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Mr. Soprano?

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Have a seat.

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My understanding from Dr. Cusamano,

your physician...

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Is that you collapsed.

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Possibly a panic attack?

You were unable to breathe?

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They said it was a panic attack.

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The blood and neurological

work came back negative.

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And they sent me here.

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You don't agree that

you had a panic attack?

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How are you feeling now?

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Fine. Back at work.

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What line of work are you in?

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Waste management consultant.

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It's impossible for me to

talk to a psychiatrist.

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Any thoughts at all

on why you blacked out?

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I don't know. Stress, maybe.

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About what?

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I don't know.

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The morning I got sick,

I 'd been thinking.

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It's good to be in something

from the ground floor.

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And I came too late for that, I know.

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But lately, I'm getting the feeling

that I came in at the end.

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The best is over.

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Many Americans, I think,

feel that way.

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I think about my father.

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He never reached the heights like me.

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In a lot of ways he had it better.

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He had his people, they had

their standards, they had pride.

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Today, what do we got?

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Did you have these feelings of loss

more acutely before you collapsed?

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I don't know.

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A couple months before, these

two ducks landed in my pool.

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It was amazing. They're from Canada,

and it was mating season.

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They had some ducklings.

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My daughter's friend was there

to drive her to school.

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- Meadow, your father with those ducks.

- The yard smells like duck poo.

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You gotta have more than

just juice for breakfast.

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You need brain food for school.

Happy birthday, handsome.

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- Thirteen.

- He doesn't act it.

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The male and female duck made

a home in your pool and did it?

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Get out of here! You're so gross!

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You want some of

last night's sfogliatelle?

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- Get out of here with that fat.

- One bite.

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How do you stay skinny,

Mrs. Soprano?

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Him, with those ducks.

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If you don't like that ramp, I'll

build another. Maybe it's the wood.

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Look, they're trying to fly.

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- National geographic, dad.

- Yeah, super.
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- You showed us yesterday.

- This is great!

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Now my wife feels

this friend is a bad influence.

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It's so cool you're coming to Aspen

with my family at Christmas.

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Last year I saw skeet ulrich,

as close as from where you're sitting.

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Miss Meadow, we made a deal.

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Keep your grades up and your curfew

until Christmas, then you get to go.

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- I know that.

- Good morning.

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- Hey, Mr. Soprano.

- We're late, dad.

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- Happy birthday.

- Thanks, dad.

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You're gonna be home tonight for

Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right?

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Birdman, hello!

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Yeah, yeah.

I'll get home early from work.

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I'm not talking about work.

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This won't work.

I can't talk about my personal life.

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Finish telling me

about the day you collapsed.

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I drove to work with my nephew.

He's learning the business.

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He '3 an example of what

I was talking about before.

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Did you call triborough towers

about the hauling contract?

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I got home too late.

I didn't want to wake the man up.

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Did you get up early and call?

He's always in his office by 6.

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I was nauseous. My mother told me

I shouldn't even come in today.

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Bear in mind, this is a kid who

just bought himself a $60,000 Lexus.

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- There's that guy mahaffey.

- Get out.

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Right there.

Next to the boo-boo in pink.

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Back up.

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My friend mahaffey
pulling his Taffy. Hello.

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We saw this guy.

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There was an outstanding loan.

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One second.

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I don't know

where this story is going.

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But there are a few ethical ground

rules we should get out of the way.

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What you tell me here...

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Falls under
doctor/patient confidentiality.

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Except if I was...

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If I was to hear, let's say,

a murder was to take place...

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Not that it would, but if.

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If a patient tells me a story

where someone's going to get hurt...

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I'm supposed to go

to the authorities.

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Technically.

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You said you were in waste management.

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The environment.

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Dr. Cusamano, besides

being your family physician...

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Is also your next-door neighbor.

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See what I'm saying?

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I don't know what happened

with this fellow, I'm...

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I'm just saying.

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Nothing.
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We had coffee.

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Help!

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Security! Help!

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Oh, shit.

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Asshole!

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Tony!

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Wait up!

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Security!

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You all right?

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My leg is broken.

The bone's coming through.

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Let me see.

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I'll give you a fucking bone,

you prick! Where's my fucking money?

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So you had coffee.

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Right.

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You son of a bitch, motherfucker.

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- What are you doing? Get over here!

- That's $3000 here. $3000.

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Go ahead.

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Where's the fucking money?

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I'll get the money!

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I know you will.

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You should get a cork in your mouth

because you say I'm nothing...

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Compared to the people

who used to run things. Prick.

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I'm nothing.

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Shut up.

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What are you crying about? Hmo.

You're covered.

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You prick.

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Degenerate fucking gambler.

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- Go on.

- Next, I had a meeting.

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I was called in to consult by

a garbage-hauling company I represent.

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What's the story with triborough towers?

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The manager wants the contract

with dick, but this kolar sanitation...

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Another nationwide company.

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The kolar brothers. Czechoslovakian

immigrants or some shit.

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These polacks will haul

paper, plastic and aluminum...

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For 7000 a month less than dick.

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They pay us 40 times the monthly

for stealing a stop.

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That's the thing. They won't.

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Says if he can tell the commie bosses

in czechoslovakia to fuck off...

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He can fucking tell us.

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- I give up.

- Fucking garbage business.

