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Michael Brady
To Gillian
on Her
37th Birthday
357 W aoe Se, NYNY 200m.
2126271055¢
‘To GILLIAN ON HER 37TH BIRTHDAY
Copyright 1984 by Michael Brady
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First printing: September 1984
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Third printing: June 1986
ISBN: 0-88145-022-7
Cover art by Marguerite Woolf
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For PatriciaCIRCLE LN THE SQUARE
Coowwrown) 180 BLEECKER evneer — 284200
M SQUARE ENTERTAINMENT, INC.
Mitchell Maxwell, Alan J, Schuster, Fred H. Krones
cand
‘THE ENSEMBLE STUDIO THEATRE
Dempster David 8.
Artistic Director Managing
present
TO GILLIAN ON HER
37TH BIRTHDAY
MICHAEL BRADY
with
FRANCES CONROY JEAN De BAER
RICHMOND HOXIE CHERYL McFADDEN
NOELLE PARKER SARAH JESSICA PARKER
DAVID RASCHE
Scenery by Lights by Costumes by
ROBERT THAYER ALLEN LEE HUGHES DEBORAH SHAW
Sound by Stage Manoger Music Composed by
BRUCE ELLMAN RICHARD COSTABILE ROBERT DENNIS
Associate Producer
ANDREW R. MORSE
Directed by
PAMELA BERLIN
——
cast
(in order of eppearance)
David... eee ceeeeeeseseeess DAVID RASCHE
Rachel ve - SARAH JESSICA PARKER
cindy cocseveses NOBLLE PARKER
Kevin... re csesse+ FRANCES CONROY
ses RICHMOND HOXIE
Esthet oes voce ceeseseeesesee es JEAN DE BAER
++ CHERYL McFADDEN
SETTING
AA small island off the coast of New England,
TIME
‘Aweekend in August.
«2 specie announcement
he performance.
For Cindy, Roche, Kevin—Kerstin Kilo.
THERE WILL BE ONE TEN-MINUTE INTERMISSION.ORIGINAL PRODUCTION NOTES
To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday opened at the Ensemble Studio
‘Theatre on November 2, 1983. The cast members were the
same as those appearing in the Circle in the Square production
(see Playbill on previous pages; opening date: March 22, 1984)
with the exception of:
Ds James Rebhorn
Kevin Heather Lupton
Michael Brady's first play, Sara, was produced by Equity Li-
brary Theatre. Korczak's Children, based on the life of child
psychologist and Holocaust victim Janusz Korezak, has re-
ceived readings at The Ensemble Studio Theatre and the
American Jewish Theatre, and was named the first annual
winner of the Gesu Award in Playwriting for 1982. To Gillian
on Her 37th Birthday was developed through the literary de-
partment of The Ensemble and was featured in their New
Voices in the spring of 1983. Mr. Brady is a member of The
Ensemble Studio Theatre-and is a recipient of a 1984 New
York State Creative Artists’ Program grant.To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday isa play in two acts. "The time
is the present. The place is the back deck and beach of
David's island home. The action traces the final weekend of
August.
CHARACTERS
DAVID, age 37, a college professor, temporarily retired
RACHEL, age 16, David’s daughter
CINDY, age 16, Rachel
PAUL, age 38, David’s brother
ESTHER, age 39, David’s sister
ried to Paul
KEVIN, age 28, friend of Paul and Esther, recently divorced
friend
married to Esther
law, a psychologist, mar-
GILLIAN, age 35, David’s former wife who died in a sailing
rwo years prior to the events of the play;
ACT ONE
Scene One
(From darkness, the outline of the northern sky at night, after moon
Jall. Bands of stars in tuminous progression. Gradually the star light
reveals a stretch of beach. In the background, a weathered house with a
wooden deck. To one side of the house is @ small weather sta-
tion—thermometer, barometer, wind gauge, and a rain bucket. Built
into the wall is a small ledge with a log and a pencil. Sitting on the
beach and looking skyward are DAVID, late thirties, RACHEL, his
daughter, sixteen, and CINDY, also sisteen. All are in casual
clothes—stweatshirts and sneakers. It is after midnight, in August.)
DAVID: How long now?
RACHEL: (Shines a small flashlight on her wrist.) Twenty-four
minutes.
alittle longer. You can’t rush these things.
CINDY: Where's Perseus again? (Persoos)
DAVID: (Correcting her pronunciation.) Pear-see-us.
CINDY: Pear-see-us.
DAVID: (Pointing) Right there.
CINDY: And that’s where our meteors come from?
RACHEL: No, that’s where they appear to come from.
DAVID: Correctly qualified.
CINDY: (Reaching for a large map ofthe heavens.) Can I chart it?
RACHEL: You'd better let me chart that one.
' kind of complicated.
CINDY: I-can do it
DAVID: (To CINDY) Do you know what's special, what's
very special about these meteors?2 ‘To GILLIAN ON HiR 37H BIRTHDAY Act One
‘They come back at the same time, year after year.
In fact, a certain young person got launched under this very
meteor shower.
RACHEL: Daddy!
DAVID: Accidently, of course.
RACHEL: You're embarrassing me.
‘Now don’t be a prude, Rachel. Cindy is as good as
CINDY: (To RACHEL) Hey, we all have to start somewhere.
‘They tell me I happened in a jeep.
DAVID: You see? (Pause) All right, drum roll
please . . . (CINDY provides this.) This year’s meteor shower
is officially . . . over. (As the all begin to move.) Wait. Don’t
you hear that? Listen. The waves . . . the
waves are talking to us.
RACHEL: Daddy
sten . . . the waves are communicating. They are
time.
RACHEL: What are you doing?
Rachel, just calm down. E
trol, all right? The waves are saying . .
for Cindy's quiz.
Cinpy: Funny, I missed that.
DAVID: Come on. (CINDY crosses to the telescope.) What’s the
Irish constellation?
CINDY: That's too easy.
DAVID: Is that your answer?
CINDY: Orion, as in O’Ryan.
DAVID: Just helping you get warmed up. Now, find the
summer triangle.
CINDY: (Looking through view finder.) Got it.
DAVID: The top star of the triangle, pulsing ever so slightly?
1g is under con-
it’s time . . . time
Act One To GILLIAN ON HER 37TH BIRTHDAY
CINDY: That’s Vega.
DAVID: And what’s special about Vega?
CINDY: Recently discovered evidence of a new solar system,
DAVID: Yes! There are planets up there! New worlds spring-
wven as we speak. Think about that, just for a
all happening again, the same glorious business.
Another Jupiter, a new Saturn with her rings of crystal and ice.
‘And it has always been right in front of us, but we couldn’t sce.
We are here to create new life! That is the message of Vega.
But we forget. We lack vision. Just look at what passes for our
literature. Have you looked at our literature lately?
CINDY: I’ve been pretty busy lately. .
DAVID: Well, I’m depending on you. You will be the next
creators. Hold on to the eternals! Watch out for all this feel-
ing business. You and me and what are you feeling, and I’m
fecling and blah, blah, blah. Look to that which endures.
‘The sea, the sky, the stars, memory, and the human heart,
‘These are the eternals . ..
cmp
RACHBL: Daddy, come back. Daddy!
DAVID: Where were we?
RACHEL: Cindy’s quiz,
DAVID: What do we call the brightest star in the constellation?
CINDY: The alpha.
DAVID: The alpha... (Pointing skyward.) Who is that
fellow?
CINDY: Sirius. In the constellation of the dog, arf, arf.
And what's special about Sirius, arf, arf?
sirius is the brightest star in the sky, the alpha of the
DAVID: You're on a roll. Show me where the morning star
will rise.4 ‘To GnuiaN on Her $71H Bueripay Act One
Cinpy: (Points low on the horizon.) Right there.
Davip: And what's incorrect about “Morning Star”?
Canny: It’s not a star. It’s Venus, wl a planet.
Davin: That was terrific, really. Exc
you dont make A's
lent. 1 don't see why
+ Tack motivation.
: Well, keep at it. You never know when they'll bring
back College Bowl. Quick recall.
Cinpy: .. of specific fact. I think I'll take my chances. (A
wave breaks against the shore, quite loud.)
Davip: Oh, that was a nice one. When the surf got wild and
crazy like this, your mother used to come down here and wail
like a Banshee. You remember? (Pause) Am I talking in a
vacuum?
RacuEL: I remember, Daddy. I was down by High Surf today.
There was this guy
Davin: What? Now you know the rules. 1 don't want you
swimming at High Surf Beach.
RacueL: I didn’t go in the water.
Davin: There's an undertow. And there's no lifeguard. You
don't go to any unauthorized beaches.
RacHEL: I was just talking to this guy.
Davin: Not at High Surf.
Racwen: All right.
Cinpy: (Pointing skyward.) What do you call that one?
Davin: That big red one we call Aldebaron.
Canby: Is that like Al de Baron of England or something?
Davin: No, but good wy. Aldebaron is a Persian word. It
means “the follower.”
Cinpy: Oh yeah?
WON Her 377 BiRTHDAY
And if that doesn’t meet your fancy, we can
rename it. For each generation must rediscover the universe.
Yeats said that. Or maybe it was Joyce... Anyway, for Al-
debaron let’s say Ward. And we'll all that one June. And that
cone Wally... . And that little rascal over there? No? That's the
Beaver.
CunD¥: What is he talking about?
RacieL: My father is being involved. I's an old TV show.
inv: (To Davin) You are really heavy into daytime tele-
Davin: Guilty.
Cunpy: Well, watch it. Too much of that stuff can make you
sterile. And you wouldn't want that.
Davin: Heaven forbid. (Crossing 19 RACHEL, who is looking
through the telescope.) You will be relieved to know, Rachel, that
in your absence the stars have not shifted in their orbits
RacHeL: I wasn't gone that long.
DAvib: Two months? Reminded me of the old days. Your
mother off in Sumatra or the Serengeti, or the San Diego
Zoo, an orangoutang under each arm. Waiting for the sum-
mer to end and Gil to come back to us, dirty and happy.
Except this year it was me... . and Cindy, waiting for you to
come back. (Pause) Where's your mother's hat?
RACHEL: What?
Davip: Her hat. Her lucky special hat. I've been looking for
it
RACHEL: It's around.
