Minecraft timeline

1. Jungle Events
Adventurer Timeline
○ Temple constructed (BA)
○ Mesali builds house (BA)
○ Steven arrives at the jungle island (A)
○ Steven builds the bridge. (AA)
○ Steven meets Mesali (AA)
○ Meets temple guys (AA)
○ BEANOS AWAKENS (AA)
○ Beanos causes crimson to awaken (AA)
○ Steven and Mesali and the temple guys escape the island (AA)
2. Mesa Events
Asteroid Crash Timeline
○ Mesali and temple guys live at mesa (BAC)
○ Asteroid Crash (AC)
○ Oil Rig Constructed due to asteroid (AAC)
○ Temple guys found Hippies (AAC)
○ Hippies build tunnel to protest oil Rig (AAC)
○ Old Mesali comes out to yell, “be quiet you youngins, you’re makin a racket!”
(AAC)
○ Nether Portal Awakens (BAC)
3. Tundra Events
Jack Frost Timeline
○ Hippies found monster reserve (BJF)
○ Jack Frost Rampage (i.e. Dragon Death, Freezes Cyclops.) (JF)
○ Cyclops thaws (AJF)
4. Mooshroom Events
Crimson Corruption Timeline
○ Crimson appears (CC)
○ Cthulhu Arrives to heal from, something (CC)
○ Mountain creature arrives (ACC)
○ Mushroom is smothered (ACC)
5. Savanna Events
Calamity timeline
○ Phoenix Rebirth (C)
○ Pillagers Wipe weak village (AC)
○ Pickle Awakes (C)
○ Cool village is born (BC)
○ Cool village dies (C)
○ Weak village is born (AC)
○ Calamity (C)
○ Aliens (AC)
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INTERMISSION-Complete reality destruction Cause, Snowballs

6. Desert events
New era timeline
● Hippies arrive at desert (NE)
● Hippies try to locate source of crimson (ANE)
● Weak village informs brothers of alien invasion (BNE)
● Brothers build nuclear weapons (BNE)
● Nuke reveals… something (ANE)
● Pillagers use some of the END tech to create an outpost (ANE)
● Godly beast wreaks havoc (BNE)
● Ancient peoples perform tribute (BNE)
● Pharoah Jack Frost has awoken!!! (ANE)
New timeline, exact same events as before.
7. Swampland events
Second Calamity timeline
● Cool Village scouts arrive at swamp (BSC)
● Scouts set up camp (BSC)
● Crimson armies eradicate Scouts (BSC)
● Nearby calamity in Savannah wakes up ancient anomalies (i.e. Marsh Behemoth, Pumpkin King)
(SC)
● Marsh behemoth sets fire to swamp (ASC)
● Frosty murdered by Pumpkin King (ASC)
● CSP foundation contacted by weak village brothers (ASC)
● CSP foundation observes meteor salvage (ASC)
● Witches build home in swamp (BSC)
● Witches turn their home into a weapon to fight the nearby anomalies (ASC)
8. River plateau events
World tree timeline
● World tree takes root in center of Earth (WT)
● Fungus trees make dominant biomass in tree (AWT)
● Infection causes branch of world tree to fall-killing world serpent as result (AWT)
● World tree encourages large Earthworms (quite literally) to manifest (AWT)
● ……………………………………………………………………….. < whatever AJ built
● Alien core shows CSP foundation coordinates (AWT)
● Coordinates identify landing location for alien mothership (AWT)
● Mothership annihilated (AWT)

9. Ocean events
Flood timeline
● Large trading center built on coast (BF)
● Trading center attracts many trading vessels (BF)
● Pirating occurs (BF)
● Construction of civilization causes Reaper Leviathan to wake (BF)
● Reaper Leviathan brings mighty storms (F)
● Traces of humanity get extinguished either by flood or Leviathan (F)
● Some survivors build undersea air dome (AF)
● The other batch of survivors build portal to crimson to escape (AF)
● Crimson group thrives in nether (AF)
● Opens portal to water dimension as water supply dwindles (AF)
● Monster appears from water dimension and massacres them all (AF)
● Air dome fails at its one purpose (AF)
● Cursed pirates murder any ship that sails these waters (if the Leviathan hasn’t already) (AF)
● Bob eats farts destroyed CSP foundation with giant temple mech (AF)
● Mech reconstructed into container for different organisms (AF)
● Bob sets his eyes on the Leviathan (To which he will utterly fail… see what I did there?) (AF)
INTERMISSION-Crimson and Overworld overlap!
10. Crimson Forest events
Crimson takeover Timeline
● Strider farm built in Nether (BCT)
● Piglin capital built (BCT)
● Ceiling mushroom grows (BCT)
● Crimson takeover (CT)
● Home built in Ceiling mushroom (ACT)
● Survivors try to build civilization in trees (ACT)
● They die… (ACT)
● Tax Collectors and their mansion get completely changed by Crimson (ACT)
11. Basalt Delta events
Piglin settlement timeline
● Survivors build base in delta (APS)
● Survivors die to wither skeletons (APS)
● Piglin tribe builds watchtower/Hoglin farm hidden in the Delta (PS)
● Another band of Piglins build their settlement on the back of some large entity (PS)
● Son of Beanos mudders Demon lord (BPS)
● Ruekra captured by reefback tribe (APS)
● Garden of the ancient Nether trees constructed (BPS)
12. Soul sand valley events
Extinction timeline
● Massive mile long leviathans live in soul sand (BE)
● Coalasol worms live in soul sand (BE)
● Ghasts hunted by giant predators (BE)
● Ghast population diminishes killing all but one gargantuan leviathan (E)
● Skeleton Noble’s build Piglin slave keep in soul sand (BE)
● Skeleton Noble’s kill the enchanted dragon (E)
● More civil Piglin tribe build church (BE)
● Hunts “strange snoutless men with green stones” for their flesh so they can resurrect the ultimate
Piglin king (AE)
13. Warped forest events
Climax timeline
● Endermen build home in forest (BC)
● Something, reforms them into a large mushroom (BC)
● Warped moles spread fungus (BC)
● Piglins build containment for strange men with green stones (BC)
● Nether and Overworld completely overlap (C)
● Beanos arrives at the END (C)
● Dryads send telepathic message regarding Beanos’s arrival (AC)

