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I've just moved in with
the world's bigges idiot.

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All the hangers are
to face the same way.

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All right, Dan? I've moved in.
Congratulations.

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It's a little something to welcome
Becky to her new home. Thanks.

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Paul's asked me to be his best man.

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But you don't even like each other.

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Yes we, do.

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You taken your pill?

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Yes, Paul.

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I think you're great, Dan.

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Go on.

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I think you're
a wonderful human being.

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Don't speak like that to me.

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I'll speak to you how
I like Paul, I'm pregnant.

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I hate everyone.

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HE BURPS

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Rogan josh?

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Very good.

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Do you want some crisps?

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No.

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They're beef.

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Urgh.

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They were half price.
He had them by the till.

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Can you get me a water?

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Yep. I'll just get it.
I'll see you in a minute.

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I know you're still in here.
I can hear you eating.

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Steve.

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Will you get them out?

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No.

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Can I get them out?

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Can you please get me some water?

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I'm going to be sick.

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That's got bubbles in it.

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What've I missed? Has anyone died?

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I don't care.

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I want water.

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Becks!

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What's been happening in Doctors?

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Becks!

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Oh, shit!

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SHE WRETCHES AND COUGHS
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TOILET FLUSHES

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You OK in there?

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It came out my nose.

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Urgh!

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What was it like?

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Porridge.

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Nice.

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Feeling better?

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Yeah.

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Good.

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Probably leave it a bit.

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Yeah.

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God, you should've seen me
on my 21st.

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Yeah. You've said.

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We'd been drinking all day

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and I was just pissed of my face
cos we'd been drinking since one.

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I know! I remember you saying.

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And I went off from everyone else
for some unknown reason

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and they found me like an hour later
in that bit behind Paddy Power

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lying naked in the bins!

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Or by them.

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Yeah! I remember you saying.

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There was this mattress,
I was just lying there, apparently,

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cos I don't remember
a thing about it -

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I'd taken my clothes off
and I was sound asleep.

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Basically naked. By the bins!

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Ugh! Amazing, yeah.

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I told my mum about that.
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What?

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You told your mum
I was found naked by the bins?

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Yeah.
What d'you tell her that for?

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I thought she'd find it funny.

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And did she?

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Not really.

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Brilliant. Thanks for that.

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She thought it was weird.

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Of course she thought it was weird!
I was lying naked by the bins!

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Why do you tell your mum that?

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That's not a thing you'd
tell your mum. That's amazing.

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Tell her about the nice things I do.

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Tell her about the plant.
No, don't tell her about the plant.

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Don't tell her I spent
four quid on it.

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Tell her I was found naked
by the bins.

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I bet she's told your dad.
He'll use that against me.

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Course he will. That's the sort of
thing he'll bring up in his speech.

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What speech?

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Have you seen my Kit Kats?

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What d'you mean speech?

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I didn't mean speech.

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Wedding speech?

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DOORBELL RINGS

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That'll be Laura.

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Steve.

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No! Of course not!

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I just I suppose I mean
if he ever did a speech
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that's the sort of thing
he'd bring up.

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Because he's such a bastard.

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When would he do a speech about you
apart from at our wedding?

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That really hurt.

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Good.

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Hello, Laura!

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Here he is.

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Isn't he handsome?
I've already got a crush on him.

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Ah! He's lovely.

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He's only two inches long.
Imagine that.

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I could keep him in my handbag.
Paul reckons he saw his bell end.

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It was massive.

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All right, Laura.

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Becks, meet your nephew.

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Ah.

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Ah! Isn't he lovely?

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He weighs half an ounce.

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I wish I weighed half an ounce.

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But he'll get bigger.
Won't he, Laura? Yeah.

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I've grown a moustache.

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Yep.

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What d'you think of him?

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Ah. He's very cute, isn't he?

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Fit?

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Sorry?

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D'you think he's fit?

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Yep.

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Good. Get dressed, Steve.
We're going for a picnic.

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I've got a hangover, Laura.

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No, you don't.

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I'll phone Shelly. Find out what
the fuck she thinks she's doing.

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Turn the telly off, Paul.

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Picnic?

