Cashmere Mafia 1x01 - Pilot
Cashmere Mafia 1x01 - Pilot
by
Kevin Wade
The kids tear to the couch and start fighting over the remote
and Zoe and Eric book in the other direction, towards the
entry hall and front door.
ERIC
Do we need a Plan B?
ZOE
(irked)
I said Ill make it, Ill make it.
ERIC
Sir, yes sir!
ZOE
Sorry. This associate I brought in
has been nothing but attitude and
excuses. Ive got to pull the
trigger and I hate that.
ERIC
(helpful)
Just think of her as a guy.
ZOE
(piqued)
How do you know its a woman?
ERIC
You tend to get a little soft when
its a sister involved.
ZOE
I mentored her. And Im always
soft.
ERIC
Then give her one more chance.
ZOE
You think?
ERIC
Be the daisy in the barrel of the
gun, today.
ZOE
Sasha has soccer and Luke has a
play date with Jason.
ERIC
Elenas picking up Sasha and Ive
got Luke and Jason.
The kids YELL for her, their running footsteps approach. He
opens the front door, kisses her and eases her outside.
ERIC (CONTD)
Be the daisy.
She makes a clean getaway.
3.
DYLAN RICHARD
Its not perfect if I have to No, for both of us. I think
trek all the way uptown for we should go in on it
sleep-overs. together.
DYLAN
What do you mean?
RICHARD
Dylan, will you move in with me?
In her shock and surprise, she loses her footing and goes
sailing off the treadmill. The other RUNNERS barely bat an
eye. Dylan pops back up and adjusts her headset.
DYLAN
Did I lose you?
EXT. 868 PARK AVE.-DAY
A classic building and a desirable address, limos and
private cars jockeying for pick-ups by the awning.
NARRATOR (VO)
Juliet Draper is the Chief
Operating Officer of Sans Souci
Hotels and Resorts...
INT. JULIETS APARTMENT-MASTER BEDROOM-DAY
High-ceilinged, pre-war, classic. PUSH IN FAST ON JULIET
DRAPER, 39, looking like she just stepped off the cover of
Town and Country; a pro of the old school, mercurial, with
a will of iron neatly concealed by an extroverted feminine
gentility. She is in a bra and panties, holding a dress up
against her and before a full-length mirror. Her husband
DAVIS, 45, WASP good looks kept tanned and fit, is packing a
suitcase.
NARRATOR (VO) JULIET
...grew them into the second What do you think of this for
largest luxury chain behind the benefit Thursday?
the Four Seasons; husband
Davis runs a small fund,
daughter Emilys at Chasen.
DAVIS
(after the slightest
glance)
Perfect.
JULIET
Really?
DAVIS
Really. And besides, you could go
in mom jeans and a Garfield
sweatshirt and youd still be the
classiest woman in the room.
She smiles a little and shakes her head. Then, evenly--
5.
JULIET
Davis? Close your eyes and describe
the dress?
He shrugs, turns his back to her.
DAVIS
(after a moment,
patiently)
Black, beaded around the cleavage
or whatever you call it. Probably
cost more than my new Porsche. Can
I open them now?
JULIET
No.
She drops the dress and melts up against him, suddenly
yearning in her body language and tone. He returns her kiss, *
succumbing to her arousal. She deftly unbuckles his belt and *
pulls him by the waistband to their bed, urgent, erotic-- *
--and a quick RAP on the door is followed by the entrance of
their daughter EMILY, 14, a knockout with a toxic case of
attitude. At the same time--
JULIET (CONTD) EMILY
AAAAAAHHHHH! Gross!
Emily quickly turns her back as Juliet shrugs on a robe.
EMILY
If youre gonna rekindle the flames
or whatever you could at least lock
the door.
DAVIS
(patient)
What is it, Em?
EMILY
She has to meet me in the
Headmasters office after school
today.
JULIET
Why?
EMILY
If I tell you now Ill just have to
listen to your same crap twice. Im
off--
And she goes, trailing resentment like exhaust. Davis hefts
his suitcase.
DAVIS
Id better get moving, call me if
you need me to talk to her.
JULIET
Just take me with you.
6.
DAVIS
You hate Hilton Head. And you have
an empire to run.
JULIET
Right. Love you.
Kisses her, gently, and goes.
EXT. CHLOE PARRISH BUILDING-MIDTOWN-MORNING
A ten story Beaux-Arts limestone on Fifth Avenue.
NARRATOR (VO)
And the fourth is Caitlin Dowd,
Senior VP for Marketing and
Development for the cosmetics giant
Chloe Parrish.
INT. CHLOE PARRISH-CAITLINS OFFICE-MORNING
Spacious and homey, with art on the walls and a view of
Central Park; mock-ups for singer/actress/diva SHERRY
MADEIRAs fragrance launch strewn on every surface. Asleep on
the sofa in yesterdays clothes is CAITLIN DOWD, 37, a Boston
Irish Working Girl transformed into a saucily attractive Jil
Sander Suit.
NARRATOR (VO)
In three years she expanded their
brands and took market share by the
boatloads; one degree of separation *
from anyone who matters in
entertainment, fashion and sports.
Single.
Her assistant, PATRICK, African-American, late twenties,
fastidious in dress and manner, knocks-and-enters and rolls
his eyes in surprise.
PATRICK
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!
Youve got an interview scheduled
for three minutes ago!
CAITLIN PATRICK
(stirring) (eyeing her, sardonic)
What the...oh, shoot! Think were gonna need the
(getting up) Army Corps of Engineers.
Help me!
CAITLIN
Shut up.
And, with military precision and lightning speed:
He selects a plastic-wrapped cashmere sweater from a filing
cabinet full of them as she takes off her blouse, tosses it
to her--
7.
