Cuteboy Fitness Guide

@CatboyAoi
June 2020

Contents

1 Introduction/Mindset 1
1.1 A note about “the ideal body” expectations, and genetics . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
1.1.1 Everyone can make healthy choices . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
1.1.2 Being fit requires consistency . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
1.1.3 Being fit requires specific plans . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
1.1.4 Genetics and your hormones matter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1

2 TL;DR Quick Start Reference Guide 2

2.1 Links . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2

3 Exercise 2

4 Diet 3

5 MilkteaMomoko’s Fitness Guide 4

5.1 Preface and ramblings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
5.2 Daily Routines Guidelines . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
5.2.1 Opener . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
5.2.2 The meaty stuff: (mainly for exercising calf, thigh, back, and butt) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
5.2.3 Optionals/intermittent (at least three times a week for me, but pace yourself and stay safe) . . . 5
5.2.4 Cardio (bunny) section . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
5.3 Dieting . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6

6 FAQ 6

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1 Introduction/Mindset
The current standard for cuteboy fitness comes from shitty images like this
For all of its...charm, that guide is lacking in detail and, frankly, it’s wrong in many ways. For example, eating
500-1000 mg of semen a day may make you a cumslut, but it certainly won’t give you a body like Astolfo. With the
Twitter Cuteboy Fitness Guide, I hope to give all the cuties who want it a clear path towards health and body change.

1.1 A note about “the ideal body” expectations, and genetics

Before I get into the meat of the guide, I think it is extremely important to temper your expectations with workout/diet
plans. Fitness experts on YouTube, diet pill manufacturers, fitness social media influencers, and even a casual perusal of
cuties on Twitter may give you the wrong idea about the goals of fitness and what you can realistically hope to achieve.

1.1.1 Everyone can make healthy choices

The number one goal of this guide is to have you make healthier decisions about your physical health. Healthy decisions
repeated over and over will lead to aesthetic/cute gains. While your inspiration may be to look cuter, the actual focus
should be to be healthy. The reason for this is simple. Cuteness is not simply a flat tummy or a big butt. Cuteness
is unironically a lifestyle, determined by not only your tummy and butt aesthetics, but also your skin care routine, your
clothing choices, your hygiene, your behaviour and demeanour...basically all of you is what determines your cuteness. If
your health is poor, it will cause problems in other aspects of being cute that will hamper your cuteness, aspects that go
beyond the amount of fat around your waist.

1.1.2 Being fit requires consistency

The old adage that most people drop their diet and fitness regiments within two weeks of starting it is totally true. I
think it happens because people expect results fast. However, being fit and healthy requires daily attention, and results
happen slowly over the span of months. The first month or so of a new diet can be tough as you may not see anything
different, and also the workouts will kick your butt. Keep this in mind, and know that there is light at the end of the
tunnel if you keep at it.

1.1.3 Being fit requires specific plans

If you want to be toned, chances are you can do that. If you want to have a bigger butt, chances are you can do that
too. This can go on and on for any physical attribute you wish to have. However, these plans are all general. If you
want to be toned (a general plan), you should consider what it means to be toned (lower body fat percentage and having
muscle), then make specific plans to achieving lower body fat percentage while gaining muscle. If you want to have a
bigger butt, understand what that may take (ass workouts, not being too low body fat percentage) and then do that.
We will create these specific plans together with this guide, but it is important to realize that you can’t just sorta eat
healthy sometimes and kinda workout a few times a month and expect decent progress.

