50 MOBILE SMS

1- Pathan darakht par charha to opar bundar nay pocha:

opar kayoon ayaan aein?!
pathan apple khanay
bundar: yah to aam ka darakht hai.
pathan: salaya, apple sath laya hoon.
2- Eak gher'nawabi arrang marriage:
500000 shadi par
100000 haq mehar
aur
shadi rasoom par 50000
shadi kay pehlay teen din ka kharcha 6,50000
yaeni arrange shadi kay eak din ka kharcha 216666 6667
eak ghantay ka kharcha 9027.77778
eak mint ka kharcha 150.462963
uof toba toba
love marriage seraf 120 ropay ka stamp paper
eak public service message from
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the students of account and finance
invest your own rick
have a love day
3- doctor :aap ka aur aap ki baigham ka blood group eak hi nikla hai.
mareez: zahir hai 20 saal say maira khoon pi rahi hai... eak hi hona chahi
ay.
4- shadi ka anjam: laboob kabeer
love ka anjam: laboob kabeer
5- mobile aur ptcl main kya faraq hai?
donoon picha paal hain.
pathan nay jawabun kaha
6- subh ka bhola sham ko khali jaieb lot kar ghar aata hai
sham ka bhola subh ko bhari jaieb ghar lot kar aata hai
7- car say choza takra giya.
eak admi chozay ko ghar lay aaya aur pinjray main band kar diya.
chozay ko hosh aa'ya to bola, " ha'ay Allah jail ho gae. lagta hai car dri
ver mar giya hai."
8- doctor: aap bilkul mairi tisri bivi jaisi lagti hain
larki: oh really!
aap ki kitni biviaan hain?!
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Doctor: doo
9- William Nargis says in her book Diwan-e-Faraz,
"Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are more paid th
an the experienced ones."
10- "If you built an army of 100 loin and their leader is a dog, the lion will
die like dogs. But if you built an
army of 100 dogs and their leader is a lion, the dogs will live lions.
11- I love you
yes i love you
sachi mochi i love you
belive me i love you
koyoon'kah doctoroon ka kehna hai kah pagloon ka ilaj piyar say hota hai.
12- eak admi pathan say: ptcl aur mobael main kya farq hai
pathan bohat soch kar: ptcl main nambar ongli say dael kartay hain aur mob
ael main angootay say
13- borae ki misal aisi hai jaisay pahaar say nichay otarna
ek qadm othao to baqi othtay chalay jatay hain
aur
achae ki misal aisi hai jaisay pahaar par charna.
her qadam pichlay qadam say ziyada mushkal hota hai magar hamaisha bolandi
milti hai.
14- eak pakistani international cooking kay moqabay kay liay giya. kafi dair t
ak khali karahi main chamcha chalata raha,
judge: kya bana rahay ho?
pakistani: phudu
15- what is your opinion about this:
zahein larka+zahein larki = Dosti
baiwaqoof larka+zahein larki = love
zahein larka+baiwaqoof larki = dates
baiwaqoof larla+baiwaqoof larki =marriage
16- Dost ka piyar kisi dua say kam nahain hota. Woh chahe door hi kayoon na ho
to gham nahain hota.
Piyar main aksar dosti kam hoti hai par dosti main piyar kabhi kam nahain
hota
17- eak admi nay eak bazurg say pocha kah janab jab hamari qismat pehlay say li
khi hoe hai to hamain
dua magnay ki kya zarorat hai?
bazurg nay jawab main kaha, ho sakta hai tairi qismat main yahhi likha ho
kah jab tu dua mangay ga tab hi tuje mile ga.
18- sardar nay a to z english sikh li:
a: apple
b: bara apple
c: chota apple
d: dosra apple
e: ek hoor apple
f: phir apple
g: ganda apple
h: hara apple
i: inda da apple
j: jaipur da apple
k: kaghzi applke
l: laal apple
m: mitha apple
n: nawaan apple
o: okha apple
p: pilpala apple
q: queta da apple
r: ral mil kay khan aala apple
s: sada apple
 t: taqat'war apple
u: undaikha apple
v: veer da apple
w: wada apple
x: max da apple
y: yar da apple
z: zindabad apple
19- If people criticise you, hurt you or shout at you don't get bothered. just r
emember;
in ever game eudience makes the noice, not the players.
20- pathan aur gadhay main teen batain common hoti hain:
a- bachpun main donoon khoob'surat hotay hain
b- bachpun hi say mehnati hotay hain
c- baray ho kar donoon tarnsport ka kaam kartay hain
21- choor eak ghar main chori karnay giya. tajuri pay likha howa tha "tijori ko
tornay ki zarorat nahain.
440# lagao aur samnay walay laal batan ko daba doo. tijori khol ja'ay gi."
jaiay hi os nay laal batan dabaya alarm baja aur police aa gae.
jatay waqt choor malik say bola: "maan qasam, aaj insaniat say itbaar oth
giya hai."
22- aqal kya hoti hai?!
aasma nay kaha, bolandi
zamein nay kaha, wase
aur
pathan nay kaha: woh kya hoti hai?!
23- Sardar to his son: baita tuoon shaiar da potar ein tay mein shaiar aan.
Son: bapu tadaan sakool vich miss mainoon kehndi ay,
oay ! tu mainoon janwar di olaad lagda ein.
