NFC CENTRAL DIVISION

EVERBOLD UNICORNS
Team Colours: Silver and gold
Symbol: A unicorn’s head
Owner: Lady Elise Silvertongue
Head Coach: Cyan Eldarin
Home Stadium: Ensorcell field, Avelorn
(capacity 65,438, surface grass)
Players: Elves
Sponsor: The Elven Hairdressers Guild
Cheerleaders: The Rainbows

The Unicorns are one of the newest teams admitted their new stadium, Ensorcell Field, their
to the NAF, and in most respects they are a wholly home record experiences a dramatic
unremarkable Elven team, they play a precision improvement. Incredible strokes of bad luck
passing game, are fastidious about their appearance plague the opposing teams: Every time a
and steer well clear of the rough stuff. There is, catcher gets clear downfield, they find
however, one thing that sets them apart from the themselves shrouded in a thick mist; clear
other Elf teams, and that’s their home stadium! For runs to the Endzone become blocked by the
the Unicorns hail from the enchanted realm of sudden eruption of Oak trees, and the nastier
Avelorn, a place awash with ancient magic and opponents find it impossible to foul, as their
where creatures of legend still stride the land. Their boots become hopelessly stuck in a
stadium is an extraordinary place, and barely a conveniently placed bog. It’s all the more
match passes without some uncanny event amazing that none of these phenomena ever
occurring- often to the home team’s advantage! seem to affect the Unicorns.

2470 Amongst the court of Ulthuan’s Everqueen, 2481 The Unicorns dominate the Elven Kingdoms
there is much heated gossip about the League, to such an extent they are invited to
Galadrieth Gladiators’ big win in the Blood join the NAF. Opposing teams accuse them
Bowl final. It doesn’t take long for a wild of using illegal magic and threaten a boycott.
rumour to spread that the Everqueen herself The charges are so serious that there is a
actually owns a signed autograph of lengthy investigation by the Colleges of
Gladiators’ star Blitzer, Lucien Swift. On Magic, who ultimately clear the Unicorns.
hearing this, the ambitious courtier, Lady Their report does mention that the stadium
Elise Silvertongue thinks she has found the is built on a particularly powerful Leyline, but
perfect opportunity to ingratiate herself with this being a natural phenomenon, there’s
the Everqueen and invests much of her nothing they can do about it.
family’s fortune in founding a football team.
2485 Star Blitzer Ferrestrial Goldhoove gets into
2471 An ultraviolent sport like football is quite trouble with the league authorities for
alien to the flowerchildren of Avelorn and sneaking a potent magic item onto the field
Silvertongue struggles to find enough locals in a must win game against the Bruendar
wiling to play for the team. When the Grimjacks. He would have probably got
Unicorns finally take the field, they are an away with it had he not chosen to use them
unlikely collection of out-of-work dancers, against the Grimjacks’ star Frank N. Stein.
acrobats and actors. In a warm-up match Seeing the hulking blocker go down like a
against a touring Goblin side, it soon sack of potatoes, the referee immediately
becomes clear they haven’t a clue about how suspected magical interference and sent
to play the game, instead of trying to score, Goldhoove off for violation of rule
they begin an interpretative dance 119.9267/B. Goldhoove has the last laugh as
performance called ‘The Paradox of the he wins that year’s Elf Lord’s Commendation
Pigskin”. Despite losing, they amazingly do for Most Spectacular use of Offensive Magic.
cause a fatality, when an opposition Goblin
Catcher dies laughing! 2489 As the new Elves on the block, the Unicorns
are taking a while to find their feet in the big
2478 After a bumpy start, the Unicorns hire some league. But with a good home record, they
proper players and enter the Elven may start challenging soon.
Kingdoms League. When they move into
 EVERBOLD UNICORNS

TEAM PROFILE
2489-90 First Team Roster

No. Name Position Experience

1 Valerius Rush Blitzer Star Player

2 Yorken Soar Blitzer Experienced
3 Che-Wai Catcher Star Player
4 Loctite Quickfinger Catcher Veteran
5 Zephyr Shimmyleaf Catcher Experienced
6 Patricio Arce Catcher Veteran
Team Records
7 Pern Faction Thrower Veteran
8 Larholen Swift Thrower Rookie
Passing Paces (Career):
9 Elmer Blackroot Treeman Veteran 7,238 paces Pern Faction (2480-present)
10 Nathanaël Whiteflame Lineman Veteran Receiving Paces (Career):
11 Swain Alabaster Lineman Experienced 3,922 paces Che-Wai
12 Dolfar Longstride Kicker Star Player Rushing Paces (Career):
13 Vestal Mossmoon Kicker Rookie 1,564, Valerius Rush (2482-present)
14 Moraes Quickstem Lineman Veteran Most Player Fatalities:
15 Greenfast Islebard Lineman Rookie 36 Elmer Blackroot (2484-present)

Fame: -2 Team Rerolls: 0

The Fans: Chant 4; Hooligans 0; Loyalty 2

Cheerleaders: The Rainbows Cheering Ability: 9

Hall of Fame:
Spike! Magazine Team Rating: 234 None

Team Honours Everbold Unicorns’ Cheerleaders’ Song

Elven Kingdoms League 2478, 2479, 2480,

Elf Lord’s Commendation for Most Spectacular

“U. N. I.
Use of Offensive Magic (2485); Best Post Match C. O. R. N. S!
Party (2484) People say we don’t exist
But we know we’re the best!”

Hall of Fame:
None