The Chameleon Report:

Believability, Disarming, and the Dirty Little Secret

By Bobby Rio

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 Strange, Weird, and Controversial
Socializing Methods That Packed
Many Houses Full Of…. (Fat girls?!?)

What You'll Discover Inside:

• The Secret Ingredient that makes the Howitzer Method so

damn effective. If you don't include this you're simply playing with
fire (this is where most guys blow it)…

• Three Disarming Techniques that allow you to fly in under the radar
and prevent anyone from ever asking "Who the fuck is this guy, and why
does he think he's so cool?"

• The Key to the Universe I learned from observing a 15 year old busboy
interact with a bunch of middle aged golfers…

• Plus does Bobby Rio really love Fat Girls?

Part 1: The Howitzer sounds cool… But does it work?

If you listened to the special audio program explaining a little bit of what the Howitzer Method is
all about you are probably beginning to realize how quickly you can wrap an entire social scene
around your little pinky.

Neat, isn't it?

But the Howitzer is only the beginning. I like to refer to the Howitzer as loading the ammunition
into the gun. And getting ready to fire it…

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If you haven’t listened to the Howitzer Method audio program… listen to it now. It's less than
30 minutes long but will outline a basic plan of attack.

http://www.greatseducer.com/podpress_trac/web/74/0/Howitzer%20Method.mp3

At this point you've planted the seeds of total domination. You used stories, plot lines, and
character arcs to create- almost a viral sensation amongst the crowd you interact with. Basically
you've gotten yourself noticed, and are now on everyone's radar.

This is where many guys fuck up.

I sent a newsletter last week to our list of members of TSB Magazine where I talked about the
idea of believability.

In that newsletter I use the example of my recent trip to the car dealership. I balked at buying a
truck I really wanted because I didn't believe the salesman trying to sell me the car.

That newsletter focused on the idea of building belief through the practice of better listening to
people… I explained how women's guards will go up if they sense you are only trying to make
the sale without first determining if the two of you are even a good match for each other.

See, it is human nature for us to both consciously and unconsciously look for holes in the story…
or to pick apart inconsistencies. We are constantly on the lookout for signs that the story isn't
legit.

The 10 Second Impression

In the upcoming "Confidential Social Intelligence
Manuscript" that is being released as part of Social
Superstar: The Best of TSB Magazine, I spend nearly 35
pages on body language secrets, posture tips, and general
interpersonal communication unwritten laws…

Because these are the first things that will signal out an
impostor.

Figure 1: Yes, I through this picture from the These make up your 10 second impression. And if you don't
Playboy Mansion in to impress you... did it believe that people can form an opinion of you in 10 seconds
work? Seeds…Seeds…Seeds….
without even speaking to you… then go out today and do a
test.

I want you to really pay attention to the thoughts that cross your mind when you see someone. As you
become aware of what you're doing… you'll realize that your brain is processing information at a rate
that exceeds your conscious mind's ability to think… but you'll have made a judgment. And if you stop,

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and bring that fully defined judgment to the surface… you realize that you subconsciously labeled that
person.

Don't worry… I'm not saying your bad, or prejudice, or a horrible person…

I'm just saying you did it.

And so do I.

And so does just about everyone with two working eyes… And I would even suppose that blind
people even have their own unique way of making these snap judgments on people.

What About After the 10 Seconds End?

The 10 second impression is NOT the point of this report.

My point is that before anything else you have to use your
10 second impression to display EVERY characteristic
you want to be associated with. This makes the job that
comes afterward so much easier.

