Myth-marked Merchandising Challenge: Harry Potter

How could this Myth-Marked Merchandising be about anything but the Harry Potter books and movies? Your task: to write a piece of poetry or short fiction (500 words or less) that is NOT about witches, wizards, or magic, using at least 13 of these words:
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spell
wand
charm
potion
broom
cauldron
potter
granger
Minerva
snape (triple bonus points if you can work this one in)
magical
wizardry
philosopher's (or philosophers)
sorcerer's (or sorcerers)
stone
goblet
fire
chamber
secrets
prisoner
order
phoenix
half-blood
prince
deathly
hallows
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The point?

To create something marvelous and unexpected that people can stumble across when they are looking for something else entirely.

Or, perhaps, to drive traffic to our blogs by taking advantage of the masses.

You get to choose...

Myth-marked Merchandising: Twilight

This is a new series of writing prompts, inspired by some comments over at Porky's Expanse. The idea is to confound expectations and transcend genre, giving people who are looking for something else entirely a (hopefully pleasant) surprise.

Or it might just be a shameless experiment at driving traffic. Let me know how it works out.

On to this week's prompt:

Myth-marked Merchandising #1- Twilight

Write a poem or piece of very short fiction (500 words or less) that is *not* a vampire or werewolf piece that uses at least seven of the following words or phrases (bonus points for using all of them):

twilight
new moon
eclipse
breaking dawn
bloodlust
fanged
sparkle
swan
phoenix
bestial
transformation

Post your response in the comments or post a link in the comments here directly to your response on your blog.


Have fun!