Training Day
Training Day
FADE IN:
LISA
Want some eggs for the road?
JAKE
I gotta roll. Gotta beat the
traffic.
He shoves his gun belt in the duffel. Zips it shut. He grabs
a pressed uniform off a chair, and his police hat, wrapped in
plastic. He kisses Lisa's cheek, her neck, her lips. Heads to
the door. The PHONE RINGS. Jake stops. Lisa answers.
LISA
Hello?
(beat, laughs)
How nice, thank you.
(beat, giggles)
I will, don't worry.
Jake looks at her, wondering who the hell is making his wife
giggle so much.
LISA
He's right here.
(to Jake)
Jake. It's Alonzo.
Jake reacts, steels himself and takes the phone.
JAKE
Hello?
ALONZO (V.O.)
Hoyt?
JAKE
Yes, sir?
ALONZO (V.O.)
On your way to roll call?
JAKE
Yes, sir. I'm out the door right
now.
ALONZO (V.O.)
Hoyt.
JAKE
Yes, sir?
ALONZO (V.O.)
Patrol fairies go to roll call. We
don't go to roll call.
JAKE
Yes, sir.
ALONZO (V.O.)
There's a coffee shop at 7th and
Witmer. See you there at ten. Be in
civvies. Comfortable shoes. Got a
backup gun? Something pocket-sized?
JAKE
No, sir. Just my department issue
service pistol.
ALONZO (V.O.)
Bring it. Cuffs, too. We're gonna be
in the office all day, but who
knows, maybe we'll do some business.
We're an aggressive unit.
JAKE
I know. That's why I signed up. I
want to thank you for giving me the
oppor --
-- CLICK! Alonzo hangs up. Jake too. He stands there, grabs
his nervous stomach.
LISA
What's wrong?
JAKE
Feel like it's football tryouts.
Wish it was tomorrow so I'd know
already if I made his squad or not.
LISA
It's not tomorrow. It's today. And
it's gonna work out. I know it will.
JAKE
I gotta relax.
Lisa looking at him. He gets an idea, snuggles up to her.
JAKE
Don't have to show up until ten.
She breaks the embrace, sore breasts, ouch!
JAKE
Soon they'll be mine again.
JAKE
I'm okay, ma'am. Thank you.
ALONZO
Have some chow before we hit the
office. Go ahead. It's my dollar.
JAKE
No, thank you, sir. I ate.
ALONZO
Fine. Don't.
Alonzo turns the page. A long beat. Then:
JAKE
It's nice here.
ALONZO
May I read my paper?
JAKE
I'm sorry, sir. I'll get some food.
ALONZO
No. You won't. You fucked that up.
Please. I'm reading. Shut up.
JAKE
Sure wouldn't mind not roasting in a
hot black and white all summer.
ALONZO
Tell me a story, Hoyt.
JAKE
My story?
ALONZO
Not your story. A story. You can't
keep your mouth shut long enough to
let me finish my paper. So tell me a
story.
JAKE
I don't think I know any stories.
ALONZO
This is a newspaper. And I know it's
ninety percent bullshit but it's
entertaining. That's why I read it.
Because it entertains me. If you
won't let me read my paper, then
entertain me with your bullshit.
Tell me a story.
JAKE
A real one or should I make one up?
ALONZO
(sighs)
Where'd you do your probation?
JAKE
Van Nuys.
ALONZO
Right. The Valley. No cute little
anecdotes about writing underage
smoking cites at the shopping mall?
JAKE
There was this D.U.I. stop.
ALONZO
A D.U.I. stop. Wow. Go on.
JAKE
We were on the mid-watch.
ALONZO
We? You and--?
JAKE
Debbie.
ALONZO
Debbie? The hell's Debbie?
JAKE
My training officer. Debbie Maxwell
--
ALONZO
-- Your T.O. was female?
JAKE
Yes, sir.
ALONZO
She white? Black?
JAKE
White.
ALONZO
She dyked out or she any good?
JAKE
She's pretty good.
ALONZO
(he's hooked)
So you and Debbie are pullin' a mid-
watch?
JAKE
Right. It's a real quiet night. A
yawner. We're rolling on Vanowen.
I'm driving. And this Acura, just a
beautiful car, comes out a side
street. In excess. All over the
median. So I light it up and hit the
wailer. Guy drives on like I'm
invisible for ten blocks before he
pulls over. Plates ran clean. Debbie
covers as I approach. Driver's this
huge white guy. Can barely keep his
eyes open. I field test and arrest
and I'm belting him in our unit.
Debbie's tossing his car. She calls
me to the vehicle and shows me a
snubbed .38 and two shotguns, all
loaded and locked.
ALONZO
No shit?
JAKE
ALONZO
-- amazing--
Jake beams, some story, huh?
ALONZO
You're driving around the Valley
with a fine bitch in your car for a
year and the most entertaining story
you got is a drunk stop? Never hit
her up for some Code X in the back
seat? Didn't tap it?
JAKE
I have a wife.
ALONZO
You also have a dick.
Alonzo shakes his head in disgust. Jake is crushed.
ALONZO
Let's go.
Alonzo tosses a fifty on the table. OFF his heavy wedding
band we --
CUT TO:
ALONZO
Gimme that menu.
Jake buries his shoes in beer cans and coffee cups. Alonzo
twists the key and pumps the hell out of the gas. After a
beat, the ENGINE CATCHES - VROOM!
JAKE
This isn't from the motor pool.
ALONZO
Don't worry. My baby puts out when
she has to.
ALONZO
Rover's in the glove box. Wanna ten-
eight us?
JAKE
Yes, sir.
ALONZO
Jake checks the street signs, 7th and Broadway. Before he can
tell Dispatch, Alonzo snatches the Motorola as he makes a
left on Broadway.
ALONZO
(into rover)
Nora fifteen, South on Rampart at
Beverly.
DISPATCH (V.O.)
Ten four.
Alonzo tosses Jake the rover.
ALONZO
Bad guys are listening. Don't trust
the radios. Never let anyone know
where you're really at. Ever.
Jake nods and smiles, makes sense.
CUT TO:
ALONZO
It's my world.
JAKE
They're flashing gang signs.
ALONZO
They're selling micas. Fake I.D.s.
Green cards, licenses, socials.
Alonzo gives Jake a fatherly look, lights a smoke. Settles in
his seat.
ALONZO
Today's a training day. Gonna show
you around, give you a feel for the
business. I have thirty-eight cases
pending trial. I have sixty-three
active investigations. There's
another three hundred and fifty
cases on the log I can't clear. I'm
supervising five officers. That's
five different personalities, five
different sets of problems. You,
Officer Hoyt, if you got the guts to
succeed, will be number six. I don't
have time to baby-sit or hold hands.
You have one day to show me who you
are and what you can or cannot
handle. You can't hack narcotics,
feel free to work a pussy desk
chasing bad checks. Hear me, Officer
Hoyt?
JAKE
I hear you.
ALONZO
Good. Gonna show you reality. Think
you can handle it?
JAKE
Yeah.
ALONZO
Why you wanna be a narc?
JAKE
I want to serve my community by
ridding it of dangerous drugs.
Alonzo gives him a look. Don't b.s. me.
JAKE
I wanna make detective.
JAKE
I'll do anything you want me to do.
ALONZO
Good. Roll your window down. Can't
hear the street.
Jake does.
ALONZO
Stand by, because narcotics ain't
about staying in the car and looking
good. I bet you write great paper,
Hoyt.
(before Jake can answer)
You do. I checked it out. Cover your
area, cover your ass, but not
necessarily in that order, right?
JAKE
Right.