In yesterday's Howitzer Method audio report I talked

about how some guys who used the techniques I laid out

for them to become popular in high school didn't work for

Figure 2: More pointless shit demonstrating
how "cool" I am. Seeds…. Seeds… Seeds…
them. I also mentioned that high school is the absolute
hardest place on earth to use these methods… yet still
more than 50% of the guys writing back had success. I consider that good results…

The guys who didn't get the results I promised I had several email exchanges with them and
usually found that there bad results usually boiled down to one of these three mistakes:

1. They tried too hard to sell themselves instead of letting other people sell them (covered in
yesterdays Howitzer Method report)
2. There image and lifestyle was not congruent with the person they were displaying to the
world. (covered in depth in the "confidential social intelligence manuscript")
3. They were never fully able to disarm their detractors and critics. (This problem is hardest
to overcome in high school where your peer group is much more critical of each other
than later in life)

What do all three of these problems have in common?

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Believability
You're going to realize an astonishing fact by the end of this week. I mean you're going to really
truly realize it. At least I hope you do… because this is the foundation of everything you can
possibly learn about the social arts.

Here it is: You are what people believe you are.

That is really ass backward… and any new age guru will tell you that you are what "you" believe
you are. And to some extent that is true in life. But we are not taking about life… we are talking
about life within a close knit social scene.

And the fact is… the herds rule. And majority opinion wins.
If people believe you are cool, charismatic, and the kind of the guy they should get to know
better- that is who you are TO THEM.

If people believe you are a poser, wannabe, leach, and the kind of guy they want to avoid- that is
who you are TO THEM.

Mike Stoute used to have a near famous saying back in college:

"If you think you're the man, and you act like the man… then other people will think
you're the man… and then YOU ARE THE MA6."

So the big question becomes:

How do you get people to think you're the man?

Well, we've already talked about the 10 second

impression. We talked about using the Howitzer to
build buzz and intrigue. In the "confidential social
intelligence manuscript" you'll get an outline of how to
create the attitude of a social superstar, and how to act
like a social superstar…

But I left one thing out…

And the one thing I forgot to include in the manuscript-

Figure 3: Ever since the Playboy episode of or maybe I just didn't fully understand it 11 years ago
Entourage I swore I'd get a picture in the the way I do now…
infamous Grotto. I've got this shit framed on my
desk just to fuck with girl's heads. lol
How to make people believe that you are for real?

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Disarming
Disarming simply means overcoming any potential objections before they arise.

I'm going to use a very simple example of disarming in the dating and pickup context.

If you meet a girl and find yourself extremely attracted to her and start talking to her – her guard
immediately goes up (we all know that) and she immediately starts trying to figure out what you
want from her.

What is the most commonsense way to get a girl's guard to go down around you?

The most immediate way to disarm a beautiful woman who has her guard up because she thinks
you are hitting on her is to mention that you have a girlfriend.

Once you mention that you have a girlfriend – the women's guard will go down and anything you
say afterward will be looked at as much more believable. She'll no longer view you as a guy
with an agenda to get her into bed.

I'm not advocating that you lie and tell women you have a girlfriend…

My point is only to illustrate the idea of disarming people.

I want to drill down this idea of "disarming" someone so I will give you another example.

I'm going to give you two examples of how a salesman can disarm a customer and make the sale,
and then show you how you can create similar results in your own life.

Have you ever been in an electronic store and a salesman is helping you? Maybe he's been
showing you a few cameras. And you begin to wonder if you can trust his opinion. And then he
makes a comment to the extent of "I don’t work on commission so I really could care less if you
buy or not."

How quickly does your guard go down when you realize he doesn't work on commission?

Pretty quick right?

What about when you know he works on commission? What does it take for you to believe him?
And what does he have to do to get you to really trust that the information is correct?

One of the things he could do to DISARM you would be to recommend a cheaper model.

Let's say you're looking at two cameras and one is $500 and the other is $1000. Now, let's say
you have shown a mutual interest in both. And you know that this guy is going to earn 10% of
whatever you spend. This means he has the potential to make $50 or $100. If that guys tells you
that the $500 camera is the much better of the two… how likely are you to believe him?

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Pretty damn likely- it's in his best interest not to sell you the $500 camera… yet he still
recommends that one. At this point you're probably thinking that this $500 camera is the greatest
bargain since that $20 blow job you scored in Mexico a few years ago.

