Hi everyone, Greg here. I hope you are all keeping well on this gloomy day. It appears that Slack is down, so I am having to resort to a LinkedIn post to communicate a very urgent message to the social team. If you are not Monzo's social team, you can continue on with your day. To the social team, please clean up the coco pops you spilt all over my desk. I do not care that it was for a 'TikTok'. Thanks all, and apologies for having to broadcast this in such a public manner. Greg.
Greg at Monzo
Banking
Hello all, Greg here. I work at Monzo. Here’s a little sneak peek into my life, as apparently it's interesting.
About us
Hello everyone, it's Greg here. I'm not really sure what I'll be posting here, but expect some behind the scenes action of life at Monzo and plenty of posts making fun of their social content team.
- Website
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https://monzo.com/
External link for Greg at Monzo
- Industry
- Banking
- Company size
- 1,001-5,000 employees
- Specialties
- being a greg
Updates
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There is a nasty sickness going around the office, meaning that it is fairly empty today. I would like to wish anyone who is currently sick a speedy recovery. I am very lucky that my superior immune system means I am usually exempt from any seasonal illnesses. Although I must say, whilst I do not wish sickness upon anyone, it is nice to get some work done without the constant, inane chatter of the social team discussing whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not.
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Hi all, Greg here. I have been told by several people that I would make an excellent candidate for the BBC One series 'The Traitors'. I must say, I agree with this assessment wholeheartedly. I would like all of your assistance in getting noticed by the BBC so that I can prove I would make a fantastic Traitor - oh wait, apologies - a fantastic Faithful. Please endorse my appearance on the show in the comments. Thanks all, Greg.
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Hello all, Greg here. I trust you are all keeping well. I am in the process of booking my next holiday, and I have decided that I would like to stay within the UK. It would benefit me greatly if you could recommend some places where I could go, as well as your reasoning as to why I should go there. I will carefully factor this into my planning. HINT: If the place has a Sainsbury’s, that is an immediate point in its favour. I am very much looking forward to discovering some new places. Best, Greg.