Here's a clean, working version of functions to allow using named arguments instead of numeric ones. ex: instead of sprintf('%1$s', 'Joe');, we can use sprintf('%name$s', array('name' => 'Joe'));. I've provided 2 different versions: the first uses the php-like syntax (ex: %name$s), while the second uses the python syntax (ex: %(name)s).

<?php

/**
 * version of sprintf for cases where named arguments are desired (php syntax)
 *
 * with sprintf: sprintf('second: %2$s ; first: %1$s', '1st', '2nd');
 *
 * with sprintfn: sprintfn('second: %second$s ; first: %first$s', array(
 *  'first' => '1st',
 *  'second'=> '2nd'
 * ));
 *
 * @param string $format sprintf format string, with any number of named arguments
 * @param array $args array of [ 'arg_name' => 'arg value', ... ] replacements to be made
 * @return string|false result of sprintf call, or bool false on error
 */
function sprintfn ($format, array $args = array()) {
    // map of argument names to their corresponding sprintf numeric argument value
    $arg_nums = array_slice(array_flip(array_keys(array(0 => 0) + $args)), 1);

    // find the next named argument. each search starts at the end of the previous replacement.
    for ($pos = 0; preg_match('/(?<=%)([a-zA-Z_]\w*)(?=\$)/', $format, $match, PREG_OFFSET_CAPTURE, $pos);) {
        $arg_pos = $match[0][1];
        $arg_len = strlen($match[0][0]);
        $arg_key = $match[1][0];

        // programmer did not supply a value for the named argument found in the format string
        if (! array_key_exists($arg_key, $arg_nums)) {
            user_error("sprintfn(): Missing argument '${arg_key}'", E_USER_WARNING);
            return false;
        }

        // replace the named argument with the corresponding numeric one
        $format = substr_replace($format, $replace = $arg_nums[$arg_key], $arg_pos, $arg_len);
        $pos = $arg_pos + strlen($replace); // skip to end of replacement for next iteration
    }

    return vsprintf($format, array_values($args));
}

/**
 * version of sprintf for cases where named arguments are desired (python syntax)
 *
 * with sprintf: sprintf('second: %2$s ; first: %1$s', '1st', '2nd');
 *
 * with sprintfn: sprintfn('second: %(second)s ; first: %(first)s', array(
 *  'first' => '1st',
 *  'second'=> '2nd'
 * ));
 *
 * @param string $format sprintf format string, with any number of named arguments
 * @param array $args array of [ 'arg_name' => 'arg value', ... ] replacements to be made
 * @return string|false result of sprintf call, or bool false on error
 */
function sprintfn ($format, array $args = array()) {
    // map of argument names to their corresponding sprintf numeric argument value
    $arg_nums = array_slice(array_flip(array_keys(array(0 => 0) + $args)), 1);

    // find the next named argument. each search starts at the end of the previous replacement.
    for ($pos = 0; preg_match('/(?<=%)\(([a-zA-Z_]\w*)\)/', $format, $match, PREG_OFFSET_CAPTURE, $pos);) {
        $arg_pos = $match[0][1];
        $arg_len = strlen($match[0][0]);
        $arg_key = $match[1][0];

        // programmer did not supply a value for the named argument found in the format string
        if (! array_key_exists($arg_key, $arg_nums)) {
            user_error("sprintfn(): Missing argument '${arg_key}'", E_USER_WARNING);
            return false;
        }

        // replace the named argument with the corresponding numeric one
        $format = substr_replace($format, $replace = $arg_nums[$arg_key] . '$', $arg_pos, $arg_len);
        $pos = $arg_pos + strlen($replace); // skip to end of replacement for next iteration
    }

    return vsprintf($format, array_values($args));
}

?>