The two cops from the black and white have their guns drawn
on five hardcore cholos with tats on their shoulders and
heads. A white cop screams at them in English, then switches
to Spanish as his partner pours beer on a cholo's head.
ALONZO
How's the Espanol?
JAKE
Mas o menos.
ALONZO
Work on it. People'll be plotting
the worst kind of shit behind your
back.
JAKE
Right. Are you going to teach me
that old school, hard-charging, beat
up everything that moves Rodney King
shit?
ALONZO
No way. I'm the new breed. I use
this--
(taps his head)
This is my tool.
The G-Ride crosses the 1st Street Bridge, revealing Echo Park
spread before them.
ALONZO
I got four kids. All boys. You want
a son, lemme know. I'll do your old
lady up. I can't miss.
Jake angers, although he knows he is being tested.
JAKE
Let's not talk about my family.
ALONZO
It's cool. I can respect that. I'm
married. I have my queen, too. I
remember what it's like to have a
pretty young bride. Bet you still
fuck her face-to-face.
JAKE
(clenched teeth)
Can we not talk about my wife?
ALONZO
ALONZO
(smiles, shakes his head)
Asshole.
JAKE
What's here?
ALONZO
Transactions. See the Salvatrucha
zero head on the fence, trying not
to look like he's slangin'?
Jake looks, sees a young, bald cholo, Neto, just hanging out.
ALONZO
That's Neto. Homeboy did three years
in the boyna roja. Red beret.
JAKE
What's that?
ALONZO
Batallon de accion rapida Atlacatl.
(off Jake's look)
El Salvadoran special forces. Punk's
only seventeen and can kill with the
best of them. Works for me.
JAKE
Jesus. He an informant?
ALONZO
I got eyes everywhere. He gets to
peddle reefer, make a little cash
for the family. I get a heads-up
when shit goes down. The barrio dot
com.
JAKE
And you trust him?
ALONZO
Goddamn right I trust him. Sprung
his mom from I.N.S. detention.
Alonzo watches his mirror, perks up.
ALONZO
Here we go.
INSERT - MIRROR
A new VW Beetle pulls onto the street, moving slow.
BACK TO SCENE
The VW passes the G-Ride. Jake glimpses three people inside,
two guys in front, a girl in back. Hipster university
students.
ALONZO
Shit's going down.
JAKE'S POV
BACK TO SCENE
Neto walks away, disappears into some apartments.
ALONZO
See the hand-to-hand?
JAKE
I saw it.
JAKE
They look like college kids.
ALONZO
They need a lesson. I want the Brady
Bunch grabbing glass. I got front.
You got back.
Alonzo pulls his gun. Jake reaches for the Motorola.
ALONZO
Stay off the rover.
Jake puts it away, pulls his gun. Alonzo stomps the gas. The
G-Ride HOWLS. The VW is at the corner, about to turn!
JAKE
Don't look at us! Look straight
ahead!
ALONZO
Driver and right front passenger!
Palms on the windshield!
JAKE
You in the back! Palms on the side
window! Look straight ahead!
ALONZO
Driver! Use your left hand, put the
vehicle in park.
The Driver is mortified because:
DRIVER
-- it's a stickshift--
ALONZO
Shut up, dickhead! I'll shoot your
face off! Take the keys out of the
ignition. Throw 'em out the window!
The Driver does, quickly, as Alonzo jumps from the car,
charges the Driver, shoves the gun in his face. These are
just scared kids. The girl tries not to cry.
ALONZO
Fork it over, smartman.
DRIVER
What, sir?
Alonzo grabs his ear, tugs violently.
ALONZO
The marijuana I just watched you
purchase!
ALONZO
Gimme those too.
He gives him a squished packed of Marlboro reds. The kids
realize Alonzo isn't your average cop. The girl sees Neto
standing down the block like nothing is going on. She lowers
her hands, bad move.
ALONZO
Control your suspect, Hoyt!
JAKE
Miss! Palms on the glass!
Alonzo sees her lip quiver.
ALONZO
Cry and I slap the eyes outta your
face!
ON VW
Jake holsters his gun. Follows Alonzo to the G-Ride. The kids
lower their hands.
ON G-RIDE
Alonzo and Jake climb in. As they drive away, the girl nails
Jake with a look of revulsion. Jake reacts.
CUT TO:
ALONZO
They have no business being here.
Sooner or later that little smart-
ass white boy college puke is gonna
get jacked. I saved his life.
JAKE
Taught him a real lesson.
ALONZO
Sure did, buy your shit on campus.
(beat)
I like your moves. Someone trained
you well.
Jake smiles to himself. Alonzo opens the foil, sniffs.
ALONZO
Shitty dime. Check it out.
ALONZO
If I was a dealer, you'd be dead.
Turn shit down on the street and the
Chief hands your wife a crisply-
folded flag.
Jake stares stubbornly at Alonzo. Alonzo pockets the gun.
Lights the lighter. And takes a huge hit, blows smoke in
Jake's face.
ALONZO
I don't want you in my unit. Not
even my division. Go back to Valley.
Get the fuck out of my car.
A staring contest. Jake decides to play the game.
JAKE
-- Okay--
He takes the pipe, takes an absolutely huge hit.
ALONZO
Alright. That's how it's done, son.
And is racked with a spasm of coughing.
ALONZO
Betrayed by your virgin lungs.
Jake takes another hit, a passing driver watches, blows the
smoke in Alonzo's face. Alonzo laughs, resumes driving, takes
a hit. They pass the pipe around a few times before Alonzo
tosses it on the dash.
ALONZO
It's cashed.
JAKE
-- Twelfth grade--
ALONZO
Left that out of your service
jacket. Knew you had secrets,
everyone does. Didn't know you dig
dusters.
JAKE
What are dusters?
ALONZO
You know, dusted bud. Dippers?
C'mon, dipped in P.C.P. Primos.
Sherm, kool, P-dog, angel dust.
Didn't you smell it? Taste it?
JAKE
(horrified)
-- I've never done it--
ALONZO
Now you have. Remember the smell for
next time. Think I'd inhale that
shit?
Jake is scared as hell, pale, sweaty.
JAKE
Oh, no. No. No. No.
ALONZO
Gonna kick the shit out of Neto.
Motherfucker's lacing crappy bud to
get that unsuspecting return client.
Hell with his mom, I'm deporting the
bitch.
JAKE
I'm gonna get piss tested. I'm gonna
get fired.
ALONZO
Lieutenant's got our backs. We know
a week before we piss.
JAKE
(panicking)
Shit. How could you do this to me?
Shit. Shit. Shit!
ALONZO
Besides, no one put a gun to your
head.
Jake shoots him a look.
CUT TO:
ROGER
Hey, brother, get your ass in here.
CUT TO:
ALONZO
Did I wake you ?
ROGER
No. C'mon in. Please have a seat.
Alonzo and Jake sit in big chairs. Three beepers, three cell
phones on the coffee table. Roger sits, takes a bottle of
whisky, three tumblers from a liquor cart. Pours booze. Jake
looks around at the modest traditional furniture. The tacky
porcelain figurines. Family photos on the wall.
ALONZO
Alright. Time to get my swerve on.
Roger gives Alonzo a concerned look.
ROGER
Heard you had a beef in Vegas.
There's a greenlight on your ass.
ALONZO
I'm cool. People talk shit.
ROGER
You know I got your back.
ALONZO
I know. Thanks.
They clink glasses. Jake doesn't. He stares into the liquid,
enraptured by its smoky patterns.
ALONZO
Jake, drink your medicine.
Jake takes a sip and winces. Roger tugs Jake's goatee. Jake
recoils.
