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byuun Jan 17 @ 7:06pm 
Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEETH LEFT, it's- it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're dead, you're dead.
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megawop Aug 26, 2025 @ 7:02am 
Been a year since you commented on my profile. So I'm responding back.
Copenaghen May 14, 2025 @ 5:29am 
Carrots weren’t always orange!

Originally, carrots were purple, white, yellow, or red. The orange carrot we know today was developed in the 17th century in the Netherlands. According to popular (though somewhat debated) legend, Dutch growers bred orange carrots as a tribute to William of Orange, the leader of the Dutch independence movement. The orange variety caught on, and eventually became the most common type worldwide.

So, in a way, your modern carrot is a patriotic vegetable! 🥕
Rat Aug 28, 2024 @ 2:28pm 
[The son begins to record himself, reacting to a video displayed which shows a large slab of meat being seasoned with mustard and too much pepper.]

Son: I ain't never seen no mustard on there but it might be good though! My dad might know better I'm boutta give it to him.

[The son passes his phone over to his Dad.]

Dad: Oh, mustard. Come on man, now dont put no mustard on there you need to put a little seasoning on that thing. What? Man, come on now get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now! Come on get that pepper off, that just too much doggone pepper! I don't even want to see this no more.

[The Dad passes his phone back to the son.]

Son: Aw, what happened no- God! Oh my god! Yo why you putting all that pepper on there? Take that off off there! Get that pepper off of Agh-

[The video abruptly ends.]
byuun Aug 27, 2024 @ 2:56am 
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