Davip: Where?
RACHEL: I don’t know. Around. Somewhere.
Davin: You've seen it?
RACHEL: No, but it's got to be in the house somewhere.
Davin: Having spent the worse part of four days taking the6 To GILLIAN ON Her 877 BiRrHDAY ‘Act One
house apart drawer by drawer, I think I can say your mother's
hats not around in the house somewhere. You haven't passed
the hat along to your aunt?
RacueL: Daddy, I didn't take Mommy's hat. And Aunt Esther
would never take something that didn’t belong to her.
Davin: I'm just rying to ensure that your mother's hat doesn’t
end up in the trash. Is that so terrible? Rachel, you are be-
ginning to pick up some of your aunt's less appealing char-
acteristics. You two must have had some interesting conver-
sations. What to do if Daddy's acting a litle strange when you
get back, especially as we get near the anniversary of you-
know-what.
RACHEL: Daddy, you've got to learn to discharge.
Davin: Discharge? Oh, really?
RACHEL: Yeah.
Davin: Learn to discharge? Now that is the voice of Esther.
Ido not have to learn anything, young lady. And I hope you're
prepared to play the host tomorrow, because I arf not.
Cunpy: 1 just saw one!
DAVID: Where? (C1NDY points) Wrong quadrant.
Canby: I really did, honest.
DAviD: No, not official
INDY: How come you always decide what’ official?
Davip: Knowledge is power. (Turning back fo RACHEL.) Rachel,
Thave been what is called a good sport to this point. Tell me
who is coming tomorrow with Esther and Paul, just
who this surprise visitor is. That would be very adult of you.
RACHEL: Yeah, but then if told you, it wouldn't be a surprise
, Rachel. Now listen to me. If your mother
were here, she would explain to you that most mammals, and
And it is not uncommon for
the surviving mate to remain . .. apart, after the death of his,
Act One ‘To Giusaw on Hen 377 BietHpay 7
companion, and that mourning for two years, or for alifetime,
is an accepted part of the natural world, despite what you
aunt might tell you. I expected better of you. I really did,
(To Davi) Do you know what it’s called when there
are a lot of waves all together? Hey, I'm talking to you,
Ciwpy: That's what they call me. Remember you said one
night ... an exaltation of nightingales, right? So what's “blank”
of waves? A lot of waves, all bunched up?
Lam at a loss.
Davip: Official,
Cinpy: My first stump. A girl always remembers her first.
You ready? A lot of waves all bunched up is called, ta da, a
roost
Davip: A roost.
Cinpy: And if a wave is real long, like the one we saw last,
February, you call that the fetch of the wave.
Davi: (Laughs) The fetch.
Cnvy: Precisely.
Davin: The fetch of a wave. That's very nice. And it’s also
very late. (To C1npy) Run tomorrow?
RACHEL: It's supposed to be very hot tomorrow.
Davip: Don't nag, Rachel. (To Cinby) Fetch me early while
it’s still cool
CINDY: I'll... roost you out. (Starts 1 go.) Well, goodnight.
DaviD: Goodnight, Cindy.
(Cinpy and RACHEL walk off a small distance, then stop.)
Ractet: Fetches and roosts?8 ‘To GiutiaN on Hex 87
1 BierHDAY ‘Act One
Cinpy: I'm sorry. I was running out of diversions. He likes
to talk about waves.
RACHEL: He likes to talk about anything.
Canby: Waves especially. So I read this book.
RACHEL: Oh, you read a book! Wo!
Cinpy: Don't go all razors on me.
RacueL: I'm sorry. God, you heard him going at me. And
why is he talking about the hat?
Cinpy: I don't know. He likes to talk. Sometimes he gets a
lite carried away.
RACHEL: He stares into space, at nothing. And he talks to
himself,
Canby: Everybody talks to themselves.
RacHEL: This is different.
Cinpy: So I'l stay over.
Racin: No.
Canby: What's the big deal?
RacHeL: No big deal, but no,
Cinpy: Sure, So who is this mystery woman, person, thing,
it, anyway?
RACHEL: My lips are sealed
Cinpy: Come on.
RACHEL: We'll all be nice and relaxed tomorrow, Cindy.
aN
y: I'm going home right now and put on my nice face.
RacHEL: Now just don't pull anything, you've promised, okay?
Don't let him run too much. And if he gets wobbly ..
Cinpy: ... Ill sit on him, promise.
RACHEL: By the way
Cinpy: He said nightingales.
‘Act One
RACHEL: He's wrong. It happens.
Cimpy: I am crushed.
(CINDY exits. RACHEL returns fo DAVID, who is busy with his star
charts.)
Racutt: This boy 1 met at the beach today. He's pretty in-
teresting. (Pause)
Davip: Sorry, kiddo, I just went vacant. What was that?
RACHEL: Nothing. No big deal.
Davip: Come on now. Out with it.
RactieL: Nothing.
Davib: It sounded more like a something.
RACHEL: This boy on the beach, he talked about cybernetics.
I didn't know what he meant.
«robots, artificial
RACHEL: No, Daddy.
Davin: I guess it would be engineering, for the basics, and
‘math, logic, and programming
RACHEL: I said no! I just wanted to know what the word
meant
Davin: Sorry, I guess I'm not listening. Your mother always
said that was my worst fault.
RACHEL: Don't be mad about tomorrow.
Davin: I'm not mad.
RACHEL: This is me you're talking to.
Davip: Annoyed, maybe.
RacHEL: Then don't be annoyed maybe. Daddy, when you
‘meet somebody in a social situation, you don’t have to do
anything, unless you want to.10 To Gi.iaN on He 87TH BirTHDAY Act One
Davip: Aren't I supposed to be saying this to you?
RacuEL: You did, last year. It was terrific advice, I recom-
mend it. (Pause) Don't stay up too late.
Davip: I won't
RACHEL: I miss her, 100, every day. (Pause) Ci
ing the star charts?
ly’sbeen keep-
Davin: Uk-hmm.
RacHEL: I thought I was the official star chart keeper.
Davin: You are
RACHEL: Always and forever.
Davin: ... But when the offi
unofficial keeper some practice.
1 keeper is away, we give the
RacHEL: Did you miss me?
DAvip: Of course I missed you. (Pause)
RactteL: Don't forget to take your potassium
Davin: Would I do that?
RacHeL: I mean it. You take them or I'll tell Aunt Esther.
Davin: Ah, there’s my modern version of the Apocalypse.
(Reaches into pocket, pulls out bottle of pills, takes one out. Moves
hhands around.) Pick the hand with the pill! Just twenty wins
yuh fifty, twenty wins yuh fifty
RACHEL: (Picks a hand.) ‘The pill
Davin: (Moving hands again.) Pick the lucky hand
RACHEL: Cut it out. (DAVID swallows the pill) Aren't you com:
ing in?
Davio: In a minute
Racitet: It’s getting late,
Davin: Let’s not get started again, Rachel.
RACHEL: Please come in with me.
‘Act One To GrutaN on Her 37rH BierHDay 1
Davin: I'll see you in the morning. (RACHEL exits) Good night
(Davin distens to the waves breaking against the shore.) Gil, Gi
Tonight? Please? I'm forgetting the details. (Slowly a thin are
of light moves across the stage and fades, Davi following the falling
star with his finger.) Gil. (Closing his eyes.) 1 wish I may, I wish
T might, but oh, God, I’m certain I won't have the wish I wish
tonight.
(Stage lights gradually fade.)
Scene Two
(The following morning. Kevin and PAUL ave staring at the water.
PAUL. isin his late ¢hirtes, KEVIN is younger, late twenties.)
Kevin: Beautiful. Exactly as you promised.
Pavt: You see?
Kevin: Now stop holding out on me.
PAUL: Kevin, would I do that?
Kevin: Don't do the charm number either.
PAUL: You're just nervous about meeting an available male.
Kevin: I am nervous, but that’s not what’s wrong.
PAUL: You were the same way on your blind date with that
guy who wanted to mass produce gerbils as an alternative
food source.
Kevin: David is not a blind date. The two of you are sitting
on something. I would like some details.
PAUL: (Growls) Esther gave you the det
Kevin: Esther told me “boating accident.
PAUL: We were on their boat. Clear skies, no small-eraft warn-
ings. David was atthe wheel, or whatever you call those things.
Gillian was half-way up the mast. She liked to do things like12 To GILLIAN ON Her $77H BierHDAY ‘Act One
‘Act One ‘To GILLIAN on Her 87H BieTHDAY 8
that, drove me half crazy. ... We hit something. Submerged
debris. Gil fell and hit her head on the deck. An accident,
enters, jogging. She stops, stretches, oblivious to KEVIN, then runs
toward the deck.)
Kevin: Rachel. Hel
1
Kevi: Why are you making this so difficult? There is some-
thing else
Canby: (Slowing down) No. I'm not Rachel
Rachel's.
I'ma friend of
PAUL: This was two years ago, and. ..
Kevin: Ah. My name is Kevin.
Cunpy: Oh?
Kevin: And?
PAUL: And it was also Gillian’s birthday. Which is also to-
Ki
Kevtw: I'm with Paul and Esther. Do you know .
Cinpy: Sure. Got it. (Crossing to KEVIN, shaking hands.)
Cindy. No one’s here.
Kevin: We noticed.
Oh, Pa
aut: We didn't even think it all out til just a few days ago,
‘And we thought you would have backed out,
Kevin: I would have.
Cinpy: Rachel’s at the supermarket. She's into that stuff.
Kevin: And David?
Cinby: He's still jogging. South side by now. We usually pace
‘each other. You know Mr. ... You know David?
Paut: And we thought that would be a waste of a perfectly
decent weekend.
Kevin: Paul...
KEVIN: Yes. I took a lot of his courses in college, years and
years ago.
Paun: Just relax.
Kevin: I hate it when you tell me to relax. Did it ever occur
to you that I don’t need the competition, that maybe I don't
need to be compared to that overgrown golden retriever he
‘was married to?
Cunpy: Oh, so you're the one.
Kevin: He's talked about me?
Cunpy: No. (Pause) He doesn't teach any more.
Kevin: Well, maybe hell get back to it, (Pause)
Cinpy: He didn’t think you'd be here this early
Kevin: Well surprise him, then.