ROGER
Went and got yourself a daisy-fresh
rookie.
Roger leans back in the couch. Jake is looking around the
room again. A BEEPER BEEPS. Roger checks it. Ignores it.
Roger studies Jake.
ROGER
Jesus, Alonzo. He's high as a
motherfucker. The hell you give him?
Alonzo tosses the foil pack on the table. Roger takes it,
smells the PCP and shakes his head.
ROGER
Where'd you grow up?
JAKE
North Hollywood.
ROGER
What's your last name?
JAKE
Hoyt.
ROGER
(it clicks)
You play strong safety for North
Hollywood High?
JAKE
Yessir. How'd you know?
ROGER
I follow all the good players.
His BEEPER BEEPS. He checks it, sighs. Dials a cell phone.
ROGER
(into phone)
It's me. Whassup?
(beat)
Can't do a thing for you. Your mess.
You clean it up. Don't be callin'
me.
He hangs up. Freshens the drinks.
ROGER
(to Jake)
Here's a joke, boy. One day this man
walks out of his house to go to
work. He sees this snail on his
porch. So he picks it up and chucks
it over his roof, into the back
yard. Snail bounces off a rock,
cracks its shell all to shit, and
lands in the grass. Snail lies there
dying.
A BEEPER BEEPS. Roger checks and ignores it.
ROGER
But it doesn't die. It eats some
grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new
shell. And after a while it can
crawl again. One day the snail up
and heads back to the front of the
house. Finally, after a year, the
little guy crawls back on the porch.
Right then, the man walks out to go
to work and sees this snail again.
JAKE
I dunno.
ROGER
Figure that joke out and you'll
figure the streets out.
ALONZO
Don't listen to him. There's nothing
to figure out. The street's a buncha
senseless bullshit.
JAKE
Uh-uh. I got 'em figured out.
ROGER
You got the streets figured out?
JAKE
Yeah. It's all smiles and cries.
ALONZO
Give up. You're too high, space
captain.
ROGER
Hold on, smiles and cries. I hear
you.
JAKE
You gotta control your smiles and
cries. No one can take them away so
they're all we really have.
Roger and Alonzo trade looks, sharp kid. Alonzo pats Jake's
shoulder. To Roger:
ALONZO
Think this greenhorn can handle
undercover?
ALONZO
(laughs)
Bullshit.
ROGER
Same silly-ass look and everything.
Saving the Goddamn world.
ALONZO
That lasted a week.
Alonzo stands, shakes with Roger.
ALONZO
Brother, I gotta get back in my
office. Thanks for the snort, dog.
What're you up to today?
Roger gestures at the phones and beepers.
ROGER
Think I get out of the house?
A BEEPER BEEPS. Roger shakes with Jake.
ROGER
Take care, Hoyt. You're gonna do
okay.
CUT TO:
JAKE
Who is he? One of your snitches?
ALONZO
He's no snitch. He's a good man to
know. C'mon, let's find some action
in Niggertown.
(off Jake's look)
That's N-wordtown to you. What are
you, Hoyt? You ain't pure white boy.
You mixed?
JAKE
Italian, Irish and Mexican.
ALONZO
No shit? You're all dicked up.
Jake looks green, tosses the cigarette out the window. Alonzo
senses what's coming and SLAMS on the BRAKES, flings open
Jake's door. Jake vomits. A beat of dry heaving.
ALONZO
Okay, well's dry, kid.
JAKE
Sorry.
ALONZO
Wipe your chin.
Alonzo hands Jake a handkerchief. Jakes wipes his sweaty
face.
JAKE
I'm cool. Had to unload the
groceries.
ALONZO
You gotta learn how to party. To
handle a high. It's a necessary job
skill. I'm not kidding. It's an
alcohol world down here. You gotta
be able to hang. To get wasted and
talk shit with sketchy sociopathic
dumbasses and not pass out and get
your shoes stolen.
JAKE
I'm fine, just a little dizzy.
Alonzo lights a smoke, leaning on his car, cracks a brew.
ALONZO
Oh, damn!
JAKE'S POV
A beautiful Mexican woman pushing a baby carriage. CAMERA
PLAYING OVER her in luscious SLOW MOTION.
BACK TO SCENE
Jake stares, mouth open. Alonzo points out more beautiful
Latinas gracing the sidewalks.
ALONZO
Mmmm-mmmm. The brown woman is the
fine woman. Give her ten more babies
to push around. Thick and tasty.
Love to get up in that. Your old
lady white? Nordic cheerleader,
right?
JACK
Wrong. She's Chicana. Light-skinned.
ALONZO
I like my meat dark. C'mon, get in
the car.
ALONZO
C'mon, man. Open your eyes. You'll
make it worse.
Nothing.
ALONZO
Sit your ass up. Hoyt!
Jake locks bleary red eyes on Alonzo, jokingly:
JAKE
Who're you?
ALONZO
The Goddamn zig-zag man.
JAKE
Cool. I'm a cop.
ALONZO
You're a little bitty boot.
Alonzo cracks beers for him and Jake.
ALONZO
C'mon. It helps. Believe me. Gives
you ballast.
Jake takes one. Alonzo drives over the 6th Street bridge.
Jake drops his beer, soaking his leg.
ALONZO
Dumbass.
He leans his head on the window pillar, feeling better.
Jake's eyes absorb the street's tableau of unworldly beauty
gliding by. Palm trees and sunshine. Paradise and hell in
one. His lids begin to drift shut. Then Jake sees a flash of
movement in an alley. Suddenly alert, he paws at the door
handle.
JAKE
Activity on the right! Stop the car!
ALONZO
Siddown, Hoyt. Everything's fine.
JAKE
Stop the car!
ALONZO
C'mon, relax. You're tripping.
Jake grabs the gearshift, throws it in reverse. The
transmission GRINDS, TIRES SCREECH. The ENGINE STALLS. Jake
is out like a shot --
ALONZO
Get your ass back here!
ON G-RIDE
Alonzo pulling to the curb.
ALONZO
Dumb-ass kid.
ON JAKE
Running like a deer. He enters the alley. Sees a book bag on
the ground. A dumpster ahead. Jake rounds it.
Fast.
HIS POV
ANGLE ON ALONZO
He casually exits the G-ride with a smile, impressed by
Jake's raw skill.
JAKE
Thanks for the help.
ALONZO
Shoulda shot 'em.
ALONZO
Honey, it's just a nosebleed. Put
ice on it. Don't be walkin' around
here alone. Tell your cousins to get
your back. You know what those
pieces shit were gonna do. Probably
got AIDS. Why aren't you in school?
SCHOOLGIRL
I was going to a ditch party.
ALONZO
You almost became a ditch party. Go
home. Go home, now.
She grabs her book bag and gets out of there.
JAKE
I gotta get her statement.
ALONZO
CUT TO:
ALONZO
Get over it. You wanna go runnin'
and gunnin', stay in patrol. This is
Investigations. Leave the garbage
for the garbage men. We're
professional anglers. We reel in the
big ones. Shoulda dished out some
shoe leather. You'd have a big 'ol
smile on your face.
JAKE
I get my shits and grins booking bad
guys, not beating them.
ALONZO
Man-- The hell you doing running
alone into an alley fulla cracked-
out monkey-strong motherfuckers?
Those hemorrhoids woulda killed you
without mercy or hesitation.
JAKE
That's why they belong in prison.
ALONZO
They lost their money, their rock,
got beat down and now the eses from
Trece Flats are gonna smoke 'em.
Jesus, what more do you want?
JAKE
Justice.
ALONZO
Is that not justice?
JAKE
That's street justice.
