Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye, Kai

se yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, Jab dil me ho aap har pal ke liye.
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Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal
bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam
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Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?
Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab
bana chadeya
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Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,
Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,
Dil mein kyon na uge yaad teri,
Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.
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Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein, kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin raha
,
Jajbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein, ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva kuch
nahi raha
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Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,
Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi
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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
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Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,
Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,
Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay,
Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai
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Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton KÖHINÖÖR ho gaye.
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Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.
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Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
Pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
Lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
Pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da... Enjoy!
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Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.
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Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane,
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane,
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein,
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
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Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.
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Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
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Judai apki rulati rahegi,
yaad apki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.
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Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota.
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Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashuk asi phasavange.
*********************Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya k
aro,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
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Aap khubsurat hain itne, ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai, hum na
cheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil, aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai. Good Morning.
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Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
*******************Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg
kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye n
ahi banaya hai.
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Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad karte hai.
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Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai wo
h.
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Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da.
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Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla,
PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla,
Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha,
Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha.

Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai,

teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa
rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
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Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.
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Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi.
AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.
Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.
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Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din
raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa.
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Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.
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Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi,
kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.
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Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste, anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hai
n, milne ki khushi de ya na de bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.
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Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de
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Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane
ki.
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.