PIRATE SCHMIRATE!

MASTER RUN SHEET

PAGE # WHO WHAT ON/OFF STAGE EN/EX WHERE WHERE IT GOES NOTES
PRESHOW
Mikey Sea Hag Costume OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT
Mikey Soggy Susan Glasses OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Alex Bonny's Captain Hat OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Bonny's Pirate
Alex Necklaces OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Katie's Pirate
Ilyssa Necklaces OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Alex, Ilyssa, Shelby 3 Pirate Wigs OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Shelby Mary's Bandana OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Shelby Mary's Beard OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Anna 3 Rocks ONSTAGE UR/DR/DL Preset
Anna Cardboard X ONSTAGE Preset under DL rock
Preset with Box of Goldfish,
Blue Fish, Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Sole of Shoe, Butterfly
Shrimp, Crab (Goldfish always
on top, crab at bottom, blue
Anna Morton's Bag OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT fish in shoe)
N/A Anna Spyglass OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Anna Cardboard Ship OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Anna 3 Mirrors OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT
Anna Palm Tree OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT Check magnets
Anna Palm Tree OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT Check magnets
Anna and Tanner Palm Tree OFFSTAGE UP CENTER
Anna 3 Palm Leaves OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Anna Footprint OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Anna Coconut Shells OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT Wipe down
Anna Treasure Map OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Anna Treasure Map OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT
Anna Unicorn Map OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Anna Unicorn Map OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT

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Preset bell, signs, magazine,
beach towel, envelopes,
Anna Unicorn Desk OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT stamps
Preset with Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Shaving Cream, Can of
Anna Sea Hag's Bag OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT Magic Milk
ACT 1
#1 OVERTURE
#2 YO HO, YO HO!
Preset with Box of Goldfish,
Blue Fish, Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Sole of Shoe, Butterfly
Shrimp, Crab (Goldfish always
on top, crab at bottom, blue
Pg 1 Mikey (Morton) Morton's Bag ONSTAGE EN UL DOWN LEFT fish in shoe)
#2A A LONG TIME AGO
Description changes each
night. Get from Tanner and
Pg 2 Anna Fancy (Jane) Desciption OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT AND RIGHT post backstage.
Filled with Box of Goldfish,
Blue Fish, Red Herring, Sole of
Pg 2 Mikey (Morton) Morton's Bag OFFSTAGE EX UL DOWN LEFT Shoe, Butterfly Shrimp, Crab
Change from Morton to Sea
Hag/Spongbag (1 min) Anna
Pg 2 Mikey (Morton) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UL assist
Move to other side of stage for
Pg 2 Anna Morton's Costume OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT next change
#2B JIG AND REEL
Preset with Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Shaving Cream, Can of
Pg 3 Mikey (Sea Hag) Bag ONSTAGE EN UL Magic Milk
#2C TRANSFORMATION MUSIC

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Take off velcro pieces and add
Pg 4 Alex (Bonny) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UR hat (8 sec) (Tiffany assist)
Pg 4 Alex (Bonny) Spyglass ONSTAGE EN UR Alex's (Bonny) Costume
Take off velcro pieces (10 sec)
Pg 4 Ilyssa (Katie) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UR (Anna assist)
Take off velcro pieces (15 sec)
Pg 4 Shelby (Mary) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UR (Tiffany assist)
#2D SEA HAG'S WARNING
Preset with Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Shaving Cream, Can of
Pg 5 Mikey (Sea Hag) Bag OFFSTAGE EX UR Magic Milk
Change from Sea
Hag/Spongbag to Morton
Pg 5 Mikey (Morton) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UR (2 min 25 sec)
#3 YO HO, YO HO! (REPRISE)
Pg 5 Ilyssa (Katie) Cardboard Ship ONSTAGE EN UR Handoff
Pg 6 Alex (Bonny) Spyglass OFFSTAGE EX UR
Pg 6 Ladies Cardboard Ship OFFSTAGE EX UR
Change from Lady to Pirate
Move far back to make space
Pg 6 Alex (Bonny) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UR for Mikey's quick change
Change from Lady to Pirate
Move far back to make space
Pg 6 Ilyssa (Katie) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UR for Mikey's quick change
Change from Lady to Pirate
Move far back to make space
Pg 6 Shelby (Mary) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UR for Mikey's quick change
Pg 6 Carson (Phillip) Mirror ONSTAGE EN UL
Pg 6 Mike (Alexander) Mirror ONSTAGE EN UL
Pg 6 John (Steve) Mirror ONSTAGE EN UL
Change from Morton to Hag
2/Soggy Susan (30 sec) (Anna
Pg 6 Mikey (Morton) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UR assist)

