SUMMERY:

Two kids were playing

football in their back yard.
Suddenly a huge portal
sucked them to another
galaxy. When they were
there they saw all the
crazy things on earth for
example a tiger that could
fly on clouds. Whats going
to happen next?

Journey to galaxies of
craziness

AGES: Creators: Jordan Pace and

WARNING: THIS BOOK MUST NOT

7+

Aiden Azzopardi

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Pg. 1
Once there were 2 brothers
named Aiden and Jordan playing
a game of football in their back
yard. Suddenly a huge portal
appeared. Exactly near it there
were 2 buttons a green one and a
red one. Aiden pressed the green
button but Jordan pressed the red
one but since red is for danger
the portal sucked them to another
galaxy!

Pg. 2
When their dad came back from work
he didnt see the kids and he said
Well they ran away. AGAIN! When
the kids made it to the galaxy they
started talking in squeaky voices like
a chipmunk! The place was nice
Jordan started running and finally he
stopped at a puddle. He splashed into
the puddle but when he splashed in it
he disappeared!

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Pg. 4

Aiden went splashing into the

Eventually Jordan started eating
puddle to save Jordan. When he
grass because he was in a crazy
splashed into the puddle he
disappeared too! When he was galaxy! Aiden was very surprised
visible again he found himself in so he gave Jordan a slap in the
all the crazy things on earth like a
face and Jordan was then the
tiger flying on clouds! How is that
even possible? So he ran to the crazy trouble maker!
super planes and he found JordanThen Aiden told Jordan about
but doing something crazy!

going back home. Jordan and

Aiden started crying so they

Went near a crying donkey that
does tsunamis every year!

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5

Pg. 7

Finally something came to

Pg.
6
They were so worried that they

them they remembered that even ate cashew nuts rapidly with
dad is home alone because

anger! Jordan even ate them

mom went to a trip to

Maldives

with ketchup and mayonnaise! I

know right! CRAZY! Then
they went walking and bumped
into a wizard with an ice cream
cone as a helmet! They went
talking to him and he told them
that the galaxy is not called
the Milky Way but called
Crazy Galaxy!

Pg. 7
They finally met this man
that had the ability to
create portals! They told him

Pg. 8
Then they met this skateboarder
that wasnt skateboarding with a
skateboard but with a surf board!

about making a portal to send Weird right!

them to another galaxy.

Jordan started eating cashew

Unfortunately the man told

nuts crazily but this time he

them he did not have enough changed into the king of craziness
power to send two kids to

and all the people bowed beyond

another galaxy that is 5 light him! Aiden was now really

years! Miles away! They went confused. He gave Jordan another
in circles and squares to find slap in the face and Jordan now
a portal but they couldnt!

turned into the serious crazy

king!

Pg. 9
The portal, that sucked them
into the crazy galaxy, was

Pg. 10

Crazier galaxy 2

shown again! Jordan and

Aiden went running to it. The
portal took them to another
galaxy. The galaxy was called
Crazier Galaxy 2 that was
5,000,000,000 miles away
from the Milky Way! Thats
like saying 3,000 years away!
Jordan got crazy air sick
that he threw up on Aiden!

This galaxy is 3,000,000 years

away from where you are!

Pg. 11

Pg. 12

Aiden went running to a pond When they made it to Crazy

juba

to wash his face and he gave Mars they said that it looked
Jordan another slap, Jordan mostly like earth same air and all
chipped a tooth and when it

the other stuff they even had

fell on the floor it became a

WI-FI! Crazy Jordan just broke

golden portal they went

the main internet cable and all

running through it because

the satellites. HE IS THE

they thought it was a portal

CRAZIEST BOY IN ALL THE

to home but instead it took

CRAZY GALAXIES! Aiden

them to another galaxy that thought that the climate* might

was only 10,000 years away

have changed a little bit of his

from the Milky Way. And

mind. LOL!

was called crazy mars

*CLIMATE: weather conditions

Pg. 13
Aiden had to find a doctor

Pg. 14
Now they started thinking of

and he went to Dr.Crazy and going back home but Jordan said
told him about Jordan. He

someday we will be there! Aiden

told Aiden he had nothing

got cheered up of what Jordan

but he was crazy because he said but it wasnt good enough to

gave him too much slaps in
the face and because of the
chipped tooth! Aiden was
very sorry for Jordan and
Aiden hugged and apologised.

make him a giant big smile!