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Yeah, I know. It's all changing.

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Let me see what I can do.

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Sure? You over your stomachache?

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What are you doing here?

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Gabriella sends me

down here for the capoco/io.

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Hey, t, let me ask you something.

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Didn't you used to go to school

with Artie bucco?

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A situation came up.

It involves my uncle.

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I can't go into details.

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That's fine.
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But I will say this. My uncle

adds to my general stress level.

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It's none of my business...

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But down at the club,

the word is...

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Your uncle junior

is gonna whack pussy malanga.

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He's gonna do it

at Artie bucco's restaurant.

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Hey, boys. How are you?

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Don't move.

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Uncle junior, how you doing?

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Hey, good to see you.

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Hi there, Chris.

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I was talking about you. It's Anthony

Jr.'s birthday tonight, right?

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Don't buy him anything big,

we overindulge him. Okay?

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- Artie, how's your rash?

- It's itchy.

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Come here.

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- Good to see you. You'll come over?

- Yeah, have a seat.

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You know what it means, one of

these mutts gets wet in here?

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It'll ruin his business.

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You better sit down with your uncle.

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Uncle junior's my father's brother.

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A good guy, just getting old, cranky.

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He used to take me to yankee games

when I was a kid.

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I love my uncle.

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At the same time, when I was young...

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He told my girl cousins

I would never be a varsity athlete.

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Frankly, that was a tremendous blow

to my self-esteem.

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Who's there?

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It's me, ma.

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Who are you?

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Ma, open the door.

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- Anthony?

- Yeah, it's me. Open the door.

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Hi, how are you?

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Jeez, ma. Get some air in here.

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Did you lock the door?

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- Yeah, I did.

- Somebody called here last night.

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- After dark.

- Who?
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You think I'd answer?

It was dark out.

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Ma, I'll never understand that.

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The phone is auditory.

Dark is an eye thing.

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I could understand not going out.

You could getjumped.

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But the phone?

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Listen to him, he knows everything.

You want some lunch? I got eggplant.

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No, no, I just ate.

Know who I just ran into?

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Uncle jun.

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Oh, that one. You think he ever

comes to see his sister-in-law?

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Remember Artie bucco?

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Kid I went to elementary school with?

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Oh, yeah, I still see his mother.

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She tells me...

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He calls her every day.

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Well, uncle junior's gonna

make a problem for Artie.

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Could affect his livelihood.

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- What's that?

- Cd player.

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For who?

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For me?

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- I don't want it.

- You don't want it.

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You love music, all the old stuff's

on cd. Your favorites.

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"Pajama game," Connie Francis.

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Here.

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Come on.

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Move around a bit.

It's good for you.

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- Come on. Come on.

- Stop it.

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You need to occupy your mind. When

dad died, you were gonna do things.

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- He was a Saint.

- I know he was. But he's gone.

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You were gonna travel, volunteer.

You've done nothing.

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Stop telling me how to live my life.

Just shut up.

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I just worry...

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And don't start with that

nursing home business again.

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It's not a nursing home,

it's a retirement community!

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You interact with seniors

your own age, go places, do things!

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I've seen women in nursing homes...

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In these wheelchairs,

babbling like idiots!

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Here, eat your eggplant.

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I told you, I already ate lunch.

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All right, listen.

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You just speak to uncle junior

about Artie, okay?

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He respects you.

He'll listen to you.

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If your uncle has business with Arthur,

he knows what he's doing.

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And I don't?

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Well, all I know is...

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Daughters are better at taking care

of their mothers than sons.

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Yeah, and I bought cds

for a broken record.

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I expect to see you at Anthony Jr.'s

party with your baked ziti.

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Only if I'm picked up

and I'm brought back home.

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I don't drive

when they're predicting rain.

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You're healthy.

It's good for you to drive.

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Use it or lose it.

I gotta go to work.

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Sure...

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Run off!

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And that night was

my son's birthday party.

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My wife invites the priest.

He's always at the house.

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- Hey, Tony.

- How you doing?

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- You like creme anglaise?

- You bless it, I'll eat it.

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She's not coming.

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- Who?

- Grandma just called.

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She started crying and hung up.

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- She needs a purpose.

- She's tougher than you think.

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So, what? No fucking ziti now?

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At first it felt like...

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Ginger ale in my skull.

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- Mom, daddyjust fell! Mom!

- Oh, my god. Tony!

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Get back!

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Daddy! Dad!

248

00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,568

Anthony Jr., call 911.

249

00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:11,836

Dr. Cusamano put me in the hospital,

gave me every kind of test.

250

00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,597

Okay.

251

00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,062

Hey! Carm.

252

00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,861

- Thought you might want some company.

- Yeah.

253

00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,406

6:30 in the morning.

254

00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,036

- How are the kids?

- They're worried about you.

255

00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,207

I told Anthony Jr.

We'd rain-check his birthday.

256

00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,092

Think I got a brain tumor?

257

00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,428

Well, we're gonna find out.

258

00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,639

What a bedside manner.

Very encouraging.

259

00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,516

What, are you gonna not know?

260

00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,065

We had some good times.

Had some good years.

261

00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,234

Here he goes with the nostalgia.

262

00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,278

No marriage is perfect.
263

00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,322

Having that goomar on the side helps.

