Monon Behavior

DIEGO MANNA

MB

MONON BEHAVIOR

Diego Manna, Monon behavior

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isbn 978-88-96400-00-5 (printed edition)

isbn 978-88-96400-26-5 (ePub edition)

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MB MONON BEHAVIOR

A magazine for the exchange of news, information and monades between sciementist of the world.

Registered TS-Monad No.6106990, Spritz cocal, Triest.

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Monon Behavior is published eight time a year: the approximate publication date are co ne gira, co gavemo voia, co gavemo bale, co xe el quel, in occasion dela quela, doman, faremo, se no farà romolo.

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Back numbers

Many back numbers from 1998 are still available. Photocopies can be provided also. If you have finished your toilet paper, maybe they can be very useful.

Contributors

The editor welcome original contributions, which may be of any length, but not too long and smarrooning. They must be written with OpenOffice that is a gratis and must be impaginated as we want, so we don’t have to do fadiga to resize and reorganize them. Contributions should be accompanied by photographs, figures and tables where appropriate. Contributions from female authors must be accompanied by photographs and telephone number of the author. The editor reserves the right to alter the material whitout prior consultation se no ghe piasi. The editor reserves the right to use the paper as toilet paper se ghe scampa.

Opinion expressed by contributors are their own and we don’t want longhi.

All riferiments about furlans are only monades and we don’t want ciapar lignade next time we pass the Isonzo.

Cover illustration: A ring-tailed lemur (Lemur catta) trying a clanfa at Barcola, demostrating how this triestin endemism is fastly spreading, having reached even the Madagascar fauna (e allora… muovi!).

Editorial

When I was an alien

cultures weren’t opinions

[K. Cobain]

We live in time of crisis. All say that the international situation is very longhi, the fuel prices are high, the bank are fallind, the cocals are increasing in number and are becaming very aggressive toward people. The world population grow faster and faster and maybe very soon there will not be resources for everyone. Nuclear disaster are behind the corner, natural cataclysms are everyday on the newspaper and the tocai must change its name. There is more internet and less cabernet, more days than luganighes, more luganighes than cevapceecee and more frico than jota. The Mappets football team have won two matches consecutiv and some player of Udinese are in the national team. All these things are avvising