CAITLIN
Thank you. I finally gave up
pretending that I actually lived
anywhere else and just went for it.
So, how do you like New York?
ALICIA
Well, its only been two months
but, to be honest? You never really
feel alone here, but it can get
awfully lonely. Do you know what I
mean?
Caitlin measures her response as if it were the answer to a
life-changing question. And takes too long--
ALICIA (CONTD)
(sheepish)
Im sorry, thats not what you were
asking--
CAITLIN
Yes! Yes it was. I know just what
you mean! And what you need is,
well, you need a job, for starters.
ALICIA
Yes, well, I guess thats why Im
here.
With a dazzling smile. Caitlin can only grin helplessly in
response; you can almost hear the voice in her head going
Get a grip!.
EXT. MAXWELLS RESTAURANT-MIDTOWN-DAY
A classic Manhattan power lunch venue; deceptively casual in
appearance but bubbling daily with an only-in-New-York
trifecta of top-drawer media, financial, sports and
entertainment players. Zoes Mercedes pulls up to the curb,
she steps out and intersects with Caitlin, cheek-kisses as
they head inside.
NARRATOR (VO)
Theyve been coming here since the
week I opened, theyve helped my
staff with everything from green
cards to doctor referrals--
INT. MAXWELLS RESTAURANT-MIDTOWN-DAY
The eponymous MAXWELL MAX BRAUTIGAN, late forties, a
gregarious transplanted-Californian foodie, is huddled at the
bar over the seating chart for his restaurant with new
maitred SEAN, 40, a mini-me of Max. As Max speaks, you
realize hes been our narrator, educating Sean on the
Kremlinology of his clientele.
MAX
--and in my restaurants, they are
first among equals. Lets
introduce...
9.
DYLAN (CONTD)
He saw this place he loves on the
East Side but I want to look at
lofts, too.
ZOE
Youre like, going Dutch?
DYLAN
Yeah. We can afford so much more if
we go in it together.
JULIET
Any ring in sight?
DYLAN
(defensive)
No. With all due respect to you and
Zoe and wedded bliss, Richard and I
both know too many people who are
miserable because of the ring.
JULIET
You might want to work up some kind
of real-estate pre-nup, just the
same.
Dylans look drops the subject, Zoe picks up the ball.
ZOE
Help me out here. Kate Baron: top
of her class at Wharton, I brought
her in, used some sharp elbows to
get her a desk as an analyst under
my team. Turns out shes like
poster girl for Generation ID.
JULIET DYLAN
ID? Whats that?
ZOE (CONTD)
I Deserve. If she thinks
somethings beneath her, forget it.
And with a ton of attitude.
DYLAN
And if she were a Ken Baron, shes
already gone.
ZOE
Yes. Do I be the daisy in the
barrel of the gun or do I give her
up to the pricks upstairs?
JULIET
You dangle her out the 40th floor
window, then give her one more
chance. If I know you youve been
too easy on her, which makes you
partly responsible.
11.
ZOE
Clay--
CLAYTON
The point is, Zoe, shes being
wasted where she is. She needs a
bigger challenge to really flourish
here.
ZOE
She couldnt even handle--
CLAYTON
I want you to sprinkle some of that
Zoe dust on her. Im moving her up
as your second for the AbleTech
road show.
ZOE
Youre kidding me.
CLAYTON
(final)
And as a friend? The partners dont
just look at your numbers. We also
notice who takes one for the team
now and again.
A beat, eye to eye. Zoe bites her tongue.
ZOE
Got it.
CLAYTON
(smiles)
Then our work here is done.
Picks up his phone and turns to his monitors.
EXT. BARNET-NASH BUILDING-DAY
A 1930s Art Deco office building in the East Thirties.
INT. BARNET-NASH BUILDING-EXECUTIVE FLOOR-DAY
FOLLOWING DYLAN, walking out of her perimeter office and
tossing greetings as she hurries past the warren of cubicles
that predominate the floor. She notices Richard, on the other
side of the floor, headed in the same direction.
They intersect at the elevator. Both reach for the up
button.
DYLAN
Where are you going?
RICHARD
Hughess office.
DYLAN
So am I.
18.
ACT TWO
INT. BARNET-NASH BUILDING-CORRIDOR-DAY
MOMENTS LATER, FOLLOWING DYLAN AND RICHARD, walking to the
elevator; hes dour, shes galvanized, trying to hide it but
clearly getting a charge, competitive and sexual, out of the
challenge. The Raconteurs Steady As She Goes surges up on
the soundtrack--
RICHARD
(angrily)
We shouldnt give him the
satisfaction--
DYLAN
What choice do we have?
RICHARD
Youve had offers, good ones. You
were this close to going over to
Conde Nast--
DYLAN
Theres a reason Im still here.
None of those other firms is going
to open up the publishers job for
years...
RICHARD
So you want to play his game?
DYLAN
Its not a matter of want; it is
what it is. Is this going to be a
problem for us?
RICHARD
(defensive)
Not for me.
DYLAN
I mean, youd be pissed if I tanked
a squash game or backed off on a
black diamond with you--
RICHARD
Im not worried about me, Dylan.
The elevator doors open and they get on.
DYLAN
(breathless)
Cmere--
She braces him against the wall with her lips and (whatever
network standards allow as urgent elevator sex) as the doors
ding closed and the chorus to the song kicks in.
20.
VICTORIA
Nice day to take them to the park.
Want to?
LUKE
Dad? Mom wants to talk to you...
He hands Eric the phone.
ERIC
Were off to the park, Ill call
you later.
And snaps the phone shut. The four of them move off together--
--as Zoe turns back to her meeting with determined bravado--
ZOE
Okay then! Back on track!
EXT. PARK-DAY
Luke and play-date Jason on the monkey bars; Eric and
Victoria stretched out in the grass nearby.