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#3A SEA HAG'S ENTRANCE
Pg 9 Carson (Phillip) Mirror OFFSTAGE EX UL PROP TABLE
Pg 9 Mike (Alexander) Mirror OFFSTAGE EX UL PROP TABLE
Pg 9 John (Steve) Mirror OFFSTAGE EX UL PROP TABLE
Pg 9 Carson (Phillip) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UL Take off jacket
Pg 9 Mike (Alexander) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UL Take off jacket
Pg 9 John (Steve) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UL Take off jacket
Change from Hag 2/Soggy
Pg 9 Mikey (Hag 2) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UR Susan to Sea Hag/Spongebag
Pg 9 Carson (Phillip) Palm Tree ONSTAGE EN UR UP CENTER Pully
Pg 9 Mike (Alexander) Palm Tree ONSTAGE EN UR UP RIGHT
Pg 9 John (Steve) Palm Tree ONSTAGE EN UL UP LEFT
Pg 9 Carson (Phillip) 3 Palm Leaves ONSTAGE EN UR DOWN CENTER Handoff
Pg 10 Carson (Phillip) Palm Leaf OFFSTAGE EX UL PROP TABLE
Pg 10 Mike (Alexander) Palm Leaf OFFSTAGE EX UL PROP TABLE
Pg 10 John (Steve) Palm Leaf OFFSTAGE EX UL PROP TABLE
Pg 10 Alex (Bonny) Spyglass ONSTAGE EN UR CENTER
Pg 10 Ilyssa (Katie) Cardboard Ship ONSTAGE EN UR CENTER
#4 THE PIRATE IS A LADY
Pg 12 Alex (Bonny) Spyglass OFFSTAGE EX UR
Pg 12 Ilyssa (Katie) Cardboard Ship OFFSTAGE EX UR
Pg 12 Shelby (Mary) Cardboard Ship ONSTAGE EN UR CENTER
Pg 12 Shelby (Mary) Cardboard Ship OFFSTAGE EX UL
Pg 12 Alex (Bonny) Spyglass ONSTAGE EN UR CENTER
Pg 12 Alex (Bonny) Spyglass OFFSTAGE EX UR
Pg 13 Ilyssa (Katie) Footprint ONSTAGE EN UR CENTER
Pg 13 Shelby (Mary) Coconut Shells ONSTAGE EN UL CENTER
Pg 13 Shelby (Mary) Treasure Map ONSTAGE EN UL CENTER
Pg 14 Ilyssa (Katie) Treasure Map OFFSTAGE EX UR PROP TABLE
Pg 14 Ilyssa (Katie) Footprint OFFSTAGE EX UR PROP TABLE
Pg 14 Shelby (Mary) Coconut Shells OFFSTAGE EX UR PROP TABLE
Pg 14 John (Steve) Treasure Map ONSTAGE EN UR CENTER

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#5 WE'RE OFF TO FIND THE TREASURE
Pg 18 Carson (Phillip) Cardboard X ONSTAGE DOWN CENTER Preset under DL rock
Pg 18 Carson (Phillip) Treasure Map OFFSTAGE EX UL PROP TABLE
Pg 19 Alex (Bonny) Spyglass ONSTAGE EN UR CENTER
#6 IN THE BOO-TAY
Pg 20 Alex (Bonny) Spyglass OFFSTAGE EX UR
Pg 22 Ilyssa (Katie) Unicorn Map ONSTAGE EN UR
Pg 22 Carson (Phillip) Unicorn Map ONSTAGE EN UL Handoff
#6A SPONGEBAG'S ENTRANCE
Preset with Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Shaving Cream, Can of
Pg 23 Mikey (Sea Hag) Bag ONSTAGE EN UL Magic Milk
Pg 24 Mikey (Sea Hag) Cardboard X ONSTAGE AUDIENCE
Pg 24 Mikey (Sea Hag) Unicorn Maps ONSTAGE AUDIENCE Given to a patron
#6B SPONGEBAG'S EXIT
Preset with Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Shaving Cream, Can of
Pg 24 Mikey (Sea Hag) Bag OFFSTAGE EX UR Magic Milk
Pg 24 Mikey (Sea Hag) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UR Add glasses remove bag
#6C SOGGY SUSAN'S ENTRANCE
Pg 24 Mikey (Hag 2) Unicorn Maps ONSTAGE Alex (Bonny)/Carson (Phillip)
#6D SOGGY SUSAN'S EXIT
Pg 25 Mikey (Hag 2) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UL Remove glasses add bag
#6E SPONGEBAG'S RE-ENTRANCE
Preset with Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Shaving Cream, Can of
Pg 25 Mikey (Sea Hag) Bag ONSTAGE EN UL Magic Milk
#6F SEA HAG'S CHANT
Preset with Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Shaving Cream, Can of
Pg 25 Mikey (Sea Hag) Bag OFFSTAGE EX UL Magic Milk
#7 UNICORN, UNICORN

