this bird stole my shoelaces

do you remember when you got me pregnant and then ignored all my texts and calls for ten years? Well his name is William and he is a big strong boy who doesn't need his father in his life even if he caws like a bird and watches a lot of Andrew Tate. I think you should take a long look at yourself in the water of the bath you drew for yourself last week and ask if you want to be a daddy to william and a daddy to me.

a cute birb

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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟

𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂=)
𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^


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has poor taste in true cuisine

probably won't get the joke but one time i begged this guy to trade me a force-a-nature for some crappy trading card way back when i started tf2