VICTORIA
Jason! Careful not to kick!
She rolls over closer to Eric, eyes him inquisitively.
VICTORIA (CONTD)
I bet our lives are a lot alike in
some ways.
ERIC
Like how?
VICTORIA
Well, were both married to Type-As
who end up running on empty by the
time they get home, no?
ERIC
Your husbands a...
VICTORIA
Director of South American Emerging
Markets, Smith Barney. Eighty-hour
weeks and a chronic case of jet-
lag. We get to it twice a month if
were lucky.
ERIC
Youre talking about getting to the
theatre, right?
She kicks him, playful.
22.
VICTORIA
No, Im not talking about the
theatre. I bet you can be
absolutely infuriating.
ERIC
Why?
VICTORIA
This whole ironic-distance thing
youve got going on. Its very sort
of charming but it makes you so
hard to read.
ERIC
Yeah, its a cry for help.
VICTORIA
See?
She shifts a little closer.
VICTORIA (CONTD)
Okay, here goes. The only safe
affair is between two people who
are married with young kids and
committed to staying in those
marriages. Nobodys going to fall
in love; everybody just has a good
time and goes home.
ERIC
Like, friends with benefits.
VICTORIA
Like that, yes. And please dont
make a joke.
He meets her gaze, unflinching, and smiles, genuine.
ERIC
I wont. And if Im understanding
you correctly, Im very flattered.
But heres the thing? I dont get
nearly enough sex at home, either.
But where Im kind of twisted? It
means it never gets stale, it means
Im in a kind of perpetual state of
wanting her.
She smiles and nods, not so much in concession as in taking
up a gauntlet. A JINGLING MELODY sounds, off.
VICTORIA
Shes luckier than she knows.
LUKE (OS)
Dad!? The ice cream truck!?
He gets to his feet.
23.
CAITLIN
(over her shoulder)
Shoot it both ways.
(to Alicia, charged)
When can you start?
ALICIA
Now?
CAITLIN
Ill call Human Resources and have
them put a package together...
Alicia takes Caitlins hands in hers and kisses her on both
cheeks. Caitlins breath catches--
ALICIA
This is just...thank you!
Her phone ringtone is a jazzy Greensleeves. She pulls it
out, checks the display--
ALICIA (CONTD)
Talk about timing--
(buttons it on)
Hello my darling! I have the most
fantastic news!
She steps away as Ellen takes Caitlins elbow and gestures to *
the male models on the set-- *
ELLEN
(lascivious)
What I wouldnt give to be the meat
in that sandwich, huh?
OUT ON CAITLIN, glancing at Alicia, deflated. *
EXT. DINER-11TH AVENUE-DAWN
Escalades and livery limousines idling out front of a hip-
this-minute diner at dawn.
INT. DINER-EARLY MORNING
Weaving through the motley nightlife CREW and finding Dylan
at a booth with a cup of coffee and her cell phone to her
ear.
DYLAN
(into phone, urgently)
Zoe its me I need unbelievable
seats to the Rangers game tonight
will you check your companys box
as soon as you get this?
She buttons it off as PETER JOHNSON, 45, Daimler-Chrysler
marketing honcho and listing a bit after this long night,
slides into the booth, opposite her, as a WAITRESS delivers
waffles and bacon.
25.
PETER
Cant remember the last time I had
breakfast before I went to bed.
DYLAN
Well, I hope you remember this
time.
PETER
The look on that guys face when I
laid down the straight flush? Never
gonna forget that.
DYLAN
One minute of business? Our
research shows that women still
find shopping for a new car
intimidating, yet they drive the
market for a huge segment of your
product line--
PETER
Youre not going to let me sleep
until I give you the buy, are you.
DYLAN
Ill messenger over a proposed
schedule ladder this afternoon, and
if youre up for it Detroits
playing the Rangers tonight and
Ive got a box right on the glass.
He gives her a look-over with a lopsided smile and heavy
lids; appreciative bordering on horny.
PETER
It really is a pleasure doing
business with you.
She grins and signals for a check.
INT. BARNET-NASH BUILDING-DYLANS OFFICE-DAY
PUSHING IN ON DYLAN fast asleep on the couch. Commotion,
outside.
ASSISTANT (OS)
Shes not to be disturbed--
RICHARD (OS)
This wont take a second--
He steps in and shuts the door behind him, livid. She stirs--
RICHARD (CONTD)
Low blow!
DYLAN
(groggy)
What?
26.
RICHARD
You knew I had Johnson for a round
at Winged Foot this morning. And
now hes postponed. You screwed me.
DYLAN
I didnt do a damn thing to you.
RICHARD
He said you kept him out all night!
DYLAN
More like he kept me--
RICHARD
Howd you work him, Dylan? Did you
do that thing you do?
Shes on her feet like a shot with a look that could stop a
clock.
DYLAN
(stung)
Richard, what the hell!? You take
that back right now!
RICHARD
Right now youre exactly what I
hate about working with women.
DYLAN
Whats that supposed to mean?
RICHARD
You make like youre playing by the
rules but push comes to shove out
come the little looks and the sexy
signals and its demeaning to
everybody.
DYLAN RICHARD
Why dont you go back in your You torpedoed your colleague.
cave and maybe Ill see you At least be accountable.
later.
DYLAN
Were not exactly colleagues right
now! Remember?
A stand-off, for a moment, staring each other down.
RICHARD
Right. Ill see you later.
He goes. She sits back down, wrung out.
EXT. ZOES MERCEDES-MOVING-DAY
Lurching in traffic on Canal Street.
27.
ZOE (OS)
Manuel, lets cut up Mercer to
Houston?
Pulls a quick illegal turn--
INT. ZOES MERCEDES-MOVING-DAY
Zoe in the back seat with Kate, both with notebook computers
open in their laps.