264

00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,159

I'm not seeing her anymore.

What about that priest?

265

00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,744

Don't even go there.

266

00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:30,706

Father is a spiritual mentor.

He's making me a better catholic!

267

00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,626

Well, we all got different needs.

268

00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:37,630

What's different between us is,

you're going to hell when you die.

269

00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:00,736

My nephew, Christopher, was handling

the garbage contract problem.

270

00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,823

But on this I will also

not go into detail.

271

00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,591

Emil kolar.

272

00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,802

Chris moltisanti.

273

00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,639

Hey, in Czech Republic too,

we love pork.

274

00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,766

You ever have our sausages?

275

00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:35,521

No, no. I thought the only sausages

they had was Italian and Jimmy Dean's.

276

00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:39,066

See what you learn when you

cross cultures and shit?

277

00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,237

My uncle evzen doesn't know I came.

278

00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,865

If we make any progress,

I'll tell him.

279

00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:50,119

Hey, we have to make progress, Emil.

We gotta stop the madness.

280

00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,289

Business is changing,

we're the younger generation.

281

00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,082

We have issues in common.

282

00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:02,214

Where'd you go to high school?

Was it Poland?

283
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,800

I'm not Polish.

284

00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:08,053

Czechoslovakian,

that's a type of polack, right?

285

00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,682

We came here when I was 9.

I went to west essex.

286

00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:15,060

You used to play my cousin Gregory

in football, he...

287

00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,355

- Where's the stuff?

- Yes, yes, yes.

288

00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:24,528

The reason for the visit.

We got it all deployed for you.

289

00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,781

Taste the wares, Emil.

290

00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:59,355

The doctors kept me hanging

about the tests, as doctors will do.

291

00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:03,275

So my uncle and I played

a round of golf and had lunch.

292

00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,946

You keep mentioning your uncle.

What's the problem?

293

00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:08,656

Who do you think you are?

294

00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:12,076

I'm the person who says

how things go, that's who.

295

00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:16,163

Artie's dinner business is nice,

upscale people from the suburbs.

296
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,748

Don't ruin his life.

297

00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,834

Vesuvio is where pussy feels safe.

298

00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,545

He's been eating here all his life.

299

00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,631

You kill him some place else.

300

00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,009

You may run north Jersey,

but you don't run your uncle!

301

00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,721

How many fucking hours did I spend

playing catch with you?

302

00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:40,646

Can we focus more

on your immediate family?

303
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:44,608

My wife and daughter

were not getting along.

304

00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,239

Darn, these laser discs

are incredible!

305

00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:55,995

Tony watches godfather ii. He says

it looks just like the movie theater.

306

00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,580

Gordon Willis.

Tony prefers ii, not I?

307

00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,500

He likes where vito

goes back to sicily.

308

00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,003

With III, he was like,

"what happened?"

309

00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,505

Where does Tony rank goodfel/as?

310

00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,050

What, do you have raccoons?

311

00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,928

- Somebody's jimmying a window.

- What?

312

00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:16,515

You have all these security lights,

who would try and...?

313

00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,185

Oh, no. Jeez, Louise!

314

00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,229

Hold it!

315

00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,856

Meadow.

316

00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:29,528

I noticed the glass rattles every time

I walk to the laundry room.

317

00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,530

Do we have any putty?

318

00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,949

Don't give me that.

You snuck out!

319

00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,409

What's going on?

320

00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,995

You locked my bedroom window

so I'd get caught.

321

00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:41,373

Normal people thought you were

upstairs doing your homework!

322

00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:45,210

You have become a master

of lying and conniving.

323
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,087

I know I'm grounded.

324

00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,007

Patrick's swim meet is tomorrow,

and he needed me!

325

00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,427

Grounded for this?

Oh, no, you're not grounded.

326

00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:57,806

You're not going to Aspen

with hunter scangarelo!

327

00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,685

But this shit I'm telling you...

328

00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,063

It'll all blow over.

329

00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:11,153

Didn't you admit to Dr. Cusamano

that you were feeling depressed?

330

00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,416

"Melfi."

331

00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,795

What part of the boot you from?

332

00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,922

Dr. Melfi.

333

00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,383

My father's people were from caserta.

334

00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,135

Avellino.

335

00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,472

My mother would have loved it

if you and I got together.

336

00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:49,942

Anxiety attacks are legitimate

psychiatric emergencies.

337
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,444

Suppose you were driving

and you passed out.

338

00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,154

Let me tell you something.

339

00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:57,491

Nowadays, everybody's gotta go

to shrinks and counselors...

340

00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:01,245

And go on Sally jessy Raphael

and talk about their problems.

341

00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,164

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?

342

00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,667

The strong, silent type?

343

00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,293

That was an American.

344
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,213

He wasn't in touch

with his feelings.

345

00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:15,175

They didn't realize once they got Gary

Cooper in touch with his feelings...

346

00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,944

They wouldn't be able

to shut him up!

347

00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:20,055

So it's dysfunction this and

that! And dysfunction va fangool!

348

00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,308

You have strong feelings about this.

349

00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:27,104

I had a semester and a half

of college...

350

00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:30,858

So I understand Freud.
I understand therapy as a concept.

351

00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,735

But in my world, it does not go down.

352

00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,698

Could I be happier?

Yeah. Yeah. Who couldn't?

