Shrek 2

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Once upon a time in a very very far kingdom, there was a king and a queen who had been
blessed with a beautiful girl. Everyone in the kingdom felt happy until it got dark.
It was then, when they saw that every night the princess was the victim of a terrible spell.
Desperate, they sought help from a Fairy Godmother, who told them to lock up the
young princess in a tower and they will wait for the kiss of the handsome Charming Prince. It would be him,
who would undertake the dangerous journey, enduring relentless winds and infernal deserts,
traveling many days and nights, putting their life at risk to reach the lair of the
dragon, since he was the bravest and most handsome in the whole kingdom.
And it was written that his kiss would break the terrible spell. Only he could reach the last.
the room of the tallest tower, I would enter the princess's chambers, would cross the room until
to reach its dormant silhouette and behind a delicate curtain would find ...
What?
Princess Fiona?
No!
- Oh, you scared me! Where is it?
On their honeymoon.
Honeymoon? With whom?

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Home, sweet home! Just you ... and me and
- W-w-well, poor donkey...
Donkey?
- Shrek! Fiona! What a pleasure to see you again! Give me a hug, mischievous love machine.
Look at Shrek's lady. Is there no kiss for the steed?
- Donkey! What are you doing here?
It's just that here I'm only taking care of the love nest.
So, I suppose you checked the email and watered the plants?
Yes, and I fed the fish.
But I don't have fish.
Now you have them. I named one Shrek and the other Fiona. That Shrek is really tough.
chinmenmenchón.
Ah, look at the time. The best thing about visits is when they leave.
What? Aren't you going to talk to me about your old lady? Sorry, about your trip?
By the way, shouldn't you be at home with your dragon?
Oh, yes. Well, I don't know. I've been a bit down lately. So I decided to
move here.
Donkey, you know that you will always be welcome...
But Fiona and I are now married, and we need time to be together...
private... alone.
I understand, I understand. Don't worry about anything. I will always be here to be.
sure that no one bothers you.
Donkey.
What's up, bro?
 - You annoy me.
Ah, this is good, this is good... Anyway, I had already made plans with Pinocchio.
watch the football. So, if you want to see us on Sunday to have some tacos of
crunchy pork rind, let's go.

It will pass. Now, what were we talking about? Oh, I think I remember. Donkey!
- I know, I know. "Alone". I'm leaving, I've already left. But, what do I say to the whole gang?

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Enough, Rogelio.
Dear Princess Fiona:
We await you in the faraway kingdom for the royal ball in honor of your
marriage, in which the king will give the royal blessing to you and your... Charming Prince.
With love, the king and queen of Very-very far away, that is, mom and dad.
Mom and Dad?
Charming Prince?
Royal ball? Will they let me in?
We are not going to go.
What?!
I mean, don't you think they could get an attack when they see you like this?
- Well, maybe it will surprise you, but they are my parents, Shrek. They love me. Don't worry. About you.
they will also adore you.
- How long do you think, my dear, that I will not be welcomed in high society?
Don't talk nonsense. It's not like that.
So, explain to me, why did they send a cast of Swan Lake?
Yes, please. At least give them the chance.
Yes, what? What do they sharpen their knives for?
No, they just want to give you their blessing.
Ah, of course. I need your blessing.
Well, if you want to be part of this family, yes.
- And who says I want to be part of this family?
Well, you, when you married me.
I don't remember what has already been stated in the contract.
- Is that your answer? Aren't you going to go?
Believe me, it's not a good idea. We're not going and that's my final word.

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Come on, Shrek, or we're going to get caught in traffic.
Don't worry. We'll neglect the hovel.
I will, I will... Horse that is ordered to trot, yes, horse that is ordered not to trot. Horse that is
I send him, I send him a donkey. More, more, more to trot, and to trot. More, more, more to
trot, to trot. Guaco, guaco, guaco-bad guaco. Guaco, guaco, guaco-bad, yay!

Are we almost there?

