Paradisium Handbook - Carnal Curses

urse creation and definition is something

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that is hotly debated in academic circles, Cursebound. If an item is labeled as Cursebound, then
even though adventurers often have the most variants of it can be found that have the classic, “attuning to
hands-on expertise. The simplest definition this item extends its curse to you, as long as you remain
is that a curse is any magical effect that is cursed, you are unwilling to part with it and keep it within
removed by the remove curse spell cast at a reach at all times” effect. Even items that aren’t attunable
powerful enough intensity. One can imagine can be Cursebound, in which case they simply come with a
why this feels insufficient to many. similar compulsion that lasts until a remove curse spell or

The more academic definition of a true curse is: any similar magic is cast on the wearer or user. More importantly
though, just because an item is labeled as Cursebound does
magical effect that is primarily or wholly detrimental not mean every single one you find or can purchase is always
and that lasts until removed by some other magic. locked onto you. You can play around with these items
Lesser curses such as the hex spell do exist and are without your character being forced to keep them, but of
frequently used, but without the lasting component, they course if you want the Cursebound version because you want
are discarded as irrelevant to the academic field. Now your character to be forced to do it, that’s also possible!
that begs the question: why are there no boons that last
the same way? Awaken Something
Magic is inherently both incredibly complex and often
quite unstable. Boons do exist, one could argue a Level 3
The feelings may be unnatural, but they still feel so
warlock pact is some kind of boon, but they are orders
of magnitude more complex to apply and make last than right.
While cursed in this way, you gain a single kink,
curses, and despite intense academic study, nobody is chosen by the creature that applied the curse. If this
quite sure why. would grant you more than three kinks, one of your
In any case, lasting magical effects are near- current kinks deactivates to keep you under three.
universally detrimental, and as such are very commonly
avoided at all costs. But while characters may hate Barren Loins
them, curses are incredibly popular with the players of Level 3
such characters. As such, we’ve compiled a list of curses A curse to some, a blessing to others, it renders you
that can be theoretically applied by a DM to any item sterile all the same.
you might receive, lewd or otherwise. While cursed in this way, you are infertile, and cannot
These also serve as extra options for the bestow bear a traditional pregnancy. This does not affect
curse spell. Each curse has been given a level, which is nontraditional pregnancies.
the level at which you must cast bestow curse to apply
that curse to a person. Some curses have multiple levels Bearer of Loads
at which they can be applied. When applying a lewd Levels 5 and 8
curse in this way, bestow curse requires a minute long There’s something about the feeling of someone’s
ritual cast on a consenting or defeated creature, or an arousal on your skin that just sets your nerves alight.
hour long ritual cast on an object. In exchange for these While cursed in this way, you gain 1d8 acid
more complex rituals, bestow curse becomes stimulation whenever a creature’s sexual fluids land on
permanent when cast in this way, applying a curse of your skin, a maximum of once per round.
the level at which you cast the spell or less to the If this curse is level 8, you additionally gain 1 acid
creature or object, to last until removed by equally stimulation at the start of each of your turns for every
strong or more potent magic. square inch of your body that is covered in someone
But not everyone can cast spells, and it would be else’s sexual fluids.
crude to allow only a section of the populace access to
such perversion. As such, accursed foci have been Blowjob Mastery
created, which effectively work as curses-in-a-box, Level 3
purchased from some disreputable vendor for anybody Honestly, this only counts as a curse because it
to apply to anyone or anything, though they must follow embarrasses some people, others seek it out
the same ritual times as above. intentionally.
In any case, when applying a curse to an item either While cursed in this way, the stimulation dice of your
directly or with an accursed focus, you may choose to mouth becomes 1d12, and any creature that sees you
make the item Cursebound. You are not required to do knows exactly how good you are at oral sex, even if they
so, if you would rather the unlucky victim be forced to would rather not.
choose of their own free will to take on a curse in
exchange for power.
Blushing Bane Cock of the Beast
Levels 3, 5, 7, and 9 Level 4
The stronger this curse gets, the easier it is to humiliate A favorite of monsterfuckers everywhere, not everyone’s
and browbeat the target into submission. going to complain if they see you have this curse.
If this curse is 3rd level, your Stamina Dice are When you gain this curse, the creature that applied it
reduced to d10s if they were larger dice. may select a monster they have seen before. Your cock
If this curse is 5th level, your Stamina Dice are transforms to fit what kind of cock that monster would