Canby: (Starts to run off) I don’t think he's all that fond of
surprises.
PAUL: Oh, (ESTHER appears at the door.)
EsTHER: (To PAUL) You may think I enjoy unloading the car
by myself. You would be wrong. (To KEVIN) Not you. (ESTHER
axils.)
Pau: (Starting to exit.) Why don’t you just concentrate on all
that water? I'm told it has a soothing effect, though it’s never
done a thing for me.
(PAUL enter from he howe.
KEN Z
PAUL: (To CinDy) Hi, muscles. (CINDY stops, us one foot behind
hher head. and turns.)
Cinpy: Hello, Mr, Cerebellum.
: Paul
PauL: Concentrate, I'm prepared to put that in writing
(PAUL exits. KEVIN concentrates on the water. After a beat, CINDY4 ‘To Guta on Her S7rx Bierupay Act One
PAUL: (Exaggerated) “Cerebellum,” score one for the tyke. Have
you two met?
Canby: Check. I'l tell... David you're here.
Kevin: No need.
Cinpy: No problem. Oh, don't worry (Starts to exi, stops.)
I won't spoil your surprise. (CINDY exit.)
Kevin: The kid next door?
Paut: You got it.
Kevin: She didn’t seem overjoyed to meet me. Or is that just
the charming aloofness of the natives?
PAUL: She's all right, A litde hormonal at times, but all right.
Kevin: This is the wrong time to be doing this.
PAUL: You're not doing anything, except getting away for a
few days.
Kevin: I go back tonight.
PaUt: Would you stop? You're our guest, now start acting the
part.
(ESTHER enters from the house, ate thirties, dressed for the beach.
She crosses to them, sniffs the air.)
EstHen: Did I tell you or did I tell you?
Kevin: You told me.
EsTHER: You bottle it, take it back and sell it. Its that good,
(Breathing) Come on, let’s do it. In good stuff, out shit. In
good, out shit.
Kevin: I'm going to explore a bit
PAUL: Come back. (KEVIN smiles and slowly walks off)
EstHER: In good, out shit.
PAUL: Would you stop?
Ester: Would you take that burr out of your behind?
‘Act One To Gi.iaN oN Her 3771 BixrHDAY
PAUL: You have the potential here for real disaster.
EsTHER; You want to not use your mystic tone of voice?
Paut: Esther, the potential for real, honest, nice people dis-
aster.
ESTHER: Just what are we doing? Kevin wants to mect men.
She asks you; we arrange. End of story.
PAUL: Not quite, Esther, not quite the end of the story. We
didn't just happen to forget tomorrow is Gil’s birthday, we
didn’t just casually overlook the most traumatic event in all
of our lives.
Ester: Are you through? Kevin can take care of herself.
She's a big girl.
PAUL: I'm talking about David.
ESTHER: You are always mouthing off that you are his oldest
friend. You could do something, you know, instead of criti
izing.
PaUL: I'l handle it in my own way.
ESTHER: Look, Kevin is here, so let's just make the best of it,
shall we, Mr. Negativity?
PAUL: You're bulldozing, Esther.
Esrner: Such a charming, subtly hostile, faintly masculine
choice of phrase, bull dozing.
Pavt: You are bulldozing, and I'm letting you get away with
it
(RACHEL enters. She puts down a bag of groceries and crosses to
them.)
RACHEL: Hi, hi, hi. How's your dog?
ESTHER: Good, how's your dog?
RACHEL: Good.
PAUL: (Examining bag.) What's allthis?
RACHEL: We call it food, sahib.16 ‘To GILLIAN ON HR 377H BIRTHDAY
PAUL: We can get the food, we have the car.
RACHEL: I have the bike.
ESTHER: She's self-reliant. What'd I tell you?
RACHEL: I like to do the errands. You two shouldn’t have to
worry about anything while you're here
ESTHER: You hear that? It’s her way or the highway, right?
RACHEL: Right.
ESTHER: the blood. Wel
RACHEL: Okay. (RACHEL
ESTHER: Did you miss us?
RACHEL: Yeah. You miss me?
ESTHER and PAUL: Yeah.
ESTHER: How you doing, let me have it.
RACHEL: I don’t know. He keeps running, all the time.
PAUL: All that health, bad for you.
ESTHER: Shut up.
RACHEL: I uy to get him to take his potassium, but he
makes me feel like a nurse or something
ESTHER: You know, I asked how you are, not how’s
Daddy.
RACHEL: Yeah, right. There's this boy.
PAUL: Ah hab, back a week and already you've got a
boyfriend.
RACHEL: I don’t have a boyfriend, Uncle Paul. I am
eyeballing a boyfriend.
ESTHER: He likes? (RACHEL shrugs.) He talks?
RACHEL: He talks.
ESTHER: That’s something. Are you involved? Nothing is a
problem. You need help?
RACHEL: (Laughs) No, it’s not that. I don’t even know his
me look at you.
rls around.)
‘Act One ‘To GILLIAN ON HER 377TH BIRTHDAY
PAUL: Doesn’t mean a thing.
ESTHER: (To PAUL) Your mouth. (To RACHEL) You talk to
me, I mean it. Morning, noon, or night. Sex, biology,
babies, no babic
RACHEL: Aunt Esther . .
ESTHER: The works, you hear me?
RACHEL: I’m okay on biology. It’s all the other stuff.
PAUL: What other stuff?
RACHEL: I just want things to be
Quiet? And Daddy
normal, you know?
ESTHER: Look kiddo, David, I ove him, Ido, but when he
starts his lost-in-the-stars routine, no one can put up with
him, So you leave him to me.
PAUL: Esther. . .
ESTHER: Shhh.
RACHEL: He thinks you took Mommy's hat.
ESTHER: What?
RACHEL: Or he thinks I did. He's out here every night,
sometimes all night
(DAVID enters, running. He stops, begins to stretch. CINDY enters a
few steps bekind.)
PAUL: David!
ESTHER: Hello, David. Hi, Cindy.
DAVID: Well, the same old cast of characters.
ESTHER: How are you, David?
DAVID: We're not playing the dating game today? Don’t tell
me there’s been a sudden outbreak of good taste.
PAUL: There is someone we'd like you to meet .18 To GinttaN on Hx 371n Brerripay Act One
Davin; Then it is to be Christians and lions. All right, lets
get this over with. Where is she? (To Cin) In the trunk, J
hope, gasping for air?
Paut: David.
RACHEL: (To EstHER) You see? He's been like this all week.
DAvip: Oh he has, has he? (To ESTHER, throwing his towel down
on the deck.) Getting little updates from the front?
ESTHER: Let's just slow down and take this back to step one.
How are you, David?
Davin: Lam fine, Esther, how are you? And 1 am well-tuned
emotionally, despite obvious stories to the contrary.
RACHEL:
DAvip: (Stretching, not looking at RacHtEL.) Sounds like some-
‘one's been telling stories. .
Daddy, 1 do not tell stories.
RACHEL: Daddy, you look at me if you are talking to me. I
do not tell stories. We are a family. You don't tell stories when
you're talking to family. Mommy said that all the time.
I know you mean well...
iddy, this is for you. Becatuse we are all worried
about you, Fm sorry, but I think its time you start talking
real women again. You can't. .
Davin: Let's just stop it right there, young lady.
RactEL: Daddy, can’t you see what's happening?
Davi: What's happening is you are going to your room where
you are going to think very carefully about what you just said.
‘And you are going to think about privacy, and what that
‘means, Do you understand?
(RACHEL runs into the house, EsTHER following.)
Davin: (Stopping EstHeR) Esther, I can handle this without
any more of your assistance. And my oh my, | wonder where
Rachel picked up her new confrontational style?
Act One ‘To GiLAN on Her 871i Breripay "
EstHER: She is saying what she thinks. If you would slow
down enough to hear her, you would know that.
(Davin exits, ESTHER starts to follow.)
PAUL: Mind your business.
EstHer: This is my business.
Paut: Esther, she's not ours.
ESTHER: I am aware of that. (ESTHER exits into the house.)
Pawn: (To Cinpy) Heavy surf, young one.
Cinpy: A minor squall, old one.
Paut: Not so old.
Cany: Not so young. (CINDY sticks out her tongue. PAUL replies
the same.)
PAUL: They are all mad here / Save me and thee / And I'gin
to have / My doubts on thee... Looking forward 10 sehool,
Cindy?
Ginpy: Why don’t you go beat up smal
Paut: You mean I'm not?
Cinby: You should have kids of your own to pick on. How
come you don’t?
Pavt: Don't what, you nosy little bug?
Cinpy: You heard me.
Paut: Well, Gindy, that decision is a highly personal and
intimate choice between two people.
Canny: Forget it.
PAUL: No, no, I'll answer your question. Because despite the
difference in age between us, despite what some people might
see as the difference in intelligence
Cinpy: Uh-huh,
PaUL: We trust each other, that's all I'm trying to say. Cindy,20 “To Giutiaw on Her $71H Brerepay Act One
the reason Esther and I don't have children . .. God, this is
painful
Canby: Then forget it.
Pave: he reason is—we were aft
you.
Ciny: Yeah, yeah. You wor
they'd turn out like
"tbe so nasty if you exercised.
Paut: Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lie down until
it passes.
Canny: It wouldn't hurt. You wouldn't be 80.
PAUt: ...toadlike, shall we say? You be nice or I won't tell
you any more jokes.
Canby: Such an awesome threat. Who's your friend?
Paut: Oh, the wheels they are a-turning, Better ask all the
pertinent questions before she gets back.
Canny: [ asked a question.
PAUL: (Looking off)) She’s turning around.
Cinpy: Haven't you heard? Civilized people respond to ques-
tions.
PAUL: Do I detect a veiled threat in that over-glanded and
muscle-bound young body?
Canby: I could bust your transmission, if that's what you're
saying.
PauL: Kevin is my co-worker. Together we give money to the
socially and artistically worthy.
Cinpy: You do that? ,
PAUL: She does. I give money to those who bribe me, pref-
‘erably with sexual favors,
Cinpy: You're very gross.
PAUL: You're very cruel.
Cinpy: (Whispers) Here she comes ..