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We're not going to go.

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I don't want to go for a picnic.

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She'll make us play frisbee.
There'll be insects.

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We're not going to go, Steve.

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What are you doing?

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I've got a headache.

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Here.

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Oh, thanks.

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Fair enough.
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You meant wedding speech,
didn't you?

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No! I swear on my mum's life!
You're being mental.

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Hey, Becks. We've brought a frisbee.

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Oh. Brilliant.

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We thought we could make
some friends in the park.

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Get a bit of a gang together
and have a massive game of frisbee.

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Yeah. Sounds great. Excellent.

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You haven't congratulated Paul
on his moustache, Becks.

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Oh. Sorry. Congratulations.

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Thank you, Becky. Yeah.
I've also trimmed my pubes.

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Oh, good.

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Say something nice about it.

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It's a really, really,
really nice moustache.
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Thank you, Becky.

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He's allowed to have it for a week
and then he's going to shave it.

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I'm not fucking shaving it.

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You ready for the picnic, Steve?

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Um, nearly.

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What we've done is,
we've brought the frisbee

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so we thought you two
could maybe bring the food.

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Just some bits and pieces,
some sausage rolls, a Toblerone.

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Give them the list.

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If I've written it in capitals,
it means I want loads of it.

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PHONE RINGS

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Loo roll?

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We've run out.

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Hello, Shelly.
Where the fuck are you?

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One minute, Shell.

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Go on.

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'I'm so sorry, Laura.

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'I was just saying
it's been a really busy morning.

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'I had to go to the Post Office.
And...

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'Sorry, I just...
I had to go to the Post Office.

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'So I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

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'I lost track of the time
and I was at the Post Office.

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'I know you're going
to be angry at me

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'but I really can't wait
to see the scan.'

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OK. Bye then.

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Steve, you haven't congratulated
Paul on his moustache.
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Congratulations on your moustache.

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Thank you.

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Ask him about it.

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How long did it take to grow it?

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About a week?

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Bit more.

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Er, ten days?

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Bit less.

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Eight days?

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Bit more.

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Nine days.

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Great.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Now go...

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Go to Sainsbury's,
get the picnic food

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and stop being such an ugly C-word.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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You might want to do something
with your hair, Becks.

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You look like such
a rotten old C-word.

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Thanks.

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Hello, Shelly. That was quick.
You had trouble at the Post Office?

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Oh, right.

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Wow.

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OK.

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You'd better come in.

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Thanks.

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You've got your...

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Oh, thanks.

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You, you won't tell Laura, will you?

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No. Of course not.

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Thanks.

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I'm so sorry for being late, Laura.

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Yes, Shelly. We heard.

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I had to go to the Post Office.

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Who goes to the Post Office
dressed like that?

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You had a nice morning?

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It's been bloody brilliant.

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Here he is -
the world's next megastar.

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Aw! He's lovely. Congratulations.

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How d'you know it's a boy?

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I saw his bell end.

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They've done all their tests
and all their scans

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and they said he's all right.
He's not faulty.

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Oh, how lovely.

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Yeah.

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I'm so pleased for you.

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I know.

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We'd been drinking since like ten in
the morning so I was pretty pissed.

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Yeah. And then for some reason,
around midnight,

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I slope off, pissed out my head,
no-one can find me.

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They looked everywhere.

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Yep. They looked in the gents.
They looked in the ladies!

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They called my mobile, no answer.

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And why was there no answer?
Because later they found me...

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It's a rubber.

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And have you agreed on a name yet?
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Yes. We're going to name him Frank.

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Frank's a lovely name.

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It's a tribute to the late
Anne Frank. The novelist.

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Her books are fucking nuts.

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Yeah.

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Very nice.

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What d'you think, Becks?
D'you think he looks like a Frank?

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Yeah. Definitely.

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Ah!

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ICE CREAM VAN TUNE PLAYS

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You're buying me an ice lolly.

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D'you want a plaster for your head?

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Why, what's wrong with it?

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Ah!
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Sounds painful!

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We had chicken for my dinner, Shell.

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Oh. Lovely.

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Yeah. We had it with potatoes.

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Come on.

