101 Ways To Kill People
101 Ways To Kill People
By Hayley :)
1. Paper Cuts everywhere
2. Shoot them in the head
3. Cut Limbs off slowly
4. Shove them into a pool of acid
5. Force them to watch Tiktok while tied to a chair
6. Rusty forks through liver
7. Paper cut them, then make them swim in a pool of vinegar
8. Deprive them of sleep
9. Force feed them batteries
10. Classic slit their throat open
11. Bury them alive
12. Scare them to death
13. Put bleach in their drink
14. Make them eat the spiciest chili in the world
15. Make them listen to Despacito 1000 times
16. Gouge out their eyes with spoons
17. Push them off the Grand Canyon
18. Pour gasoline on them and then light a match
19. Suffocation/drowning
20. Have Donald Trump as president again
21. Throw them in front of a bus
22. Stab them in the eye with an umbrella
23. Hit them with a coconut
24. Put a toaster in the bath
25. Human Sacrifice
26. Run them over with a lawn mower
27. Wrap them in barbwire and yeet them around
28. Shove their face in a deep fryer
29. Feed them tons of carrots (death by Vitamin A overdose)
30. Whack them over the head with a baseball bat
31. Tie them to a chair and make them constipated
32. Tattoo their eyeball
33. Kill them with kindness
34. Cut them, then drop them in a shark infested tank
35. Remove all their body organs
36. Force them to stare at the sun
37. Feed them honey and milk, then tie them to a tree naked
38. Tie them onto train tracks and wait for a train
39. Put them in a room with really hungry lions
40. Put them in a tank with no way out and slowly filling water
41. Skin them alive and put them in citric acid
42. Strap them down and get a blind man to go crazy with a nail gun
43. Deep throat them until they choke
44. Get an obese person to sit on them
45. Impale them with a spear
46. Make them eat glass
47. Push them out of a really tall tree
48. Put a nail under their toe, then make them kick the wall
49. Give them only beer to drink
50. Make them laugh so hard they have a heart attack
51. Push them into an active volcano
52. Punch them in the nose really hard
53. Lay them in a field when there’s lightning
54. Cut someone in half and then send each part to different hospitals
55. Lock them in a freezer of frozen meat
56. Wrap them in dead animal skin and wait for predators
57. Snap their neck
58. Shove them into hydrochloric acid
59. Inject them with botulinum toxin
60. Throw cocoa powder at them
61. Feed them live snails
62. Give them fuel to drink, and then they vomit onto a fire
63. Put paint containing radium on their skin repeatedly
64. Put a rat on their stomach in a cage and use heat on the cage
65. Lethal Injection
66. Stick a whale bone through their urinary tract
67. Hit them in the balls with a golf ball (if female, throw to chest)
68. Death by cheese grater
69. Continuous sex ;)
70. Stick a metal pole through their head
71. Stick them in a large oven
72. Feed them to the hyenas
73. Make them choke on a ball point pen
74. Trap them in a tanning bed
75. Hang them upside down until they die
76. Crush them in manure
77. Inject them with neon paint
78. Kill them in their sleep
79. Rearrange their organs
80. Tie them to a fan and then turn the fan on to high
81. Take out their knees and stick them to their forehead
82. Take out all their muscles
83. Slice and dice them, then feed them to hungry alligators
84. Feed them the food they are allergic to
85. Lower them into a pit of lava
86. Kick them out of the rocketship into space without a suit
87. Strangle them with a bra
88. Inject them with ink
89. Cut them then insert my blood into their wound
90. Rip their head off with a chainsaw
91. Give them an atomic wedgie
92. Insert stonefish poison into their foot
93. Give them heaps of ice cream (brain freeze death)
94. Rip off their face, leaving the muscles left
95. Force a dog with rabies to bite them
96. Radiation Poisoning
97. Blast them to the bottom of the ocean
98. Bore them to death
99. Shoot them in the heart
100. Feed them to a tiger
101. Put them under a boat motor