ALONZO
What's wrong with street justice?
JAKE
Let the animals wipe themselves out,
right?
ALONZO
God willing. But it don't work like
that. They wipe out the good folks.
It's always school kids, mommies and
ass-bustin' family men catching
stray slugs in their noodles. You
protect the flock by catching the
wolves. And it takes a wolf to catch
a wolf.
JAKE
What?
ALONZO
You protect --
JAKE
I heard you. Whatever.
A beat.
JAKE
When do you lock anyone up? Seems
like you're too busy keeping people
out.
Bad mistake. Alonzo slaps him. Glares at him.
ALONZO
Shut up, boot! Nothin' but shit
'tween your ears. They build prisons
cause a me! Judges have handed out
fifteen thousand man years of
incarceration time based on my
investigations. My record speaks for
itself. How many felons have you
collared? Dickhead.
Now that it's clear who's the boss, they drive in tense
silence for a long beat. Alonzo digs in his pocket --
ALONZO
Here--
-- hands Jake the rocks he found. A beat.
JAKE
ALONZO
No matter what I say, I want you to
know, you did the right thing.
Reminds me of when I could chase
down anyone and rock their world.
You're a good cop. You got fire.
That was some amazing shit back
there.
JAKE
Thanks.
ALONZO
That the choke hold I saw you
applying? Isn't that a big no-no,
procedure-boy?
JAKE
Well-- I was getting my ass kicked.
ALONZO
You did what you had to do.
Alonzo gives Jake a beer and grins at him like a proud dad.
ALONZO
You got a magic eye, Hoyt. You have
a goddamn magic eye. Up your street
I.Q. and you'll do some damage,
crime fighter.
They clink cans. Jake smiles.
CUT TO:
ALONZO
Still up twenty. Your turn. Put your
hood up.
JAKE
What do I say?
ALONZO
Ad lib, boy. Use your words.
He pulls over. The Dealer rolls up to Jake's side.
DEALER
What you want, homie?
JAKE
Crack. Twenty dollars' worth.
DEALER
Fuck you, rookie.
ALONZO
Love doing that, huh?
Jake searches the Dealer as rows of display heads stare with
blind eyes.
ALONZO
Who you work for, shitstain?
DEALER
Can't work. I'm on disability.
ALONZO
Bullshit. You crackin'.
Jake finishes searching.
ALONZO
No rocks?
JAKE
No rocks.
DEALER
(laughing)
Aw, dang. See? Y'all ain't got shit.
The man comin' up short again.
Alonzo glares.
ALONZO
I never come up short, fool. Open
your mouth.
The Dealer does. Sensing to not play with Alonzo.
ALONZO
Lift your tongue.
He does.
DEALER
See. I ain't be gottin' shit.
ALONZO
Gimme a pen.
Jake does. Alonzo grabs the Dealer's neck. Forces the pen in
his mouth. Down his throat. He gags urgh! Vomits.
DEALER
Shit, man!
Jake is stunned. Alonzo inspects the spattered sidewalk. Sees
Saran-wrapped rocks.
ALONZO
Lookie those.
DEALER
That's corn.
ALONZO
That's Jimmy crack corn and I don't
care. One, two, three, four, five,
six. How'd you swallow that shit
without water?
DEALER
This is bullshit! Civil rights
violatin' motherfuckers.
Alonzo slaps him.
ALONZO
Gonna act like a man or a bitch?!
Got you cold. Wanna go to jail? Or
go home? Gimme a name.
DEALER
Sandman. He's shot callin'.
ALONZO
Unhook him, Hoyt.
(to Dealer)
You on my team now. Be seeing you,
homie.
Jake unlocks the cuffs. Alonzo steps over the vomit and
crack.
ALONZO
And collect the evidence.
JAKE
Hell no.
ALONZO
You're learning.
CUT TO:
JAKE
We go after the Sandman?
ALONZO
We go after the Sandman.
Jake smiles.
ALONZO
We gotta serve this search warrant.
It's the Chinese take-out menu Jake handed him earlier.
JAKE
We can't do that.
ALONZO
Yes we can, supercop. Ding-ding,
that's the school bell.
He slams the trunk. Pulls his gun. They cross to the door.
JAKE
Get a real warrant.
ALONZO
I wanna get shit done.
ALONZO
L.A.P.D.! Please open the door or we
kick it in! Ma'am?!
CLICKING. The door is unlocked, opened. SANDMAN'S WIFE, an
attractive black woman, stands on the other side of the
JAKE
Stand up, ma'am.
He searches the couch for a weapon.
ALONZO
Anyone else in the house, ma'am?
SANDMAN'S WIFE
My nephew, Dimitri. He in the
bedroom. The boy is ten.
ALONZO
Cover her. Gonna clear the house.
JAKE
You can sit. Please keep your hands
on your knees.
Alonzo exits through a doorway into the kitchen.
ALONZO (O.S.)
Kitchen's clear!
We hear ALONZO moving through the bedrooms.
ALONZO (O.S.)
Bedrooms're clear! Bringing out the
kid!
Alonzo marches Dimitri, 10, into the living room. The
youngster trembles.
ALONZO
S'okay, son, we're the good guys. Go
sit on the couch with your aunt.
House is code-four. Gonna start my
search.
Alonzo exits. Sandman's Wife glares at Jake.
SANDMAN'S WIFE
I wanna read the warrant. Supposed
to give me a copy.
JAKE
(reacts)
My partner has it.
She looks out the window at the empty street.
SANDMAN'S WIFE
Where's your back-up?
JAKE
Ma'am, please be quiet while we
conduct our investigation.
SANDMAN'S WIFE
You got the gun, boss.
(sotto)
Crooked-ass pigs.
The kids stare at Jake like an occupying soldier. He crosses
to Dimitri, smiles.
JAKE
Hey, little man. How's it going?
Jake tries to shake. Dimitri crosses his arms, looks away.
Sandman's Wife smirks. O.S., the SOUNDS of Alonzo tearing
apart the bedrooms like a hurricane. Making a hell of a mess.
Sandman's Wife stands.
JAKE
Ma'am. Stay seated.
SANDMAN'S WIFE
Who you be thinkin'? Comin' in like
you pay the rent.
JAKE
Ma'am, sit down.
SANDMAN'S WIFE
Both y'alls stink. Drinkin' all day.
Gotta get liquored up to do
business?
Alonzo is suddenly quiet. Jake backs to the doorway, peeks
around it. Sees a dresser with a mirror.
IN MIRROR
Alonzo shoves something big down his jacket.
BACK TO SCENE
JAKE
Siddown. Now.
SANDMAN'S WIFE
Gonna shoot me, boss? Kids, don't
look. The drunk policeman gonna
shoot me now.
Alonzo enters, excited, grinning.
ALONZO
Didn't find shit. Let's go, sorry
about the inconvenience, ma'am.
Thank you for your cooperation.
He and Jake head for the door.
SANDMAN'S WIFE
I wanna see the warrant.
ALONZO
Here.
He hands her the menu as they exit.
CUT TO:
G-RIDE
Alonzo sees the gangsters. Tries STARTING the CAR. The engine
won't catch.
ALONZO
C'mon, baby. Don't do me like that.
The gangsters getting closer.
ALONZO
You bitch! Start!
Jake sees a Glock pulled from a waistband.
JAKE
Gun! Gun! Gun!
VAROOM! Alonzo SQUEALS from the driveway.
The armed gangster drops to one knee. The G-Ride tear-asses
away in Glock's sights.
POP!-POP!-POP!-POP!-POP!
A ROUND SHATTERS a taillight. ANOTHER pierces the trunk --
ALONZO
Gun! Gun! Gun!