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Thanks.

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Nice plant.

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Thank you.

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How've you been?
We haven't seen you all week.

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Yeah, I've been good. Yeah.
I joined a gym.

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Oh. Very nice.

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I've got a hangover.

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Oh no.

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I went out with Hayley,
Kelly, Rebecca, that lot.
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You shouldn't go
to the gym on a hangover.

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Right.

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They've got these tellies,
like really high up,

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and we all watch them
when we're doing stuff.

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Oh, that's a good idea.

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Yeah.

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There's this bloke called Graham
at the gym and he was saying
I should...

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00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,300
Paul!

271
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,380
She seems very excited
about the scan.

272
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,460
Paul! Excuse me.

273
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:15,100
Paul! Yes, darling! I'm coming!

274
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:18,340
Paul! I'm coming!

275
00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:26,100
Have they gone? No.

276
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,060
How you feeling?

277
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,660
Really tired.

278
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:34,100
What were you drinking last night?
What was it, Stella?

279
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,860
Then they made you have Sambuca?
Jager bombs?

280
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,500
Get off.

281
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,700
You should've had an egg before bed.
I was too tired

282
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:43,580
Yeah, I could hear that. You were
clumping about all over the place.

283
00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,300
Get off.

284
00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:48,460
You fell over in the toilet,
didn't you?

285
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:52,860
Go and sit on the sofa
and stop being an arsehole.

286
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,900
Are they getting me one?

287
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,220
Yeah.

288
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,300
I'd better get a Flake.

289
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,940
Picnic! A bloody picnic!

290
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:25,580
Why do you have to go outside
to eat? You can eat in bed!

291
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,780
It's like these people you see
that go for coffee.

292
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,060
You can drink coffee in bed.

293
00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:30,900
There's no need to leave
the house to do it.

294
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:31,980
And Pizza Hut.

295
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,060
You can get a man
to bring your pizzas to your door

296
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:35,300
and you can eat them in bed.

297
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,220
There's no need to actually
go to a Pizza Hut.

298
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,660
Unless you're having the salad.

299
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:41,260
But if you're going to Pizza Hut
and you're having the salad,

300
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,580
then you're a fucking idiot.

301
00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:44,700
Becks...

302
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,980
Have you finished?
303
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:47,380
Yeah.

304
00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:53,020
I've had another wave.

305
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,940
I think I'm going to puke again.

306
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:02,820
You. Are. 100%...

307
00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:05,780
..Filth.

308
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:20,100
Why d'you have to go outside
just because it's sunny?

309
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,100
Can you stop breathing on me? Sorry.

310
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:25,140
Why d'you have to go outside
just because it's sunny?

311
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:51,460
I can't believe you thought
I meant wedding speech earlier.

312
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,060
Oh, God...

313
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:02,860
SHE WRETCHES

314
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,460
All right?

315
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,460
Yes. Very good, thanks.

316
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,220
SHE SIGHS
317
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,380
Nice day, isn't it?

318
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,980
Yeah. Lovely.

319
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:20,900
We're going to go for a picnic
with some friends.

320
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,100
Lovely.

321
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,660
Well it's the weather for it,
isn't it?

322
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:26,780
Gotta make the most of it.

323
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,860
SHE COUGHS

324
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,140
Yes.

325
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:31,980
I'd better be off.

326
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,820
Bye.

327
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,580
Bye.

328
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,580
Dan!

329
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,100
Sorry.

330
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,660
Take it off!
331
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,340
Sorry.

332
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,260
Dan.

333
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,820
Sorry.

334
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,180
Ice creams are here!

335
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:01,580
I think everyone should just smile
and be happy.

336
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,620
And then I'd get my forehead done.
Because there's creases in it. Look.

337
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:08,860
I can't stand it. It's pathetic.
And I'd like a smaller nose.

338
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:11,580
Or a bigger head. And better hands.

339
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:13,500
My hands are gross,
too many fingers.

340
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,540
Cosmetic surgery.

341
00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:17,180
There's an advert on the tube.

342
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,300
I went on the website

343
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,380
and they basically change anything
you want them too.

344
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,460
Oh. Hello.

