Litch King’s Feast!

A one-night kitchen caper for the 1100 Words TTRPG Kitchen Jam 2025

The Lich King rises at midnight! You’ve got an hour, a rusty cleaver, and absolutely no idea how to turn Kraken ink into béarnaise. Good luck.

WHAT’S ON THE MENU?

• Rules that fit on a napkin – Roll 2d6 + stat, scream when it goes wrong.  
• Six playable “Monster Skins” – Goblin scullions, skeletal butlers, ooze dishwashers, and other culinary disasters.  
• Twenty ridiculous ingredients – From Were-Cheese Wheels to Banshee Breath, each worth precious Feast Points.  
• The OOPS! Table – Rubber chickens, body swaps, flaming eyebrows … the usual.  
• Useless Junk generator – Because every hench-mon needs a glow-in-the-dark toenail collection.

INSPIRATIONS

This silly romp tips its chef’s hat to KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY! by 9th Level Games. All hail King Torg—*all hail!*

AI DISCLOSURE

AI was used to generate the pretty pictures in this game. It was also used to support the ideation process for several of the random tables.