Jake startles, Alonzo laughing.
ALONZO
First time you been shot at?
JAKE
(lies)
No.
ALONZO
Yeah, it was. Take the jacket off.
Jake does, Alonzo takes whatever is in his jacket, wraps it
in the raid jacket and sets it at his feet.
JAKE
That wasn't cool. That wasn't cool
at all. Where's the Sandman? What
the hell were you doing in there?
ALONZO
Looking for narcotics activity.
Scales. Baggies. Guns. Coke. Bud.
Etcetera.
JAKE
Cash?
ALONZO
Speak on it, son.
JAKE
She was screaming about money.
ALONZO
Bitch was talking shit. Trying to
get us blasted by her homies.
Jake looks at the raid jacket.
ALONZO
What?
JAKE
I dunno. I'm just a new guy. A
daisy-fresh boot. You tell me what.
ALONZO
I don't deny my shit stinks. I will
never deny that. So why do I got the
best arrest and conviction record in
the county. Why? 'Cause I don't
handicap myself with bullshit.
JAKE
I thought that bullshit served a
purpose.
ALONZO
You thought wrong. There's some
profoundly evil people walking free
on the streets right now who've
killed three, four, five people. I
Alonzo laughs his ass off. Wipes his eyes, he laughs so hard.
Ahead on the freeway, a Highway Patrol cruiser is on the
opposite shoulder.
ALONZO
Hoyt, man. Know what? You're
alright. You are alright.
JAKE
Whatever. I'm gonna be on the six
o'clock news in an orange jumpsuit
and handcuffs because of you. With
the scandals and whatnot, it's open
season on misconduct. They'll nail
us to the wall.
(worried, repentant)
God, what the hell did I just do?
Alonzo holds up a finger for him to stop and pulls over on
the shoulder opposite the cruiser. A highway patrolman helps
a distressed female motorist change a tire.
ALONZO
You're in a privileged position to
learn a thing or two if you can keep
your mouth shut and your eyes open.
If you're serious about doing good
in the real world, this is the place
to learn how. Gun! Gun! Gun! If this
shit shakes you up, go back to
Division and cry to the Watch
Commander. He'll find you a nice job
lighting flares and measuring
wrecks. Decide now if you want to be
JAKE
This is the Jungle. They said never
come in here with anything less than
a platoon.
Jake reacts. The gangster claps his hands again and the
pigeons pull out of their dive and arc back into the sky. The
gangster smiles at Alonzo.
JAKE
What the hell was that?
ALONZO
They're flipping pigeons to let
folks know I'm here.
Jake looking at Alonzo, lost. Alonzo grins.
At the far end of a driveway, more gangsters work out and
drink. One of them is benching over 300 pounds.
Alonzo parks at the end of the cul-de-sac. Jake and Alonzo
get out. Cross to a gate where two more GANGSTERS kick it.
They look at Jake.
GANGSTER
'Sup, Lonz. Thanks for helping my
cousin.
ALONZO
I got your back, dog.
(re: Jake)
He's my people.
Alonzo pushes open the gate. The gangsters regard him coldly
as he passes.
NEW ANGLE
Behind Alonzo's back, the gangsters' disposition becomes
disdain.
GANGSTER
Sick'a that pig actin' like king-
shit.
ALONZO
Let's go. We're rollin'. Gotta
meeting in fifteen.
Jake stirs, stretches. Stands. Alonzo shows him the door.
ALONZO
Go to the car.
JAKE
I'd like to thank her for the food.
It was great.
ALONZO
I'll tell her, don't worry.
Jake tussles the kid's hair.
JAKE
See you later, little man.
Jake exits. Alonzo picks up his son. Hugs him tight.
ALONZO
(subtitled)
Hey. Como esta, mijo? Te portas
bien? Esta creciendo, papasito.
How are you, son? You're getting
big.
Sara watches from the bedroom doorway. Seeing Alonzo like
this rips her apart.
CUT TO:
ALONZO
You'll get the damn money.
Alonzo hangs up, exits the car uncharacteristically shaken.
He and Jake cross to the entrance. Alonzo slips an old man
polishing shoes a twenty. Alonzo, the raid jacket tucked
underarm, hands Jake some eyedrops.
ALONZO
Use it.
Jake does. Alonzo opens the door.
JAKE
Who's here?
ALONZO
Don't speak unless spoken to.
CUT TO:
ALONZO
(smiles, winks)
Ain't dead yet, you prick.
They shake vigorously, smile big. Everyone relaxes.
LOU
Who the hell is Ricky Rookie?
Alonzo grabs Jake's shoulder, pulls him into the huddle. Jake
notes none wear shoes.
ALONZO
DOUG
Before the arraignment hearing
today, the guy gets a hold of some
peanut butter and packs his ass
crack with it. He's standing tall
before the bench to give his
statement, shoves his hand down his
pants and comes out with a gob of
fuckin' extra-chunky Jiff. Coulda
heard a pin drop. Bailiffs wouldn't
come near him. He looks the judge
right in her eyes and licks his
fingers clean. Holy shit. The judge,
she screams. All these homeowners
ALONZO
Why? It's an easy fix.
LOU
How?
ALONZO
I can cash out an account.
STAN
Whose?
ALONZO
One of mine. My first.
The three suits shudder, trade looks.
LOU
You're messed up.
ALONZO
He's a security risk. Who's gonna
keep him off the radar if I'm gone.
You? I'm taxing him.
A beat. Stan acquiesces.
STAN
It's your call. Do not dick this up.
I do not want you on the front page
with the rest of those assholes.
Alonzo smiles. And the men speak in hushed tones. Jake turns
to look.
JAKE'S POV
Lou, Doug, Stan and Alonzo stare back at him.
BACK TO SCENE
Jake snaps his eyes to his plate. The men murmur. The Waiter
arrives with Jake's steak.
WAITER
You should know when not to listen.
Jake reacts. The Waiter quickly exits. Jake looks at his
steak. Pushes away the plate.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
Who's it for?
ALONZO
A real bag of shit. A genuine bad
guy. Been investigating this vile
bastard for ten years. He's a big
fish in a big pond. Today I fry him.
The squad's gonna get some glory.
Talkin' name-making shit. We'll be
getting handshakes from the Chief
and Mayor. Wanna piece, new guy?
A beat. Jake smiles. Sounds good.
JAKE
Hell, yeah. I wanna piece.
ALONZO
Knew you would.
CUT TO:
ALONZO
You are. Great suit.
MARK
Shut up.
ALONZO
(shakes with Paul)
Howdy, killer.
PAUL
Alonzo, what the hell's going on?
I've been hearing things. You good?
ALONZO
Don't worry. I talked to the three
wise men. It's all good.
His men trade looks, they have total trust in him. Jake is a
little nervous.
PAUL
You say we get away with it, let's
hit this fool. Who's this?
JAKE
Jake Hoyt. First day in the unit.
I'm coming from Valley patrol.
He holds out his hand. Paul scoffs.
PAUL
You're a long way from Starbucks.
(to Alonzo)
Why's he in on this shit?
ALONZO
Gotta pop his cherry sometime.
PAUL
(to Jake; peeved)
Stay the hell outta my way, little
puppy. This is big dog work.
Alonzo notes Jake's unease, shows him the warrant.
ALONZO
It's the real deal. Signed by the
judge. Thank the Sandman.
(addresses everyone)
Our safety comes first. He gives us
shit, we give him lead. Let's do
this right so everyone can go home
PAUL
Drop what's in your hands. Before
zero. Five. Four. Three. Two.
