Alright, everyone, let’s settle down because today, we’re about to
unveil something that’s been cooking behind the scenes for quite
some time now. And no, I’m not talking about that midnight maggie
you made last night. I’m talking about something way bigger, way
better, and way more exciting—our very own The Chronicles, Volume
5!
Now, for those who’ve been around, you know The Chronicles isn’t
just a newsletter. It’s an experience. And for those who are new,
well… welcome to the coolest thing you’re about to be a part of! Trust
me, by the end of this, you’ll be waiting for the next volume just like we
wait for the last five minutes of class to end."
1. Events at a Glance – Flashback, but Make it Fun!
"Okay, let’s play a quick game. Raise your hand if you attended at
least one event by the commerce department this year. Now, keep
your hand up if you attended more than three… five… okay, wow,
some of you really live here, huh?
For those who might have missed out on some epic moments, don’t
worry! The Chronicles has got your back.
From guest lectures where we nodded wisely pretending to
understand advanced finance, to fests where we competed like our
CGPA depended on it—this section captures all the events that
shaped our department this year. Whether you were a participant, an
organizer, or that one person who just came for the free food (we see
you), this section is your personal yearbook of all things commerce!"
2. What's Going Around – The Future, The Trends, The Drama!
"Alright, tell me honestly—how many of you have spent an
embarrassing amount of time scrolling through Instagram, watching
reels about AI, digital marketing, the stock market, or maybe... that
‘how to get rich quick’ guru who somehow owns 10 sports cars?
The What’s Going Around section is basically that—but
better—because it actually makes sense.
Here, we talk about the trends that are ruling today’s internet and the
industry. AI, blockchain, the latest market crash, startups making
headlines, and everything that has the potential to shape the future. If
you’ve ever wondered what the next big thing is going to be—this
section is where you find your answers. No clickbait, just pure and
valuable insights!"
3. Faculty Corner – Because Learning Never Stops!
Now, we all know the faculty members we love listening to in
class—yeah, the ones who make even the dullest topics sound
interesting. The Faculty Corner is where they bring their knowledge to
us in a way that’s beyond the classroom.
Here you'll find 'Oh wow, I actually want to learn more about this' in
this section. From finance to entrepreneurship to life lessons that go
beyond textbooks—this section is your shortcut to some wisdom
without the pressure of an upcoming test!"
4. Student Corner – Where Your Words Find a Home!
Now, here’s a section that truly belongs to you! The Student Corner is
💭
where voices from across the university come together—ideas,
perspectives, and stories that deserve to be heard. Whether it’s
thought-provoking opinions, creative expressions, or insightful takes
on current issues, this space is all about showcasing the talent within
our student community.
And who knows? As you flip through the pages, you might just find
your own name in there—or maybe a friend’s!
5. The Memes Section – Because College is a Comedy Show
Okay, let’s be real for a second. College life is basically a sitcom. We
have the dramatic friend circle, the last-minute assignment panics, the
"I’ll study tomorrow lies", and the occasional existential crisis over
‘what am I doing with my life?’
And that’s why we have The Memes Section! Because sometimes, the
best way to deal with stress is to just laugh at how relatable our
struggles are. And If you don’t find at least one meme that hits too
close to home… Are you even a college student?"
6. Let’s Play – Because We Deserve Some Fun!
"And finally, we wrap it up with something for you—the Let’s Play
section. If you love brain teasers, quizzes, puzzles, or just testing how
much random knowledge you have, this is where you go.
It’s like those BuzzFeed quizzes we secretly enjoy but actually useful.
So take a break, challenge yourself, and see if you can crack the
games we’ve lined up for you!"
So there you have it ! The Chronicles, Volume 5—your go-to
newsletter for everything: commerce, trends, faculty wisdom, memes,
and of course, a little bit of fun.
Now, I would like Kanak and Prachi to take over.
