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You’re not a real founder because you raised $500k and bought a merch. The real startup milestones are not glamorous, not on pitch decks… but they hurt a little. Funding isn’t the milestone. The chaos is. Here's my unofficial list of startup milestones: 1) Buying the domain because that’s all you can afford. 2) Creating first@company.com like you’re suddenly a Fortune 500. 3) Switching from personal laptops with 47 tabs open to actual company issued MacBooks. (don't forget the stickers) 4) Adding your first cursed custom Slack emoji. 5) Realizing onboarding has to be more than “here’s your desk.” 6) Filling a conference room for the first time and pretending you have a plan. 7) Upgrading from bags of flossers to a real dental plan. 8) When the office humor gets… legally reviewed. 9) Getting sued. (Congrats...you’re officially legit.) 10) HR actually exists now, and so do policies. 11) Making it home for dinner once a week and feeling like a hero. 12) Closed-toed shoes. Enough said. 13) The snack stash is no longer beef jerky and a rogue K-Cup. 14) Sales stops being “me on Zoom calls” and becomes an actual team. 15) Your first mat/pat leave policy, and realizing how behind you were. 16) Not sweating payroll at 2 a.m. 17) First news hit. Your mom shares it on Facebook. 18) Making 30 under 30 and somehow not going to jail. (that last one is tough for most) These are the real inflection points. They’re unglamorous, chaotic, and slightly ridiculous, but they’re what separate a logo on a slide from a company that survives. IYKYK What’s the most unhinged “milestone” that told you your startup was growing up?