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今天,在公司,屁意来袭,想演一下逗大家乐一乐,装作后座力太大,腰突出去的样子。结果,声音有点大,演技有点浮夸,把腰给闪了,倒地上半天起不来。现在公司都流传着有个蠢逼放屁闪到腰的传说。辞职信已交
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那时候迷恋上网,和一哥们通宵!戈一下吧.,:,第二天早上准备回家,发现他刚买的山地车被偷了!郁闷的家都不敢回!后来过了几天,我们一伙在广场等人一起通宵,这时有个二逼过来问我要车不要,哈哈,没错!那车正是我朋友丢的!最后一晚上啥也没干,光tm顾得打那货了!
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