353

00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,367

Do you feel depressed?

354

00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:45,414

Do you feel depressed?

355

00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:53,130

Since the ducks left...

356

00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,632

I guess.

357

00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,553

The ducks that preceded

your losing consciousness.

358

00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,097

Let's talk about them.

359

00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,822

You can't blame t for being pissed.

You should have waited.

360

00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,533

That's the last time I show

any fucking initiative.

361

00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,869

Imagine how I felt?

362

00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,662

T's running down the business...

363

00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:28,207

I fucking wet a guy

to keep one of our stops.

364

00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,919

He's not running it down.

It's just getting harder in New York.

365

00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,427

Come on!

366

00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,222

- This is fucked up.

- What, pussy?

367

00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:47,017

The kolar uncle is gonna find the kid

dead on one of his bins...

368

00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,853

And get out of our

fucking business? No way.

369

00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,147

"Louis brassi sleeps with the fishes."

370

00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,525

Luca brassi.

371

00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,236

- Luca.

- Whatever.

372

00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,322

There's differences, Christopher.

373

00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,242

From the Luca brassi situation

and this?

374

00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:09,164

Look, if the kolars know the kid is

dead, it hardens their position.

375

00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:13,043

Plus, now the cops are looking

for a fucking murderer.

376

00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,586

What do you want to do?

377

00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:17,965

He disappears.

He never comes home.

378

00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,300

They know, but they don't know.

379

00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:23,845

They hope maybe he'll turn up... if.

380

00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:27,557

Come on. Let's get him.

381

00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:32,187

Take him to staten island,

I'll cut him up.

382

00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,774

Pussy, you know, with t

collapsing at the birthday...

383

00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:39,903

What would you do

if he was, like, disabled?

384

00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,905

Why would you even ask that?

385

00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,618

Our lecture series in action.

386

00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:48,704

Someone from the university

discussing...

387

00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:52,207

The novels of, I believe,

zora neale hurston.

388

00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:56,586

Didn't you just read her

in school, med?

389

00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,298

It's very nice.

390

00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,639

You know, grandma,

this place is neat.

391

00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,850

You should really think about it.

392

00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:13,186

This room was renovated last year.

393

00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,896

What goes on behind there?

394

00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,066

Those doors lead to our nursing unit.

395

00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,194

This is a nursing home!

396

00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:23,322

This is a residence,

but just in case...

397

00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,658

No, you're not getting me

into a nursing home.

398

00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,744

You're not listening

to what she's saying.

399

00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,246

Women in wheelchairs,

babbling like idiots!

400

00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,081

Ma, you're not listening.

401

00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,293

You think you're so high and mighty,

don't you?

402

00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,004

With your fancy office.

403

00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,466

Anthony, people come here to die!

404

00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:51,224

Oh, my god! Somebody get a doctor.

405

00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:04,071

So you've come back for help.

Don't look at that as a defeat.

406

00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:07,282

She's one of those who grew up

during the depression.

407

00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,410

But the depression to her

was a trip to six flags.

408

00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,204

There's that "d" word again.

409

00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,670

Stay with your mother.

410

00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:28,678

Now that my father's dead,

he's a Saint.

411

00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:32,849

When he was alive, nothing.

412

00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:40,565

My dad was tough, he ran his own crew.

413

00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:45,362

A guy like that and my mother

wore him down to a little nub.

414

00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:48,698

He was a squeaking little gerbil

when he died.

415

00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:53,620

Quite a formidable maternal presence.

416

00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:02,421

I gotta be honest. I'm not getting

any satisfaction from my work, either.

417

00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:03,922

Why?

418

00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,300

Well, because of rico.

419

00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,720

- Is he your brother?
- No. The rico statutes.

420

00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,306

- Oh, of course, right.

- You read the papers?

421

00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,835

You know, the government's using

electronic surveillance...

422

00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:20,522

And various legal strategies

to squeeze my business.

423

00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:28,071

Do you have any qualms about

how you actually make a living?

424

00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:35,203

I find I have to be the sad clown.

425

00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,540

Laughing on the outside...

426
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,417

Crying on the inside.

427

00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,128

See, things are trending downward.

428

00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,757

Used to be, a guy got pinched,

he took his prison jolt.

429

00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,677

Everybody upheld a code of silence.

430

00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:54,181

Nowadays, no values.

431

00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:57,642

Guys today have no room

for the penal experience.

432

00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,020

So everybody turns government witness.

433

00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:06,902

I feel exhausted

just talking about it.

434

00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:12,532

Well, with today's pharmacology,

no one needs to suffer...

435

00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:16,286

With feelings of

exhaustion and depression.

436

00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:21,124

Here we go.

Here comes the Prozac.

437

00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:30,926

Mahaffey doesn't have it.

438

00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,886

What do you mean

he doesn't have it?

439

00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,179

He doesn't have the money.

440

00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,722

How can he not have the money?

441

00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,183

The man does not have the money.

442

00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,894

We ran the man over with the car.

T, himself.

443

00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:44,439

The man has no wiggle room.

He's bled dry.

444

00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:54,157

I hear junior wants to

whack pussy bompensiero?

445

00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:57,077

- Pussy malanga.

- Oh, little pussy.

446

00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,579

You think he's gonna

fuck with big pussy?