1.1.4 Genetics and your hormones matter

When you see someone on Twitter or at the gym or on the street, you are looking at the culmination of countless years
of genes and traits being passed down. The end result is that every human is a unique size, body shape, penis length,
eye color etc etc...The fact of the matter is that if it’s genetic it will be very hard if not impossible to really “change”. A
short list of genetic aspects that determine your look is your body shape (search “endomorph mesomorph ectomorph”),
where your body tends to store fat (does it seem to favor your butt more than other people of your sex?, for example),
your shoulder to hip ratio, your hip shape generally, your height, and how easy it is for you to gain muscle. All these
things affect how you look, and while diet and exercise can enhance the positive aspects and mask the aspects that your
genetics may have been unkind to you about, it is practically impossible to look “perfect” if “perfection” requires some
alteration of your genetics.
Equally important is the amount and sort of hormones in your body. This guide does not focus on anything relating
to hormone therapy, steroids, or any other hormone treatment as I do not have real world knowledge of those things.
However, it is important to note that taking hormones of any sort will change things like where fat is stored, how easy it
is for you to gain muscle, and body shape. For example, if your biological sex is female or you are on an estrogen and you
notice your lower tummy/hips/butt/thighs are gaining fat more easily than a biological male, this is because generally a
healthy woman will naturally carry more fat on them than a healthy male, and they will carry more fat in certain areas.

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Men tend to carry fat in their abdomen area, women distribute it more evenly throughout their bodies. There are plenty
of articles you can research about this phenomena to get a more accurate picture of how fat distributions and hormones
will affect you specifically! I recommend you do so, as it will help shape your goals and the body you want to have.
With that all out of the way, let’s get into this, shall we?

2 TL;DR Quick Start Reference Guide

Note: This is my, @CatboiAoi’s guide. If you wish, you may start with @MilkteaMomoko’s guide, which is listed at
section 5. My only comment about Momoko’s guide is that your calorie needs are dependent upon your own body, so in
my opinion you should figure out a healthy caloric goal for your own body so that you do not lose weight to quickly and
in a healthy way. I explain how I do this later on in my section. Also, Momoko’s guide discusses the use of HRT and
other hormone related subjects. If you are interested in that, it may be wise to read her section, as my section avoids
this entirely.

1. Use a couch to 5k chart to begin your cardio, follow a 30/60 day guide on darebee to begin your bodyweight
exercises (links provided below)
2. Use [Link] , input your current body stats, how many meals you want to eat daily,
1-3hrs cardio (assuming you follow the couch to 5k chart/bodyweight exercises), newbie gains, and a nutrition type
that appeals to you. From that, get your average calories burned daily, the amount of calories you need to eat,
and how long it will take for you to hit a desired body fat percentage, as well as meal ideas.
3. Eat as many calories as told to you on the site above, as well as enough protein (about 1g protein per 1lb bodyweight,
can be bit less) to fuel your body. Eat healthy meals with veggies and fruits, and don’t skip meals! You need to
eat to lose fat and maintain muscle, as strange as it sounds.

4. Sleep enough (8 hours!), drink water constantly, and plan out all of your meals!

This is what my day generally looks like, diet/exercise wise; feel free to follow:

1. Eat breakfast/lunch with good protein, drinking water lots throughout the day before the workout

2. If necessary, have small snack (banana, apple, something like that) 2 hours before workout (or have meal 3-4 hours
before workout)
3. Do lifts w/ daily ab exercises (takes between 30 minutes-1 hour)
4. Go run/walk/bike/cardio (takes between 20-40 minutes)

5. Have protein shake/meal to refuel body

2.1 Links
Couch to 5k
Bodyweight Plan
Meal planner/Calorie calculator
Possible meal ideas

3 Exercise
Cardio is by far the most important aspect of your workouts from a general health POV. It burns calories and makes
your metabolism hum, it’ll make you feel amazing, it will help your heart health, you’ll get some vitamin D if you run
outdoors, it’ll shape your legs...there’s so many health benefits that it’s basically mandatory that you do cardio daily if
possible. You should get to a point (for me, it was after a month or two of training) where you’ll be doing cardio for at
LEAST 20 minutes daily.
If you haven’t run in a while or are a beginner, I recommend this Couch to 5K chart. In addition, I would slowly up
the amount of cardio days once you are comfortable with the goal of being able do cardio every day by the end of the
entire plan. While that seems like a lot of running, you don’t have to run to do cardio – you could and should also swim,

