Nutty Nodaks?: "No Bull"
Nutty Nodaks?: "No Bull"
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Nothing special about
this photo, except that
would you believe it
was taken from the
face of Fort Peck Dam
at approximately 2:30
this past Wednesday
afternoon? The
temperature was 40
degrees, there was a
20 mph wind and the
sky was completely
and gloomily overcast.
The wind chill
calculator says it felt
like 30°. They had the
Pond all to themselves
as it was the only
boat in sight as far as
we could see. We’re
assuming they were
targeting lake trout as
it has been a hot bite.
We’re also assuming
they are North
Dakotans as the boat
— a Nitro ZV21 — has
a North Dakota Hull
Identification Number.
Talk about a trio of
die-hard fishermen...
tougher than the
average anglers for
shore!
Haunted Hayride to Hallways
Due to the predicted cold temperature, wind and a
chance of snow, next Monday night’s Haunted Hayride
DIGITAL PICTURE & SOUND has been moved to the Glasgow High School.
DAILY MATINEES • $6.50/PERSON We asked Coach K if maybe we could round up a
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All Tuesday showings are $5 Cross Country team could pull them around and give
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SHOWING: OCTOBER 25-31 The Haunted Hallways will run from 5:30 to 7:30
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Fri & Sat: 4:00 • 7:00 • 9:00
Sun: 4:00 • 7:00
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Fri & Sat: 4:10 • 6:50 • 9:15
Sun: 4:10 • 6:50
At the Library
Mon - Thur: 5:00 • 8:00 Mon - Thur: 5:10 • 6:50
To celebrate National Friends of Libraries Week,
the Valley County Friends of the Library will be hosting
This beat goes a Book Sale at the Glasgow City-County Library on
on, Switchin’ to Saturday, Oct. 26, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Glide!
There will be a variety of books and genres to
choose from including children’s, non-fiction and an
Plug The Kings into the internet jukebox tonight. assortment of fiction including westerns, romances
Temperature at tonight’s 7:00 kickoff time is and mysteries. In addition to books, there will also
expected to be right around 57°, so that’s not too bad. be other forms of entertainment such as DVDs, both
But the breeze is what’s going to make things a bit children and adult, and audio books.
miserable as a northwest wind will be blowing around At reasonable prices of $1 per hardcover, $0.50
20 mph with gusts to around 30 mph (wind chill of per paperback, $2 per DVD and audiobooks, there
around 43°). One thing for certain, it’s going to make is something for everyone at a reasonable price.
the passing game a little iffy. Purchase 10 books before 1 p.m., and be entered to
Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a low around 34. Breezy, win a number of fabulous prizes graciously donated
with a southwest wind 17 to 22 mph becoming northwest by local businesses. There will also be a bag sale from 1
in the evening. Winds could gust as high as 32 mph.
to 3 p.m., and anything you can fit into a provided bag
Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 38. Breezy,
with a northwest wind 20 to 24 mph, with gusts as high
will be $5.
as 33 mph. All funds will be utilized to promote the visibility
Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 20. and enhance the library. The Valley County Friends
Northwest wind 14 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 25 of the Library and the Glasgow City-County Library
mph. appreciates your support.
Sunday: Partly sunny, with a high near 32. Northwest
wind 14 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. Boat inspection stations close for
Sunday Night: A 20 percent chance of snow after
midnight. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 20. West wind
season, inspections still required
7 to 11 mph, with gusts as high as 18 mph. Montana’s watercraft inspection stations are closing
Monday: A 30 percent chance of snow, mainly after for the season, but boaters can still obtain an inspection
noon. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 31. Northwest wind at FWP regional and area offices.
14 to 21 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph. Little or no Late-season anglers and hunters utilizing boats
snow accumulation expected. for waterfowl or big game hunting need to follow the
Monday Night: A 20 percent chance of snow before principles of clean, drain, dry to help protect our waters
midnight. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 13. Northwest
from invasive aquatic weeds, animals and diseases:
wind 13 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 24 mph.
Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 27. Northwest
Clean all mud and debris from the watercraft,
wind 10 to 13 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. trailer, anchor, waders, decoys, and fishing equipment.
Wednesday: Sunny, with a high near 36. West southwest Pull drain plugs and make sure all compartments, bilges
wind 6 to 9 mph. and ballasts are drained. Dry out watercraft, including
Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high near 42. dry wells, storage areas, and compartments.
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Glasgow to take on Fairfield to wrap up regular season
By Mike Brandt first half while Glasgow had 327.
The biggest game of the Northern B regular Boland started the scoring with a 1-yard run and
season is tonight when Glasgow hosts top-ranked and he also ran in the two-point conversion for an 8-0 lead
defending Class B state champions Fairfield. This is early in the first quarter. Lee scored at the 7:07 mark
also Senior-Parent Night with seniors being honored on a 19-yard run. The PAT failed, leaving the score at
at 6:40 p.m. Kickoff is at 7:00. 14-0.
The game is a huge one for the Scotties as they Cordell Younkin scored on a 2-yard run, with
could control their own destiny in the upcoming Boland running in the PAT for a 22-0 lead. Glasgow
football playoffs. A win by 11 would give the Scotties had another drive going when Wolf Point intercepted
to number one seed and home field throughout. A a Boland pass. But the Wolves could not put a drive
victory by three would give Glasgow second place and together, turning the ball over to Glasgow.
a home playoff. A loss sends the Scotties on the road. Loden Idler put another touchdown on the board
This year’s playoffs has the north taking on the midway through the second period on a 10-yard run.
south with Fairfield and Malta hosting a playoff game The junior from Hinsdale also ran in the two-point
against the fourth and third place teams, respectively, conversion. Then with .01 seconds left in the half
providing they finish in the top two.. Glasgow will Boland found Tel Aune in the end zone for a 10-yard
have to go to Townsend and Cut Bank would travel to strike. Idler ran in the PAT for a 38-0 halftime lead.
Manhattan, also if Glasgow finished third. Glasgow picked off a Wolf Point pass that set
Fairfield comes into Glasgow riding a 19-game up another score in the third with Boland taking the
winning streak and a 5-0, 7-0 record. The Eagles have ball in from 19-yards out. The senior quarterback
scored 291 points while giving up 33. They are young hit Kristian Price for the PAT. Idler had a 3-yard run
with only seven seniors. early in the fourth and the junior added a 3-yard run
“I just want to go out and win the football game. midway through the quarter. Both PAT runs failed.
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