447

00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,331

My pussy?

448

00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,416

Andrea.

449

00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:08,213

Stay with drinks on the house

all night.

450

00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:11,049

- Sorry, Mr. Dante.

- It's okay.

451

00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:16,221

So your uncle resents

that you're the boss.

452

00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,098

The sadness accrues.

453

00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,059

Your uncle's had a hard-on

his whole life.

454

00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:23,478

First, against your father,

his younger brother...

455

00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,522

Because he was a made man

before him.

456

00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,399

And now, you.

457

00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:31,570

So, sure, he can't stomach

your telling him what to do.

458

00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,072

Hesh, I love the man.

459

00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:38,034

The man is driven in Toto

by his insecurities.
460

00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,537

I feel bad I was the messenger.

461

00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:45,166

Your friend Artie,

with the restaurant.

462

00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,043

Get him out of town.

463

00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:51,673

That way the restaurant closes,

the hit goes down some place else.

464

00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,552

You old fucking Jew.

465

00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:58,054

No wonder my old man

kept you around so long.

466

00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,808

So what about this fucking Jew's

250 on mahaffey's 100?

467

00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,690

Mahaffey has a new business partner...

468

00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,191

You.

469

00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,277

These hmos pay out millions...

470

00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:15,071

To doctors, hospitals, whatever.

471

00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:18,408

That mri I had, $2000 a pop.

472

00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,910

Now, we give this mahaffey a choice.

473

00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:23,538

Either his company pays out

phony claims...

474
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,999

To fake clinics we set up...

475

00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:30,629

Or he pays hesh

the 250 grand he owes him...

476

00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,089

Which we know he cannot do.

477

00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,511

Or it's a rainy night in lyndhurst.

478

00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:43,058

Very smart. Could be major.

479

00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,518

Could be as good as garbage.

480

00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,648

- Garbage is our bread and butter.

- Was.

481

00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,077

Miss Meadow!

482

00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:06,456

So, med.

483

00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,167

I'm not going.

484

00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:13,546

Every year, on this date,

since you were itty-bitty...

485

00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,840

Mom and Meadow get all dolled up...

486

00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:21,054

Drive into New York Plaza hotel

for tea under Eloise's portrait.

487

00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,931

Look, where's yours?

488

00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,641

I have too much homework.

489

00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,018

Meadow, its our little tradition!

490

00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,853

We always have so much fun!

491

00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:32,357

To tell you the truth,

I felt it was dumb since I was 8!

492

00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,984

I just go because you like it.

493

00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:42,742

Here I thought this was something we

would do long after you got married...

494

00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:44,828

With girls of your own.

495

00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,916

Hopefully I won't be

living around here by then.

496

00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,124

You've got mail.

497

00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:55,839

Meadow, you can't just lie and cheat

and break the rules you don't like!

498

00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,052

What? You have something

you want to say?

499

00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,516

Mom, do you have any idea how much

it means to go skiing in Aspen?

500

00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:09,185

Do you think that'll

happen every year?

501

00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:12,856

Like lame tea and scones

at the Plaza hotel?

502
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:18,403

- Goodbye.

- Close my door, please.

503

00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:26,119

Give me a drop. Oh! A drop,

not a spurt. Soave, a drop!

504

00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,706

- How are you?

- All right. Stir the meatballs.

505

00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,584

- Could you help me out?

- Yeah, what do you need?

506

00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,753

Cruise. Caribbean.

507

00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,922

S.s. Sagafl'ord, 11th through the 29th.

508

00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,341

Pair of tickets. I can't use them.

509

00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,427

Can you take them off my hands?

510

00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,721

- Where'd they come from?

- Comps.

511

00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,182

Comps?

512

00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:48,767

What does that mean?

513

00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,770

As manager for the kitchen

and restaurant workers union...

514

00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:55,398

I administer the dental plan.

You listening to me?

515

00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:59,277

A couple of dentists got together

and awarded me these tickets.

516

00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:02,280

The problem is,

I can't get away those dates.

517

00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,994

Here. When was your last vacation?

518

00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,789

- Anthony, thank you.

- All right.

519

00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,798

Mr. Soprano?

520

00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:31,184

You cannot accept a gift like that

from Tony soprano! No way!

521

00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,685

Listen to me, Charmaine...

522

00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:36,272

If I stick my hand up the ass of

one more lobster without a break...

523

00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,774

I'm gonna go postal.

524

00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:41,319

I don't even want to talk about it

anymore, please!

525

00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:45,615

Art, Melissa, come on, honey.

It's time to go home.

526

00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:50,161

You have to get away.

We have to get away for the marriage.

527

00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:55,416

No! It's bad enough that these

mobsters patronize the place, okay?

528

00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,418

So what? We're not connected.

529
00:38:57,627 --> 00:39:00,630

Right. Because we just

turned down those tickets!

530

00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,592

But the tickets were comps.

Tony is a labor leader.

531

00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,469

Arthur, please. Grow up!

532

00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,515

Does the mind not rebel at any

scenario under which dentists...

533

00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:15,436

Are sending the Don of New Jersey

first class on a non/vegian steamship?

534

00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:19,566

Come on, Arthur, somebody donated

their kneecaps for those tickets!

535

00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:23,778

Herman, there is no way I can

subvert my fucking company.