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jump rope, bike, jumping jacks, play sports like soccer or basketball or tennis, and if you wanted to get some low level
cardio in so that you can do something every day, you could walk instead of run. Every little bit counts, and since cardio
is super important, it’s good to get it in as much as possible, even if it’s walking.
In fact, you could walk on off days for thirty minutes to get a really healthy exercise that doesn’t impact your body as
harshly. Running is a high-intensity workout, meaning that it has a high impact on your body, especially your shins and
knees. If your legs are feeling sore, it’s best to not run and aggravate the soreness or cause injury; instead, you should
walk, or swim, or do something that puts less stress on your joints. Only do what your abilities allow you to do, nothing
more.
I’d buy a Fitbit or something to that effect so you know how much you’ve walked/ran. Don’t be afraid to rest, stop
for breath, or walk for a bit during your cardio! Cardio should knock the stuffing out of you, especially at the beginning.
I recommend watching YouTube videos on how to breathe while running (very important so that you don’t get runner
stitches!), proper swim form...basically proper form with everything you do while exercising. That way you’ll get the most
of your workouts.
If you want to have a tight tummy and have muscle tone, you will need to workout. In fact, for aesthetics alone,
resistance training is the most important aspect (behind eating healthy). Contrary to popular belief, cuteboys don’t turn
into masculine monsters by lifting a dumbbell – in fact, you will want to include weights in your workout regiment so
that you build aesthetic muscle and shape. If you’re just starting out with weight training and consider yourself to be
fairly weak, I recommend buying a set of 8-15lb dumbbells and using a simple workout plan like this one from darebee. It
won’t get you super jacked, and it will teach you about important lifting concepts like sets, rests between sets, increasing
weight/reps to get stronger while guiding you through each day. After a month or so of this, you will have a foundation
of good push/pull dumbbell exercises that you can use to make your own workout plan in the future! Later revisions of
this guide will include a more in-depth dumbbell workout for those NEET cuteboys who don’t wanna go out in public to
lift at the gym. For now though, these guides generally include full body workouts, including abs/leg days so that you
can hit those two most requested body parts for cuteboys.
All in all, it will take 1-2 hours out of your day extra to do these workouts. This is a decent amount of time, but the
feeling of being healthy, being closer to your goal body, as well as the general feeling you get from working out (runner’s
high is real!) will be so amazing that you may get very fond of working out.

4 Diet
I could go into the specifics, but for right now, I’m going to keep it simple. If you want to lose body fat so you’re more
toned and have a flat tummy, you need to eat at a caloric deficit (your body will need to expound more calories than
you eat). To continue to eat at a caloric deficit, you need to eat generally nutritious food at somewhat set times. This
does mean cutting out most junk food in your life, esp sodas, candy, chips/snacks, and replacing them with nutritionally
sound and non-calorie dense foods, like most veggies and fruits and meats. Sadly diet is the most important part of all
of this, but you will learn to budget your calories and love veggies and fruits in time.
You will probably need to learn to cook for yourself. Later revisions of this guide will include diet meal essentials, like
chicken breast and veggies, and how to make them.
Note: Starving yourself will lead to bad things happening, do not do it. Not only will you cause potentially
irreparable harm to your brain and your body, you won’t be able to do your workouts, you won’t have energy for things
in real life, you’ll be prone to passing out, you’ll get weaker, you’ll be more depressed... You must eat, you must eat
consistently, don’t not eat PLEASE!!!
For a super simple meal plan that will match your nutritional needs without you having to think about anything, go
to [Link] (Thanks Scooby!) and input your information. You can eyeball your body fat
percentage using charts comparing people of different body fat percentage online, but I’d recommend getting calipers at
some point to be more accurate. For nutrition type, for now I’d choose something like Medium Carb – it doesn’t really
matter, as you can change this later on, and this is to just get you aware of the work you’ll need to put in, calorie wise. If
you’re following the above workout plan, I would say you’re doing 1-3hrs strenuous cardio, and you’d get 10-15lbs newbie
gains (depending on if you’re a teen or adult, but adjust this to your body’s history). Add in your goal (I recommend
15% caloric reduction) and create a custom meal plan!
The site will generate a meal plan for you (you can do lots of different meals if you start from the beginning and
change your nutrition type), and you can see from clicking on the pictures how to cook those meals. These meals will
give you enough protein and calories and nutrients in a day, for the most part. It’s brain dead simple.
But if none of these meals are to your liking, you will need to figure out what meals to cook on your own. How you
do that is by looking at the info on the left that says “This Meal Plan”. There will be a caloric value, and that’s how

