SNOW WHITE SCRIPT

Narrator:
Once upon a time, beauty was a fairytale, Now, it’s a battlefield.
Here, the fairest doesn’t dream of love…
She fights for the crown.
In this kingdom of mirrors and filters, The only rule is this:
Be beautiful-or be erased.

Scene 1
Setting: Backyard

Narrator: Once upon a time, there lived a princess named Snow White. Her father is dead, so she lived with
her wicked stepmother, the Queen. Snow White was very beautiful. Her skin was white as snow, her hair as
black as ebony wood, and her lips were as red as a red rose. Snow White will be shown reading a book,
with animals beside her.

Scene 2
Setting: Palace

Narrator: The Queen was also beautiful but very vain. She had a magic mirror and always says….

Queen Grimhilde: Mirror, mirror on the wall… who is the fairest of them all?
Mirror: You, O queen, you are the fairest of them all.

Scene 3
Setting: Palace

Narrator: But the Queen is still jealous of Snow White and makes her work in the castle as a servant.
Snow White is scrubbing so hard ‘til she could see her reflection on the floor.

Queen Grimhilde: And by the way, don’t forget to polish the silver cutlery, a queen should never dine with
that unclean and dusty cutleries.
Snow White: Yes, mother.

Scene 4
Setting: Palace

Narrator: One day the Queen went to the mirror to ask who’s the fairest of all.

Queen Grimhilde: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Mirror: Snow White. Famed is thy beauty, majesty, but behold, a lovely maid I see. Alas, she is more fair
than thee, lips as red as a red rose, hair is black as ebony, skin as white as snow.
Queen Grimhilde: The Queen’s face freezes. Her eyes twitch. No, impossible. I must be the number 1!
Snow White!! She will shout angrily.

Narrator: The Queen was furious. She vowed to get rid of Snow White once and for all.

Scene 5
Setting: Backyard
Narrator: At the very moment, Snow White was singing and she was heard by the passing prince.

Snow White: (singing)

Song: Someday My Prince Will Come

Some day my prince will come,
Some day I’ll find my love,
And how thrilling that moment will be,
When the prince of my dreams comes to me

He’ll whisper “I love you”

And steal a kiss or two
Though he’s far away
I’ll find my love some day
Some day when my dreams
Come true

Prince Charming: What a lovely voice.

Snow White: Startled. Who are you? And how did you manage to enter this garden?

Prince: (singing)

Song: One Song

Now that I’ve found you
Hear what I have to say!

One Song
I have but one song
One song
Only for you

One heart
Tenderly beating
Ever entreating
Constant and true

One love
That has possessed me
One love
Thrilling me through

One song
My heart keeps singing
Of one love
Only for you

Prince Charming: Pardon me for my unannounced arrival. I am the prince of a neighboring kingdom and I
am looking for someone who is suited to be my wife, and I just happened to hear your lovely voice.
Narrator: Snow white, although a little shy, started a conversation with the young man.

Scene 6
Setting: Palace

Narrator: The other day, The queen ordered Snow white to fetch water from the forest.

Queen Grimhilde: Snow White, go to the river and fetch some water for the horse.
Snow White: Yes, mother…

Scene 7
Setting: Dark Place

Narrator: Snow White followed the order and she didn’t know that the queen plans to kill her. Down in the
dungeon, the Queen cast a magic spell to disguise herself as an old pedlar woman. Then, chanting a magic
spell, she dipped a bright red apple into a pot of bubbling poison.

All characters will sing.

Song: All is Fair

Queen: All is fair

All: All is fair
Queen: When you wear the crown
All: When you wear the crown
Queen: So, who would dare stand in my way?
All: Stand in her way
Queen: Now beware
Queen: If you let me down
Down Down, down, down in the dungeon, you’ll stay
All: In the dungeon, you’ll stay
Queen: But if you get the deed finally done
All: Done, done, done
Queen: I’ll proceed, second to none
All: None, none, none
Queen: With no doubt when I’m calling out, “Mirror on the wall”
All: Mirror on the wall
Queen: Tell me, who is fair
Who is fair beyond compare?
It’s gonna be me that you declare
All: All is fair
Queen: When you’re the fairest of all

The Queen will transformed into an old lady.

