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Daddy's Secrets in the Woods

The document describes two stories, the first about a boy witnessing his father and aunt in the woods, and the second about a newlywed couple staying at the boy's house and him making a mistaken assumption about what he gave his brother.

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2K views5 pages

Daddy's Secrets in the Woods

The document describes two stories, the first about a boy witnessing his father and aunt in the woods, and the second about a newlywed couple staying at the boy's house and him making a mistaken assumption about what he gave his brother.

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Karthik Chockkalingam
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  • Daddy's car in the woods?: This section narrates a story about Little Johnny and his curious adventure into the woods following his dad's car.
  • Fred and Mary's Honeymoon: Continues the storytelling style with a humorous anecdote about Fred, Mary, and Fred's little brother Johnny.

Daddy's car in the

woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car
pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed
the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane
in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting
that he could hardly contain himself
as he ran home and started to tell
his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went
back to look and he was giving Aunt
Jane a big kiss, and then he helped
her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt Jane...'

Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a


honeymoon, so they go back
to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night
together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother,
gets up and has his
breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school,
he asks his mom if Fred
and Mary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what

you think! Just go to


school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his
mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back
to school.'
After school, Johnny comes home and asks
again, 'Are Fred and Mary up
yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you
think?'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for
the Vaseline and I think. .
I think . . . . . . I gave him my airplane glue.'

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