Pg. 15
Another portal appeared and
it was silver before Aiden
and Jordan went running.
Jordan stopped Aiden and
knew the meaning of the
portals so that means bronze
means really close, silver
means closer, gold means far
and the other colours were
all 5,000,000,000,000 years
away or more! Aiden did not
believe him all dough Jordan
got an A+ in Geometry.

Pg. 16
They went rushing into the portal
And when they made it to the
other galaxy they saw a solar
system but with 10 planets! That
means they managed to go to the
Craziest of all the galaxies the
galaxy looked familiar they had
Earth but the countries where all
stuck together and had the shape
of aDOG? Now they made to a
pentagonal shaped portal it was in
the sky and Jordan said that it
shoots really far!

Pg.
17

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Pg.
18

They were still flying and

Aiden said that they had to find

right now if they were still

a bronze portal but they wanted

on planet earth it would

to find a wizard first. So they

already be 2098 but since in asked some astronauts to tell

the first galaxy they jumped them where the wizard is. The
in the puddle they were like

wizard was at the other side of

in a time travelling machine!

the galaxy! Then the astronauts

That means exactly as they

took them to the other side the

come on planet earth they

galaxy. When they where there

would be in the second were

they saw a huge castle that was

they were going into the

portal.

made out of black bricks!

Pg. 19
They went in the castle and
the door shut with a bang
Aiden and Jordan where very
scared! In the mean while
their parents where still not
born because it was still
1789! Walking slowly Jordan
almost wet his pants.
Another door was half open
and they went trough it. In
there there was alot of
moode lamps. Near them
there was the wizard.

Pg. 20
The wizard was casting a spell on
Jordan. A crazy spell! Aiden
shouted not so fast! But the
wizard was crazy so he blazed
Aiden into a turtle with a head
of a cat! Jordan shouted what
Aiden shouted and this time
dogged the blaze and went
running to him and broke his
magical items! Jordan told the
wizard You better turn my
brother back!

Pg. 21
The wizard was scared that
he changed Aiden back to a
human and with a new catch
fraze:Boo-yaka-sha! Ok
thats a little way too much
but anyways I kept insisting
for him to make me a good
portal. To go to another
galaxy for me and for my
brother! I gave the wizard a
slap in the face and then he
made us a portal. Oh! And
why are crazy people so lazy?

Pg. 22
When they went into the portal
they made it to mercury! They
could already see earth but if
you know it, Mercury is near the
sun and near the sun it is
extreamly, spontaniously,
ultimately, very and really holt!
Like more than a 100c

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27

28

It was so hot that they both

Burn to death! They ran and ran

started to halusinate. Jordan

started to think that Aiden was
a bar of chocolate and as for
Aiden he was so hungry and
thirsty he couldnt halusinate
right he tought Jordan was a
chair. They both started to
walk in that extremely hot

but it took them longer and

longer after several months (on
earth its like 6 days) they made
it! When they went in they saw a
wizard and told him everything
the wizard sighed the wizard
spoken in some weird language

planet. Then they saw a house

Jordan got his non-global

made of obsidian! They both

translator and typed in what the

went running to it because if

wizard said. They realized that

they stay doing nothing but

he was talking in Blurb-Coop

Pg. 29

Pg. 30

It to point B. Point B was the Chest next to it with a key

hardest cause they had to

inside! So the sign said:

find the portal!

FIND IT OR DONT FIND IT THERE

ARE 4 IRON WEAPONS: a
SWORD OF FIRE AND A SHIELD
OF LIGHTNING, A SWORD OF
SOUND AND A SHIELD OF
HEALTH IN THE CHEST THERES
A KEY, And USE IT TO REVEAL
THE WEAPONS

Finally they found the portal

but there was a sign with a