No.
Almost there?
Not now.
 Are we there yet?
Yes.
Really?
No!
Are we there yet?
Not yet.
Are we almost there? I didn't find it funny. Don't mimic me. That's why nobody likes ogres.
Well, I'm not playing anymore. I'm going to shut my mouth.
- ¡Al fin!
Stay away, Shrek. And they didn't even show us a movie.
The land of Far Far Away. That's where we're going - far far away.
Okay, I get it. I'm not a fool. The thing is, I get bored.
Well, find something to entertain yourself... Five minutes. Could you stop being a fool for just
Five minutes? Are we almost there?
Yes.
Ah, finally!

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5
- Look, welcome to Very-very Far Away. Here there must be barrels of caviar and actors of
Champagne! Ma'am, what time are you going to get the bread?
Maps, maps to reach the stars.
To live happily ever after. Fairy Godmother. I see we are no longer in the swamp.
- Goodbye, dolls. Enjoy me because I am leaving. Come on, who put on the horns! Look, over there
There is the messy-haired Rapunzel. And over to the left is Cinderella's canton. That's for sure.
what it is to visit the stars.
We announce the highly anticipated return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband.
Well, they are here.
They are here.
Go ahead, I'm going to park the car.
Sky, do you still think it's a good idea?
Sure, look, my parents are happy to see us.
Where did this pair come from?
It seems to me that it is our little one.
- Not little at all. It's a major problem. Wasn't the Prince going to kiss her?
Charming and to break the spell?
Well, he's not a Charming Prince, but at least Fiona looks...
- Happy? We're back and we've already seen you. Let's go before they start lighting the...
torches.
They are my parents.
Love, they locked you in a tower.
Yes, but it was because of my own...
Good. Now is the time. Let's go back inside and let them know we are not here.
Jarold. You have to be...
Quick. They are distracted. We can run out.
Yeah, Shrek. That's enough. You're going to turn out to be a...
Disaster! No way...
You can do it...
But really...
Really...
Yo...
- ...
no...
- ...
I want...
- ...
to be...
- ...
here.
- Mom! Dad! I present to you my husband - Shrek.
- Well, now I see where Fiona got her charms.

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Sorry.
I always say: 'better outside than inside', right, Fiona? It's good, right? I don't think so.
- How do you not have the guest list? Don't you know who I am? Hey, what's up?
How are you? Thank you for waiting for me. It's just that there was no place to park.
No, no. Bad donkey. Get down, get down from there.
No, no, no, dad. It's okay. Donkey is coming with us. He helped rescue me from the dragon.
- Yes, it’s me. The noble steed. Waiter, bring a little plate for the steed.
Oh, what a nightmare!
Shrek!
- Oh, I'm sorry. Delicious soup, mother-in-law.
No, no, no, darling.
- Well, Fiona, tell us, where do you live?
Well, Shrek owns some land. Right, darling?
Ah, yes. I own an enchanted forest abundant in squirrels and cute little ducklings.
What? Don't tell me you're talking about a swamp?
Donkey!
The ogre of a swamp. How original!
I suppose, is it a good place to raise your children?
It's a bit hasty to think about that, don't you think?
Indeed, we are eating.
Hey, Jarold!
What does that mean?
Dad! It's wonderful, isn't it?
Well, for someone of your kind...
My type?
- Voy a mi arbolito.
The dinner is ready.
Better, I squeeze hard.
Enjoy your meal!
Oh, bon appétit! Greek food!
Well, what are we waiting for if we're hungry? Let everyone start!
Yeah, I'll get in and fill up...
- And I suppose any grandchild that can be expected from you would be...
Ogre. Yes.
Although that wouldn't be bad at all. Or yes, Jarold.
Oh, no, no, no. Of course not. Well, that is unless they eat their own children.
Dad!
Ah, it turns out it’s worse to eat them than to lock them in a tower.
Shrek, enough.
I did that because I love her.
Of course, and he took her to the dragon's nursery.
You wouldn't understand it because you are not his father.
What a pleasure when the family gathers for dinner!