Can't Golf There, Mate!

Can't Golf There, Mate!

I recommend setting your sensitivity in the pause menu settings

• Look - [Mouse]
• Move - [WASD]
• Jump  / Swim - [Space]
• Aim Golf Club  / Fire Weapon - [Left Mouse Button]
• Throw - [F]
• Zoom  Camera - [Z]
• Pause Menu - [Esc] or [P]

Play golf in all the wrong places! This is a fun physics-based golf game about playing golf in weird circumstances. Many things are interactable, including other people in the world, who may try to stop you from golfing.

Also, there are 4 easter eggs hidden across the 4 levels. See if you can find them!

The colour of the aiming sphere is determined by how close you are to the ball. If it is red, you cannot hit the ball no matter where you look.

The golf club only contacts the ball in the aiming sphere. The physical head of the golf club does not matter.

In Level 3 (Titanic), the golf ball is located on the upper flat staircase section. You can hit the ball down to a lower floor, and try hitting it along the right wall.

People will attack you if you get within a certain range, or if they hear too many shots.

Try to get the fastest times for each level! I will show my times here when I get the chance.

This game was made for the Brackeys2026.1 Game Jam. I like my game, although I would use an idea with a smaller scope next time. I think it is better to have a complete game that you can build upon with visuals and immersion rather than rushing to get content finished. Within 48 hours of initial submission time, I added Web support, as well as fixing bugs including:

• Runtime errors
• Invincibility
  
• Glitched item names
• NPC throw animation playing when not throwing
• Some aliens losing an  eye when knocked out
• Button UI overlaying text
• Can't quit game
• No sound on settings button
• Cursor obstructively big on web

I apologise for any bugs or crashes, I am aware there are still a few glitches.

After the rating period ends I would like to clean up a few things, such as fixing a part of the titanic model, having the speech order and size work better, and showing the tracking GUI when things are behind walls.

Here you can download the Windows version.