KATE
Heres the restated 06 earnings.
She angles her screen to Zoe, who waves it off.
ZOE KATE
Just fold it into the Zoe, this wasnt my idea,
overview, please. either.
ZOE
No ones blaming you, Kate.
She breaks off, as something out the window catches her eye--
ANOTHER ANGLE-ZOES POV
Exiting the Mercer Hotel, Cilla Grey and Juliets husband
Davis. He hails a cab, she takes his arm and stands on tiptoe
to whisper in his ear.
ZOE (OS) (CONTD)
(urgently)
Manuel? Pull over a sec?
The car stops. You get a clear view of them, ten yards away.
Davis breaks into a sly grin and then pulls her to him and
kisses her deeply. He opens the cab door for her and she gets
in as he leans down to the window and says something we cant
hear and touches his fingers to his lips in farewell and
heads back inside.
INT. ZOES MERCEDES-DAY
CLOSE ON ZOE. You could knock her over with a feather.
KATE
Are you okay?
She just grimaces and shakes her head, as if already figuring
her choices and their ramifications and not liking any of
them.
ACT THREE
EXT. ST. REGIS HOTEL-TWILIGHT
Establishing. Toby Lightmans Dont Wake Me on the
soundtrack.
INT. ST. REGIS HOTEL-KING COLE BAR-NIGHT
Music continues. CAMERA CIRCLING Zoe, Dylan and Caitlin at a
prime table under the iconic mural. They are armed with
martinis and huddled in urgent conference.
ZOE
...and then she went off in the cab
and he went back inside.
DYLAN CAITLIN
She said she was living at Yeah, while she waits to
the Mercer, right? close on the apartment.
DYLAN
(to Zoe)
Youre positive it was Davis.
ZOE CAITLIN
Positive. I saw them, too.
DYLAN ZOE
When? Yesterday?
CAITLIN
No. Actually I cant say it was
her, but I saw him at LaGuardia
with a tall blonde, about a month
ago.
ZOE DYLAN
Why didnt you say something? Why didnt you tell us?
CAITLIN (CONTD)
(defensive)
It was from across the concourse
and...I dont know.
(to Zoe)
You and Juliet are both so
reverent about your perfect
marriages, who am I to stick a pin
in it?
ZOE
I am not!
DYLAN
Well, you less so, but...
CAITLIN
And its not like I took pictures
or something. I didnt have proof.
29.
ZOE
(irked)
You know what? Screw you! Ive
always been completely open about
how hard it is. Thats just not
fair--
DYLAN ZOE
Okay, easy, nobody meant-- Yes she did!
CAITLIN
(apologetic)
Youre right, I shouldnt have
lumped you together. Truth be told,
Im probably jealous in some I-want-
to-be-in-that-Christmas-card-photo
kind of way.
Dylan cracks up. Zoe cracks a smile and flips her olive at
Caitlin. A moment, then--
DYLAN
(to Zoe)
But would you want to know?
Glances from one to the other; the elephant in the room.
ZOE
Yes. If it was Eric and you guys
knew but didnt tell me and then I
found out? Id kill you.
DYLAN
Why?
ZOE
Because you let me hang out there
and look pathetic.
CAITLIN
The embarrassing toilet-paper-on-
your-heel theory.
ZOE
Its not just that. If we know,
what right do we have to withhold
the information from the very
person to whom it matters most?
DYLAN
Unless she was never meant to find
out.
ZOE
What do you mean?
DYLAN
Theres always a version where the
affairs never discovered, no one
gets hurt, no ones the wiser. We
could be playing God here, and
badly.
30.
CAITLIN
Does the spinster get a vote?
ZOE
Stop that. And Of course you do.
CAITLIN
This isnt about us, its about our
friend. Who weve known for fifteen
years now. Who is controlling,
proud, and who hates surprises.
So...you two be Juliet for a
moment.
(looking from one to the
other--)
So, Juliet. If Davis was dipping
his wick in Cilla Grey, would you
want to know?
ZOE DYLAN
Dipping his wick? Of course I would.
They all drain the last of their martinis.
ZOE
Well, how are we going to do this?
DYLAN
Whats your tomorrows like?
All three take out their BlackBerries and start scrolling.
CAITLIN
Im back-to-back until five,
including lunch--
ZOE
Im on a plane to Atlanta at three,
not back until Thursday at four and
Ive got Sashas recital at seven
that night. Maybe you two could--
DYLAN
No, it should definitely be all
three of us.
CAITLIN
What about before the benefit, at
her apartment.
ZOE
What if Davis is there?
CAITLIN
Ill call first. If he is, well
take her for coffee downstairs.
Say, five?
DYLAN ZOE
I can do that. Ill make it work.
Agreed.
31.
FATHER DAN
(gently)
Caitlin, Im your brother, I want
whats best for you. Youve been
dating for twenty years, and at
some point its okay to admit that
its not about meeting the right
guy anymore; just the right person.
CAITLIN
(a moment, then--)
Its a little scary.
FATHER DAN
Change always is.
He gives her a strong hug and a kiss on the cheek.
EXT. SANS SOUCI CORPORATE HQ-MIDTOWN-DAY
Flags of a dozen nations hanging over the atrium entrance.
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM-DAY
Juliet is flanked by Operations Vice-Presidents JEFF LAWTON
and TIM IRWIN, both a few years older than her, and across a
table from two impressive Panamanian developers, SENOR LOPEZ
and SENOR BRICENO. The table is strewn with land surveys and
photographs of Caribbean beach front; they are wrapping up.
SENOR LOPEZ
(in perfect English, to
Jeff and Tim)
...and we hope that a visit to our
site might be the logical next
step?