‘Act One To Gu.iaw oN Hn 377 BixrHDAy 21
PAUL: (Whispers) Jealousy is a terrible thing in one so young.
Canby: (Whispers) You want to sleep with the fishes? (KEVIN
enters.)
KEVIN: Hello, again.
CANDY: 'Lo, (DAVID enters from the hous, picks up his towel, and
notices KEVIN.)
Davip: I must give Esther credit. Thisisa big-league surprise.
Paul: You remember
Dawio: ... Kevin, yes indeed,
Kevin: Hello, David.
lever forget distinctive appell
1v) Appellation meaning . .
Canby: I know.
ns. One of my rules,
Davin: (To Kevin) Have you met?
Canby: Cindy. Three times.
Pau: I'll get our things in, (Starts to go; to C1NDy.) Yoo-hoo?
C1npy: (To Davin) Same time tomorrow?
Davin: Well, itis pretty warm.
Kevin: We could get up early.
PAUL: Another one. (PAUL exits into the house.)
f you're on the track by ten of seven...
you can lap the campus three times before the
Cinpy: You two used to run together?
: Yes, we did.
Kevin: Every other day for two years.
(PAUL'S hand appears at the door, his finger pointing at C1NDY.
Canby slowly exits.)2 ‘To GrtttaN oN HeR 37H BIRTHDAY Act One
Kevin: So,
is your wife's birthday.
Davin: Please
Kevin: And
they couldn't have told meall this days ago, because
wouldn't be here now. I thought I'd surprise you. T thought
‘would be funny or . .. I'm not sure what I thought. (Pause)
.¢ explanation?
KEVIN: Yes. (Pause) And I'm perfectly willing to take the next
boat out of here.
DAvip: Well, that seems a bit drastic, since you're here. Look,
let me give you the tour, and you can decide if you want to
Wall, well do Main Street and come back by the beach.
need to know where the waves come from.
They begin in fetches.
Kev: Fetches?
Davin: Fetches and roosts.
(They exit, and the lights slowly change.)
Scene Three
(Later that same afternoon. One by one the women enter in bathing
suits, They spread towels and sun bathe, apply tanning creams, sun
screens, zinc oxide, etc, All this i done slowly, without haste, The
‘women smile to each other, but do not talk. Finally PAUL enters, fully
dressed with a large hat, After a moment, DAVID enters. He surveys
Act One ‘To Gi.tiaN on Hex 3754 BrerHpay 3
the scene, crosses to his weather s
1, and begins making noes in
the bound log)
Paut: (To Davin) So, how long has it been?
Davin: (Still writing) What?
PAUL: Since we saw you—months, right? Too long. You should
‘come visit us more often. We'll go Chinese every night.
DAVID: We just got a Chinese,
Paut: The Yat
not Chinese.
talking selection.
Davin: We have a very nice sélection,
PAUL: You've got to have the city, cradle of civilization. Rub
up against the other animals.
Davin: I’m fine right here.
PAUL: What about all the b he give and take of the
Davin: Just the way I like it,
aus Right (Searching for a newspaper clipping.) 1 saved this
for you.
Davin: From the freak
week's newspaper, in its glorious entirety
Hogs? Question mark?
JPI) The body of a
ta South Side meatpacking firm,
gs. Name suppresse:
sd dead at Mercy Hospi
investigators said the victim's face and abd
chewed. They said about 100 hogs wer
the victim's clothes were hanging neatly on a nearby fence.
‘An autopsy was scheduled.
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Normal um4 To GULIAN ON Her 37H BIRTHDAY Act One
Davin: Let's h
pe so.
EsrHeR: (Still sunning) Can't you keep them to yourself, just
PAUL: Oh, but it’s so much better to share.
EsTHER: Uh-huh
PAUL: (Smiles at ESTHER, crasses to DAVID, who is still at the
weather station.) What's the forecast?
Davi: Well, it’s a close call, but I think we'll have weather
today.
PAUL: That is reassuring. (Siding) Hey, Iran into Belman the
other day. Re as asked for an emergency leave of
absence. I told Belman you were still available. He might cal
(Pause) They would try to rearrange Renowski’s schedule to
accommodate you
Davip: Not interested, thank you. What happened to Re-
nowski, anyway?
PaUL: Belman just said personal problems.
Davin: Belman is always discreet. Renowski got caught with
his hand up one too many pairs of panties, that’s my educated
opinion.
PAUL: It sounds like they'd really like you back. You could
stay with us, overnight. You know that.
Davi: I said no.
PAUL: Look, it might be good for you
Davi: What are you doing? No. Mind your business. (DAVID
returns to his weather log:)
PAUL: Well, just a thought... (PAUL returns to his readings
KEVIN crosses fo DAVID.)
Kevin: It's a nice beach... And you've got a nice house.
Davip: Thanks.
Kevin: (Pointing to the rain gauge.) What's all that?
‘Act One To GILUAN ON Her 37rH BIRTHDAY 8
DAviD: Your basic thermometer, barometer, wind gauge. Helps
‘me keep track of the elements. A bit of a hobby. (Pause)
Kevin: How long have you been here, David?
Davip: Ten years of summers, two year-round. We used to
rent but there was settlement after the accident. So, I bought
the place.
Kevin: And Rachel, is she happy here?
Davi: Happy with the island? I think so.
Kevin: Cindy?
DAviD: The indispensable companion and best friend. A bit
like the maid in a French face. (Singing the theme from Gilli-
gan’s Island) “So, that’s the tale of our castaways / ‘They're
here for 2 long, long time.
Kevin: And David?
Davip: Oh, he’s a slippery one, I'm told
Kevin: David, maybe I was just a face in the crowd -
Davip: You were always a bit more than that.
Kevin: Thanks. David, it’s probably not my business, but 1
can't imagine you not teaching.
DAviD: Old Herman Melville and I, we've speared our last
ale... just history now.
You made Melville, you made all of them dance in
And that's a rare gift
Davin: Like I said, just history now.
Kevin: I know you'll get back to
Davip: Look, what is all this about?
problem
is really not your
KEVIN: No, it isn't, (KEVIN begins to ext. RACHEL crosses to her.)
RACHEL: Hi.
Kevin: Hi,26 ‘To GILLIAN ON HeR 87TH BIRTHDAY ‘Act One
RACHEL: Maybe after lunch you'd like to see the fleet get
blessed?
KEVIN: Well, I'm not sure
RacHeL: They have a band and they throw a cross into the
harbor. It’s fun. Are you hungry now or anything like that?
‘There's a lot around. I know a great ice cream place. We can
go right now.
Kevin: Sounds fine.
RacuEL: And we'll make plans for tomorrow, okay?
KEVIN: Okay.
PAUL: (Starting to go.) The heavenly hash is on me. (To Davi)
You want?
Davi: No.
aut: Esther?
Esruer: Fudge ripple. (PAUL, RACHEL, and KEVIN exit. Pause.)
Davin: Whose idea is Kevin? Yours?
Esruee: Hers. And mine.
DAviD: I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say.
Esrier: You're both adults. At least she is.
Davip: Look, I didn’t mean to snap at Rachel. Things just
come out after I run.
ESTHER: You encouraged Rachel to spend the summer with
us. What's the scenario today? Rachel betrayed poor old David
and I'm cast as the witch abductor? If you didn’t want Rachel
to go you should have said so two months ago. And if you
don't want us here, tell me now.
Davin: You know I'm glad to see you. (Pause)
Ester: That's it? Thank you, Mr. Warmth. (Pause) What's
your daily schedule now? Two hours of running and ten hours
of television?
Davin: You can do better than that.
‘Act One ‘To GiLtiaN on Hee 77H BietHDay a
EstueR: I don't have to do better than that. You need to
work. Your inactivity is destructive and irresponsible.
Davin: Don't play the shrink with me, Esther, I'm not in the
mood.
ESTHER: I'm not going to apologize for my training or my
profession. You could benefit from therapy.
Davin: Thank you, Ann Landers, for rep
umns.
1g your col
EsTHER: Just short term, talking to someone instead of
ternalizing,
Davin: God, you sound like the back of a matchbook.
ESTHER: You've got Rachel scared, do you know that?
Davin: Let's not exaggerate a family spat, Esther. This morn-
ing was just parents and kids. It happens all the time
EstHER: Rachel is worried that you are withdrawing from
her, and that scares her. That's what she and I talked about
all summer. (Pause) Have you blacked out again?
Davin: No. I run less, scout’s honor. And I'm eating green
vegetables. So don’t throw Adele Davis at me.
EsTHER: Do you have
iD: (Shows bottle) Ingesting potassium has become a re-~
ligious experience.
EstHeR: I mean sleeping
Davip: Play fair, Esther.
Esrier: Do you?
Davin: That was a mistake,
EsTHER: Taking half bottle of sleeping pills on Gil's birthday
was not a mistake. So don’t make me ask again.
Davip: No pills. (Pause) Does he know about last year?
ESTHER: Does who know?28 ToG: < ‘Act One
Davin: Paul.
EstHER: I told you I told no one, or did you think I was just
playing the shrink?
Davin: Husbands and wives talk to each other. I seem to
remember that.
EstHER: You really don’t have much of an opinion of me, do
you? I told Paul and I told Rachel, no more and no less than
‘what you and I decided. They came home from the movies
and found you hospital with food poisoning. End of
story.
Davip: Thank you. (ESTHER goes to eave.) Esther! I just want
her back. Nothing else.
EstHER: Gil is not coming back. And you don't honor her
mory by giving up on your own life. You're turning her
into an icon, into something that has nothing to do with my
sister.
Davin: You truly have a vulgar little mind.
ESTHER: Maybe. Maybe I do have a vulgar little mind. And
maybe I laugh too loud, just like my sister.
Davin: Esther -
EsTHER: And I am proud of it all and you get no apologies
from me.
Davin: I didn’t mean
ESTHER: Oh yes, you meant. I can defend myself, but how
dare you come down on Rachel, how dare you. You just take
some of that mountain of pity you've built for yourself and
point it at your daughter. When she was fourteen years old
she watched her mother die. She watched her mother bleed
to death. You just focus on that.
Davio: All
ight ...all right.
EstHER: It took mea long time to like you, David, even longer
to care, but I do care now. And if you throw your life down
the toilet, I will cry for you, and I'll have a lot of bad nights.
