# KappemPEEK - the act of peeking an angle with a never-ending swing while shooting with an automatic weapon

# Bogdans law - A law that requireth the bearer of an AWP to yield unto a lowly hp comrade

# MurriPEEK - the act of peeking an angle, often banana on inferno, and prefire-headshot-onetapping an enemy, where after retreating

# "1 hp!" - A phrase uttered by one at death's door, that they might soothe their soul and find comfort in themselves

# "Flash me in" - A request that he who maketh it must ever anticipate to lose his sight thereby

# Dunning-Kruger Effect - the path that every Counter-Strike gamer shall walk

#MatteFlash - the act of casting of a flash grenade, with noble intent to smite thine enemy’s sightless gaze, yet in misadventure doth strip thine own comrade, the intended beneficiary, of their precious vision.


And then some quotes from our missionaries:

"Without coin, no sweetness shalt thou gain."

"'Tis not a wall, but a mist; thine bullets may pass through it with ease."

"Behold, a fresh bounty of riches! We may purchase each round"

"Green, thy device of sound doth not work!"

"A doth seem most clear, methinks 'tis B."

"Thy voice is far too loud; I cannot behold."

"Come now, fear not; I shall make thee the lure."

"Thou canst not halt an avalanche with but a steed."

"Players of Faceit ought not partake in the embrace of love."


Origin:

"No money, no honey" ~ russian 2k19

"It's not a wall, it's a smoke, you can run through it" ~ random finnish guy 24.06.2019

"We have new economy, we can buy every round!" ~ random russian 25.06.2019

"Green, your micro dont work!" ~ Angry russian 28.06.2019

"I am smok A" ~ Every english-speaking russian ever

"A seems pretty clear, i think it's B" ~ Rexids last call before we both died

"Eci, why did you turn into a dinosour?" ~ Charlies gurlfriends 22.07.2019

"You are too loud, I can't see" ~ Random russian 24.10.2019

"Kom nu, sluta va rädd ja baitar dej" ~ Matte 30.10.2019

"You can not stop an avalanche with a horse" -Levi 14.02.2023

"I literally had to count down the numbers in the alphabet" ~ Charlie 23.03.2023

"Watch out, he might go up to the room" ~ Charlie on ladderroom 23.03.2023

"Faceit players don't have sex" ~ AwfulAcc 02.05.2024

"Welcome to premier its like a zoo without a zookeeper" ~ Matte 26.02.2025