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many calories you’re allowed every day (example). Try not to go too under or over that value when eating, and if you
had to choose between over and under by a little, go over that value.
In theory, you could eat an average frozen pizza (1k calories) a day and still lose weight if your caloric deficit is 1800
calories, but pizzas aren’t gonna give you good micronutrients or the proper protein you need, and there are better meals
with more protein/calories that should be the bulk of your diet. You can still eat something extravagant once in a while
like pizza, as long as you budget it properly! You’ll also need to eat about 1g of protein for every pound you weigh so
that you build and maintain muscle while losing fat. So if you’re 125 pounds and your caloric limit is 1800, you try to
eat near 125 g of protein within the 1800 calories your meals provide. Protein shakes, meat, eggs, and peas are great
ways of reaching this goal without taking too many calories. Apps like MyFitnessPal can you help you find out how many
calories are in raw ingredients/foods, and they can help you track how many calories/protein you’ve eaten.
Here is a guide on how to count calories and your daily nutrition, a guide that is better than anything I could type
out. Please watch this. It’s a bit long, but it’s extremely comprehensive and will help get you to self-sufficiency with
your diet.
Later revisions of this guide may include meal ideas and how to cook your own foods!

5 MilkteaMomoko’s Fitness Guide

5.1 Preface and ramblings
If you don’t want to read, honestly just watch this every day and run or use an elliptical for an hour every other day and
you’ll probably do most of what you need to at least start.

WARNING: THIS MAY NOT WORK FOR YOU AND IS PURELY FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. I AM
NOT A LICENSED TRAINER OR DIETITIAN, I AM A HOBBYIST.

If you’re reading this guide, you’re probably interested in learning how to develop and maintain shapely hips, waist,
and legs. This guide is my own personal routines and experiences in life that probably led up to my current body shape.
I will advise you right now to understand that these are the results of probably a decade of unintentional routines I did
while commuting on foot daily to school and other locations. If you’d like to ultra lean and muscle yourself into twink
shape, there’s probably a different guide that would better suit you to quickly amass gains and trim fat. If you want to
be bone skinny, I suggest starvation, caffeine, and emphedrine.
For physical body reference, I am 175cm (approx 5’9) tall and 72.5kgs (approx 160 pounds). Some adjustment to
routines and diet may be necessary depending on your build. I have access to a gym and ample time daily but yoga/Pilates
can be done mostly at home without any equipment. In total, an hour of time should be set aside for daily exercise.
For a weight loss diet, I maintain 500-1000 caloric intake, 80 fl oz of water, intermittent fasting using one or two
daily dining times, and caffeine which I do not count under the caloric intake to sustain myself. I combine this with light
cardio and yoga (discussed later). This shouldn’t be done for more than 3-5 days in a row.
For a maintaining diet, I maintain 1200-1600 caloric intake, 80 fl oz of water. I combine this with light cardio and
yoga. This can be done for as long as you can maintain it to be honest. I fall off this diet during social situations and
weekends, but the most important thing is MODERATION.
I personally have three holy rules:
1. Drink water, every hour. Get a phone app or timer or something, and hydrate yourself constantly. Drink even
if you’re not thirsty. 2. Learn to discipline yourself. Motivation to stay fit is fleeting and won’t always be there, the
discipline is reliable. 3. Everything counts no matter how small, both good and bad, because it will add up in the end.
I also would advise that you should be patient. Things like exercise and health are a process and can take large
amounts of time to display observable results. I also think that many people reading this guide are wanting to acquire
sex appeal similar to me. I have to tell you right now that is an entirely different journey and this is only a rudimentary
guide on slimming and maintaining a more desirable body shape, which is only part of the “wow i’m hot now” equation.
You need to get 8-10 hours of sleep per day to maximise results. “Researchers found that when dieters cut back on
sleep over a 14-day period, the amount of weight they lost from fat dropped by 55%, even though their calories stayed
equal. They felt hungrier and less satisfied after meals, and their energy was zapped” 1 Much like diet, you can work your
ass off in the gym but have poor returns if you don’t supply your body with enough nutrients or sleep. I try and get 8
hours of sleep daily.
1 [Link]

