PASTORELA 2024
Charaters
1. Diabla 1
2. Diabla 2
3. Diablo 1
4. Diablo 2
5. Angel Valeria
6. Angela 1 Metzi
7. ANGELA 2 Julia
8. Star monse
9. Pastor 1
10. Pastor 2
11. Pastora 1 Quezada
12. Pastora 2 Anahi
13. Pastora 3 Rueda
14. Pastora 4 America
15. Maria Jesale
16. Jose tuwe
17. melchor
18. gaspar
19. baltazar
20. NARRADOR
Scene 1 THE EVILS … Correlaaaaaaa!!
Narrator: once upon a time in a far away city called xalisquillo, the place of the one hundred
hells
(The Devil is thinking and a little worried)
Diablo: AAAAhssss christmas again , this date gets me angry ... people buying, spending the
aguinaldo, giving each other love, with their faces of happiness,, hayyy just remembering it
swells my liver with pure anger.... But what shocks me the most is that tonight a child is born
who comes to give people peace at this time of year.... Oopss Horror but I have a Plan, tonight
is gonna be my night, for that I need two of my favorite helpers hahahahaha
(Screaming).... Devilishness and Malebolaa!!!!!!a
DIABLA 1: our big boss is talking to us
devil: Well, tell us what we're good at....
Devil: Well, good good good ... PS no, what I want is that you be bad, bad, and bad.... I mean,
locate yourselves why you are not normal girls... vivis ...
Well, as you will know today in the early morning, the Child who is going to save the planet is
going to be born on earth. I mean, like this or more Crazy... and you know don't open those who
go as gossips to visit them, but those pastors, so our job is...
DIABLA 2: doing Chambritas al Niño...
Devil: noooooooooo
Malebola: I know maybe, hats... Socks... trousers.... Oops, me doy
Diablo: why you are not normal devils... Nooo your mission will be (Mission Impossible Music)
..... (Face of intrigue on the part of the little devils) stop those pastores and let them go down the
path of evil.... and incidentally teach a lesson to the arrogant Angels... hahaha
DIABLA 1 Y 2 : hahaha and how we will
Devil: Well, don't worry about that, I have a plan... and you will be the main ones...
Malebola: So why?
Devil: well, they will be in charge of seducing him hahahahahaha well let's go to earth (Again
start the mission music).
SCENE 2 ANGELS
Narrator: The devil and his little devils went to earth to find the PASTORES ... meanwhile in the
Kingdom of God The angels are prepared to fulfill the mission that the pastores of Tepic come
to see the baby Jesus...
Ángel : oops, today is the day awaited by everyone in the kingdom because today our savior is
born... and I am going to comply with the commendation given to me by the boss... and it is the
Guide to the pastores of Tepic so that they get to know the boy Chuchito... I say
affectionately... well I will call my favorite little angels Ludivinaaaa and Querubinaa......
ANGELA 1 Y 2: What happened, what are we good for?
Angel Gabriel: Well, you are good for everything, that's why you are here... well, the
long-awaited day has arrived...
ANGELA 1: really angel Gaby.... Today it is born upssss we didn't have time to do the baby
shower for the baby.
Cherub: Chin... I had already bought the cake
Angel Gabriel: Well, that's not important, the important thing is that today we are going to
comply with the mandate of the patron saint and we will guide the pastores, but don't forget
something... that the devil is going to do his thing... we have to be very careful OK...
ANGELA 1 Y 2 : Affirmative 3.1416 copiadoooo....
SCENE 3 PASTORES AND ANGELS
(The shepherds are sleeping in the field, in that three angels appear)
ANGELS: Praise the Lord.
PASTORES: They are aliens!
(ANGEL) (ANNOYED): No! We are angels.
(ANGELA1): We came to bring you good news.
(PASTOR): They're going to raise our salary!
(ANGELA2): “No, but if you keep asking stupid questions, your aguinaldo will be reduced.”
(ANGELA 1): “We came to tell you that the son of God is going to be born.”
(All the shepherds are very happy.)
(PASTOR1): We want to go to see him.
(ANGEL): You just have to follow the star of tepic.
(PASTOR2): Then let's go.
PASTORA 4 : which star ? Ask the public,,,,, Do you see the star ? if you see the star say – star-
Where ?? oh look the star....
Star : hello friends I ́m the star and I m gona show you the way to the city que sonrie, where the
child is going to be born.... Follow me
(Everyone leaves the scene and the little devils enter).
(DIABLA1): Did you hear what the angels said?
(DIABLA2): Gossiping angels, they had to tell the pastores.
(DIABLO): I hate them..
(DIABLA2): What if we prevent the shepherds from reaching to tepic?
(DIABLO2): I know how to stop them!
DIABLA 1 AND 2 : How?
(DIABLO 2): Let's dress up as pastores.
(DIABLA2): Yes, and so we deceive them.
