Christmas Theater

Scenario: Santa Claus's kitchen with a fireplace, an armchair, a pile of cushions, a table with
cups, pot, saucers, towel, box with cards, gift list (kitchen roll).

Beginning: Santa Claus is sitting by the fireplace reading the list of presents and begins to grumble to himself...

Santa Claus - It's always the same thing... every year the same thing... everyone asks for gifts and no one remembers to
Wow! They leave me some cookies and milk, but a little gift, not even a glimpse... (turns to the audience) What do you all think?
Just?!

They knock on the door...

Santa Claus - Who is he? It must be someone asking for something... He forgot to include it on the list... (gets up and goes)
open the door)

Pirate - It's me, the pirate Malacueco! Can I come in?

Santa Claus – Well...

Pirate - What a bad mood! (makes a face at the audience) I came to give you a souvenir, my hook! It might be that I...
fix it and I no longer need him...

Santa Claus - What for!? Only if it's to hang a ham (starts to spin, sees the hook and pulls it towards him)
waste box). Do you want to drink something? A little milk? Sit down there...

The pirate picks up the pillow and sits on the floor after serving himself from the teapot.

Someone is heard knocking at the door again, and before he sits down, Santa Claus goes to open it.

Santa Claus – Ouch! Again!! (turns to the audience) Don't tell me it's the little ham for the hook!! Who is it?

Cowboy - It's me... did I hear something about ham?! (starts to smell) I brought you a rope, do you like it? (and starts to jump and
drive with her)

Santa Claus - It might come in handy when one of the reindeer escapes from me... Come on, sit down for a little milk... (and pull the rope)
for the waste box)

The Cowboy takes the pillow and sits on the floor next to the pirate after pouring himself from the kettle.

Santa Claus is sitting by the fireplace... The Mermaid enters without knocking and goes to the fireplace to warm herself.

Mermaid - How warm! They are here and didn't invite me!? (sad and discouraged) Get Santa Claus, it's for...
hear the bottom of the sea!

Santa Claus – Come on, don’t be like that… (puts the conch shell to his ear, strangely hears nothing, shrugs his shoulders) No
I hear nothing! Can we eat, at least!? It's just that I'm feeling really hungry (rubbing my belly). Sit with us.
that I still haven't been able to drink my milk....

Put it in the waste box and knock on the door. In comes Princess Unicorn hopping all happily...

Unicorn Princess - Santa Claus, my dear! I miss your beard so much...(and will run her hand over his beard)
beard
Santa Claus - Well, this one is definitely here to ask me for something... what do you want?

Unicorn Princess – Nothing, just offering you my horn... and showing you my new pet, Floquinho...

Santa Claus - (Santa Claus puts on the forehead) Can you read thoughts? (goes to those who are sitting) Or is it
just to decorate? (and starts to nudge next to the unicorn)

Unicorn Princess - Leave those jokes aside, I'm just going to have some milk. (lifts her front legs and goes)

Place it in the waste box and enter the Greek God with much noise (sound of X-rays and stomping feet)

Greek God - I am the Greek God, kneel before me... (whoever is there trembles with fear and kneels down with the
head on the ground

Santa Claus - Here he comes again with his grandeur... and my back won't let me kneel...

Greek God - Take this lightning... may this lightning strike you!!!

Santa Claus - Only if it's to light the fireplace or punish the elves...

The Greek God picks up the pillow and sits on the floor after pouring himself from the kettle.

Cinderella–(peeking at the door) What was that noise? Can I come in?

Santa Claus – Come in, come in,... this was the only thing missing...

Cinderella – I am going to offer you my shoe...

Santa Claus - Only one?! And with my calluses and my big toe... this surely won't work for me, nor for my ...
woman... Join them.

Cinderella grabs the cushion and sits on the floor after serving herself from the kettle.

Cat –(sneaking at the door) Hello, meow!!! I come to bring you a little fish for dinner...

Santa Claus – Thank you, but this doesn't even cover the hole in my tooth... Do you want a little milk?...

The cat grabs the cushion and sits on the floor, after serving itself from the kettle.

Ladybug –(flies into the room) It's Christmas! It's Christmas!

Santa Claus - (with a strange face) Remembered...

Ladybug – Take this flower as proof of my love...

Santa Claus - Look, I already have a wife... don't put me to work...

The ladybug picks up the pillow and sits on the floor, after serving itself from the kettle.

The Rabbit enters running from one side to the other saying:

Rabbit - I'm late! I'm late!

Santa Claus - Late for what?!

Rabbit - For my Christmas dinner... lend me your sleigh! I'll give you my watch...

Santa Claus – Neither one nor the other... just go and drink a little milk to calm yourself.
The rabbit grabs the pillow and sits on the floor, after pouring from the teapot.

Devil - Can I come in? AH! AH! AH! I come in peace but don't irritate me...

Santa Claus - Thank goodness... otherwise I would have to call my wife!

Devil – Take this reminder to punish the boys who behave badly (and give him a horn)

Santa Claus - Another horn... what beautiful gifts (to disdain the gifts)

Devil - Do you want me to warm up the milk for you? (and sits down with the colleagues)

Panda –(enters with karate tricks) Hi! Hi! Hello!

Santa Claus - I didn't ask for karate lessons...

Panda –I will offer you a bamboo from my land... be careful that there is no other like it, it is very special!!!

Once again, Santa looks at the gift and sends it to the box. The Panda is going to sit down.

Flamingo–(enters singing) Special delivery Tops! Santa Claus, CONGRATULATIONS! You are going to be a wonderful dad!(and delivers-
the baby

Santa Claus – (starts to stutter) Sa…nta….cla…us…

Flamingo – Go, don't be like that.... I'll help you.... (and takes the baby over to the others)

(The Dwarf opens the door and falls asleep leaning against it while standing)

Santa Claus - Shhh... (and gives him a scare) Ah!!!!

Dwarf - Sorry... Grab a pillow... (yawns)... Leith... (and goes sleepwalking towards the colleagues)

Santa Claus locks the door so no one else can enter and sits down with the others. Everyone is talking in
great joy until Santa Claus sits in his chair and says:

Santa Claus - Finally peace! This Christmas I received gifts, but better than that, I had the company of my
friends.

They rise up and sing "Honey Cakes"

Characters:

Maria Leonor - devil - already has the costume and will offer an elastic band with horns

Leonardo - cowboy - already has the outfit and will offer the rope (from school?)

Sara - the street - already has the clothes and will offer a little fish (Martm)

Leonor Quintas - rabbit - Already has clothes and will give a wall clock (from the school?)

Maria Beatriz - Cinderella - already has the dress and will offer the shoe (Leonor Q.)

Gonçalo – Greek God – already has clothes and will give the lightning (needs to be done)

Matlde - pirate - already has clothes and will offer the hook (Sara)

Leonor Cruz – unicorn princess – already has a dress and will offer the horn
Daniela - ladybug - already has clothes and is going to offer a flower (Maria Leonor)

Maria João - mermaid - already has a dress and is going to offer a seashell (Leonor Q.)

Martm - a dwarf - is going to bring the clothes and offers a cushion.

David – panda - already has clothes and is going to offer a bamboo stick.

Beatriz - unicorn - already has clothes

Leonor Pinho - flamingo - already has clothes and will give a baby animal (Sara)