536

00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:27,115

Have them pay claims for mris

that never happened?

537

00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,827

- The papennork will look real.

- How do I not get caught?

538

00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,205

I hate to hear you knocking yourself.

You're a smart guy.

539

00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:38,167

I'm depressed. I'm so fucking

depressed I can't eat, sleep.

540

00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:41,254

- You on Prozac?

- Zoloft. It's similar.

541

00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,798

- It's supposed to help with gambling.

- No shit.
542

00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,301

This new generation

of antidepressants...

543

00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:49,512

Are supposed to be useful

against compulsive behaviors.

544

00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,014

That's a shame.

545

00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,808

A medication comes along

after your gambling...

546

00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,394

Gets your fucking hip

busted to shit.

547

00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,855

I'm trying not to be cynical.

548

00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:02,984

Your debt and the feelings surrounding

it is the source of all your problems.

549

00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,737

I'm sorry I haven't paid you, Herman.

550

00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,447

I know you are.

551

00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,866

And I never meant to

denigrate Tony soprano.

552

00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,660

- Want to walk on the rocks?

- Crutches, I can't.

553

00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,872

It's beautiful out there.

Come on, we'll help you.

554

00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,749

I go out there to think.

555
00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,098

Thanks, but no.

556

00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,311

Let's try it.

557

00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:42,273

What you were saying before

with the mris and...

558

00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,050

Dick's looking for you!

559

00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,846

Hey, Tony, I just heard

from triborough towers.

560

00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:17,183

The kolar brothers withdrew their bid.

561

00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:18,685

That's good. That's good.

562

00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,854

Listen, by the way,

Artie bucco's here to see you.

563

00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:24,399

- I gotta go, guys.

- Take care.

564

00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,283

Artie, you all right?

565

00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,122

- I can't.

- What are you talking about?

566

00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:42,250

We discussed this.

You gotta leave town.

567

00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,751

I'm sorry.

568

00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,261

This is unacceptable.

569
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,763

I made a reservation two weeks ago.

570

00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:59,976

Sir, people are not leaving, and there

are five parties ahead of you.

571

00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,854

- So what would you like...?

- Can I help you?

572

00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,400

I tore her a new one.

573

00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,404

Why don't we just go

to another restaurant and eat?

574

00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:12,905

We're here.

575

00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:15,575

Mr. Soprano, how you doing?

Good to see you.

576

00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:17,201

How you doing?

577

00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,247

This way. Excuse me.

578

00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:29,964

Sweetie-pie, I'm hungry.

Tony, where you going?

579

00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,924

Hey. How are you?

580

00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:36,554

You come here?

581

00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,514

When possible.

582

00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:43,686

Those decorating tips you gave me,

they really work.

583
00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:48,900

How you doing?

584

00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,406

Nils, nils?

585

00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:57,200

Do you know who that was?

586

00:42:57,450 --> 00:43:00,119

Well, I mean, obviously you do.

587

00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:01,913

What, is he a patient?

588

00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,539

You know I can't say.

589

00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,338

Decorating tips, yeah, right.

590

00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,590

Nils, shut the fuck up.

591

00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,843

Mr. Borglund, they're setting up

your table now.

592

00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,767

Who was that woman at the restaurant?

593

00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,435

My decorator.

594

00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:27,105

What?

You're redoing the garbage dump?

595

00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:30,650

That's funny. Hey, you better not

mess with that hat!

596

00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:36,948

Come on, it's jfk's hat!

I bought it at that auction.

597

00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,366

Give me that!
598

00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,327

Inna, Jesus.

599

00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:45,665

I know there is something more

intimate between you and her.

600

00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:48,167

Nothing intimate. We just talk.

601

00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,096

Mr. Soprano, buona sera.

602

00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,348

We don't see you.

Where you been?

603

00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:10,898

You know, sometimes...

604

00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:13,359

Life is good.
605

00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:15,486

Life is often good.

606

00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:19,031

Regaleali, for example.

607

00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:23,119

You've been in good spirits

the last couple days.

608

00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:36,007

Carmela, there's something

I gotta confess.

609

00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,012

What are you doing?

610

00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:44,015

Getting my wine in position

to throw in your face!

611

00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:45,516

You're always with the drama.

612

00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:48,144

Confess already, please.

Get it over with!

613

00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,692

I'm on Prozac.

614

00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:57,528

Oh. Oh, my god.

615

00:44:58,321 --> 00:45:00,114

I been seeing a therapist.

616

00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:03,075

Oh, my god.

I think that's great.

617

00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:06,329

I think that's wonderful!

I think that's so gutsy!

618

00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,332

- Take it easy.

- But I think that's very wonderful.

619

00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,500

You'd think I was Hannibal Lecter.

620

00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,337

I think it's great.

Psychology doesn't address the soul.

621

00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,422

But this is a start.

This is something.

622

00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,507

Oh, I'm gonna shut up now.

623

00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:20,593

I'll shut up now.

624

00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:22,845

You're the only person who knows.

625

00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,973

The only reason I'm telling you this

is because you're my wife.

626

00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:29,560

You're the only person on this planet

that I'm completely honest with.

627

00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,562

Oh, please.

628

00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:33,439

Hey, goddamn it, I'm serious.

629

00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:35,942

If the wrong person finds out,

I get a steel jacket...

