🧠 AUTOPSY REPORT: TERMINAL GAMER SYNDROME 🧠
Cause of death: Voluntary irrelevance
Time of death: “One more match” ago

This account is the digital grave of someone who chose pixels over purpose. He didn’t fail at life—he hid from it. Logged in daily to avoid effort, discomfort, and becoming real.

He calls himself elite, but he’s just efficient at wasting time. God-tier reflexes, zero discipline. Mastered every mechanic except self-control. Briefly impressive in a world designed to forget him.

Ask what he contributed and there’s no answer—servers don’t remember players.

He grinds fake ranks because real progress exposes weakness. Every badge proves he chose comfort over courage and dopamine over direction.

Final stats:
• Strength: Atrophied
• Intelligence: Squandered
• Charisma: Muted
• Hygiene: Optional
• Legacy: Deleted on shutdown

This wasn’t a hobby
It was self-deletion

Log off
Stand up
You weren’t beaten
You forfeited

сын ♥♥♥♥♥ дрявой руина

+rep, good player, good guy

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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