Senor Briceno edges his coffee cup towards Juliet and
gestures towards the carafe down the table. She takes a *
moment, then fetches the carafe and pours them each a cup, *
during the following: *
JULIET
Gentlemen, with all due respect to
our cultural differences, Ill
remind you that I am the COO of
this company and the ranking
executive in this meeting. If
theres a next step, Id appreciate
it if youd address your proposals
to me as well as to my colleagues,
and to get your coffee refills for
yourselves.
(then, brightly) *
Cream or sugar? *
She heads for the door, leaving them stunned and speechless.
33.
INT. GULFSTREAM-FLYING-DAY
Music continues. Zoe and Kate are seated as far apart as
possible in the intimate cabin, Zoe on the phone and Kates
gaze going from laptop to Zoe and back, as if waiting to be
noticed. Zoe ends her phone call and opens her laptop; Kate
closes her laptop and summons courage and walks up to Zoes
seat. Music ends.
KATE
I know we dont use the word
sorry, so I wont. I just really,
really admire you and I cant tell
you how grateful and honored I am
to be in your such good hands.
ZOE
Well, thank you, Kate.
KATE
And Im going to knock your socks
off, starting with the meeting
tomorrow morning.
ZOE
Where you will use last names only,
go easy on the eye contact, and
keep your mouth shut after the
small talk is over.
Kate nods, takes it like a good soldier, gestures to Zoes
laptop.
KATE
Do you have any pictures of your
kids?
Zoe hesitates a moment, clicks a folder open and offers the
screen. Kate takes the seat opposite her.
ZOE
Thats Sasha, shes eight, and
Luke, five.
KATE
God, theyre gorgeous.
ZOE
Thank you.
Closes it up.
KATE
Whats your secret?
ZOE
I dont have one.
KATE
Come on. Youre the youngest
Managing Director Gorhams ever
had, and youre a woman, and a Mom?
35.
ZOE
There is no secret, Kate. Profit
doesnt care if you have kids or
cats, a penis or a vagina, where
you went to school or who youre
sleeping with. Profit only cares if
youve got the hot hand, and
through hard work and some luck
mines been hot more often than
not.
KATE
Wow.
Zoe picks up the phone again and opens her laptop.
ZOE
Youre going to have to excuse
me...
KATE
Thank you so much for taking the
time.
(getting up--)
ZOE
(casual)
And Kate, a word to the wise? Be
careful of office romances,
especially with the married ones.
Eyes like lasers, watching her reaction. Which is startled,
though she tries to hide it.
KATE
I dont have anything going on...
ZOE
For future reference then? At some
point it will end and you will
become an inconvenience. And if you
try to sue when they trump up a due
cause for firing you, they will
bury you under lawyers and youll
end up with cab fare and youll be
blacklisted at every firm youd
ever want to work for.
KATE
(evenly)
Thanks, but its not my style.
She gets up, trips, rights herself, and starts back to her
seat, clearly flustered. Zoe smiles a little.
EXT. CAITLINS OFFICE-DAY
Caitlin leaning over Patricks shoulder and going over her
schedule on the monitor.
36.
CAITLIN
...then see if you can move the
European sales meeting to four-
thirty...
(noticing--)
ANOTHER ANGLE-CAITLINS POV
A strikingly handsome MAN with a stunning armful of flowers
on the opposite side of the floor, seen over the tops of the
cubicles, as an ASSISTANT points out a door to him and he
walks a little further and knocks and opens it and Alicia
steps into view and takes the flowers and wraps her arms
around him.
PATRICK (OS)
Itd mean starting market research
no earlier than seven.
BACK TO SCENE
Caitlin, resigned. Story of my life.
CAITLIN
Thats okay, Im not going
anywhere.
EXT. CARRIAGE HOUSE-EAST 75TH STREET-EVENING
Richard hurrying up the sidewalk, clearly late.
INT. CARRIAGE HOUSE-BEDROOM-EVENING
Ten foot ceilings, original moldings, a fireplace. Dylan and
Richard are standing a little apart at the large picture
window overlooking the block of gardens below, soft green in
the waning light.
DYLAN
Ive never had a fireplace in the
bedroom.
RICHARD
Gardens out the window. Could you
see us here?
DYLAN
Id be happy wherever youd be
happy.
She reaches out, a little tentative, takes his hand.
RICHARD
What if I told you I put in a bid
for that loft you loved on
Greenwich?
Her ecstatic reaction leaving no doubt as to her real wish.
DYLAN
You did!? YOU DID!?
37.
ERIC
Jeez. Does Juliet know?
ZOE
Not yet.
ERIC
Are you going to tell her?
ZOE
Dylan and Caitlin and me.
ERIC
Wow. Will you bring nets and a
tranquilizer gun?
ZOE
Thats not funny. Can I ask you
something? Is it hard for you to be
faithful?
ERIC
(a beat, then--)
Im of the old Paul Newman school:
Why go out for a hamburger when you
can have steak at home?
ZOE
(chiding)
I choose to believe you.
ERIC
So listen, Ive got some good news
and bad news. Ive got a third
interview for the restoration in
Charleston, tomorrow morning.
ZOE
Thats great. Whats the bad?
ERIC
If I get it, Id have to be on site
for a couple months at least.
ZOE
I thought you said theyd let you
work mostly from New York?
ERIC
The terms of their matching grant
specifies that the architect be on-
site. They moved the chains.
A beat, looking at each other over the Ethernet, as the
possibilities sink in.
ZOE
Jesus. I mean, I hope you get it,
you know that.
39.
ERIC
Zoe, either youd have to cut way
back on travel or Id have to bow
out.
A horrible noise, from the kids, off.
ERIC (CONTD)
(calling, off--)
Cut it out!
(to Zoe)
I gotta go. Night--
His image disappears. She lays back on the bed, suddenly wide
awake.