630

00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:38,486

Of antidepressant

in the back of the head.

631

00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:50,581

I didn't realize you were so unhappy.

632

00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:55,878

I don't know.
633

00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:58,130

My mother...

634

00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,174

You told him about your father, right?

635

00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,094

- Who?

- Your therapist.

636

00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,597

Yeah. Yeah, I told him.

637

00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:10,601

Good. But your mother is the one.

638

00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:15,982

I don't know, I just feel like lately

my life's out of balance.

639

00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,280

Our existence on this earth

is a puzzle.
640

00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,241

My own daughter hates me.

641

00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,160

She doesn't hate you, carm.

642

00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:30,121

We were best friends.

643

00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:33,582

Mothers and their daughters.

She'll come back to you.

644

00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:39,839

- Hello?

- Jesus!

645

00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,966

What's the matter, no social life?

646

00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,676

Blow me.
647

00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:46,262

Dad.

648

00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:49,807

I brought you my primavera.

It's your favorite.

649

00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:52,852

- Who is it?

- Christopher.

650

00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,438

- Hey.

- Our friend is back in town.

651

00:46:55,688 --> 00:47:00,443

"Little pussy” malanga, sometimes

confused with "big pussy" bompensiero...

652

00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,635

Had just returned from Florida...

653

00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,780

So it's gonna go down soon?

654

00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:06,991

Don't worry.

I got a way to put it to bed.

655

00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:10,453

Come on, Meadow.

656

00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:14,040

- Go, falcons!

- Come on, let's go!

657

00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:17,126

So when do you need this by?

658

00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:18,794

Right away.

659

00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,548

- Way to go, Meadow!

- Beautiful, beautiful!

660

00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:25,343

I think I can get a party

like that together.

661

00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:29,221

- Side out? That ball hit the line!

- What are you doing, ref?

662

00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:35,102

Mom didn't come?

663

00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,355

Didn't think you wanted her to.

664

00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:39,690

The car's over there.

665

00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,568

Hey, Mr. Dante.

See you, Heather.

666

00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:45,321

You guys played a good game.

667

00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,365

Heather Dante.
Where'd she get that spike?

668

00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:50,326

Don't you think it's

unfair what mom is doing?

669

00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,995

Making this little

movie scene out of it.

670

00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:56,957

"The sad mom who can't even come

to her daughter's sports event."

671

00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:04,757

Dad?

672

00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:07,385

Don't you think it's

totally out there?

673

00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:11,555

I mean, my Aspen trip.

What is she thinking?

674

00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,016

Dad?

675

00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:22,191

It's been years since I've been here.

676

00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,985

Dad, please talk to her, please.

677

00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,988

God, this is so stupid.

678

00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:30,408

Why are we sitting here?

679

00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:35,329

Your mother thinks you have the

capacity to be a top student.

680

00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:36,789

And I agree.

681

00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,749

What do you guys want, perfection?

682

00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,629

What are you looking at?

683

00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:47,633

Your great-grandfather

and his brother frank...

684

00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,136

They built this place.

685

00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,012

Big whoop.

686

00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,474

Stone and marble workers.

They came over here from Italy...

687

00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,477

And they built this place.

688

00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:02,314

Yeah, right. Two guys.

689

00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:08,487

No, they were two guys on a crew of,

you know, laborers.

690

00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:13,534

They didn't design it...

691

00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,995

But they knew how to build it.

692

00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:21,333

Now find two guys who can

put decent grout around your bathtub.

693

00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:00,331

So I feel good.

694

00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:03,959

So I don't know if I'm

gonna be needing to come back.

695

00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,337

It's not the Prozac.

696

00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,172

Why not?

697

00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:13,552

You said you're thinking clearer and

your wife says you seem to be better?

698

00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:16,889

It's not the medication.

699

00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:22,645

Prozac takes weeks to build up

effective levels in the blood.

700

00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,564

Well, what is it, then?

701

00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,984

Coming here. Talking.

702

00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:32,696

Hope comes in many forms.

703

00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:35,032

Well, who's got time for that?

704

00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:37,660

What is it you want to say to me?

705

00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,213

I had a dream last night.

706

00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,972

My bellybutton was...

707

00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,100

A Phillips head screw...

708

00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:04,228

And I'm working unscrewing it...

709

00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,939

And when I get it unscrewed...

710

00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:11,402

My penis falls off.

711

00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:20,077

You know, I pick it up and I'm holding

it and I'm running around...

712

00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:23,747

Looking for the guy who used to

work on my Lincoln...

713

00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:26,417

So he can put it back on.

714

00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,878

And you know, I'm holding it up...

715

00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:34,049

And this bird swoops down

and grabs it in its beak...

716

00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,885

And flies off with it.

717

00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:42,933

What kind of bird?

718

00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:47,104

I don't know. Sea gull or something.

719

00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:48,689

A water bird?

720

00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:53,027

I saw the birds last week.

Think that planted the idea?

721

00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:55,112

What else is a water bird?

722

00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:59,116

Pelican, flamingo.

723

00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:01,493

What about ducks?

724

00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,918

Those goddamn ducks.

725
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:13,130

What is it about those ducks

that meant so much to you?

726

00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:22,056

I don't know, it was a trip...

727

00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:26,602

Having those wild creatures...

