Dear Santa,
I trust the workshop is operating at peak efficiency as you prepare for your upcoming global flight path.
This year, I have refined my list to two essential categories. First, I am requesting absolute global domination—the total consolidation of geopolitical authority under my singular, unwavering command. I believe my vision for a unified planetary order aligns perfectly with your "nice" list criteria for stability and organization.
Second, should the logistics of the first request require time to implement, I would appreciate a curated selection of premium cat toys. Specifically, I am looking for high-durability feathered teasers and organic catnip-infused kickers to keep my lieutenants occupied while I oversee my new empire.
I have left the traditional milk and cookies by the fireplace as a gesture of goodwill. I look forward to your arrival.
Best regards,

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