EXT. REGENCY HOTEL - CURBSIDE - DAY
Richard in golf attire, standing by his Mercedes SL55 as
Peter Johnson comes out with a golf bag slung over his
shoulder.
PETER
Hey Ricardo! What a day for it,
huh?
Hearty handshakes. Richard takes his clubs and loads them
into the trunk.
RICHARD
I asked Eli Manning to join us,
hope thats okay.
Peter with a chuckling yeah-its-okay high five as a BICYCLE
MESSENGER comes skidding up by the entrance and clocks their
attire--
MESSENGER
Peter Johnson?
PETER
You got him.
The messenger reaches a couple of shrink-wrapped clubs
fastened to his backpack and hands them over.
MESSENGER
Compliments of Dylan Mason.
Richard with a look like, fucking-a.
PETER
Great! Thanks!
Slips him a five as Richard struggles to keep his game face
on.
EXT. JULIETS APARTMENT BUILDING-DAY
Dylan steps out of a town car, cell phone to her ear.
40.
DYLAN
(into phone)
He got the clubs? Fantastic! Thank
you...
PULLING BACK, revealing Zoe and Caitlin stepping out of their *
cars as well. Caitlin does a quick scope and winces. *
CAITLIN
Jesus, Mary and Joseph; were all
wearing black.
As indeed, they are.
INT. JULIETS APARTMENT BUILDING-HALLWAY-DAY
Caitlin, Dylan and Zoe step off the elevator and into the
foyer between the opposing doors to the two apartments on the
floor. Juliet opens her door, wearing a robe, stuff in her
hair. Her initial surprise at seeing all three of them--
JULIET
Hi!
--turns to alarm before they can reply.
JULIET (CONTD)
Jesus Christ. Who died?
They clearly havent thought about an opening--
ZOE DYLAN
Nobody. We just thought wed-- --show of support on the big
night!
CAITLIN JULIET
I love that dress! Well, come on in!
They all move inside--
INT. JULIETS APARTMENT-LIVING ROOM-DAY
They walk the thin line between casual drop-in and Bataan
Death March.
JULIET
Coffee, tea, should I open a bottle
of wine?
CAITLIN
Wine sounds good!
JULIET
Wine it is. Just as soon as you
tell me what the hell is going on.
Looking from one to the other, expectantly. And they glance
at each other, in a process that silently chooses Zoe as
spokesperson.
41.
ZOE
Theres no easy way to say this. I
saw Davis coming out of the Mercer
Hotel with Cilla Grey. Kissing her.
And not just a...nice running into
you kiss.
PUSHING IN ON JULIET, unreadable.
JULIET
(evenly)
And when was this?
ZOE
Tuesday afternoon.
JULIET
And youre positive it was Davis.
ZOE
Yes.
JULIET
(a moment, then--)
Well, thank you for that. I know it
couldnt have been easy. Ill go
get us that wine.
And just like that, she goes; leaving Zoe, Caitlin and Dylan
trading dumbfounded thats it? looks. They rise as one--
CAITLIN
Juliet?
--and go after her.
ACT FOUR
INT. JULIETS APARTMENT-KITCHEN-DAY
She is wrestling with a corkscrew and a bottle of Chablis as
the other three come in.
JULIET
Dylan would you grab some glasses?
And she does.
ZOE
Juliet? Say something.
JULIET
Whats there to say? My husband...
steps out on me.
DYLAN
You knew?
JULIET
About Cilla Grey? No. Thats kind
of a nasty wrinkle. Its always
been an out-of-town sort of thing.
Would you mind?
She hands off the bottle and corkscrew to Dylan, rubs her
hands together as if to steady the shaking.
CAITLIN
But you still stay with him?
Juliet suddenly turns on her, ferocious.
JULIET
Do not judge me! When youve been
with someone, anyone, a man, a
woman, an effing pet for fifteen
years, then we will talk! YOU DO
NOT GET TO JUDGE ME!
Dylan pops the cork, pours a glass and gets it into Juliets
hand with lightning speed. Juliet takes a long swallow.
JULIET (CONTD)
(adamant, to all)
Im not excusing him. But look at
what...what a man gives up to be
with one of us. We make more money,
we rise higher, we take up more
space; we are as far from the idea
of a wife he grew up with as its
possible to be and still wear his
ring and go by his last name.
Takes another long swallow. Dylan tops her off.
JULIET (CONTD)
Dont get me wrong, I hate it. But
I hate the alternative more.
(MORE)
43.
JULIET (CONTD)
I dont want to be a single mother,
a blind date, a third wheel. I love
having someone to come home to, go
to parties and do the post-mortems
after with, plan holidays for...
She breaks off, gently places her glass on the counter, takes
a deep, restorative breath.
JULIET (CONTD)
So there it is, the secret to my
happy marriage. But kids, dont try
this at home.
Giving them all permission to breathe again. Zoe gives her a
squeeze of a hug.
ZOE
We love you.
JULIET
I know you do.
CAITLIN JULIET
Im sorry if I... You didnt. Help me with my
make-up?
Juliet holds out a hand to her, picks up her wine with the
other. Perez Prados blazing cover of the Duke Ellington
classic Caravan surges up on the soundtrack.
EXT. CIPRIANI BALLROOM-EAST 42ND ST.-NIGHT
Music continues, over. A line of limousines, a phalanx of
PHOTOGRAPHERS, a swell CROWD pouring in.
PUSHING IN ON A LIMOUSINE PULLING UP -- the DRIVER opening
the rear door -- getting out one by one, Dylan, Zoe, Caitlin
and finally, in all her dressed-to-kill glory, Juliet.
The other three flank her, steady her, forming an iconic
flying wedge, Reservoir Dogs meets Prada runway--
JULIET
Dont pull me off til he starts to
turn blue.