But there is an even more effective way to disarm everyone around you…

Super Sneaky and Effective Disarming Technique

Do you want to know what the sneakiest, slyest, and most effective technique you can use to disarm
people?

Incriminating HONESTY.

Wow. I bet you weren't expecting a technique involving being completely, no-holds barred HONEST
with people.

But I am about to explain why honesty is disarming…. And answer the question of why I write so much
about sleeping with fat girls.

Figure 4: Look at me... Big shot camera guy. His magazine must be really big and impressive.... Seeds...Seeds...Seeds

Part 2: Taking off the Mask Feels Better Than SEX

Unmasking
There is an extremely advanced technique that I've talked about for the first time in a recent
podcast I did with Mack Tight. When the podcast is released I want you to listen specifically for
a section in which I talk about UNMASKING.

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Unmasking is an advanced technique that I don't have time to go deep into right now… but I can
give you the quick summary of it and how it relates to this idea of disarming through honesty.

Most human beings walk around with a social mask plastered on their face. This mask is
uncomfortable and we hate like crazy to have to wear it. When we have it on we feel stiff,
artificial, and a slight bit awkward.

This is why we love hanging around our close friends so much… because around them we can
take this social mask off (well most of us do.)

Most of us would love to take this mask off- and walk around "naked." But we don't. Why?
Because we live in a world in which 90% of the people around us have their mask on. So we are
almost forced to wear this uncomfortable mask. The problem with this mask… is not only is it
uncomfortable… but it also acts as a barrier to true communication and bonding.

Two people can't bond when they have their masks on.

That is why the man or women with the rare ability to "unmask" themselves has the world in the
palm of their hands.

Have you met one of these people?

I'm sure you have.

These are the people who act THE SAME EXACT WAY whether they are talking with their
closest friends or the head of their company.

These people give off the impression that if Barak Obama walked into the room they wouldn't
blink an eye before fist bumping him and asking him how Michele Obama is in bed…

And the funny thing is…

People respond to these people almost magnetically. Have you noticed how quickly they are
able to build rapport with even the people of the highest status? I remember there was a busboy I
used to work with at a Country Club many years ago. All of the customers at the country club
were high brow golfers paying close to a million dollars a year just to belong to this country
club. So everyone on the staff kissed their ass like crazy.

Except this busboy…

This bus boy would be talking to them like he knew them for years. I'd over hear conversations
where they would be talking about rolling blunts, or banging strippers, or cheating on their
wives.

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I would often cringe when I heard some of the things this busboy would say to these ultra-rich
and conservative men… but the odd thing was… THE MEN LOVED HIM. And I would often
see them secretly leaving him $50 tips (in a no-tipping establishment)

He had the rare ability to bring them down to his level, or rise up to theirs (whichever way you
look at it)

That is the thing with these people…Their honesty and complete transparency is entirely
disarming.

Which makes them the most believable (and liked) person in the room.

Figure 5: Every social portfolio needs that manly picture of you doing something exotic and dangerous.

Part 3: Chubby Chaser?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

So Has Bobby Really Slept With So Many Fat Girls?
Well, I don't have an exact number… but I would say it's more than a handful.

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I remember when I published my first account of bringing a cute-faced chunker back to my
bedroom. My partner at TSB, Mike Stoute, asked me if I really thought it was a good idea to
publish this.

He said "Doesn't it sort of kill your credibility to give dating and relationship advice?"

I said, "Have you ever slept with a fat girl?"

He nodded.

I said, "How many guys out there have probably slept with fat girls?"

He said, "Pretty much every guy has slept with a fat girl"

Then why not admit it?

There are 5 zillion guys on the internet right now trying to tell you how cool they are. These
guys are shoving it down your throat how they routinely sleep with perfect 10s. They want you
to believe that they walk on water. And Playboy models faint in their presence.

How believable do most of them appear?