INTERMISSION… The End

14. The End…

… … ……..

● End Vilɭ ค‫ﻮ‬є ς๏ภร Շг ย ςՇє ๔ (Before ๒ є คภ๏ ร ๔๏ค‫ﻮ‬๔ Ŧ‫)?????ש‬

● ๒ є คภ๏ร ђ คร ค гг เ‫ש‬є ๔ (???)
● ๒ є คภ๏ร к เ ɭɭ ร є-๔-є- ๔ г ค-๏-ค ๔-- ๒ єς๏-є- ๏๓ภเ!!? (???)
● ๓๏Շ-єг- ภค-Շгє คภ- ђ-г Ŧ-гςє ร Շ-‫ ץ‬Շ-๏ ร Շ๏๏๏๏‫ק‬... (???)
● Շ-є Շ-๓-ɭє ‫ץ‬-‫ﻮ‬ร, г-єк ค, -Շє‫ש‬є ภ, ค-๔ ๓--ค ɭɭ เ ค ɭ- -г- Շ๏ ร Շ๏‫ ק‬๒ є คภ๏ร ฬ ђєгє
Շ-є‫ ץ‬-ɭɭ Ŧ คคคคคคคคคคคค... (???)
● ๓๏Շђєг ภค Շ ย гє ๔เ є ร (???)
● ๓-ςђ ς๏-ร Շг ย-ςՇ-๔ Շ๏- Շ ค-є ๏ภ ๒ є ค є ค є ร є&*?&# (???)
● є ภ๔ ‫ש‬เ ɭɭ ค‫ﻮ‬є คภ๔ ค ɭɭ เ є ร ร ђ เ єɭ ๔ є ๔ ๒‫ ץ‬๓๏Շђєг ภค Շ ย гє ร ɭ คร Շ ๒ гє ค Շђ, คร
๓ єςђ є‫אק‬ɭ๏๔ є ร, ς คยรเภ‫ ﻮ‬ค ς ค Շ ค ςɭ‫ץ‬ร๓เ ς Ŧ ค ɭɭ๏ย Շ. (???)
● ๒ є คภ ๏ร เร ฬ є ค-ภ є ๔?!?!?!?1/ (???)
● ค ɭ-є ภร ค гг เ-‫ש‬є, ค-๔ ค г0 ย ՇՇєгɭ‫ ץ‬๔ єŦє ค Շ-๔. ๔---เ Շє Շђ- Ŧ ค ς- Շ0-ค Շ Շђє
‫ ץ‬Ŧ ค Շɭɭ‫ ץ‬ฬ๏ย-๔ ๒ є คเค๒๏ร!!?!?!?1/.ฬ๔ (???)
● Ŧ เ ค ɭ ภย‫ ץ‬๓-Շђ‫ץ‬єг- ภค‫ץ‬г ย๔ร 0 Ŧ๏-гς ร๔- ค-๔ ๏Շ0єг ร Take out Beanos!!!!!!
(???)
● Overworld returns to original state, as trace amounts of Crimson are
eradicated! (BTE)
● Worlds rejoice, years later a city is built by Piglin, Endermen, and
Human kind. (BTE)
● But. SomєՇђ เภ‫ ﻮ‬is off.... A creature beyond ς๏๓‫ק‬гєђє ภรเ๏ภ, ภ e ค гɭ‫ץ ק‬єnє
tг ค Շє ร Շhє ς เ Շ เ es forcefield ฬค ll! (TE?)
● รย๔๔ є ภ ɭ‫ !ץ‬ค ‫ק‬๏гՇ ค ɭ เภ ร‫ק‬ค ςє Շ เ๓ є ๏‫ק‬є ภร гє‫ש‬є ค ɭ เภ‫ ﻮ‬ค ฬ ђ๏ɭє ภ є ฬ ‫ק‬ɭ คภ є
๏Ŧ є‫א‬เร Շ คภ єς….

THE END?