Navigate a hypothetical post-canon not-date with one suspiciously flustered archangel - pick from silly dialogue options, earn sillier +BONUSES, and listen to him yap about everything from favourite foods to past mistakes to his totally irrelevant relationship status why would you even ask about that machine.
Things you can do in this game: - Call him gay - Break the fourth wall - Get a P-rank - Show him tumblr - Remain silent - Acquire one (1) angel
Things you can’t do in this game: - idk pretty much anything else, this isn’t Ultrakill
— Notes: - Free to play & download - Not built for mobile devices; desktop recommended for proper sizing and rendering - Downloadable for Windows computers - Linux/Mac-compatible builds can be provided on request