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5.2 Daily Routines Guidelines
20 minutes a day stretching, pilates, yoga routine. This section is designed as instruction to “activate” your glutes, lean
out your limbs, and strengthen your core. This is what I personally do daily; try doing it in the morning to wake up, or as
an bookend to a day. Is it pilates? Is it yoga? I honestly don’t know or distinguish it anymore at this point in my life. I
just took what worksand kept with it. Anyways, if you do this even daily it’s a nice supplement that targets thighs, legs,
back, and butt. This will aid in developing your hips. While you can’t just stack your fat down there you can muscle it
up a bit and fake the shape.

5.2.1 Opener
• Standing toe touch - 30 seconds (if you’re already this flexible, focus on palms flat on ground touch)
• Sitting toe touch - 30 seconds

• Seated hamstring stretch- 30 seconds each leg

• Butterfly - 60 seconds (I focus on pushing forward with my lower back)
• Plank - 60 seconds (do this in increments of 30 seconds if it’s too long to do in one shot)

5.2.2 The meaty stuff: (mainly for exercising calf, thigh, back, and butt)
• Opposite Arm and Leg Reach - 15 each side. Start on all fours. Breathe in deeply and arch your back down
when reaching out with your right arm and left leg, HOLD for 5 seconds, then retract your limbs in bringing your
elbow/knee to your chest and arch your back up while exhaling. Make sure to keep your back, arms, and legs
straight. Swap to your left arm and right leg. This is the meatiest part of my daily bodyweight routine, and makes
my calves and thighs look fucking amazing. Also helps my back make a sick arch for when you wanna show off
your butt.

• Donkey kicks: 15 each side. Be sure to deliberately lift and hold the leg at 90 degrees with each kick. Don’t use
the momentum to lift your leg; the whole point is to place strain and use the muscles back there to activate the
glutes and prep them for the squatting portion of exercise.
• Squats: I do at least 10 a day, make sure to pace yourself and hold yourself in the squatting position for 3-5 seconds
each. You can combine these with weights as I do; I sometimes use 10 pound dumbbells in each hand. Keep your
arms at your side and proceed to squat normally. If squats of any type hurt your knees or strains your body too
much, I recommend just doing more donkey kicks instead.

5.2.3 Optionals/intermittent (at least three times a week for me, but pace yourself and stay safe)
• Shoulder bridge, I do 10 per session
1. Begin lying on your back with your legs bent and hip-width apart. Arms should be by your side with palms
down.
2. Exhale to lift your pelvis and hips, creating a diagonal line from knee to shoulder.
3. Extend one leg straight out.
4. Bend your extended knee and then return to the starting position. Repeat the exercise, alternating sides.
• Sideways plank: “Lay on your side with your forearm flat on the floor, bottom elbow lined up directly under your
shoulder and both legs extended out in a long line. Feet can either be staggered for more stability, or stacked for
more of a challenge. Engage your core and lift your hips off the floor, forming a straight line from your head to your
feet. Hold for 15 to 30 seconds. Your top hand can be on side of hip (easier) or reaching up to the ceiling (harder).”
[Link] The link goes more
in depth and provides some variance for harder/more strenuous forms of the sideways plank for you to try. I do 2
sets, 2 for each side.