Act One To Guan on Hex 3774 BrerHpay 29
You may not believe that, but it’s the truth, But if you think
1 am going to let you take Rachel down with you, then you
don’t know who I am. Then you have never made the slightest
effort to know who I am.
Davin: I don't mean to exclude Rachel. It's just. ..1 don’t
know if I can change.
ESTHER: Oh, but you can. Your life is happening now.
Davin: No, Esther! Gil was my life. She was my anchor and
without her I am lost. And the only way I have found some-
thing, some glue to hold the pieces together, is to sit on this
beach and think of her, and what we had. So I sit here, and
I remember. And that is how I have survived this last year.
This is how I will survive this weekend, and how I will continue
to survive. (Pause)
EsrHee: If that is the case, maybe Rachel should come back
with us. Are you listening to me, David? I am not just talking
about another summer vacation.
Davin: I know. I'm trying to think.
Esruer: What is there to think about? Leaving will be cata-
strophic for Rachel. She has friends here, school. David . .
is not here any more. Rachel is. She is alive and hurting,
Rachel needs you. You be her parent. Be her fathi
Davin: Don't you do that, Esther. You don’t do that one. I’
take the mental hygiene lecture, but don't you talk to me about
being a parent, and about sacrificing for my kid, because you
don't know the first thing about it.
EstHER: I just want you to remember who you are.
Davip: I know damn well who Lam, And I won'tbe told what
it means to be a parent by someone who isn't one. Don't talk
tome about my child and what she needs, Atleast I have one.
‘And I can give you lessons on what it means to be a mother
(Pause)
Esruten: I suggest we stop right here before things are suid
which cannot be repaired. Would you agree tharwe mast do—
what's-bestfor Rachel2-
mes W30 ‘To GutiaN ON Hk 37TH BIRTHDAY ‘Act One
Davip: Yes, I agree.
N srnes Good, Wet go tothe cemetery tomorrow, put dow
some flowers irises would be nice, Then well dscns hi as
a family.
2 ord OR Ol
CEsriee exits Mo the hous Bastia remains onstage as the lights
shift to evening.)
Scene Four
(That evening. The lapping of the tide and the sound of wind passing
through the rigging of boats is just barely audible.)
What's life? ‘Who took the cookie
1m the cookie jar? (Pause) I said who took the cookie fro1
cookie jar? Damn it, who took the cookie from the cookie
Da\
jar?
GiLiaN: You.
NN enters abruptly. Ske is in her middle thirties, dresed for
‘the beach. Both stare at the wale for a tine, not looking at each
other.)
Davin: Not me.
GILLIAN: Yes, you
Davip: Not you?
GILLIAN: Um
Davi: Then who?
-hmmm. (No)
GiLtiaN: Why, you!
Davin: Me?
GILLIAN: Yes, you! You took the cookie from the cookie jar.
(Pause)
Davin: What's life?
GILLIAN: A magazine.
‘Act One ‘To GULIaN ON HR 87H BietHpay 31
Guan: Ten cents.
Davin: That's cheap.
Guta: That's life.
Davin: What's life. Don't answer that.
1LLIAN: How's your dog?
Dav
Ready for a romp.
LLIAN: The correct response to “How's your dog?” is “Good,
w’s your dog?”
Davin: I was always a bit Slow.
GuLLIAN: That part I liked. (DAVID moves toward her, GILLIAN
steps away.) The waves are singing tonight.
Davin: What do they say?
Gu
|AN: That's a secret.
Davin: You can tell me.
GiiaN: They're singi
: Th
Gian: Life goes on and on.
life goes on.
Davi 0
Dat
Profound, those waves
GULLIAN: Mr. Cynic, Mr. Simpl
you, Mr. Literature, Mr. Syml
rruths are never enough for
Davin: Enough.
JILLIAN: Mr. Book of the Month, Mr. PBS, Mr. $.A.T., Mr...
Davin: Enough! Enough. (Pause) Let the games begin.
Guan: No games tonight.
Davi: How about Great Apes and Baboons, always one of
your favorites.
Guuian: No.
Davi: Our lite primate friends, come on,82 ‘To Gu.iaN oN Her 377H Bierupay ‘Act One
Guan: Read my lips. (Mouthing ‘n'‘0')
Davip: How about an orangoutang?
GILLIAN: Maybe an orangoutang.
Davip: Give us a young one, seeking acceptance into tribe.
GILLIAN: (Imitates a young oranguton, picking at her clothes, checks
puffed out.) I prefer the young ones.
Davin: Don't we all?
Guan: You dirty filthy goat.
Davin: I'm not a goat. I’m just a poor fisher boy lost on the
shore.
Gi142AN: Oh, God, not this one again.
Davin: If you could only help me, Ma'm, I'd be so grateful
GILLIAN: How grateful?
Davip: Oh, I'd do anything you might ask
GtttaaN: Anything, my wild stallion?
Davin: Stop it.
GuL.1aN: You want Sister Theresa of the Little Flowers, or a
real woman, with real passions?
Davin: I think Sister Theresa might be quite relaxing.
GULLIAN: You get the whole package, my avenger, my little
tug boat of love.
Davin: Tug boat of love?
GULLIAN: Excuse me, Mr. Boundless wit. You need discipline,
boy.
Davin: Oh?
GULIAN: We've been very moody lately, haven't we?
Davip: What do we mean?
Gut1AN: We mean, snap at your own daughter like that, snap
at our daughter.
Act One ‘To GULIAN on Her 87TH BrerHDAY 33
Davin: That was pretty bad, (Pause) Maybe we should have
had another child. For balance, (Pause) Well, there was a lot
happening back then. We both had careers. We couldn't
GILLIAN: What do you mean “we”, white man?
DAVID: We couldn't or we didn't want
GILLIAN: One of us wanted another child.
Davin: Yes.
GILLIAN: And one of us did not. (Pause. GALAN points toward
the shy.) Northern sky, late summer, 47th latitude. What con-
stellation? Can you take it, Sfate University?
Davi: (Making buzzer sound.) Cygnus, the swan,
GULIAN: Correct. (Imitating a swan, arms spread backward.) Give
that man ... peace of mind.
Davin: Yeah.
That's your job, isn't it? (Examining the house.) She's
Davin: Where we shall retire.
Gausan:
what would have been nice. (Long pause)
Davin: (Staring at the house.) The insurance covered every-
thing, purchase price, points, buy back, even money in the
bank. You were most thorough.
GuLLIAN: I could build a quile with all your guilt
Davin: (Singing) “Said Barnacle Bill the sailor .
GILLIAN: You need toughening up, boy. All this misshapen,
misapplied an-goo-ish!
DAvip: (French) “Cest moi, c'est moi, I'm forced to admit.”
GmLUAN: Mr. Victim, Mr. Suffer-too-much! You need
(Gesturing) an infusion of zee life Force!
Davin: Not the life force.4 To GiLuaN on Her 877 Bierupay Act One
GMLLIAN: (Looking in the direction where Kevin exited) She's
very... how shall I say? ... very...
Davin: ... very ten years younger?
Gtit1aN: That about covers it. I'm going to give you some
pearls of wisdom, Bucky.
Davin: Ah, pearls.
GILLIAN: Sex... . You remember sex?
Davin: How did it go again? Connect part ‘A’ to part ‘B’..
GILLIAN: Sex is a normal, may I repeat n-o-r-m-a function
of the adult primate, any primate. She seems quite nice.
Davip: So you think...
Guan: I just said what I think, (Pause) And watch your
step with young Cynthia,
Davin: What?
GILLIAN: The sap she's a-running in those veins.
Davin: So?
Git1aN: So? (Pause) And ease up on Rachel.
Davin: Message received.
Git1aN: Since when do you need me to.
Davin: I said, message received. (Pause) What's life?
GrttaN: I asks myself but I get no answers. (Pause) Gonna
let you in on a secret, Bucky, just you and me.
Davin: I like secrets
GILLIAN: You may not like this one.
Davin: Tell me anyway.
Gu.ian: The secret is, Bucky, It dead. Very ... very... very
dead. (Long pause. Lights begin to fade around GILLIAN). Got to
go, Mr. Man...
Act One To Gua on Her 377H Bierupay
Davin: Don’t go. What's life? What's it cost?
GILLIAN: (Sofi) Ten cents.
Davip: That's cheap.
(The lights fade around GILLIAN as she exits, RACHEL enters.)
Racuet: That's life.
Davip: What's life? Don't answer that question.
RacteL: What are you doing out here, Daddy?
Davi: Just catching up on the stars, kiddo. Virgo’s rising
and
RACHEL: We have company.
Davin: I know.
RACHEL: Who are you talking to?
Davin: Come on now, kiddo, let's not have any eavesdrop-
ping. You know that sometimes I get a bit preoccupied.
RACHEL: You talk to Mommy, don't you? You come out here
every night and talk to Mommy. And I'm not supposed to say
anything, am T? 1's like we've had this secret for a whole year.
Daddy, some nights you are out here for hours. What arm I
supposed to think? That's why I had to go away this summer.
T didn't want to have this secret. I don't want to keep hearing
you and pretend that I don't. (Pause)
Davin: I was pretty bad to you today, kiddo. I'm sorry.
RacHEL: Did you hear me, Daddy?
Davin: Yes. I heard you, Rachel. Would you like to spend
more time with Esther and Paul?
RacHEL: Do you want me to go back with them?
Davip: I want you to be happy:
RacHeL: Daddy, please don't blame yourself for what hap-
pened on the boat36 ‘TOGILLIAN ON HER 37TH BIRTHDAY
DAVID: I’m trying, kiddo.
RACHEL: Daddy, I'd change things if I could, but I don’t
know how. If T could make it me who fell instead of Mom-
my
DAVID: Now you stop that! You don’t think that, ever,
ever. You promise me that, right now.
RACHEL: I promise.
DAVID: You're my best girl, always and forever. I just want
you to have what's best for you.
RACHEL: That might mean me going back with Paul and
Esther. (Pause)
DAVID: don’t know. Maybe... (Pause)
RACHEL: You go walk. I know you have regular habits,
DAVID: (Kissing her.) Don’t get cold.
RACHEL: I won't.