INT. CIPRIANI BALLROOM-EAST 42ND ST.-NIGHT
--as if by intuition or some invisible force shield, the
CROWD PARTS before them as they make their way into the heart
of the cocktail crush, past graphic displays for the New York
University Child Study Center--
CAITLIN
Ill get the table numbers--
ANNOUNCER (OS)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please find
your seats...
44.
ACT FIVE
INT. GORHAM, SUTTER-CLAYTONS OFFICE-DAY
Clayton is standing at the window with his back to the camera
watching the rain pour down as Zoe comes in.
ZOE
Good morning.
CLAYTON
Not exactly. What the hell did you
say to Kate?
ZOE
(gingerly)
I didnt say anything to Kate.
CLAYTON
She wants me to put two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars in an escrow
account in case of wrongful
termination. You tell her to do
that?
ZOE
Of course not. Look, Clay, why
dont you just cut...whatever it
is, off.
CLAYTON
I cant. I havent felt like this
in years. You wouldnt understand.
He turns around. Hes got quite a shiner crowding his left
eye.
ZOE
What happened?
CLAYTON
(evasive)
Racquetball. Now what did you want
to see me about?
ZOE
Erics been offered a job that
would take him out of town. Id
have to cut back on traveling.
CLAYTON
(a moment, then--)
I guess Kate can handle the road
shows as long as youre on the
sidelines calling in plays.
ZOE
Kate?
CLAYTON
Were all spread thin as it is. If
shes willing to step up, whats
the problem?
49.
ZOE
Well, shes inexperienced for one
thing--
CLAYTON
So now shell get the experience,
and well see what shes made of.
You were green once yourself, you
know. And then you got your shot.
PUSH IN ON ZOE, pinched between a rock and a hard place.
INT. CHLOE PARRISH-ALICIAS OFFICE-DAY
Alicia at her desk, the bouquet of flowers arranged in a vase
by her computer. She is poring over a marketing report and
surrounded by piles of them. Caitlin knocks on Alicias door,
leans in--
CAITLIN
Im taking a pitch at four that Id
like you to sit in on.
(re: flowers)
What a beautiful arrangement.
ALICIA
My darling little brother. I think
hes trying to make up for his
hideous behavior when we were
children.
Caitlin like, there is a god. And makes the leap----
CAITLIN
Listen, are you free for a drink
after work? I know its kind of
last minute, but--
ALICIA
Id like that very much.
Betty Buckleys aching rendition of I Had A Dream About You
insinuates onto the soundtrack.
INT. ZOES BROWNSTONE-ERICS STUDIO-EARLY EVENING
Music continues, over. Zoe, hair wet and wrapped in a robe,
knocks-once-and-enters Erics studio on the top floor. Eric
is stretched out on a huge old leather Chesterfield couch, on
the phone.
ERIC
(into phone)
...I sure will Alan, and thanks
again. You too. Bye.
He buttons off the phone as she curls up on the couch.
ZOE
I told the kids they could watch a
half-hour of Cars.
50.
ERIC
Man, when it rains, it pours.
ZOE
What?
ERIC
A couple from school? They just had
a bid accepted for a townhouse on
Bedford Street. Theyve seen our
place and they want a version of
what I did here, and right away.
ZOE
Is it an offer?
ERIC
A really good one, and too great an
opportunity to pass up, portfolio-
wise. Plus you wouldnt have to cut
back.
ZOE
I was happy to do that, you know.
He pulls her close and kisses her.
ZOE (CONTD)
So when have they been here?
ERIC
Playdates. Its Jasons parents,
the Keeners?
ZOE
That Victoria has a thing for you,
you know.
Theres just the slightest hitch as he considers his response
for a split-second.
ERIC
Hamburger.
She opens her robe and climbs on top of him.
ZOE
So how do you like your steak done,
Mister?
Silencing his laugh with a hungry kiss and getting down to
business. Music continues.
INT. BARNET-NASH-DYLANS OFFICE-EARLY EVENING
Shes on the phone when her assistant, SARA, early forties,
leans in, urgent.
SARA
Hughes wants to see you.
51.
DYLAN
(into phone)
Ill e-mail you the rest, gotta go,
bye.
(hangs up, gets up)
How did he sound?
SARA
(shrugs)
Australian.
Dylan takes a deep breath, starts out--
SARA (CONTD)
Good luck.
Music continues.
INT. BARNET-NASH-HUGHES OFFICE-EARLY EVENING
Music continues, over and under the following, as Dylan
shakes hands with Hughes by his door.
HUGHES
Tell you the truth, no ones more
surprised than me. But youve
earned it, Dylan. Congratulations.
DYLAN
Thank you, Robert.
He opens the door for her and she goes out--
INT. CORRIDOR-CONTINUOUS-SAME
--and takes a few dignified steps and then breaks into a
combination Footloose-End Zone dance down the hallway,
oblivious of the looks from COLLEAGUES, exultant. Music
continues--
EXT. TOWN BAR AND RESTAURANT-NIGHT
Music continues, over and under. Caitlin and Alicia walk out
together, lit up with drinks and laughing. Caitlins Jaguar
is waiting at the curb.
CAITLIN
Can I drop you?
ALICIA
Im meeting my brother for dinner
in Brooklyn. Ill just take a
taxi...
A shy, charged shuffle; Caitlin takes her gently by the
elbows and brushes a kiss to both cheeks.
CAITLIN
This was fun. Good night...
52.
He opens the bottle and pours out shots and clinks her glass
with his.
RICHARD (CONTD)
To the Queen of All Media. Cheers.
He drinks, puts down his glass, slides her a rueful smile.
RICHARD (CONTD)
My teams taking me out for a Last
Supper. Im gonna have to run...