Old Lady: She will perform the spell. One bite of this and Snow White will fall into a sleep as if dead. Even a
kiss from her true love will never wake her!

Scene 8
Setting: Forest
Narrator: Snow White is singing while passing into the woods, she is scared of being alone in the forest.
The evil queen dressed as an old woman, followed her.

Snow White: (singing)

Song: Whistle While You Work

Just whistle while you work
And cheerfully, together we can tidy up the place
So hum a merry tune
It won’t take long when there’s a song to help you set the pace
And as you sweep the room
Imagine that the broom is someone that you love
And soon you’ll find you’re dancing to the tune

When hearts are high, the time will fly, so whistle while you work

So whistle while you work

Narrator: She wandered deep into the forest with her animal friends and they led her to the small cottage.
Due to exhaustion, she immediately fell asleep inside the cottage.

Old Lady: Knocks 3x.

Narrator: Snow White wakes up and opens the door.

Old Lady: What a beautiful woman you are. Pardon me for disturbing you, but, can I ask for some water?
Snow White: Of course, come on in. Snow White passed the water to the old lady.
Old Lady: Thank you beautiful girl. Here, have some apples as my payment.
Snow White: You don’t have to, it’s okay..
Old Lady: No, I insist. Take this as a token of gratitude. Snow White bites the apple, gasps, and then fell on
the floor.

Narrator: The consciousness of Snow White is slowly fading. And the old lady looks so satisfied.

Old Lady: That’s what you get from stealing my place!

Scene 9
Setting: Palace

Narrator: As Snow White lies on the bed, surrounded by gloomy princesses, the Prince approached her.

Prince Charming: Snow White, my love, you were the light in this dark kingdom. Please… let this kiss bring
you back.

Narrator: He kisses her, but nothing happened.

Prince : What? No magic? No spark? No fairytale?

Narrator: The queen would enter the scene.

Queen Grimhilde: You think a kiss would undo poison brewed by the Queen herself?
Prince : You murdered her?
Queen Grimhilde: Oh please, it’s not my fault that she’s weak and vulnerable. In fact, it’s her fault because
she interfered with my rank!

Narrator: The prince, although distraught by the death of his love, left the kingdom because he knew that
he was no match to the queen.

Scene 10
Setting: Palace

Narrator: The old lady hurriedly runs back to the castle and asks the mirror who is the most fairest in the
kingdom.

Old Lady: Mirror, mirror on the wall… who is the fairest of them all?
Mirror: Oh, your majesty, you are the most fairest in the kingdom. There is no one to replace your beauty,
your majesty.
Queen Grimhilde: Evil laugh.

Scene 11
Setting: Palace

Narrator: With Snow White’s death, the Stepmother reclaimed her throne… Because in this kingdom, the
most beautiful rules.

Queen Grimhilde: Now that Snow White is dead, there would be no rival to my beauty anymore But it’s
kinda boring. Hmmm. The Queen will walk around the room while thinking. Aha!

Narrator: Eager to deceive the women of her kingdom, she boldly announced:

Queen Grimhilde: Whoever becomes more beautiful than me shall rule the kingdom!

Scene 12
Setting: Clinic

Narrator: The women of the kingdom, desperate to outshine the Queen, hurried to the finest surgeon, Doc
Yappy. They underwent painful surgeries and enchanted treatments, all in a frantic bid to surpass the
Queen’s beauty.

Doc Yappy: Line up, ladies.