(DAVID exits. After a beat, GILLIAN enters and moves slowly
toward RACHEL, stopping when she is standing directly behind her.
GILLIAN lifts her hand and points a finger skyward. A star falls, a
sliver of light across the stage. GILLIAN points again, another star
falls, GILLIAN’s arms reach down over RACHEL. RACHEL’s
‘hands slotely reach up over her head. Sloe, the heads and hands of
both become tightly wrapped, but not touching, RACHEL looks
skyward. She is crying.)
RACHEL: Happy birthday, Mommy.
(Lights fade to black.)
(End of Act One)
ACT Two
Scene One
(The beach, the following moming. RACHEL is sitting alone.
KEVIN enters from the house.)
KEVIN: (Sitting, pointing to the ocean.) What's out there?
RACHEL: Portugal, eventually
KEVIN: You must be . . . a junior?
RACHEL: A senior. I skipped a year.
KEVIN: A brain, huh? Straight A’s? |
RACHEL: No. Well . . . almost.
KEVIN: College?
RACHEL: Oh, yeah. I ike to study sciences.
KEVIN: Such as?
RACHEL: Anthropology, you know, primates? (KEVIN nod-
ding ‘yes.’) Orangoutangs, baboons, gorillas. And us, too,
for all our big ideas . . . You know, there is this theory that
we all came from the ocean,
KEVIN: Now that I’ve heard of.
RACHEL: No, no, later in the evolutionary cycle.
KEVIN: Oh.
RACHEL: We were already baboons, and we came out of
our trees and we waded into rivers and tidal pools and we ate
plants and caught small fish. Because we are omnivorous,
?
RACHEL: I believe it because if you look at the hair on your
body (Lightly tracing the hair on KEVIN'S arm.) when it’s wet,
every hair falls into perfect position to increase movement
through water.38 TOGILLIANONHER37THBIRTHDAY Act Two
KEVIN: (Looking at her arm.) That's amazing.
RACHEL: It sounds so right, does
I mean, when you
be true. My
yw we got here. (Pause) The theory is
logy journals.
KEVIN: Too bad. So you read biology journals?
RACHEL: If you're going to get where you want to go,
you've got to know the information. My mother used to say
that... P'm sorry,
KEVIN: What are you sorry about?
RAGHEL: I shouldn’t keep going on about my mother.
KEVIN: Wait a minute. Today is your mother’s birthday,
right?
RACHEL: Yes.
KEVIN: And you were very proud of her. And I think that is
terrific.
RACHEL: She was a great anthropologist, really devoted to
her work. She spent a lot of time in the field. That was hard.
But I was real proud of her.
KEVIN: Those are the magic words for mothers. Mothers
need to know their daughters are proud of them.
RACHEL: Even the strong mothers?
KEVIN: Every mother has this fear, this mindless fear . .
and when your daughter says “Mommy, I’m real proud of 4
you . . .”” Well, Ihave a little girl, and when she says that to
me, that will be a red
RACHEL: You have a
KEVIN: Yeah.
RACHEL: You should have brought her.
KEVIN: She's in good hands. Well, fairly good hands.
Act Two ‘To GILLIAN ON HER 37TH BIRTHDAY
RAGHEL: Do you ever need a babysitter?
KEVIN: Always.
RACHEL: Well, I could, if you wanted me to. I could give
you some references. And I might be moving back to the city
soon, anyway.
KEVIN: It’s a deal. (Pause) How about you and I do
something special, just the two of us?
RACHEL: Okay, what?
KEVIN: You're the native. You decide.
RACHEL: Well, there is this place, an old lighthouse. It's
very special.
KEVIN: Sounds great.
RACHEL: We'll have to take the bikes.
KEVIN: Even better. (DAVID enters from the house.)
DAVID: (To RACHEL) Morning, kiddo.
RACHEL: Good morning, Daddy.
DAVID: (To KEVIN) Good morning.
KEVIN: Good morning, David.
DAVID: (To KEVIN) Sleep well?
KEVIN: Fine.
DAVID: No mosquitoes?
KEVIN: No.
DAVID: Air not too heavy? The island retains a lot of
moisture, Makes the air heavy. That bothers some people.
KEVIN: Not me.
RACHEL: I'll go check the tires. (Starting to exit.)
DAVID: Rachel?40 To Gian oN Her 87H Bixrpay Act Two
RACHEL: Yes, Daddy?
Davin: Just... there's alot of traffic. Just be careful. (RACHEL
exits, ESTHER enters.) Good morning, Esther. (ESTHER ignores
him, To Kevin.) Planning an outing? (KEVIN nods “yes.”) Am
Tinvited?
Kevin: No, just us ladies. (Starting to exi
Davin: (To Kevin) Maybe we could run a
times’ sake?
Kevin: Why d about that?
(Kevin exits, EstieR begins Tai Ohi exercises, very slow, deliberate
‘movements, DAVID crosses lo his weather station, making notes in
his log.)
Dav
: Some day you will have to show me how to do that.
EsrHeR: (Still exercising) Just ro
ine and repetition,
Davio: Esther, 1 said some things yesterday, that I'm not
proud of this morning.
Esrvver: (Still exercising) Yeah.
Davin: I'm sorry.
Ester: Fine. (Pause)
Davin: Esther .
(Stopping the exercise.) What am I supposed to say
now? It’s okay, David? No harm done? I got slapped down.
[ got put in my place. Whether I have children, whet
and I have children, is a choice we've made, and I
that.
Davin: J know.
Esti: And you do
And ['ll ell you son
Davip: Esther ..
Act Two To GILLIAN ON Hex $77H BIRTHDAY
EstHeR: Oh, David, I am so tired of hammering away at
wall you have built between yourself and the rest of us,
whose only frien¢
bit more than th
fo, no she is not any more than that.
EsTHER: I am through, David. No more arguments, no more
trying to reach you. IF you want to play—what, Keeper of the
you and, I won't say Gillian, but
through. If you want it broken be-
tween you and me... just decide. And if you force me to
fight for Rachel in court, L will. (Starting to exit.)
Davin: Wait
I'm uyiny
jinute. It doesn’t
to you. I don't know what else to say.
EsrHer: Well, maybe you cot
Jost someone on that boat, to0.” Maybe =
Davin: (Crassing to her.) Hey, take it easy.
and you and I are sn
a cage.
Davip: (Giving her his handkerchief.) You can't fall apart. You're
our rock.
Esruer: Ye one hell of a rock. (Pewse) How did we
ever let it get is?
Davip: I have this theory.
Esrier: You would
DAVID: We always talked to each other through her, saw each
other through her. She was our buffer. Now there's just us.
‘ESTHER: Yeah. (Pause) You made her very happy. tunity 7
avin: Tear hr L foot yan
Seen42 ‘To Gian oN Her $7rH Binripay Act Two
1 got that from the horse's mouth. You made her very, very,
very happy, you little turd, (Pause) I'm sorry it’s not working
‘out between you and Kevin. I guess I thought you needed 2
little...
Davin: .... shock treatment? Maybe.
(PAUL enters, carrying a box of muffins.)
PAUL: I havejust survived something that made my skin crawl.
T'm glad neither of you had to go through it. My hands are
shaking.
Davin: What are you talking about?
PAUL: I've finally seen the true face of your little island par-
adise. I was at the baker, innocently buying our daily mut!
you know, six blues, six crans, and a piece of peach cobbler
which [ have no intentions of sharing with anyone, when th
crusty, barnacle-faced fellow, smelling like bilge, and, well,
spare you
EstneR: ... I'm getting a bad feeling about this .
PAUL: ... Well, he turns to me and he says: A church is look-
ing for a bell ringer ..
Ester: Run for cover.
Paut: A guy comesiin to the priest. He's got no arms, nothing.
He says, “Father, let me ring the bells. 1 know I can do it
‘The priest is reluctant, but he figures he'll give the guy a
chance. So they go up to the belfry, and before the priest can
say a word, the guy runs against the largest bel, hits his face
right against it, picks himself up, blam, right in the face. He's
{just about finished the Angelus, one note left. He runs, misses
the bell, and falls a hundred feet to his death. The priest goes
running down, there's a crowd all around. A cop comes up
to the priest, “Father, do you know this man?” “No, I don't,
But his face sure rings a bell.” (Pause) A week later, another
guy comes into the church, no arms, nothing. He says, “Father,
all my life I've wanted to ring the bel
chance." Before the priest can say a word, the guy runs up
To GILLIAN ON HER 87TH BirTiDAy
the stairs to the bells. The same thing, he runs at the
bell, bang, right in the face
Davin: . .. he's on the very last note. .
PAUL: ... when he loses his footing and falls dead to the
mes down, crowd all arout
her, do you know this mani
10, but I've got to tell you, he's a dead
ringer for a guy who was in here last week.” (Pause) Hey,
what's up? You two haven't been fighting again?
ground. The pr
ESTHER: (Crossing to him.) My hubby, I think I'll keep him,
But I might have his larynx removed,
PAUL: (Minus larynx) .. . So the priest says, “No, but I
EstHeR: (Pushing PAUL lovard the door) Get inside before 1
hurt you.
Pau: Why do you have to hurt me?
EstHen: I don’t have to hurt you. I freely choose to hurt you.
Move. (PAUL exits into the house. To DaviD.) Let's eat.
(EstHER and DAVID exit into the house, After a beat CINDY enters,
looks toward the house, then off stage. KEVIN and RACHEL enter,
RACHEL with a bicycle pump.)
Kevi
Cinpy: "Lo,
RacuEL: We're going on a litte outing. Want to come?
Cinpy: No. Thanks. No.
RacHet: You sure?
Canby: Yeah
Kevin: We might run a little later.
Cunpy: Thanks, I've got things to do.
Racuet: T
Canby: Yeah, things, stuffRacueL: You can come with us, you know.
Ginpy: I know.
RacHEL: Honestly, she doesn't even bite.
Cinpy: I know. She's wonderful. She's great. You think he
likes her?
RacueL: Why don't you ask him?
Cinpy: You don't ask things like that. (Pause) I think he likes
her. I know he likes her.
RacHeL: And how do you know?
Cinpy: I got the power. I know. He likes her.
RACHEL: If he likes her or she likes him, is up to them, isn’t
iv? Well?
