Video games are good for your health ¯\_(˙ ͜ʟ˙)_/¯
That was pretty wizard, wasn't it son?
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Float like a butterfly, sting like a Mack truck to the face


Bill Billerson : Major tom? You got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hax or what?!
Bill Billerson : You seriously never miss.

(TEAM) iborz : tom
(TEAM) iborz : you're a god

CashMoneyOnline : tombot3.0

ProDuelist : tom is good sniper

John Smith : do you even miss headshots tom:P
John Smith : 70% of your kills on the killstreak snipers are headshots
John Smith : thats impressive

Kim Jong-il : MAJOR TOM, NICE HACK
Kim Jong-il : ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEADSHOT....EVERYTIME
Kim Jong-il : HACK ON TEAM FORTRESS :s ♥♥♥♥ BASTARD

*DEAD* DutchLM : YOU GOT MY MEDIC TO RAGEQUIT

*DEAD* Daniele909 : major hacker!

Hugh G. Testacles : Tom is prudy good

*DEAD* xXlTempestlXx : srry to chase u tom but u killed half our players

The Rooster: Major Tom speaks to animals and says gay stuff to them.

*DEAD* Jestem zwykłym gnojarzem:( : Major Tom = KennyS on smurf?

*DEAD* Lopzoh: tom u dont miss the head

Hawky^ : Major Tom Totaly Legit kills on sniper :DDDD ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Yupa : major tom youre so good

bigbossholland : kill major tom

ever_x : Major Tom is Major Good

λ : how are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scream with deagle tom`?

JT * : major tom ur a god

Wizard : major tom is good be on the lookout for him and if you see him run for the hills

Major Tom killed Suzuya with fryingpan.
Player Suzuya left the game (Disconnect by user.)

MarkMaul : ye i think major is hacking
MarkMaul : you do some crazy ass kills, almost impossible
MarkMaul : or you're a 2008 player or ur a hacker
MarkMaul : just don't be so skilled for the sake of my team

Fluffers : And of course there's an awper
Fluffers : This is tf2 NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CSGO

● *DEAD* ✪ Moustache : MAJOR TOM A ♥♥♥♥♥
● *DEAD* ✪ Moustache : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dont deserve to play

● (Terrorist) CEDD. @ T Start : ur voice is so clam so, can u read me a story major tom?

*DEAD* sh0k : Tom nice hack
*DEAD* sh0k : idiot

*DEAD* ✪ 4ReaZzon | Flo : I HATE U MAJOR TOM
✪ 4ReaZzon | Flo : 2 shots through the wall , run shots , only heads
✪ 4ReaZzon | Flo : D:



My hobbies:

- Switching between the same 3 apps for hours
- Not speaking to anyone for days at a time
- Listening to the same songs I have been listening to for years
- Imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist


If you read this, comment 'Get a job' on my profile to prove it