24- pathan fighter pilot kamyabi kay baad apna jahaz land karnay pay bohat kush
howa.
nichay otarnay pay staff nay ossay hathoon hath liya aur airman oski ward
i otarnay main madad karnay laga.
pathan (fakhar say) aaj mein nay india kay 4 jihaz, 2 helicopter aur 1 aa
b'dooz ko tabah kiya hai likin sir ji aap nay
eak ghalti kar di hai.
pathan konsi?
airman: bas essi khushi main aap india hi land kar ga'ay hain.
25- 100 pathan eak kashti main sawar thay, kah achanak kashti rok gae
aur
sab doob ga'ay
kaisay?
pathan thay na,
dhakka laganay nichay otar ga'ay
26- Janab Ameer (a s) farmatay hain:
dunya main os hath ki tara na bano jo eak khoob'surat phool ko torta hai
magar os phool ki tara ban jao jo tornay walay ko bhi khushbu daita hai.
27- I like three things in my life:
a. biryani
b. coca cola
c. you
 reason:
biryanig for eathing
coca cola for drinking
&
you,
soniya bartan taira piyo manjay ga?!
28- eak 75 saal ki ourat nay akhbar main zarorat-e-reshta ka ishtihar diya.
10 din baad ek letter aaya "amman ji es umar main, reshtay nahain fareshta
y aatay hain.
29- zindgi kay 7 ahum kaam:
a. studies
b. games
c. entertainment
d. love
e.------------------
f. --------------------
g.
love kay baad banda kisi kaam ka nahain rehta
30- sppose i am a book give me title name according to my personality.
send it to ur friends and get intersting titles but reply me first.
31- Farman-e-Ameer (a s):
khoob'surati eak dusray ki baat ko bardasht karna hai, bai'adab insan ta
lash mat karo warna akhailay reh jao gay.
32- Top Pakistani milk containers:
N= 3ltr
V = 2.5 ltr
S=2 ltr
M= 1.5 ltr
D = sample pack
S= family pack
33- bivi: mein mar jaoon gi
shohar: mein bhi mar jaoon ga
bivi: mein to bimaar hoon magar tum kayoon mar jao gay?
shohar: mein itni bari khushi bardast nahain kar pa'oon ga.
34- judge sardar say: tumhara juram sabat ho chuka hai, kal subh 6 bajay tum
ain phansi par latka dya ja'ay ga.
sardar: yah to thek hai magar otara kab ja'ay ga?
35- mein bohat ghareeb hoon mairi bivi mar chuki hai. aap please mujhy 50 Rs
ka load karwa dain.
sender:z+92 420 92 11
balance khape.
36- eak shaikh nay apnay bivi bachoon ka Rs.15 sadqa nikala. Rs. 15 main 85 d
aal kal 100 ka kard lod karwa liya.
37- sardar to sardarni: aj 4 bajay khotiyaan di race ay. mein othay jana piya
n aein.
sardarni: bas rehan diyo turya janda nahain, tay race lao gay.
38- love before marriage: janu tu nahain to mein nahain. mein nahain to tum n
ahain.
after marriage: lay fir aj tu nahain yaan mein nahain.
39- victory is not the proparty of brillants. it is crown for those who thems
elves in front of hard work.
winners never quit, quitters never win. (prof Imran khalid)
40- mummi daidi and baby was siting together.
kayoon?
takh,
mummi daidi say
daidi baby say say
baby mummi say
daidi mummi say
kabhi mobile kay bagher bhi baat kar sakin.
41- time is like a river. you cann't touch the same water twice, because the
flow that has passed will never pass again.
enjoy every moment of life.
42- Janab Ameer (as) ka farman hai:
seraf doo log moqadar walay hotay hain,
eak woh jihain wafa'dar dost mil jata hai
aur
dosray woh jin kay sath maan ki duaein hoti hain
43- mohabat wahid aisa khail hai
mairay dost----------------------,
jo seekh jata hai wohhi haar jata hai.
44- laughing face does not mean that there is absence of sarrow but it means
that there is the ability to deal with sarrows.
45- salam, how are you dear?
maira visa lag gya hai, 3 saal ka.
I am going UK for 3 years on 29th feb 2010.
aap duaoon main yaad rakhna.
46- eak choti se larki dokan'daar kay pas gae aur boli: jab mein bari ho jao
on gi to mujh say shadi karo gay?
dokan'daar hans kar bola: haan karoon ga
larki boli kya apni honay wali bivi ko eak choklet bhi nahai day sakta
y?!
47- raat ki chandni boli: oth daikh kya nazara hai
mein nay kaha rok,
pehlay ek sms kar loon jo tujh say bhi piyara hai
48- aap say request ki jati hai kah garmi ki waja say parinday piyas say ma
rtay hain.
aap bhi bohat saray parindoon ki jan bacha saktay hain.
karna seraf yah hai kah apni chat par kisi bartan main pani rakh dain
.
phir daikhain Allah Pak aap ko es amal ka kitna ajar daita hai.
"shukarrya"
49- this math test will tell you about your favourite personality. but don'
t took at the answer first.
pick one favourite no. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and then multiply by 3 & then
+3 and than multiply 3 again.
now you will get a 2 digit number.
dono digit ko add karo & that will be your favourit personaity.
 1- mirza ghalib
2- salman khan
3- ronaldo
4- Mohammad Ali Jinah
5- brain lara
6- sharukh
7- tomcruse
8- Allama Iqbal
9- Imran Khali
50- when we do a task, we have to cross 3 stages:
a- insult
b- opposition
c. acceptance
fool stop at the 1st.
loser stop at the 2nd.
winner cross the 3rd.
good morning and have a nice day.