Cinpy: Yeah.
RACHEL: So watch out for yourself
Cinpy: And what is that supposed to mean?
RACHEL: It means stop worrying about my father and whether
he's happy and look out for yourself.
Cinpy; I'm keeping myself invisible.
RACHEL: I don’t want you to be invisible. I just don’t want
you to get hurt.
Cindy: Okay. I'll be visible,
RACHEL: Promise?
Cinpy: Promise. (Pause) His name is Matthew.
RACHEL: Matthew what?
Ciny: Just Matthew. That's as far as I got.
RACHEL: Well, is he year-round or summer?
Cinpy: He's new, but he's
class
permanent. And he’s in our
Act Two ‘To Gu.iaw ON Her 877m BixTHDAY 45
(KEVIN enters from the house, witha small brown bag. PaUt follows
her.)
Kevin: We're all set. (To CINDY) You're sure you don’t want
to come?
Cinpy: Yeah, no.
RACHEL: You sure?
‘canpy: Yeah
KEVIN: Okay, ‘bye
RacHe
Bye.
Capy: "Bye.
(Kevin and RACHEL exit.)
Paut: Well, if it isn’t a lost
istrano.
fe way to Cap.
Cinpy: No, it isn’t
PAUL: Maybe a vulture returning to Hinkley, Ohio?
Cinpy: What?
Paut: It's true, every year, on the same exact day, a flock of
vultures descends on a little town in Ohio.
Cinpy: How come you know all this junk?
PauL: I make it my business to know junk.
Ginpy: Is David here?
PAUL: He’
Cinpy: Eating? We're supposed to go running. (CINDY starts
to exit.)
's eating breakfast, to which you're invited.
PAUL: Wait a minute. You can run later, can’t you?
py: Just forget it. (CINDY exits. PAUL watches her leave, then
returns io the house.)WN ON HER 871H BIRTHDAY
Scene Two
(The foundation and decaying walls of an old lighthouse. RACHEL
‘and KEVIN enter on bikes.)
EL: This is it. The sand has be: 1g up on this side
island. So they moved the c! further out, and
built a new lighthouse about forty years ago. This one's all
deserted now.
Kevin: Where's your house?
RACHEL: (Pointing) There. And that’s Main Street, and the
harbor. And over there is an old wreck, but you can only see
it at low tide. It’s pretty boring, anyway.
Kevin: This is perfect.
RACHEL: 1 used to just sit here and think of this ocean going
everywhere that people go, and people sitting on a beach
somewhere, and looking at the water, just like us.
'N: You think a lot. When I was your age, said Grandma,
hought about make-up and boys, and telephones and boys,
and stuffed animals and boys. The stuffed animals gave me
the best return on my time.
Racttet: How about a muffin?
Kevin: Sounds good.
(RACHEL crosses to KEVIN's bike, opening the carry bag. She slowly
frlls out an old baseball hat.)
Kevin: What did you find?
RACHEL: This was my mother’s hat, kind of her lucky hat.
The last time I saw her, I mean before the accident, she was
wearing this hat. She always wore this hat. This was her bike.
It’s a long story.
Kevin: I'm in no rush,
RACHEL: We used to come out here, first thing when she got
back from the summer. It was like our place to get reac-
quainted, have a mother-daug!
‘To Gu.taN ON Her 37H BIRTHDAY
So this is a very special place.
.e would tell me all about her orangoutangs
‘And Rachel was very, very quic
know sometimes
about her, somehow she's
Kevin: That’s not crazy. That's miles and miles from crazy.
Racue: I went with her once, when 1 was ni
was in her way aid so. The
+ Lied. I said it was too hot, I wanted to stay on
1 could have helped her now. I know how to tag,
als and I can do the weighing and the observing. We
could have been friends. That's what she wanted.
Kevin: How about you?
RACHEL: I just wanted her to be my mother. She was a good
tist. I think she was the best. But she was away a
she took risks. Going up on that mast was reckless s
stupid and reckless and why doesn’t anyone talk about that?
1 don’t know, Rachel.
maybe she'd be alive today.
KevIN: Oh Rachel, I didn't really know your mother. But 1
know that sometimes we have to make some very difficult
choices. You will, ink those choi have be
very hard for her. She had dreams and hopes for you, bu
she had some dreams for herself as well. And I think if she
tried to make some of those dreams happen, then she must
have paid a price, too.
(Pause)
RACHEL: I guess she did. Look, I don't want you to think I'm
normally like this. I'm really pretty stable.48 ‘To Guia on Her 3771
IRTHDAY Act Two
Kevin: You're allowed,
RACHEL: I'm sorry Daddy wasn't friendly yesterday.
Kevin: These things happen.
‘ough on him. I guess this weekend wasn’t
xr of you.
Kevin: Don't you worry abot
does have some very good qu:
Kevin: (Laughs) I'l wy and keep that in mind.
RACHEL: Look, I know we just got here
ready to ride.
RACHEL: I'll take you back by the north side.
Kevin:
RacHEL: Tha
I you what, I'l wait for you at the road,
you, Kevin.
Kevin: Anytime,
(KEVIN exits on her bike. RACHEL remains behind for several beats,
taking the hat out of the carry bag. She puts the hat back into the
bag and exits, The lights gradually fade around the lighthouse.)
Scene Three
(The house, later that same afternoon. PAUL and ESTHER enter.
PAUL carries the Sunday papers, sits, and begins to read. ESTHER
carries a vase and several irises which she places in the vase. After
4 beat, CANDY slowly enters and sits on the deck.)
are they here?
aut: Who they?
Ginpy: The people that live in this house.
PAUL: Oh, those theys, no. (CINDY stars ¢o exit.) How about I
get out the checker board?
Cinpy: No, yi
‘re reading your paper.
Act Two To Gian ow Hex 37rH BixtHDaY 49
Paut: Great exercise, really builds up your fingers.
Cinpy: No, thanks.
EsrHeR: I'm going to make some lemonade, how about a
glass?
Cimpy: No,
head home, 1 guess.
EstHER: Come in and have some lemonade. You can help me
make it.
Cinby: Okay.
(ESTHER exits into the house, followed by CANDY, who makes a face
{at PAUL, who returns to his paper. After several beats, KEVIN enters,
running flat out.)
Kevin: (To Paut) Good-bye, get lost, get out of here right
now.
(PAUL picks up his paper, exits into the house. DAVID enters, winded
‘from running.)
Davin: God, you've been pra
ing.
ways sprinted the last hundred yards.
Kevin: Just waiting for the right moment.
Davi: That's quite a kick you have there.
Kevin: (Stretching) And don’t you forget it,
Davip: Brings back
run... Kevin, I'm soi
Kevin: Oh?
Davip:
old days, you run, you teach, you
about yesterday.
was rude to you. And I am sorry.
Kevin: I'm glad to hear that, David.
Davin: So
fill me in,
Kevin: Not much to tell. I found someone. He found me.
‘We were happy for a time. Then like the continents we drifted
imperceptibly apart.50 ‘To GiLUAN on Her 97TH BixtHDAY
Davip: A very modern story.
Kevin: (Pause) I have a litle girl, Clair. She is four years old,
about this tall (Gestures) and is the most intelligent and in-
sightful child in the universe.
Davin: Where is she now?
Kevin: She's with her father. She's with ... Whats his name?
DAvip: Oh yes, old what's his-name
Kevin: It begins with an “r".
Davin: Richard... Raoul... Rasputin
Kevin: Robert.
Davip: Robert.
Kevin: Mm-hmm. Asin Robert the perfect mate, asin Robert
the envy of all my women friends. Attentive, thoughtful, and
sensitive was Robert. And a good cook. Oh, I miss the magic
he could create with a piece of veal. And he did the dishes,
and the laundry, helped with the bathroom, exterminated
stray insects
Davin: The dirty jobs.
Kevin: To give him credit he was good with vermin. And he
had interesting friends. He was very ... modern, Never an
argument, never a disagreement, never an emotional ambi-
guity not pinned to the wall and examined in squirming detail
He called that being honest.
Davin: That can be a chore.
KEVIN: If it was in him it was good and it was to be explored,
regardless of consequences. He was so open, so vulnerable,
80... 80. One day he said, “Let’s have another child.” “Yes,”
I said. Three weeks later he told me he was seeing someone
else, and he knew it would not be honest not to communicate
that to me and he hoped it wouldn't change things between
us. [hit him. That was honest. And threw him out. I spent a
Jot of time by myself, minus Robert’s interesting friends, 1
beat up several Nautilus machines, snarled at the few men
ActTwo To GILLIAN on Hr 87rn Buernpay a
who had the misfortune to cross my path, and eventually got
him out of my system.
Davin: It never quite works out the way you imagine.
Kevin: No, it doesn't. So now I'm in the market.
Davin: Oh?
Kevin: The man market.
Davip: Oh.
Kevin: So I accept market conditions.
Davio: But you'd like a warranty, dependable service.
Kevin: Something along those lines. (Pause)
Davip: When you finally .. . got him out of your system, was
ita sudden moment, bright lights, music playing?
Kevin: More gradual, I think. But somewhere along the way
1 jumped,
Davip: Jumped?
Kevin: Look, it’ just one woman's opinion, okay? But I think
you reach a point where you're ready to come back into the
world, have some fun, do some living. You're stil angry or
annoyed or whatever itis, but you jump back in. With some
luck, someone will catch you.
Davin: And if no one does?
Kevin: You land on your ass. (Pause) But you're back in. But
you've got to want to.
Davin: You know a lot.
Kevin: I know a little about jumping, that’s all.
(PAUL enters from the house.)
PauL: (To KEVIN) Hello.
Kevin: Hi,
Paut: (To Davip) Esther’s gone to find Rachel. We thought
we'd go to the cemetery now.52 To GILUAN ON Her 87rH Bievupay Act Two
Davin: Of course. Rig!
Tan, don’t burn. (DAV:
PAUL: So?
Kevin: So?
PAUL: What you expected?
go change. (To Kevin)
Kevin: I don't know what I expected.
PAUL: Then not what you expected?
Kevin: It has to be either or?
PAUL: Just classifying, the male imperative. Changed?
Kevin: Yes, changed,
Pav: Older?
Kevin: Younger, in some ways.