I know when I listen to them all that I see is the MASK of a salesman.

Even if I what they are saying is completely true- I feel it to be almost impossible to bond with
them and fully believe them.

There always appears to be this US vs. THEM underlying mentality…

But the fact is… we are all just US…

And most of US have slept with fat girls. Or ugly girls.

My feeling is that if you are comfortable enough with who you are. And secure enough with
your status. You can lay it all on the table. And create an even bigger bond with those around
you.

You wouldn't believe how many guys have written me thanking me for sharing some of my less
than spectacular nights on the town.

And more importantly…

When I write about a wildly successful night in which I bring these two girls back to my hotel
room for a night of wild sex (Fortaleza Nights anyone?) it is much more BELIEVABLE.

Because I'm known for laying it all on the table… the good and the bad.

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The Dirty Little Secret
Not only do I admit to you guys that I've rolled around quite a few beds with women of
poundage… I've also admitted this to just about every girl I've ever slept with.

I remember about 5 years when I was working as waiter…

I almost made my friend choke to death.

My friend Fred, this ridiculously hot co-worker of our Gina, and myself were standing in the
corner sipping coffee.

Let me repeat for emphasis… Gina was ridiculously hot.

So, the three of us are standing there waiting for our tables to pay their checks. Out of the corner
of my eye this extremely large girl comes barreling past us into the dining room. It took me
about 3 seconds to flash back to a drunken night six months prior in which I had this very same
girl naked on my bed spread out like an elephant.

And without blinking an eye.

I blurt out "I fucked that girl about six months ago."

Fred spit coffee out of his nose and starting choking.

Gina looked at me intently trying to size up if I was being honest.

I say "No really I did. She was pretty fun too"

Gina called me a pig. She told me how I have no standards. She told me that I disgust her.

And then less than a month later…

She fucked me.

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Figure 6: This is "dirty little secret" type shit that you don't want to try until you really have this down. But I included it just
for kicks...

Use with Caution

I know that I'm laying a lot on you in this report… and some of this will make more sense after
you read the entire "Confidential Social Intelligence Manuscript" but I did want to leave you
with a fair warning…

Proceed with caution

In the up-coming manuscript, which will be released to celebrate the Best of TSB Magazine over
the past 5 years, I lay out a really advanced technique titled:

The Dirty Little Secret

This technique is NOT to be confused with disarming through honesty as outlined above.

"The Dirty Little Secret" is meant as a way to associate you with the taboo. It is a method that
allows you to tap into the "core, animalistic" desire of your audience.

It is a way that you can bring to the surface their suppressed fantasies… and anchor them to you.

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BUT THIS IS NOT MERELY A DISARMING TECHNIQUE

The reason I am stressing this is because I will not be there when you read it (although I am
debating holding a conference call with those who've read the book)

And since I won't be there I don't want you to finish the chapter on "the dirty little secret" and
mistake it for disarming through honesty…

This is NOT the sort of thing you freely admit to a hot girl you work with.

But more about that later….

Why is Believability So Important?

In the Howitzer Method and in the upcoming "Social Intelligence Manuscript" I lay out a really
in depth plan of attack you can use to climb to the top of almost any social circle you encounter.

Climbing to the top of social circles allows you the luxury of going to parties straight out of
Entourage, meeting fascinating people, sleeping with beautiful women, and leading an
adventurous and thrilling life.

You don't want to fuck up your journey to the top of the world… simply because no one believes
you.

It's like this:

Did you ever watch one of those late night-hour long infomercial… and the guy on the television
screen is saying all the right things… he's got all the social proof in the world, he's demonstrating
over and over how accurate this thing he's selling works…

And you turn the TV off and say "Bullshit"

You don't want the people around you calling "bullshit" on your advance to the top.

Guys, this is the tip of the iceberg…

Keep your eyes on your inbox because I've a ton of shit headed your way…

If you have any questions regarding this hit me up on facebook or shoot an email to
[email protected]

Bobby

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