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T. Murph

realtmurph138K followersLast updatedย 1/17/2026
Welcome to Team T. Murph๐ŸŽค Iโ€™m a stand-up comedian, star of Huluโ€™s WOKE ๐Ÿ“บ + Tonight Show Follow @tmurph IG/TikTok + @tmurphfanpage FB Houston 12/28โฌ‡
Easiest way to get views and engagement on social media! ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ #socialmedia #socialmediagrowth #fyp #explorepage #growthhacks

Tips for personal and professional growth.

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I remember when you could just grab stuff at Walmartโ€ฆ.Now everything behind glass like itโ€™s priceless๐Ÿคฃ #shopping #stores #walmart #thief

Exploration of Walmart's history and origins.

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These kids call us from school ALL DAY LONG! I couldnโ€™t call my mama unless I was dying ๐Ÿคฃ #parenting #mom #dad #school #millenialmom

Ever wonder if kids call their parents from school too much these days? This hilarious take from @TMURPH dives into the modern parenting dilemma. From allergy medicine requests to dodging COVID scares, this dad hilariously recounts why kids need to toughen up! Watch now for a laugh and relatable parenting moments.

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WE ALL knew what this meant! These kids donโ€™t know NOTHING๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ #millennialdad #genz #momlife #90skids #dadlife

Millennial dad humor through testing and memes.

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That eyelash is a different type of pain ๐Ÿ˜ฉWhy is it so SHARP๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ #lash #eyelashes #adult #mom #funny

Emotional moments in basketball with background music.

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Costco be likeโ€ฆ.find it if you can๐ŸคฃI know where it was the last time but we wanted to challenge you๐Ÿ˜‚ #tmurph #costco #costcofinds #shopping #bulkshopping

Ever feel like Costco is playing hide-and-seek with your favorite items? This comedian hilariously captures the struggle of navigating the ever-changing aisles of Costco! Watch as he describes the 'game' Costco plays, moving products to new locations, sometimes high up, turning your shopping trip into a treasure hunt. If you've ever spent an extra 20 minutes searching for something you *knew* was there last week, you'll relate to this funny take on the Costco experience. Get ready to laugh and maybe strategize your next Costco run!

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The math ainโ€™t mathing in this housing market๐Ÿ˜ณ #tmurph #homeownertips #rentalproperty #mortgage #rent

Realtor memes about property listings.

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What kind of bullies are these? ๐Ÿ˜’ #mom #dad #parenting

A humorous take on modern bullying memes.

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I don't know about you but we fight as a family over here๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #momlife #dadlife #realdads #momsofig #FYP

Dad jokes reaction to kids fighting.

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Health Insurance Covers What Exactly? ๐Ÿค” #HealthInsurance #MedicalBills #AdultingProblems #MillennialLife #ParentLife

Motivational speech with humor and health insurance themes.

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Owning a house cost TOO MUCH! #homebuyingtips #homeowner #homerepair

Humorous insights on homeownership experiences.

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What youโ€™re not gonna do is gaslight me๐Ÿคฃ #mom #dad #parenting #millennial #80sbaby

Humorous take on parenting amnesia.

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I tried the โ€œGentle Parentingโ€ thing for about 15 minutes... it didnโ€™t take. ๐Ÿคฃ #Parenting #Relatable #DadLife #Comedy #OldSchool

T. Murph hilariously snatches his daughter's door off the hinges in this viral comedy skit! Watch as he lays down the law, explaining why privacy is a privilege, not a right, when you're living under his roof. This funny dad moment is relatable for any parent dealing with teenage attitude and slammed doors. Get ready for laughs as he threatens her with a sheet 'door' and reminds her who pays the bills! #comedy #parenting #funny #fatherdaughter #relatable #viral #skit

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Is it just my kidsโ€ฆ or do kids randomly smell like theyโ€™ve been doing side quests all day? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ #ParentLife #MomLife #DadLife #RaisingKids #KidsBeLike

Is body odor taking over? This hilarious rant tackles the *urgent* need for teenagers to embrace deodorant! Watch as he compares skipping deodorant to forgetting your asthma inhaler โ€“ a public health hazard! He humorously urges everyone to apply deodorant multiple times a day, morning, noon, and night, to avoid offending innocent bystanders. This funny take on personal hygiene is a must-watch!

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When the car behind keeps making all the SAME TURNS YOU MAKE๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฉ #stalker #svu #fyp #question #adultlife

Ever get that feeling you're being followed? This hilarious take explores the paranoia of driving and wondering if that car behind you is just going the same way, or plotting something sinister! Watch as he hilariously breaks down the exact number of turns it takes before he's convinced he's in a real-life episode of SVU. Is he overreacting, or are his instincts spot on? You decide! Perfect for a quick laugh and relatable driving anxieties.

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