CLUNK-CLUNK! Two tiny derringers hit the coffee table. Roger
had been palming them. Paul sweeps them aside with his foot.
The cops relax a little. Roger folds his paper. Sets it down,
takes off his reading glasses. A principal besieged by
truants.
ROGER
Alonzo's gonna kill you guys.
Alonzo enters the shattered door. Holding picks, shovels. He
drops the tools. They crash to the floor. Roger crosses his
arms and glares at his friend.
ROGER
What's going down, Alonzo?
ALONZO
I had lunch with the three wise men.
You gotta render unto Caesar.
Roger sees the tools and knows exactly what they are for.
ROGER
Those goddamn vampires want my
pension.
ALONZO
No, man, it's not like that. You're
just getting taxed. They got their
boat payments and God knows what.
I'm sorry. They're makin' me do it.
I'm just a lowly civil servant.
ROGER
Bullshit. You're their bitch. What
happens with me?
ALONZO
Don't worry, bro. I promised you'd
never go back to prison. I got your
back. You won't even miss what I'm
gonna take. I hate doing this.
Orders is orders. Sorry, dog.
ROGER
No, you ain't. Cop.
ALONZO
(to Tim and Jeff)
ALONZO
Cut the damn thing open.
Jake does, it is a brick of fifty dollar bills. Alonzo is
relieved to see the money. Jake likes its heft.
JAKE
This is sweet.
ALONZO
That's a hundred grand in your hot
little hands. There's four million
bucks in there.
Alonzo slaps Jake's back.
ALONZO
First day on the job and you're in
on a three million dollar seizure.
JAKE
You said four.
ALONZO
Told you, nothing's for free. Gotta
grease the rails to make the big
moves.
Alonzo grabs a shopping bag. Tosses bricks of fifties in it.
Hands it to Jake.
ALONZO
Here. Lucky to get this, day-one-
motherfucker.
JAKE
What's this?
ALONZO
Sweet green clean legal tender.
Start the kid's college fund early.
Get the old lady a minivan.
However pleasant the heft, Jake could never accept. He
returns the shopping bag to Alonzo.
JAKE
No way. Only checks I cash say City
of L.A. on 'em.
JEFF
Someone didn't sleep through Ethics.
ALONZO
JAKE
Of course not. This isn't funny.
Alonzo smiles. Takes the shotgun from him.
ALONZO
Man, youngsters these days. Can't
get shit done unless you do it
yourself.
Alonzo aims at Roger. Roger suddenly understands.
ROGER
This is all you--
BOOM! Roger is punched ragged with BUCKSHOT, lifted off his
couch, knocked into the wall.
Jake jumps back. A peal of laughter from Tim. Contagious
giggles from the others. Roger gurgles. Jake stares wide-eyed
at Alonzo.
JAKE
Holy shit!
Jake's shock elicits more giggles from the squad.
PAUL
Finish him.
Jake watches Alonzo cross to Roger, blindly gasping.
ALONZO
He's finished.
Alonzo takes one of Roger's derringers from the floor. Slaps
it in the dying man's hand.
ALONZO
C'mere, Jeff. You took fire coming
through the door.
Watch my shades.
Jake looking at Roger, it's hard to watch a man die. Again
Jeff braces. Pop! The THWACK of another BULLET.
ALONZO
How's that?
Jeff probing his hand under the vest.
JEFF
Fine.
Alonzo drops the gun in an envelope marked: EVIDENCE HANDGUN.
Jake can't believe what he just saw.
ALONZO
Listen up. This is the scenario.
Mark and Paul kick the door. Jeff is
first through. Roger opens fire.
Hits Jeff twice.
Jeff coughs, bright foamy blood in his hand.
JEFF
Oh, shit.
ALONZO
One go through?
Jeff answers by coughing more blood. Tim runs to him.
TIM
Siddown, dude.
Jeff does. Tim opens the vest, a hole in a seam on the edge.
Underneath, bruised puckered flesh drools blood.
TIM
You shot him!
JEFF
You shot me!
TIM
Call a rescue.
ALONZO
You're fine. You'll get a medal.
JEFF
Call the R.A.!
ALONZO
TIM
Hoyt blasted him.
JEFF
Hoyt went for it. Now will you get
me a damn rescue ambulance?
Jake looks at these guys. They look back, smiling, smirking.
He feels dizzy, sick as the nightmare sinks in.
Jeff coughs blood. Alonzo tosses his rover to Paul.
PAUL
(into rover)
Eleven forty-nine. Nine-nine-eight.
Shots fired. Shots fired. Officer
down. Fifty-nine fifty-one Baxter
Street.
ALONZO
(slaps Jake's back)
Good job, son. Congratulations.
Gonna get a medal of valor.
JAKE
-- I didn't shoot him--
ALONZO
Roomful of cops says you did.
JAKE
ALONZO
Westside Homicide. Just made
detective. Jake, give me eighteen
months and I'll give you a career.
We make the big arrests. We make the
big seizures. When someone's in my
unit they're in all the way or not
at all. I thought you were man
enough to handle this shit.
Alonzo calmly pours himself a glass of Roger's whisky.
ALONZO
Five proven, decorated officers say
you were the shooter. Investigators
are gonna pull a tube of your blood
and test for intoxicants. Remember
all the P.C.P. you smoked today?
Jake does, wincing at his stupidity.
JAKE
You've been planning this all day.
ALONZO
I've been planning this all week.
You start talking crazy shit, I will
make sure your dirty blood makes it
to the lab. Still wanna walk your
baby nuts around the block? You
won't make it to the corner. But if
you're cool. You're a hero. A virgin
shooter above suspicion.
Jake looks at Roger, gasping like a beached carp. The SIRENS
are getting CLOSER.
Alonzo gulps his drink and Pfffffst! Spits the booze in
Jake's face. Jake is blinded. Paul seizes Jake's wrists and
aims the pistols at the ceiling. Alonzo wrenches the pistols
from his hands. Jake wipes his eyes, looks at the roomful of
crazy cops, scared. Paul points at Roger's other derringer,
laying on the carpet.
PAUL
Alonzo, there's two shots in that
stinger. Let's kill your boy right
now and say Roger dumped him coming
through the door.
Mark, Tim, Jeff like the idea. Jake doesn't. And lucky for
him, neither does Alonzo, who stands protectively in front of
Jake.
ALONZO
No. We're not killing him. He's a
good guy. Man's got the magic. Just
having a little freakout is all.
We've all been there. I say he's
cool. No one's gonna hurt him.
Jake and Alonzo trade a look. The SIRENS are close.
ALONZO
Hoyt, you gotta decision to make. In
ten seconds, this place will be
overrun with blue suits. Go outside
and clear your head.
(returns Jake's gun)
Or shoot me now.
Jake is only too happy to get out of there. Jake crosses to
exit, pauses, an afterthought:
JAKE
Hey, Paul.
Crack! Jake nails his jaw. Paul staggers, almost falls.
To Jake as he exits:
PAUL
You're dead! I'm takin' you out. I
don't care.
ALONZO
Kick back, Wyatt Earp. Gotta respect
a cat who puts you on queer street
with one punch.
(catches his men trading
looks)
Kid's got more balls than all you
faggots combined.
CUT TO:
ALONZO
Justifiable homicide in the line of
duty. Anyone'd be proud to have that
in their jacket.
JAKE
Not this way. Say I don't play
along?
ALONZO
At this point it behooves you not to
dick around.
Jake has a lump in his throat. A beat of silence.
ALONZO
What happened today was --
JAKE
-- was murder and armed robbery.
Wait. We had badges. It's different.
ALONZO
Dammit, boy! Why can't you open your
eyes and see?