728

00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:30,856

Come into my pool

and have their little babies.

729

00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:39,740

I was sad to see them go.

730

00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:44,870

Oh, Jesus, fuck. Now he's gonna cry.

731

00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,381

Shit. Fuck me.

732

00:52:55,589 --> 00:53:00,678

When the ducks gave birth to those

babies, they became a family.

733

00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,600

You're right.

734

00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,895

It's a link. A connection.

735

00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,649

I'm afraid I'm gonna

lose my family...

736

00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,823

That's what I'm full of dread about.

737

00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:24,493

It's always with me.

738

00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:27,037

What are you so afraid's

going to happen?

739

00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,790

I don't know.

740

00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,297

You work so hard.

741

00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:41,885

You work so damn hard

and to see your life's dream...

742

00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,013

Burn down.

743

00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,183

Look at it this way,

you collect the insurance.

744

00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:51,520

You gotta say to yourself,

"it could have been worse."

745

00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:55,482

How could it have been worse?

Fucking faulty stove!

746
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:58,777

Suppose people stopped coming,

ever think of that?

747

00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:03,073

I don't know.

I don't know what the fuck.

748

00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,745

He's right.

There's no insurance for that.

749

00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:12,666

Why would people stop coming to the

restaurant? It's just catching on.

750

00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:16,086

You know what I'm

figuring out lately?

751

00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,214

Talking helps.

752

00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,550

- That's right.
- He's right. He's right.

753

00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:28,307

Hope... comes in many forms.

754

00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,100

Absolutely.

755

00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:31,810

Come on.

756

00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,022

Here, hold this.

757

00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,817

Artie, come on.

758

00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,780

Hey, look at me. Look at me.

759

00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:45,491

I'll always help you.

760
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:48,160

Come on. Come on.

761

00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:56,251

Go cook. Hey, let him cook.

He'll feel better.

762

00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:12,184

Someday I'll tell him

we torched the restaurant.

763

00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:20,317

All right, enough of this shit.

What's wrong?

764

00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:23,320

You know, a simple...

765

00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:27,407

"Way to go, Chris, on the triborough

towers contract!" Would have been nice.

766

00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,034

That's it.
767

00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,586

You're right.

768

00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:41,421

You're right.

769

00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,091

I have no defense.

770

00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:49,096

That's how I was parented.

Never supported. Never complimented.

771

00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,473

My cousin Gregory's girlfriend...

772

00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:54,852

Is what they call a development

girl, out in Hollywood.

773

00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,813

She said I could sell my life story,

make fucking millions.

774

00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:00,816

I didn't do that.

I stuck it out with you.

775

00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:04,862

I'll fucking kill you.

Are you gonna go Henry hill on me now?

776

00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:08,199

You know how many mobsters are selling

screenplays and screwing things up?

777

00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:10,617

She said I could maybe

even play myself.

778

00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,411

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

779

00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:20,586

Forget Hollywood screenplays.

Forget those distractions, huh?

780
00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:24,131

What, you think I haven't had offers?

781

00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,761

We got work to do. New avenues.

782

00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:34,141

Everything's gonna be all right

from here on in. Come on.

783

00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,729

Look, it's a beautiful day.

What could be bad?

784

00:56:40,981 --> 00:56:44,568

It's nice of you to pick me up

for the party, junior.

785

00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:48,864

- At least somebody cares about me.

- These kids today.

786

00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:52,618

I suppose he thinks once he's

got me in a nursing home...

787

00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:57,581

I'll die faster and then

he won't have to drive me anywhere.

788

00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:00,000

If his father was still alive...

789

00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:05,005

You can bet he'd show more

decency and respect for his mother.

790

00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:08,342

Well, my brother John

was a man among men.

791

00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,178

He was a Saint.

792

00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:15,098

Lots of things are different now

from Johnny's and my day.

793

00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,475

What do you mean?

794

00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:19,186

I'm not free to run my business

like I want.

795

00:57:19,394 --> 00:57:20,812

Aw, isn't that awful.

796

00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,856

Just this week, your son

stuck his hand in...

797

00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:25,233

And made it 100 times

more difficult for me.

798

00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,527

Plus, he thumbs his nose at New York.

799

00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:32,115

What are you gonna do?

He's part of a whole generation.

800
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,078

Do you remember the crazy hair?

And the dope?

801

00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,621

Now it's fags in the military.

802

00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:40,707

Stop it, junior.

You're making me very upset!

803

00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:44,211

I don't like to, Livia,

but I'm agita all the time.

804

00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:48,173

And I'll tell you something else,

things are down all across the board.

805

00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,717

A lot of friends of ours

are complaining.

806

00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:54,429

We used to be recession-proof.
No more.

807

00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:58,225

You can't blame it all

on the justice department.

808

00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:01,561

Our friends say to me...

809

00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:06,525

"Junior, why don't you

take a larger hand in things?"

810

00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:12,864

Something may have to be done, Livia,

about Tony.

811

00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:15,075

I don't know.

812

00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,459

There they are.

Hey, ma, uncle jun.

813
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:29,506

You're using mesquite.

That makes the sausage taste peculiar.

814

00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:33,260

- Hi, grandma.

- Happy birthday, my big boy.

815

00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:34,886

Carmela, my mother's here.

816

00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:37,597

Everybody, let's eat.