Hate to say it BUDDY, but I know exactly why you're here... You think I'm cheating! Well let me tell you something; you're 100% correct, in-fact I'm literally microseconds away from going full toggle super duper mega deluxe spinbot neck breaking p1000 angel yaw on your ass! Ye-hehhhhh that's right you're frickin' done BUCKO! Any idea why I'm gonna pillage your rectum harder than your three times removed uncle did back in the summer of 08'? I KNOW YOU'RE CHEATING TOO! That's right I actually typed this message up just for you mere seconds before you even had the CHANCE to open my profile! You're so flippin' done bozo, and it truly is a shame... I'm about to tap you back to the lobby faster than Usain Bolt can make a mu' fuggin' SAMICH! You'll be slobbering on you're keyboard, begging your cheat provider to start including a complimentary shotgun shell with every subscription purchase, just so you can, hee hee , ha , hoo hoo , finish yourself the ♥♥♥♥ off! Now look what you did, you made daddy swear... now I have to punish you kitten... My three weed smoking girlfriends and I will be giggling at your funeral while I'm getting a MEAN... SLOPPY... BOWYOB! Consider this your termination notice... You're toats toasted JABRONI!

"Ok you are report you autist" -Chuck 2019

"Look at his profile picture... Wait does it have a ball gag in it's mouth?!" -Some gay hvh'er 2019

"I'm not two faced. Being two faced means (A) to (B). Flip on a dime." -A cheating two faced liar 2019

"Yeet, yiff, do what you need to do to them" -Ranger 2019

"The "♥♥♥♥ people say" board is back open!" -Lee Surge 2019

"You still cheat Lee?" -Kruhz 2019

"Aim is just 90% movement." -RΞOL 2019

"You're a 2019 ♥♥♥♥♥♥" -COMPLΞX 2020

"Why would I be black?" -ally 2022

"Keep ♥♥♥♥ riding teddy, you pathetic ♥♥♥♥♥♥" -BullFrog 2023

"true and hes a closet cheater" -TrollerSquad 2023