Anna: Are you here too to be the Queen of the kingdom, Cinderella?
Cinderella: Uh-huh.
Elsa: You’re here, too, Anna? And you, too, Belle?
Belle: You all can go, isn’t obvious that I going to be the next Queen?
Anna: Oh, you wish. I will be.
Cinderella and Elsa: No, I will!
Fiona: I still believe that true beauty doesn’t rely on surgery. To be a princess…
The Princesses will sing.

Song: To Be A Princess
Fiona: To be a princess is to know which spoon to use
Cinderella: To be a princess is a thousand pairs of shoes
Belle: Have your breakfast served in bed
Elsa: Wear some diamonds on your head
Anna: Get a foot massage and mani-pedi too
All: To be a princess is to live a dream come true

Cinderella: Curtsey when princes come to call

Wear a new gown to every ball
Anna: All through the day there’s just one way
You must behave

Belle: Pose with a feather in your hat

Stretch on a golden yoga mat
Elsa: Bend from above and always
Wear your gloves and wave

Fiona: Shoulders back and tummy in and

Pinky out and lift the chin and
Slowly turn your head from side to side
Breathing gently, stepping lightly
Smile brightly, nod politely
Do everything you do with pride
All: Glide!
To be a princess is to wear your family crest
To be a princess is to always do your best

Narrator: A magical sound suddenly echoes the clinic. Everyone looks at their mirrors.

All: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Women screams and gasps.

Cinderella: No way! I am 10th? I need to have a nose lift!

Elsa: I am at the third! Let me have a lip enchancement surgery so I can be the Queen, now!
Anna: What? I have long way to go! I need a lot of surgeries!
Belle: Yes! I am at 5th! What rank are you in, Fiona?
Fiona: I don’t wanna know.
Elsa: Maybe because she’s at the lowest!
All: Laughs.
Fiona: I will be the Queen! Watch me.

Scene 12
Setting: House

Fiona: There is a whole chicken and a salad at the table. She looks at the chicken. No, I should be the rank
1. I should not be tempted. After eating, she would get up and weighs herself. I have a long journey to go,
but, I’ll get there. She goes to the mirror and checks her face. She puts ointments and facemasks. Then,
she will go to treadmill to exercise.
Scene 13
Setting: Bathroom

Narrator: Over a haunting melody, women sabotage each other, fighting for rank 1.

Cinderella: Humming to a song.

Song: Lavender’s Blue

If you love me, dilly, dilly,
I will love you
Let the birds sing, dilly, dilly,
And the lambs play
We shall be safe, dilly, dilly,
Out of harm’s way

I love to dance, dilly, dilly,

I love to sing
When I am queen, dilly, dilly,
You’ll be my king.

Who told me so, dilly, dilly,

Who told me so?
I told myself, dilly, dilly,
I told me so

Anna (to Cinderella): Secretly put a waxing cream to her shampoo.

Cinderella: What is happening to my hair?! Why am I getting bald? No!!!!
Mirror: Current rank: Error. You are eliminated.
Cinderella: This can’t be! The girl will start to run outside the bathroom, she will slip and fell on the ground.
Blood will scatter on the floor. Anna will appear.
Anna: Haha, serves you right. I have to be the rank 1. Anna will sing.

Song: For The First Time In Forever

Tonight, imagine me, gown and all
Fetchingly draped against the wall
The picture of sophisticated grace (Ooh)
I suddenly see him standing there
A beautiful stranger, tall and fair
I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face

But then we laugh and talk all evening

Which is totally bizarre
Nothing like the life I’ve led so far

For the first time in forever

There’ll be magic, there’ll be fun
For the first time in forever
I could be noticed by someone
And I know it is totally crazy
To dream I’d find romance
But for the first time in forever
At least I’ve got a chance

Elsa (to Anna): You thought I did not saw what you did earlier, Anna?
Anna: What are you going to do? Is that a knife? No, Elsa! We are siblings!
Elsa: I don’t care! If killing you will grant be to be the Queen, then I am willing to kill you.
Elsa starts stabbing Anna. The blood was all over the floor.