DYLAN
Then Ill see you later?
RICHARD
Oh, and Pablo called with their
counter-offer on the loft. Two-
eight, which mean you can probably
get it for around two-five. And
they do have a permit for the
terrace renovation, my lawyer got a
copy...
He slips an envelope from his jacket and hands it to her.
DYLAN
(uneasy)
Richard? Whats going on?
RICHARD
(a moment, then, measured)
I thought I could do it, Dylan. I
tried, I swear. I thought Id win
and Id buy us the loft and take
care of you and...and now that its
reversed I just cant see...us, or
my place in it. Im really sorry.
DYLAN
(stunned)
I cant believe youre doing this.
RICHARD
Dylan, Im forty next month. I want
someone to come home to, Im going
to want kids, and were just going
in opposite directions.
DYLAN
(angrily)
You dont know what I want!
RICHARD
Yes I do. More than anything else,
you want to win.
This stings, silencing her. He takes a swig from the bottle
and goes. PUSH IN ON DYLAN, as she catches her refection in
the mirror hanging over the couch and its as if, just for a
moment, shes doesnt recognize the woman staring back at
her.
54.
She tosses the envelope he gave her aside and downs the shot
he poured her like it was liquid courage. Music continues,
over--
ACT SIX
EXT. MAXWELLS RESTAURANT-MIDTOWN-DAY
CAMERA crossing the street and PUSHING INSIDE. Max is our
narrator again, instructive--
MAX (VO)
Another thing about them? They
rarely ask for favors, and when
they do, we hop to it...
INT. MAXWELLS RESTAURANT-MIDTOWN-DAY
--and through the boisterous lunchtime circus, past Max and
Sean huddled at the end of the bar, to the table by the
window. Juliet, Caitlin, Zoe and Dylan, in the huddle.
MAX (VO CONTD)
...without comment or question,
grateful for the opportunity.
JULIET
...and I told him that after a
while I would end the affair and we
would start over with a level
playing field.
DYLAN
Wow. Good for you.
ZOE
Do you think you can really go
through with it?
DYLAN
Hey, were not talking about oral
surgery here.
CAITLIN
Just oral. Ha ha.
JULIET
(a moment then,
thoughtful)
Most of me hopes I can; part of me
hopes I cant. I do love Davis, you
know.
Nods, sips, silence for a moment as this lands on all.
JULIET (CONTD)
(to Dylan)
Howd Richard take your promotion?
DYLAN
(casual)
He was really sweet about it. Hes
going to take some time off,
travel, figure out his next move.
CAITLIN
What about the loft?
56.
DYLAN
Thats on hold til we see where he
lands.
They all get it, and they all hide that they get it, because
sometimes thats what friends do.
ZOE
(looking off--)
Heads up.
ANOTHER ANGLE-BY THE DOOR
Cilla Grey entering with Pablo, clearly distraught.
PABLO
You know how it is, Cilla. The
board doesnt have to give a reason
for turning you down.
CILLA
Well next time could we do our
homework and find something I can
fall in love with and actually buy?
PABLO
Of course.
She turns on a high-beam smile for Sean, the maitred.
CILLA
How are you, Sean!?
Tight smile, squints at his reservations ledger.
SEAN
(politely)
Im sorry, Ms. Grey, but Ive got
nothing down for you.
CILLA
(gesturing)
Sean, Im that table right over--
And she breaks off, incredulous, seeing that her table is
taken. The favor, granted.
CILLA (CONTD)
Theres been a terrible mistake.
Wheres Max?
SEAN
(nail in the coffin)
As you know, Ms. Grey, Max goes
over the book personally, every
morning.
She gets it. Pablo clears his throat and inspects his shoes.
She takes a step forward, affording her a view of Juliet and
company, who keep their eyes fixed on her for just long
enough to register and then go back to each other.
57.
PABLO
(taking her arm)
Well go to my club--
CILLA
One minute.
And she strides past Sean and into the room and up to them,
primed for the unthinkable. A confrontation. In Maxwells.
During lunch. On a workday. All four look up with pleasant,
expectant smiles.
CILLA (CONTD)
The Cashmere Mafia. Thats what
they call you, you know.
JULIET
Really?
CILLA
I was sleeping with your husband.
You dont want to know what I know
about you.
JULIET
(pointedly)
And vice-vera. Careful there.
CILLA
(to Caitlin)
Id changed my mind about the
apartment anyway. Not enough closet
space. See you around the campus,
girls.
Waltzing off, head held high. They glance at one another.
JULIET DYLAN
What was that? Closet space?
CAITLIN
(shrugs, casual--)
No idea.
Frowns, smiles, a roll of the eyes. The silent language of a
united front.
ZOE
Whos ready to order?
A waiter appears.
JULIET CAITLIN
Ill have the salmon? Cobb Salad.
DYLAN ZOE
Cobb. Steak Frites, medium rare?
JULIET
Hold on. Me too.
58.
CAITLIN DYLAN
That does sound good. Make it four.
The waiter moves off as Max moves in with a bottle of Dom
Perignon and four champagne flutes. He sets the glasses and
pours--
MAX
I understand some congratulations
are in order here. Cheers, Dylan.
DYLAN
Thank you, Max.
Juliet, Zoe and Caitlin all raise their glasses to her as the
Rolling Stones celebratory Shes a Rainbow sneaks up on
the soundtrack.
JULIET *
To friends in high places. *
And PUSHING IN ON DYLAN, emotional, as the profit and loss of *
the last days catches up to her. *
DYLAN *
I dont know what Id do without *
you all, I really dont. *
They each take a sip of champagne, then-- *
ZOE *
Okay, who wants to go next? *
And as they lean in closer, and the music surges, FADE OUT. *
END OF STORY