Jake can see. Too clearly. Softly:
JAKE
That man was your friend and you
killed him like a fly.
ALONZO
(laughs)
Friend? Because I drank his whisky
and he knew my name? Shit. I was
playing his ass. That's my job.
That's your job. Roger sold dope to
kids. World's better off without
him. He's the biggest major violator
in L.A. I've been watching the
cocksucker operate with impunity for
ten years. Now I got him. This
shit's chess not checkers. Can't
just slap cuffs on a cat like that.
That's the truth. And Jake knows it.
ALONZO
Look, keep the money.
JAKE
Told you, I don't want it.
ALONZO
Just take it. Throw it in the ocean.
Barbecue it. Just take it. It would
make the boys feel better.
JAKE
Fuck their feelings.
ALONZO
JAKE
The team? You guys are insane. I'll
go back to Valley and cut parking
tickets.
Jake stares out the window a beat, clenching his jaw.
He looks at dozens of birds sitting on the power lines,
backlit by the setting sun.
Jake finally looks at Alonzo, stares into Alonzo's scary,
empty eyes. Amazed to be utterly trapped by them. We can
almost hear Jake's heart breaking.
JAKE
It can't be like this.
A beat.
ALONZO
It is like this. I'm really sorry I
exposed you to all that. It was ugly
but it was necessary. Never seen no
one die before? Too damn soft. Bet
you never missed a meal in your
life.
JAKE
(glares at Alonzo)
Missed a lot meals growing up. Why?
(pantomimes shooting up)
Because the folks had to do their
shit.
OFF Alonzo's amazed look:
JAKE
That's right. I'm in the cop
business to lock up the criminals,
the poisoners. Not to be one.
Alonzo sizes up Jake anew, laments not knowing that earlier.
He tries a different tack.
ALONZO
All the shit you're feeling now,
it's going to go away. I know you're
scared.
JAKE
I'm not scared.
ALONZO
You're terrified. I know you are. I
went through the same shit. Everyone
has. Sooner the world in your head
matches the real world, the better
you're gonna feel.
(a beat)
Jake, there's gotta be dirt on you
if anyone's gonna trust you. After
this is behind you, a whole new life
will open up. I walk a higher path.
I can give you the keys to all
doors.
JAKE
What are you talking about?
ALONZO
I'm not the asskicker I once was,
but you are. Want to run my unit? My
guys are good but not one of those
clowns is a leader. You are. Want my
job? You got it. Wanna lock up
criminals? This is the best place to
do it. Do your time and make
detective. Play the game, grow wise
and change things from the inside.
Jake looks at him. And realizes Alonzo is right. Alonzo
STARTS the CAR, exits the alley.
ALONZO
Let's get to the hospital and talk
to Stan. He'll tell you what to say
to the D.A.'s guys.
CUT TO:
MORENO
That's nice. Lemme get that.
SMILEY
You get the blender. This is mine.
Smiley opens a microwave box. Jake reacts.
JAKE'S POV
The box contains the bag of cash Jake refused.
BACK TO SCENE
SMILEY
Dreamer! Got your bony ass in here!
DREAMER, 19, an attractive young lady, enters. Smiley hands
her the bag of Jake's money.
SMILEY
Count that shit in the bedroom.
DREAMER
Thanks, eh. I was doing stuff. You
learn to count, math whiz.
She gives him a dirty look and exits. Smiley takes his seat
and picks up his cards. He eyes Moreno.
SNIPER
You looked at 'em.
MORENO
No I didn't.
Smiley tosses them to Sniper.
SMILEY
Deal again.
SNIPER
Play cards, cop?
JAKE
Not really.
MORENO
Beer?
Moreno offers one. Sniper deals in Jake.
JAKE
No thanks.
SNIPER
C'mon and play a hand.
MORENO
Don't be rude, dude. One hand.
SMILEY
Don't sweat it. We ain't playin' for
money.
JAKE
We gotta go.
SMILEY
Alonzo's taking a dump. Go ahead and
have a seat.
Sniper finishes dealing. Jake looks at the cards intended for
him.
JAKE
Okay. One hand.
Jake sits. Now he can see a shotgun against the wall by
Moreno. The three cholos check their hands, signal for more
cards. Jake checks his cards.
MORENO
How long you been a cop?
JAKE
Nineteen months.
MORENO
Like it?
JAKE
I shoulda been a fireman.
SNIPER
Waddaya got, dog?
JAKE
Huh?
SNIPER
Your hand, homes.
JAKE
We have to go. I'm gonna get Alonzo.
SMILEY
Kick back and party.
Smiley pulls aside the curtain.
JAKE'S POV
An empty street. The G-Ride is gone.
SMILEY (O.S.)
Ain't nobody out there for you.
ON JAKE
He feels like a toddler lost in a department store. He sits
back down. Moreno laughs.
MORENO
Alonzo played you like a booger.
Smiley slides the deck to Jake.
SMILEY
Your deal.
Jake shuffles. Smiley lights a joint. Offers it to him.
SMILEY
It's P.C.P. Wanna hit?
JAKE
No thanks. I already smoked out
today.
SNIPER
Shit. I'll step on that P-dog.
Sniper takes it, inhales. Jake dealing cards. The joint
rounds the table.
SNIPER
Gimme two cards.
Jake does. Dreamer enters.
DREAMER
It's all there.
SMILEY
You sure?
DREAMER
You count it if you don't believe
me.
SMILEY
Okay. Thanks -- Gimme three.
Dreamer grabs a beer and exits. Jake deals three.
SMILEY
Alonzo pulled off a miracle, huh?
Times are tight. Scared up a lotta
cash.
SNIPER
Who'd he jack?
JAKE
(dealing cards)
I dunno.
SMILEY
He jacked Roger. Blasted the dude.
Moreno guffaws. Sniper chuckles.
MORENO
Damnnnn. Alonzo's scandalous.
SNIPER
That's some cold shit. Vato'll jack
anyone.
MORENO
Alonzo's a low-down, dirty, ruthless
vato.
SMILEY
That's why I never shake his hand.
He don't respect shit.
(to Jake)
Know what the money's for?
JAKE
No.
SMILEY
Alonzo's a hothead. Last week in
Vegas some Russian dude was talking
shit. Alonzo spazzed out and beat
his ass to death. Oops. Turns out
the dude was somebody. Alonzo's into
the Rooskies for million, wasting
that cat like that.
JAKE
How do you know?
Smiley gives Jake a look.
SMILEY
They gave Alonzo till today to pay
up. But his name's already on a
list. No one thought he could get
cash that big. Good thing he got his
blood money, 'cause a crew's waiting
on standby. He don't get downtown
and pay up by midnight and not a
minute after, Cinderfella turns into
a corpse.
MORENO
It's all about punctuality, ese.
SNIPER
Dude made a pact with the devil or
some shit 'cause only a miracle
coulda saved his ass.
JAKE
It's no miracle.
SNIPER
Alonzo takes care of business.
SMILEY
Cops get crafty in a clinch.
SNIPER
And get away with it.
MORENO
Makes me wanna turn out a cop. Ever
had your shit pushed in?
JAKE
What?
MORENO
I had my shit pushed in.
SNIPER
Me too. My shit's been pushed in.
Smiley?
SMILEY
(grins)
I'm always gettin' love from the
homies.
SMILEY
You're under arrest. For being a
cop. For being a buster. For dogging
me in the mouth in my own pad. And
for bleeding on my clean kitchen
floor. You have the right to be
kicked. And the right to be slapped.
Smack! He slaps him. Everyone laughs. Smiley finishes,
panting.
SMILEY
There. Get him in the bathtub.