Scene 14
Setting: Palace

Narrator: The Queen was watching them fight for rank 1 knowing that no one could ever replace her beauty.

Queen Grimhilde: Look at these desperate women trying to outshine me, haha! What a fool. Mirror, Mirror
on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Mirror: You, Majesty. You are the rank 1.

Scene 15
Setting: Room

Belle: Singing will reading a book.

Song: Belle
There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town

Look there she goes, that girl is strange, no question

Dazed and distracted, can’t you tell?
Never part of any crowd
‘Cause her head’s up on some cloud
No denying she’s a funny girl, that Belle

Elsa: Secretly puts poison to Belle’s drink while she is busy reading.
Belle: Drinks the bottle of water beside her without looking at it. Vomits and died.
Elsa: Two down.
Mirror: Current rank: #3.
Elsa: What?! But, I just killed the Rank 2. I should be the Rank 2! Mirror, show me the rank list.
Mirror: Rank 3: You. Rank 2: Queen Grimhilde. Rank 1: Fiona.
Elsa: What?! No!

Scene 16
Setting: Palace

Mirror: Rank 3: You. Rank 2: Queen Grimhilde. Rank 1: Fiona.

Queen Grimhilde: What?! No!

Scene 17
Setting: Palace

Narrator: Kim went to the palace to claim the throne. Woman 3 followed her, planning to kill. Her.
Meanwhile, Queen Grimhilde was preparing the poisoned apple while waiting for them in the palace.

Queen Grimhilde: No one should take my throne from me. You two will be next to Snow White!
Elsa: Where is that cheater, Fiona? How can be she the fairest of all! Oh, there you are, the Rank 2 haha.
Does it hurt your ego?
Queen Grimhilde: Shut up! What a clever girl. But, who said I will let you two claim my throne?
Elsa: Haha. Oh, wait, since Fiona’s not here yet, why not I kill you first? She will sing.

Song: Let It Go
You’ll never see me cry
Here I stand and here I stay
Let the storm rage on

My power flurries through the air into the ground

My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I’m never going back, the past is in the past

Let it go, let it go

And I’ll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand in the light of day
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway

Queen Grimhilde: No, I will kill you! And don’t try to use your powers on me, it doesn’t work here. The
Queen throws a liquid and the Elsa starts to feel burning in her body.
Elsa: What is happening? Why is my body’s melting? No!
Queen Grimhilde: That’s what you get for trying to kill me! Now, Fiona… you are next! Fiona enters the
palace. Oh, there you are!
Fiona looks to Elsa’s dead body.
Fiona: I’m the most beautiful! The throne is mine now!
Queen Grimhilde: Over my dead body. They pulled each other’s hair.
Fiona: I am the Queen!
Queen Grimhilde: You wish!

Narrator: The Queen tries to stab Fiona. But, gets stabbed in return. The Queen died.
Fiona: What a weak.

Mirror: Congratulations, you are the queen now. Queen Fiona, my Majesty.

Fiona walks slowly into the empty hall. Sits at the throne. She will sing.

Song: All Is Fair

All is fair when you wear the crown
To be the queen means you do as you please
I could spare you or tear you right down
On a whim I can bring the world to its knees
Now I could forgive, even forget
Let you live, you’d be all set
But to start, I don’t have the heart as you might recall
So darling, all is fair
When you’re the fairest of all

Now perhaps you have heard that

The truest of beauty will shine from inside
Well, if somebody said that, somebody lied
It’s the gold and the glitter and the gems and the jewels
Beauty means power, means I write the rules

Silence. A single shiny red apple sits on the table.

Fiona: Guess I’m the Queen now… I’m kind of hungry though. Oh, an apple, perfect! She bites the apple. Is
this rotten? Her face goes still. I-I-I c-can-t-t b-bre-a-at-th.. She falls sideways. Dead.

Narrator: “In a kingdom ruled by beauty… Everyone eventually dies chasing it.”

CLOSE CURTAIN

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