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INTERMISSION
Change from Sea
Pg 28 Mikey (Sea Hag) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UL Hag/Spongebag to Morton
Pg 28 Anna Unicorn Maps OFFSTAGE PROP TABLE Grab from DR/DL
Move jackets, ties, rings from
backstage left to backstage
Pg 28 Carson, Mike, John Prince Costumes OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT right
Pg 28 Mikey Unicorn Costume OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT
ACT 2
#8 INTRODUCTION TO ACT TWO
Change from Morton to
Pg 29 Mikey (Morton) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UL Unicorn
#9 SAY, HAVE YOU SEEN A UNICORN AROUND HERE?
#9A VAUDEVILLE PAYOFF
Preset bell, signs, magazine,
beach towel, envelopes,
Pg 33 Mikey (Unicorn) Desk ONSTAGE EN UL CENTER stamps
Order: "BE ABLE", "TO FIND
Envelopes w/ Clue IT", "YOU LOOK", "YOU WILL",
Pg 33 Mikey (Unicorn) Cards Inside ONSTAGE EN UL ON DESK "IN THE", "LAST PLACE"
#10 I'M APRACTICAL UNICORN
Pg 36 Ilyssa (Katie) Stamps ONSTAGE Handed out by Unicorn
Pg 36 Mike (Alexander) Envelope ONSTAGE Handed out by Unicorn "BE ABLE"
Pg 36 Ilyssa (Katie) Envelope ONSTAGE Handed out by Unicorn "TO FIND IT"
Pg 36 Alex (Bonny) Spyglass ONSTAGE EN UR
#11 I'M A PRACTICAL UNICORN (REPRISE)
Pg 38 Carson (Phillip) Beach Towel ONSTAGE Handed out by Unicorn
Pg 38 Carson (Phillip) Envelope ONSTAGE Handed out by Unicorn "YOU LOOK"
Pg 38 Alex (Bonny) Envelope ONSTAGE Handed out by Unicorn "YOU WILL"
Pg 39 Shelby (Mary) Envelope ONSTAGE Handed out by Unicorn "IN THE"
Pg 39 John (Steve) Envelope ONSTAGE Handed out by Unicorn "LAST PLACE"
Pg 39 Mikey (Unicorn) Desk OFFSTAGE EX UL BACKSTAGE LEFT

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Change from Unicorn to Sea
Hag/Spongebag w/ Morton
costume underneath (Anna
Pg 39 Mikey (Unicorn) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UL assist)
#11A FANCY (JANE'S) THEME
#11B SPONGEBAG'S RE-RE-ENTRANCE
Preset with Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Shaving Cream, Can of
Pg 42 Mikey (Sea Hag) Bag ONSTAGE EN UL Magic Milk
Preset with Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Shaving Cream, Can of
Pg 43 Mikey (Sea Hag) Bag OFFSTAGE EX UL Magic Milk
Change from Sea
Hag/Spongbag to Hag 2/Soggy
Pg 43 Mikey (Sea Hag) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UL Susan (Add glasses)
Change from Hag 2/Soggy
Susan to Sea Hag/Spongbag
Pg 44 Mikey (Hag 2) Costume Change OFFSTAGE EX UR (Remove glasses)
Pg 44 Mike (Alexander) Envelopes OFFSTAGE EX UR PROP TABLE Handoff
Pg 44 Ilyssa (Katie) Envelopes OFFSTAGE EX UR PROP TABLE Handoff
Pg 44 Ilyssa (Katie) Stamps OFFSTAGE EX UR PROP TABLE Handoff
Preset with Sara Lee Pound
Cake, Shaving Cream, Can of
Pg 44 Mikey (Sea Hag) Bag ONSTAGE EN UL DOWN LEFT Magic Milk
Change from Sea
Hag/Spongbag to Morton
Pg 46 Mikey (Morton) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UL (Anna assist)
#11C TRANSFORMATION MUSIC
Pg 47 Alex (Bonny) Can of Magic Milk OFFSTAGE EX UR PROP TABLE
#11D MORTON'S FINAL WORDS
Put back on jacket, tie, and
Pg 47 Carson (Phillip) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UL ring

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Put back on jacket, tie, and
Pg 47 Mike (Alexander) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UL ring
Put back on jacket, tie, and
Pg 47 John (Steve) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UR ring
Change from Pirate to Lady
Pg 47 Alex (Bonny) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UR (Anna assist)
Change from Pirate to Lady
Pg 47 Ilyssa (Katie) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UR (Anna assist)
Change from Pirate to Lady
Pg 47 Shelby (Mary) Quick Change OFFSTAGE EX UR (Tiffany assist)
#12 PIRATE SCHMIRATE
POST SHOW
Pg 48 Anna Beach Towel OFFSTAGE UNICORN DESK
Pg 48 Anna Sea Hag's Bag OFFSTAGE PROP TABLE LEFT
Pg 48 Anna Shaving Cream OFFSTAGE SEA HAG'S BAG
Pg 48 Anna Sara Lee Pound Cake OFFSTAGE SEA HAG'S BAG
Pg 48 Anna Palm Tree OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE LEFT
Pg 48 Anna Palm Tree OFFSTAGE BACKSTAGE RIGHT
Pg 48 Anna and Tanner Palm Tree OFFSTAGE UP CENTER Pully system
Pg 48 Anna Cardboard X OFFSTAGE PROP TABLE LEFT Grab from audience
Take all costume pieces back
Pg 48 ALL Costumes OFFSTAGE DRESSING ROOMS to dressing rooms

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