ATTENTION, FLESHLINGS AND DISGUSTING AUTOBOTS:
You stand before MEGATRON , Emperor of Destruction. My optical sensors are calibrated to detect treachery from across the galaxy. If you seek to occupy my processing power, you WILL obey these protocols or be DELETED from existence.
 ● STATE YOUR PURPOSE: Silence is treason. If you do not leave a comment on my profile explaining why you are adding me, I will assume you are a malfunctioning script. IGNORE/BLOCK is the only reward for silence.
● MANDATORY DIRECTIVES: Megatron does not do "vibes." Vague comments like "hi added to play :)" or "hey check your dms" are beneath my notice. State your specific intent or face the fusion cannon.
● TRADE PROTOCOLS: I do not trade with peasants. Random trade offers are an insult. If you are "Added for Trade," state your offer in the comments. Any mention of "Middlemen," "API checks," or "Item Verification" = ANNIHILATION .
The following behaviors will result in immediate, unceremonious vaporization:
● REDUNDANT SOCIAL ENGINEERING: Scripted flattery ("Your pfp is hot!", "Legendary player!") is a one-way ticket to the scrap heap.
● EXTERNAL REDIRECTS: Any attempt to move this conversation to Discord for "security," "voting," or "admin verification" will be met with a permanent block.
● ACCOUNT STATUS FAILURES: Private profiles, Levels 0-10, and accounts with VAC bans are considered defective units. I do not associate with the broken.
● UNSOLICITED PROPOSALS: Whether it's "Art Commissions" or "Tournament Subs," I manifest my own reality. Your pathetic "opportunities" are spam.
● META-FRAUD INDICATORS: Forced urgency, broken English, and "accidental" mistakes are the marks of a coward. I see them all.
Even legitimate friend requests must follow the decree. If you cannot follow simple instructions, you are too weak to stand among the Decepticons.

Peace Through Tyranny.

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