I would say I have two main hobbies outside of work, those being gooning and video games however, I’d found they were constantly getting in the way of each other, so I had to find a solution. First I went out and bought a new mouse with lots of side buttons and re mapped my in-game movement to be controlled from my mouse, so now I always have a hand free to rub :3. My next order of business was to pick up a second monitor so I could constantly melt my brain with new porn while playing. I’ve been using this new setup for about a week now and enjoying it thoroughly, I’ve even had a few VOIP interactions with other players while rubbing myself. I wonder if they could tell 🤭.

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If I had three words to describe this type of player I think I would words such as sad, small, and pathetic. A player like this has the maturity of an unborn fetus it is sad and belittling to say I am on the same gaming platform as him. A player like this must have a low IQ I can assume this due to the pathetic social skills followed by his blind and ignorant rage. Now that I think about it perhaps he could be on the spectrum.

The Detroit Tigers (37-20) take on the Kansas City Royals (30-27) tonight (5/30) at 8:11 pm EDT at Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri

"oh you are my IGL?" pushes you against the Wall "prove it. prove it to me. shotcall for me." pins you to the wall and grabs your waist "are you my IGL? then act accordingly now do you understand me?" grabs you by your throat "I cant hear you, tell me that you are my IGL and my IGL only." pulls your body closer

It’s true!!

Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new Steam rule where Gabe Newell can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever is in your refrigerator. To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Steam feed:

I do not authorize Gabe Newell or any entity associated with Steam to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Steam to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone.

After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will turn blue 🔵 and you’re good to go.