345
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:30,500
Hi.

346
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,060
I've just been in Flat B.

347
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,420
Oh, God.

348
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:36,340
It's disgusting in there.

349
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,020
Why doesn't that surprise me?

350
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,620
Well...

351
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:44,860
I'm on my own.
D'you want to come in?

352
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,260
I've got to go to the vet's.

353
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,060
If you don't want to come in,
just say you don't want to come in.

354
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:53,180
Don't lead me
on this merry fucking dance.

355
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,020
No, I do. I do.

356
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:58,180
But I've got to take Tiger
to the vet's.

357
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,940
What's wrong with him?

358
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,100
Injections.

359
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,220
Again?

360
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,860
And then,
when everything else is done,

361
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:09,260
if I can find the money,
I'd like a new pair of legs.

362
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,980
Thanks for these.
How much do I owe you?

363
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:14,740
They're a gift from Shelly.
Where's Becks?

364
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,260
Becks!

365
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,340
No. Honestly. It's fine.

366
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:20,580
Thank you, Shelly.

367
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:21,820
Yeah, thanks.

368
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,420
Are you OK, Becks?

369
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:26,140
Becks. Are you OK in there?

370
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:28,860
She's not feeling very well.

371
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:31,660
Becks! Just answer me yes or no.
Are you OK in there?
372
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:33,260
I'm fine!

373
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:36,060
You don't sound fine.

374
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,060
OK, Laura! Are you being sick?

375
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:40,340
Yes.

376
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:42,220
We got you an ice cream!

377
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:46,420
Could you maybe go into the kitchen
and close the door?

378
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:47,740
Sorry, I missed that.

379
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:51,420
I think she wants us to move
into the kitchen. It's
a lovely day outside! OK, Laura!

380
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,420
All the boys have
got their tops off!

381
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,220
Come on. Let's go into the kitchen.

382
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:57,020
I'm going into the kitchen now,
OK, Becks?

383
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,900
Steve's being mean
to a pregnant person.

384
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,620
Just yell if you need me, yeah?
385
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:03,900
Yeah?

386
00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:06,180
Becks!

387
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,500
Yeah.

388
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,220
Love you!

389
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:17,020
Right, everyone.
I'm going to eat my lolly.

390
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,100
Bloody hell.

391
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,100
Yeah.

392
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,100
Ice cream's bad for the baby
but I love a lolly, don't I, Paul?

393
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,460
Yeah.

394
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,700
I love having something to suck on!
As it were!

395
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:54,740
No, I do. I love sucking on things.
I'll suck on anything.

396
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:57,620
God, you should've
seen me at school.

397
00:20:57,620 --> 00:21:00,820
I don't think there was a boy
in my year that I didn't... Laura.

398
00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:02,460
What's this?

399
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:16,620
Don't you dare
get married before me.

400
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,380
No, that's not the...

401
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:21,660
It's fucking... No.

402
00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,180
No!

403
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:31,220
Hey, Becks.
All ready for the picnic? Paul!

404
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,700
Could you do me a Resolve?

405
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,780
Yeah. Of course.

406
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:42,100
What?

407
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,820
Dan! You haven't congratulated Paul
on his moustache!

408
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:48,380
Oh, yeah. Congratulations
on your moustache, Paul.

409
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:51,180
Thank you, Dan.
I've also trimmed my pubes.

410
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:52,740
What made you decide to do it, Paul?

411
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,860
Dunno. Just one of those things,
you know?

412
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:59,380
You wake up one morning and think,
"Why don't I have a moustache?"

413
00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:02,100
You know, there are two types
of people in this world,

414
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:05,500
people who've got moustaches,
and people who don't.

415
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,260
And I decided to just say fuck it
and grow a moustache.

416
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,420
How long did it take to grow it?

417
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,620
Erm...

418
00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:14,780
Nine days.

419
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,780
It's good to try something
different, isn't it?

420
00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:22,980
Yeah. It is.
Thank you, Shelly. Yeah.

421
00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:25,380
There's this bloke called Graham
at the gym...

422
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,260
Paul. We're going.

423
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:29,220
Coming, darling.