Paut: That's unnatural.
Kevin: He seems so... . uncertain.
PAUL: A man of his time and civilization . .. Two guys walk
into the local bar .
Kevin: No.
PAUL: . .. There's a pregnant kangaroo behind the counter . .
Kevin: No! You and I are going to take
Paut: What for?
Kevin: You're going to t
Pav: Do I has
(PaUL and Kevin exit. The lights slowly change to evening.)
Scene Four
(Evening. The stage is empty. A herom calls, solitary and mournful.
From the house ESTHER and PAUL. enter carrying citronella candles
To Gita on Her 8774 BrerHDAY 53
‘and spread about the deck. Another bird calls as
and RACHEL enter and sit on the beach. CINDY carries a backpack
KEVIN enter witha tay of drinks. CINDY removes ote of wine
from her bag.)
Cunby: (Reading label) Liebfraumilch. My brother says it means
jumping woman milk. You want to get trashed?
RacHet: No,
CinDy: You're supposed to get trashed when summer ends.
RacueL: I'll get you a glass.
Cinpy: No! You don’t use a lass. You swill, Like ths, (Drink.
{ng) If this island is supposed to be so sophisticated then how
come it doesn’t even have a mall? I've yet to hear an answer
to that
DAvip: (Responding to a surge of bird calls.) Smauk.
EstHER: Smauk, smauk
(GILLIAN enters from the beach, DAVID is momentarily confused.)
GILLIAN: Smauk.
EstHeR: Smauk, smauk, or I'll make you talk
Davip: Anything is better than orangoutangs.
Paut: Smauk, smauk, smauk ... (Pause)
Davip: Smauk.
(RACHEL crosses to the deck and sit.)
Ester: Once, when we were kids
\N: . Gillian got to go when Mother gave blood .
EstHER: (To RACHEL) Your grandmother was a fanatic about
giving blood, every two months
GILLIAN: Drip, drip
ESTHER: Something about the orphans in Armenia. I was
seven, in the second grade, aggrieved that I co\JAN ON Hee 375H BueTHDAY Act Two
GILLIAN: Gil was five
Esrier: ....the baby. And as mean-tempered, nasty, and
stubborn a baby as...
GILLIAN: ... Anyway
«God, I used to love to beat her up.
Paut: Dominant traits always emerge early.
ESTHER:
EstHER: You want to walk again, buddy?
Rache
What about the story?
ESTHER: Anyway .
IAN: Anyway, Gil went with Mommy.
Ester: And when they got back I asked her, what hap-
pened?
GILLIAN: And Gil said, “Mommy laid down on a big boat and
they covered her with a big white sail. And they sailed away
to a magic land and took her picture. The end.”
EstHeR: I'm still trying to figure that one out
Racuet: (To ESTHER) Tell the one about the watermelon.
ESTHER: You've heard that one.
Racuen: Again.
ESTHER: Oh... okay.
GiLLiaN: Once upon a time
ESTHER: ... we went camping, in the wilds, all of us. Now at
this time...
GILLIAN: ... your grandfather was
Esrier: ... lle difficult ro get along with
Davip: Easy now.
EsrHeR: Shall we say
GILLIAN: .... difficult to please. Anyway .
55
Act Two To GILLIAN on Hex 871 BieTHDay
EstHeR: .. . Anyway. Gil was nine, I think
Guuian: Eight.
ESTHER: With little skinny legs like sticks. Real ugly kid.
RACHEL: Tell the story.
GiLLAN: Anyway, Gil was wading in thi
nothing at all, and she.
ESTHER:
Gi
ESTHER AND GILLIAN:
tle stream, doing
«found...
this..
JAN:
watermelon!
GILLIAN: Now you gotta understand ..
Estuer:... that noone in our family ever found anything
GILLIAN: . .. let alone watermelons in the stream of life.
Ester: So she picked it up and started to carry it back to
the shore, holding it in her scrawny litle hands thinking
GILLIAN: ...“I have found a watermelon. I'm going to be
happy for the rest of my li
EstHeR: “My daddy will love me.”
GILLIAN: “Everyone will love me.”
Estiter: Then this guy from the next campsite came running
along the shore. Huge, beefy guy with his beefy wife next to
him.
Gian:
;normous.
Ester: Huge, a walking mountain. Think of .
PauL: ... Orson Welles in Bermuda shorts,
ESTHER: And he's screaming...
Git
Police, Police. Don't drop my watermelon.”
Esrur: So we had to give it back
Gut1an: And Daddy didn't talk to me the whole week. And56 To GILUAN ON Her 3771 Bierupay Act Two
when I went on my first date, sweaty and nervous and ten
years older, he said, “Don't get into trouble, and don't bring
home a watermelot
Kevin: (Crossing to Cinpy.) Hi,
Cinpy: ‘Lo.
Kevin: Can I join you?
Canby: Sure, pull up some beach. (KEVIN sits. CINDY shows
her the wine bottle.) Would you like some? I'm getting ready for
school.
Kevin: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, It
‘was high school. (Tey toast.)
Canpy: There's something I've got to ask you.
Kevin: What?
Cunpy: Why are you called Kevin, anyway?
Kevin: Ob, my parents wanted a boy, and they didn’t get
one,
Cinpy: Yeah, parents are just like that.
GILLIAN: (To Davin) She seems quite nice. (Long pause)
DAVID: “We are ashamed of conversation.”
PavL: Robert Penn Warren in Three Darknesses.
ESTHER: Mr. College Bowl,
PauL: And the bonus question?
ESTHER: Ill give you a bonus question. A toast.
Paut: To Gillian.
Davin: To
RACHEL: To Mommy.
EsTHER: Who would be, who is, thirty seven years young.
(Pause)
KevIN: (To CINDY) When I was a kid, I kept my name a secret.
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One year I was a Debby. Then Sheila. I got as far as Lolita,
then I just went with Kevin,
Cinpy: I think it's a wicked name.
Kevin: Wicked excellent?
Cinpy: Wicked excellent
Kevin: Come visit me.
Ciny: Are you serious?
Kevin: You can check out the big, bad world. Come with
Rachel. I'l whisk you around-
Cunby: Okay.
Ester: (Going into the house with the tray of glasses.) Goodnight.
PAUL: (To DaviD) See you in the morning. (Exits into the house.)
GtL11aN: Tonight's my birthday, Bucky, and I want a present.
How about a litte small talk?
Davin: (To Kevin) Goodnight.
GILLIAN: That wasn't it
Racttet: (To Kevin) Goodnight.
Kevin: Goodnight. (Goes into the house. CINDY remains on the
beach, apart from the others.)
GILLIAN: Oh, you're not listening, Bucky, and you are for-
getting things about me and about our daughter. [don’t know
how else to do this. (The stage lights abruply shift.) We've got
to strike a bargain tonight. No games, no jokes. Just a real
bargain between you and me, All I have worked for, every
dream, every hope, is in this grant. I have it in my hand,
David, twenty-one and published in the field. And let's
even though you're good at it, Hawthorne and Mel
won't ever do much more than pay the rent. So, please, don't
ask me to do it all. Now I will have this child, since you're so
set on it. Oh, I know that when it’s here and I hold it in my
arms, it will be a miracle and a wonder, and a thousand other
things. But right now... Ob, David, I'm just not ready to be58 To GILUAN oN Her 377 BirtHDay Act Two
a mother. So here's the bargain, Once the kid is here, it’s
yours. You feed it, you do the baths, the diapers, all of it. And
starting next summer, I get to do my work, no questions asked.
And if you can’t accept this, if this isn't good enough, then I
will get in the car, drive to the city, and take care of this
tonight. So, lover, we have our bargain, don't we? (GILLIAN
slowly exits down the beach.)
Davin: (Crossing fo RACHEL.) How’s my girl?
RACHEL: I’m okay.
Davin: We have some deciding to do, Kiddo.
RACHEL: I know.
Davin: Have you thought any thoughts?
RACHEL: I asks myself, but I get no answers.
Davin: Kiddo, sometimes I forget things, eal important things.
1 think because I missed your mother so much, I forgot just
how important you are to me, and how miich I love you, and
how much I need you. (Pause)
RACHEL: You know what I remember, Daddy, the first thing
I remember as a baby?
Davin: What's that?
RACHEL: Me sitting and looking up at your face, your hands
holding the side of my head, very soft and very strong. Daddy,
it was always you who took care of things, and I'd like to be
there for you, if sn when you miss Mommy, or when.
I miss her, we could talk about it.
Davin: Yeah, I'd like that.
RAcHEL: And if it doesn’t work out, then maybe I'll go to
‘Aunt Esther’
Davim: And that would be okay.
Racutet: But lets try, Daddy, all right?
Davin: All right.
RacHeL: Because we are a team.
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Davin: Right.
RacHEL: (Whispering) And from now on, I'l keep the star
charts, okay?
Daviv: Okay.
RacHEL: Can we tell Aunt Esther?
Davin: You go ahead. I'l round up the strays. (They embrace.
RACHEL goes into the house. Davib crosses down fo CINDY.) Come
join us, Cin.
Canny: Its late. I should get back. (Doesn't move)
Daviv: Another balmy island evening. (Notices battle) Now
what would mother and father say?
Canpy: Don’t smoke. No drugs. No hard stuff. And never,
‘ever, ever get in a car with a drunk driver.
Davin: Sound advice. (He sts.) But there’s no need to drink
alone,
Ginby: I wasn’t alone. Kevin drank most of that. She's pretty
decent, I guess. Are you two getting fri I mean are
you... 1 mean I... You must think I'm real stupid.
Davtp: No, I don't think that at all. don’t really know Kevin
very well. It’s confusing. Sometimes you want and you don't
want, all at the same time. I guess it's not so different at thirty-
seven as at sixteen. In fact I think you can be more confused
at thirty-seven—you've had more time to practice. But I do
‘want all of us to be friends, no matter what. Especially you
and me
Canby: Okay.
Davin: (Taking bottle and drinking.) You know, Cin, one thing
my wife used to tell me is that I take people for granted. I
think maybe we, I mean I, take you for granted.
Cinpy: Oh, no. You're always great to me.
Davip: I hope so. You're a good friend to Rachel and you've
been a good friend to me. Just running with you, talking,