Fuck you for
making me
do this Someone I know
recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered
Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel
popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend
anyone else do it either.
1. He was so preoccupied with whether or not he
could that he failed to stop to consider if he
should.
2. Behind the window was a reflection that only
instilled fear.
3. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still
enthralled at what she found at the end of the
rainbow.
4. Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for
the race.
5. It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her
workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.
6. We're careful about orange ping pong balls
because people might think they're fruit.
7. I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
8. Potato wedges probably are not best for
relationships.
9. You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for
your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a
savannah.
10. The secret code they created made no sense, even
to them.
11. She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a
pink house.
12. Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it
appropriate to wear her bikini.
13. Red is greener than purple, for sure.
14. The blinking lights of the antenna tower came
into focus just as I heard a loud snap.
15. Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and
lived to tell the tale.
16. Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.
17. She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a
duck and a ferret instead.
18. We should play with legos at camp.
19. I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
20. Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers.
21. Today we gathered moss for my uncle's wedding.
22. They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this
cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.
23. We have young kids who often walk into our
room at night for various reasons including
clowns in the closet.
24. We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo
along.
25. Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a
matter of time.
26. Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even
though he's never been there.
27. The elderly neighborhood became enraged over
the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s
disappearance.
28. The crowd yells and screams for more memes.
29. If any cop asks you where you were, just say you
were visiting Kansas.
30. Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything
worth doing is worth doing poorly.
31. The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put
catchup on it.
32. They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the
edge of the small beach town.
33. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the
right thing to do.
34. When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots
will make the task easier.
35. The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock
candy.
36. He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing
poker.
37. Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or
brush her nails.
38. The efficiency with which he paired the socks in
the drawer was quite admirable.
39. I'm not a party animal, but I do like animal
parties.
40. There are few things better in life than a slice of
pie.
41. Henry couldn't decide if he was an auto mechanic
or a priest.
42. Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying
to help my plants grow.
43. Even though he thought the world was flat he
didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around
the world.
44. The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was
crime.
45. He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a
cereal killer.
46. She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath
his mirrored sunglasses.
47. The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the
ocean.
48. The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland
was crazier than she anticipated.
49. I am never at home on Sundays.