424
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:31,980
Don't forget the food, baby!
Yeah. We'll catch you up.

425
00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:34,700
Excellent. We'll be by the pond.
You got my sunglasses?

426
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,100
They're on your shirt, Paul.

427
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,060
Oh, yeah. Shelly!

428
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,660
I'll be two minutes, Laura,
I'm just going to speak to Becky.

429
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:47,500
All right, Becky?

430
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,900
No.

431
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:51,260
How's things? How're you feeling?

432
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:52,740
Awful.

433
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:54,420
Oh, dear.

434
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:56,900
You two OK?

435
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:59,940
Yep. Cleaning your teeth?

436
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,500
No.

437
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,420
You having a good day?

438
00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:06,060
Nope. I've got a hangover.

439
00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:07,620
Yeah.

440
00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:12,660
A lot of toothpaste.

441
00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,220
I know it is.

442
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:19,060
We've just seen something
very exciting.

443
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,540
Oh, yes!

444
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:23,980
Dan? Shelly?
D'you want to leave us to it, yeah?

445
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:25,260
Yeah. Bye then.

446
00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:26,700
Bye. Bye.

447
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,220
Shelly!

448
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:39,060
You don't have to do
everything she says.

449
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:45,300
Sorry.

450
00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:02,940
Why didn't you tell me
I looked like this?

451
00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:07,740
You look lovely.

452
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:12,700
Seriously. Look at me.

453
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:15,700
I stink. My hair's a mess.

454
00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:19,300
What's that? What?

455
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,780
Becky!

456
00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:22,340
What is it?

457
00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:24,660
Nothing! It's my massive dick.

458
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:26,100
Well I know that's a lie.

459
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,060
Becky!

460
00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:30,340
Laura says, "Hurry the fuck up."

461
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:31,900
We'll be five minutes!

462
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,180
Quicker!

463
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,260
OK!

464
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,300
I need to lie down.

465
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,660
Why won't you let me
look in your pocket?

466
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:50,300
You can look in there if you want.
I'm not stopping you.

467
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,140
My feet are freezing.

468
00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:59,100
Mind if I close the curtains?

469
00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:04,260
So what are we watching then?

470
00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:06,100
D'you want to see what's on iPlayer?

471
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:09,900
Or we could see if there's
a Bodyshock we haven't watched.

472
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:14,220
I can't find my socks.

473
00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:17,940
Where are my socks?

474
00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:19,980
Have you seen any of my socks?

475
00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:21,580
Erm...

476
00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:23,220
My feet are freezing.

477
00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:25,980
You could try looking in the...

478
00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:34,460
Why have you got a bottle of cava
in the laundry basket?

479
00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:35,500
Because...

480
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:39,260
it was on special offer and I didn't
want Laura finding it and nicking it.

481
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,620
What?

482
00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:46,940
What's going on?

483
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,460
Nothing.

484
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:59,620
See? You are being
so suspicious today.

485
00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:02,660
I think at one point you thought
I was going to ask you to marry me.

486
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:04,060
Shut up...

487
00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:06,220
You did, didn't you?

488
00:26:06,220 --> 00:26:07,260
Shut up...

489
00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:10,420
Why would I want to marry you?
You fucking stink.

490
00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:13,900
We don't even believe in marriage!

491
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,180
OK. Don't shout!

492
00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:18,460
As if we're going to get married!

493
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:26,660
Come on.

494
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:27,940
Let's get you in bed.

495
00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:29,260
You stinky bitch.

496
00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:34,180
♪ My heart goes boom bang-a-bang
boom bang-a-bang

497
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:36,060
♪ When you are near

498
00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:38,180
♪ Boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang

499
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,060
♪ Loud in my ear

500
00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:41,740
♪ Pounding away, pounding away

501
00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:43,940
♪ Won't you be mine?

502
00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:46,980
♪ Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time

503
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:51,340
♪ It's such a lovely feeling

504
00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:55,380
♪ When I'm in your arms

505
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:59,380
♪ Don't go away
I wanna stay my whole life through

506
00:26:59,380 --> 00:27:01,860
♪ Boom bang-a-bang-bang
Close to you. ♪