PRINT MB TongueTwisters 2012
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TONGUE TWISTERS
Tongue twisters can be any length imaginable. Just remember, when you speak a tongue twister, you should read / recite them as follows: Paragraph = once Sentence = twice Any Shorter = 3x or more Weve included some old ones you might have heard before as well as some new ones. Make sure your friends are around when youre reading so they can have a good laugh too.
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Youve no need to light a night-light On a light night like tonight, For a night-lights lights a slight light, And tonights a night thats light. When a nights light, like tonights light, It is really not quite right To light night-lights with their slight lights On a light night like tonight. A tree-toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree-toad, But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree-toad tried to win The three-toed she-toads heart, For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree-toad trod. But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain; He couldnt please her whim. From her tree-toad bower, With her three-toad power, The she-toad vetoed him. Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, Im sure she sells seashore shells.
Soldiers shoulders Unique New York Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat. Rubber baby buggy bumpers Freshly-fried fat ying sh A fat-free fruit oat Greek grapes Which witch is which
A canner exceedingly canny, One morning remarked to his granny, A canner can can Anything that he can, But a canner cant can a can, can he?
Chop shops stock chops. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
A ea and a y ew up in a ue. Said the ea, Let us y! Said the y, Let us ee! So they ew through a aw in the ue. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, Sees saw sawed Soars seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen Sees saw Before See sawed Soars seesaw, Sees saw would not have sawed Soars seesaw. So Sees saw sawed Soars seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because Sees saw sawed Soars seesaw.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I wont wish the wish you wish to wish. Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much. Green glass globes glow greenly. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? She sells seashells by the seashore. I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
SENTENCE TWISTERS
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood. Gerties great-grandma grew aghast at Gerties grammar. Can an active actor always actually act accurately? Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better! Friendly Frank ips ne apjacks. Sams shop stocks short spotted socks.
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott. 2 Ys U R. 2 Ys U B. I C U R. 2 Ys 4 me! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Dont eat with your mouth full! I know a boy named Tate who dined with his girl at eight eight. Im unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight or what Tates tte tte ate at eight eight.
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets? He threw three free throws. If youre keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town. Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran. If colored caterpillars could change their colors constantly could they keep their colored coat colored properly? Bake big batches of bitter brown bread. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washingtons windows with warm washing water.
PARAGRAPH TWISTERS
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Betty Botter had some butter, But, she said, This butters bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-that would make my batter better. So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter. A tutor who tooted the ute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?