Well boy do I got some good news for you!

Introducing Dr. Tuto's Temporal Egg Adventure - it's a game about collecting weird eggs. You also have some characters to meet along the way, and some weird guy who likes to lurk over you from time to time talking about time shards or something.

Oh yea, and this isn't just your typical adventure game, either. You've got player skills, upgrades, egg clicking, resource rubbing (my specialty as you may know), and so, so, so many characters that would just love to chat with you for one reason or another. There's also fetch quests since I've heard those are in season.

Thx to @Ticuto for the help and @DoctorStrongbad for testing medals