(DIABLA1): we are going to have a lot of fun tonight
SCENE 3 JOSEPH AND MARY AND REYES MAGOS
(The little devils leave and Saint Joseph and the Virgin appear walking very slowly).
MARIA (grabbing St. Joseph): Wait, I got a craving! I'm craving tamales with chocolate chips.
JOSE: Well, I'll bring them to you.
MARIA (Grabs it again): No, no, better some Sabritas with lecherita .
JOSE: yes, yes, here I go.
MARIA: No, no, better a churrumais with chili and a two-liter coca cola
MARIA (Tired): Is there a long time to go, José?
JOSE: “No María... But if we keep making so many stops, I think Baby Jesus is going to be born
in the tiendita de la esquina “
(The reyes magos leave the scene , the 3 wise men enter).
Melchior: It's a long road. We just have to find the star that will guide us tonight
Balthazar: And where will the star be? you see the star (ask the audience) where, if you see the
star, say star... oh there it is..
Star: Follow me, I will guide you
Gaspar.: Yes, let's go
They follow the star for a while.... Like the sea viper... they come off the stage and then they go
up
Baltasar.: And you say there's a lot left?
Melchior: The star is slowing down.
Gaspar.: There is a clear path over there.
Balthazar: Let's ask the star.
STAR: He signals them with his hands to indicate the portal.
Melchior: Look, it seems that he is signaling to us. Gaspar.: What do you want to tell us?
Balthazar: He points to the end of the road, the child will be
Melchior: Come on, there is little left, let us not stop any longer
(They leave the scene....)
SCENE 4 ANGELS VS DEVILS
(The reyes magos leave the scene and the shepherds enter along with the disguised little
devils).
SHEPHERDS: (Singing) The shepherds to Bethlehem, run in haste! They have been running
their shoes so much and torn!
(DIABLA2): Oh, we can't go with broken shoes. Let's go to PLAZA FORUM to buy new shoes!
PASTORAS: Yes!
(PASTORA1): Let's ask the angelitas for permission.
(DIABLA1): No, because they are not going to let us. Look, we go and buy clothes for the child
and while we're at it, we start looking at things for ourselves.
(PASTORA2): I want a dress!
(PASTORA3): And I Would like some bracelets.
PASTORA 4 : I need to buy the new album of peso pluma…
DIABLA2): Then let's go quickly!
(The shepherds leave and stay with the little devils. The little devils carry boxes with bottles).
(DIABLO1): Look at these women, how they like to spend money.
(PASTOR1): They get distracted by nothing.
(DIABLO2): (Pulls out a bottle) How about we toast to the little boy?
DIABLO 1: on the way we can arrive at the Tapanko to celebrate the birth
(PASTOR2): (Grabs the bottle) I like the idea, buddy!
(Everyone grabs the bottles and starts drinking.)
ALL: Cheers!
(The shepherds leave and the three angels arrive)
(ANGELA 1): How strange, the pastores should already be here.
(ANGEL): Have they been lost?
(ANGELA2): I don't think so, they just had to follow the star.
(ANGEL): Let's go look for them.
(ANGELA1): Look, here they come!
(The shepherds come back drinking the bottles and making a fuss. The shepherdesses have
been showing each other the things they bought)
(ANGELA1): (Very angry) Silence!
(ANGELA2): You had to be the demons!
(ANGEL): They deceived the shepherds!
(DIABLA1): Yes, so ?
(ANGEL1): You pastores should feel ashamed for being fooled so easily!
PASTORS: (Very sorry) Forgive us!
(DIABLA2): It's too late, now we're going to take these pastores away forever.
(The shepherds get scared while the little devils grab them)
ANGELS: Of course not!
(DIABLO): Then let's fight!
(The devil and the angel fight, after a moment they are separated by the angels)
ANGELA 1 AND 2.. STOP, we should solve this in a different way ...
(The shepherds watch in fear. The angels and the little devils are face to face as if they were
about to fight)
ANGELS/LITTLE DEVILS: Rock, paper, scissors!
ANGELS: we won!
ANGELS/LITTLE DEVILS: Rock, paper, scissors!
DIABLITOS: we won!
ANGELS/LITTLE DEVILS: Rock, paper, scissors!
ANGELS: we won again!
(ANGELA 2): we are the winners... as always.
(ANGEL): Now get out here!
(The little devils leave the scene and the shepherds shout happily)
(PASTORA2): now lets go to see the new born child
ALL: lets go!
SCENE 5 THE BIRTH
Melchor: We finally arrived... I think I followed a mosquito instead of the star.
(Angels and shepherds leave. On the stage are St. Joseph and the Virgin carrying their
child. The shepherds and angels come with them. They settle into two rows while singing "Merry
Christmas". The little devils also enter the stage and everyone – including the Virgin and Saint
Joseph – hold hands and bow to the audience.)