Moreno grabs Jake's hair, Sniper grabs an arm, they jerk him
to his feet.
SMILEY
Gotta fuck this vato up.
They run him out of the kitchen, Smiley follows.
INTERCUT:
SMILEY
All day? You didn't ditch?
LETTY
Nope. I went to every class-- Why?
SMILEY
I heard different.
LETTY
Nuh-uh.
SMILEY
Cops talk to you today?
LETTY
No.
SMILEY
Tell me what happened. Don't
bullshit me.
LETTY
I got jumped by two niggers.
SMILEY
You got jumped?
LETTY
Well, I think they wanted to rape
me. I kinda got hit. I mean he just
slapped me. But nothing happened,
okay? 'Cause this cop came and
kicked their butts. They almost
killed him but he kicked their
asses.
A beat.
SMILEY
What did this cop look like?
LETTY
He was a white boy. He looked young.
Smiley looks at Jake. That's him.
SMILEY
Sure you're okay?
LETTY
I'm fine. Nothing happened.
SMILEY
SNIPER
This is some trippy-ass shit.
Smiley hands the change purse to Sniper.
SMILEY
Get this to Letty.
JAKE
Yeah. I'm here for Alonzo.
The Gangster opens the gate for him. Jake climbs the stairs
to Sara's apartment.
CUT TO:
JAKE
Shhh. It's okay. Lay down.
JAKE
Smiley didn't want the job.
ALONZO
Goddamn, Jake. Lemme shake your
hand. You did it, you passed the
test. You a man now.
Alonzo offers his hand. Jake scoffs. Alonzo reaches for the
war bag. Real slow. He fishes a smoke from the pack inside.
Lights it.
ALONZO
Shit I've been through. Shit I've
seen. Took me a long time to get
where you are. Now you on, Jake. Now
you're a real narc. I held your hand
through hell. You just gonna stand
JAKE
Fuck your little rendezvous.
ALONZO
(holds out his hands)
Then hook and book me. For what? You
shot Roger when you were whacked on
P.C.P. and ran off like a maniac.
Got witnesses? Smiley? My squad? My
loyal troopers? Tell your tales.
We'll tell the truth. It's not what
you know, it's what you can prove.
Where's your evidence, Jake?
JAKE
There's my evidence.
Jake nods at the cash. THWACK! Alonzo flicks his cigarette at
Jake's face. A blinding explosion of SPARKS. Alonzo dives
over the bed, grabbing the war bag of cash. In a rack under
the bed is a sawed-off, pump SHOTGUN. Alonzo jerks the
trigger BOOM! PELLETS SIZZLE past Jake's feet as he dives out
of the room.
ALONZO
Jake. Doing good, man. First
gunfight.
ALONZO
Know that I am surgical with this
baby. Wanna closed casket? Or you
want one below the belt?
ALONZO
Shhh, mijo. No llores. Ven aqui,
mijo. Vente no llores. Escucha a tu
papi.
ALONZO
Mijo. No, es malo. Es el cucuy. Te
va a pegar. El cucuy, mijo. Quiere
pegarle a tu mami. Vente, papasito.
(Translation: Son, he's
bad. He's the boogeyman.
He's going to hit your
mommy and you. Come here,
little man.)
Jake must act. He scrambles to his feet, exposing himself.
Sara points toward the open window. Alonzo and the money are
gone.
CUT TO:
Alonzo flings the money on the roof, climbs the railing. And
pulls himself on the roof.
A beat later, Jake exits the window, climbs onto the railing
and follows Alonzo onto the roof.
Jake is stunned, Alonzo grabs the gun tied to Jake's hand and
both hit the deck. They wrestle as Alonzo gets a finger in
the trigger guard POP-POP-POP-CLICK! Emptying Jake's PISTOL.
131 INT. G-RIDE - CUL-DE-SAC - MOVING - HIGH ANGLE THROUGH FRONT 131
WINDSHIELD - NIGHT
Something is falling toward the G-ride, it's Jake, he jumped
off the roof.
The wiper snaps off. With three desperate fingers, Jake grabs
the window stanchion, pulls himself back onto the windshield,
his bloody face pressed against the glass, crimson streaks
cascade down.
Jake begins whipping Alonzo with the wiper in his left hand.
Pffck! Pffck! Opens a gash on Alonzo's face as he backs down
the street.
Alonzo presses a button and a GUN slides out of the dash,
Alonzo grabs it, presses the muzzle against the glass where
Jake's face is. Jake jerks his head BAM! A near miss.
BAM! Another hole in the glass. But fortunately not Jake's
head.
WHAM! The G-RIDE backs into a car. The gun flies from
Alonzo's hand, out the window. Jake tumbles off the car onto
the street. The G-ride stalls. It didn't get far at all.
Alonzo is pretty beat up from the crash. Jake scrambles for
the gun, then leans in the window of the G-ride and punches
Alonzo several times. Jake grabs the war bag, pulls open the
door and yanks Alonzo out onto the street, Jake backs up,
sets the war bag at his feet.
The porch lights of two houses come on. Steel doors open.
People tentatively step outside. Women and children, mothers
with babies on their hips. Blue-collar fathers in shop
uniforms. The Old Woman appears with two pretty girls. More
porch lights come on.
A dozen gangsters boil out of a driveway like angry hornets.
Lead by the imposing Bench Presser.
Gangsters encircle the G-ride. Alonzo stands, faces Jake.
JAKE
No fun when the rabbit has the gun,
is it?
ALONZO
Someone dome this white boy right
now.
BENCH PRESSER
Police business.
Alonzo shoots him a look.
ALONZO
First head that drops this fool is
gonna be a rich man!
ALONZO
ALONZO
C'mon. Someone dump this man.
JAKE
Don't do it.
ALONZO
Sonofabitch. You shot me in the ass.
JAKE
Next one kills you.
Jake grabs the war bag. Loose bills fall around Alonzo. He
desperately scrapes them off the street.
ALONZO
Gimme the money, Jake. C'mon, son.
JAKE
ALONZO
Oh, now you dirty? Straight jackin'
me, huh?
JAKE
Told you. It's my evidence. My
proof. Wanna go to jail. Or you
wanna go home?
Jake smiles at Alonzo.
JAKE
It's street justice. Nothing wrong
with that. Right?
BENCH PRESSER
Better get on outta here.
The Bench Presser gives Jake a slight nod of respect and Jake
leaves. Alonzo watches Jake go in outraged amazement. Alonzo
moves to follow Jake and gets the Bench Presser's gun in his
face. The crowd surrounding the G-ride drifts away. People
return home.
ALONZO
That's right. That's right. I'll
burn this down. Take it all down.
Walk away. See what happens.
CUT TO:
This is it. It's going down. Alonzo reaches for his Glock.
Hesitates. It's over. Alonzo lifts his chin and braces for
what is coming.
After forever, the weapons are empty. Gun smoke wafts through
the intersection. Alonzo, his beloved G-ride, are shredded.
Alonzo leans forward, his head hits the HORN.
The DOORS of the vans SNAP SHUT. The vans take off in
different directions.
FOOM! A small FIRE STARTS under the G-ride, leaking fuel and
fluids. The flames spread, the interior burns.
CLOSE ON FINGERS OF FIRE
HIS POV
Jake grabs his service nine from his duffle. He parks and
gets out.
CUT TO:
STAN
That's not necessary.
JAKE
That's not mine.
Doug picks up Alonzo's badge, impressed, pockets it. Before
Doug can say anything.
JAKE
Now leave me the hell alone.
PULL BACK.
Jake's home becomes indistinguishable in a sea of houses.
FADE OUT:
THE END