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5.2.4 Cardio (bunny) section
This section focuses on slow burning calories without putting on too much muscle. Is it boring to run/use an elliptical
for an hour? Yeah but it makes your legs and stomach look great so we gotta do it.
Currently I go to the gym every other day and use the elliptical or treadmill for an hour. I am unsure of universal
standards in resistance but I select level 4 or 5 and try and burn 550-600 calories on it (this takes me about one hour).
Waist maintenance note: On either machine, I try and pace myself and twist my torso during any movement. I have
no proof that this aided in making my waist apparent but I know that I did this habitually growing up, from ages 12
onward. I do not remember why I started but I know that at the moment I have a 27 inch waist. Maybe it will work for
you but I also have a freakishly small ribcage so I have no [Link] thing I started to do when I was 18 is pop my
hips and ass out with each step, like as if I were strutting in heels. A little hip sway in your step should become habitual,
it helps with shaping. Try doing it habitually during cardio time if you can.
I should also note I live on the fourth floor of an apartment complex and walk up and down the stairs really often
because I’m restless. So take the stairs when you can.

5.3 Dieting
So, forget all that phytoestrogen stuff. That stuff is bs. As far as I know you’d need something like spironolac-
tone/testosterone blockers along with human estrogen hrt supplements to chemically feminize yourself. Honestly I just
eat what I want usually. Meat is fine. Meat is good. You need protein when you work out anyways.
However, there’s some simple rules I try and follow. Count your calories, avoid carbs and sugar when you can, and
go to bed a little hungry. Drink a LOT of water if you feel empty. Just do some small things and work up to the big
things. This is MY personal system and may not work for you. Dietary needs vary from person to person. I personally
take a lot of vitamin supplements so you may or may not want to do the same. Sometimes I also just fall off my diet for
a week and hide in my room, letting my body get pretty soft so maybe that also helps?

6 FAQ

How important are leg exercises in having a big butt?

Pretty important, although having more fat generally is what will give you a bigger butt. Generally (emphasis on
generally, some people are genetically gifted), the less body fat percentage you have, the smaller your butt will get. Even
if you do lots of leg exercises, you won’t get the same sort of ass as someone who has a high body fat percentage.
That being said, having a toned, round butt is 100% doable with a low body fat percentage as long as you do leg day
consistently. It just won’t be a large super big bubblebutt, unless you have very good genetics for that.

When will I start to see my toned tummy?

Around 16% body fat, you will start to get a nice flat tummy. At around 12%, you’ll begin to see some tone and
muscle. At single digits, you’re headed towards a six pack. Do not try to go for under 8% body fat without consulting
a doctor, doing your own research, etc. You need a certain amount of fat to survive, and fat helps give the body shape
and is therefore aesthetic in certain quantities, depending on the person.

What protein powder could I buy to supplement my diet?

I personally use ON’s French Vanilla powder. I put two scoops of it into 8oz orange juice with ice, which ends up
being about 350 calories, 50g protein, and half the time it tastes like an Orange Julius. Great meal replacement and after
workout food! However, you need to get protein and calories from “real foods” most of the time for necessary nutrients,
so I recommend only using protein powder sparingly and after workouts.

Why are you using a bunch of bodybuilding advice? Aren’t you supposed to be a cuteboy?

Good fitness advice is good fitness advice, regardless if you want giant muscles or if you want to look lithe. There
is a dearth of knowledge for how to eat right and how to work out properly for femboys. In my experience from various

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chans and forums, you’re usually told to eat a lot for a big butt, or you’re told to skip meals and starve yourself. Rarely
is comprehensive advice given, and people are afraid to suggest exercise for fear of looking “manly.”
In contrast, there is a vast ocean of knowledge for bodybuilders. It is only natural to look at those who have used
nutrition and exercise to build their bodies for guidance in how to do it in a way that will make us a certain sort of cute.
I recommend watching Scooby’s videos on fitness for more on. Here’s one that I think is short, simple, sweet, and applies
to what we are doing right now:

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