reduced to d8s if they were larger dice. have, or you gain a cock that fits that monster if you did
If this curse is 7th level, your Stamina Dice are not already have one. This dick comes with subtle
reduced to d6s if they were larger dice. instincts and urges to use it, as befits whatever monster
If this curse is 9th level, your Stamina Dice are it has been taken from.
reduced to d4s if they were larger dice.
If this effect reduces the size of your Stamina Dice, Cuckold’s Curse
you recalculate your maximum stamina points as Level 7
though you had taken the average (round up) result for No matter how hard you try, you can’t bring yourself to
each die save for the one you received at first level, willingly participate in sex. Watching though…
which is maximized, before adding your Constitution While cursed in this way, you may not make sexual
modifier once for each level you have, then any other advances against yourself or others. Whenever you see
modifiers to your maximum stamina, such as the another creature take stimulation, you must succeed on
Tempered Mind feat. a DC 12 Wisdom saving throw or take that much
If this reduces your maximum stamina below 1, you stimulation yourself. If you fail, you also gain resistance
are defeated and cannot lose the defeated condition to the next instance of stimulation that would be dealt
until this curse is removed. If this adjusts your directly to you, not through the effects of this curse.
maximum stamina below your current stamina, your Cupid’s Kiss
current stamina drops to match your maximum. This
curse otherwise has no effect on your current stamina. Level 5
One of the more traditional and classic curses, this
Bravo’s Bravado insidious effect has been used to control many a person
Level 3 in the past.
You simply can’t help but brag, even if your actual When you become cursed in this way, a potent charm
performance is lacking. No matter what anyone else washes over you the next time you meet another
says, you know you’re the best! creature’s eyes. You become captivated by them until
While cursed in this way, you act absurdly confident this curse is removed, though you are unaware of this
about your sexual prowess, regardless of your actual effect and cannot be made aware of it.
skill. In addition, you hear any commentary about your This captivation traditionally takes the form of a fake
skill in bed as a compliment, even if it is clearly not such but powerful romantic love, but such feelings are not
to any other observers. always applicable to every creature. In other cases, it
can merely be an aggressive sexual attraction, or even a
Clinging Arousal faux-intimate bond of camaraderie.
Level 4
It’s not any easier to actually get you horny, but once it Cursed Form
happens, well, even a cold shower is often not enough to Level 8
cool you back down. Your very body is stripped from you, as you transform
While cursed in this way, you have disadvantage on into a shape that is not your own.
saving throws made to end the exposed, enflamed, and When cursed in this way, your race changes to
enticed conditions, though you do not have another playable race as chosen by the creature that
disadvantage on saving throws made to prevent them to applied the curse, as if effected by the reincarnate spell.
begin with. In addition, the natural duration of any effect Curse of Tattered Apparel
that would cause these conditions is extended to either
twice as long or 1 hour, whichever is longer. This Levels 4 and 9
Your nonmagical garments simply can’t handle the
extension of duration does not alter your ability to rigors of combat.
continue making saving throws against the effect. While cursed in this way, each time you are critically
hit, your armor or clothing is partially stripped away,
reducing your AC by 1 until you complete a short or
long rest, after which the damage to your garments is
magically restored. This curse has no effect on magical
clothing or armor unless it is level 9.
Demeaning Diminishment Explosive Climax
Level 9 Level 4
This devious curse was designed by slavers as a form of You cum so hard that you simply can’t contain the
“reverse-training” their captives, such that their eventual sounds of your desire, and it leaves you winded for a bit
masters still get the joy of taming their purchases. longer.
While cursed in this way, one of your largest Stamina While cursed in this way, whenever you climax, you
Dice reduces in size each time you climax or are alert all creatures within 300 feet of your location.
defeated, as described by the table below. If you would Additionally, when you climax you produce 1d4 more
reduce a d2, you instead lose that die entirely. If you liters of cum.
lose all your Stamina Dice, you are defeated and cannot
lose the defeated condition until this curse is lifted. If Flavor Fuckery
this curse is removed, your Stamina Dice return to how Level 3
they were before it was placed. This curse was created by an enterprising dairy farm
that happened to be blacklisted from the local slave-
Dice Size hating tattoo parlor after their damn cows kept
unattuning to their Sigils of Flavoring.
Initial Die > Reduced Die Initial Die > Reduced Die
While cursed in this way, your bodily fluids of the
d12 d10 d6 d4
curser’s choice have the flavor, consistency, and even
d10 d8 d4 d3
glow of the curser’s desire, set as they lay the curse or
d8 d6 d3 d2
changed if they curse you again. This glow can cause
Desire Doll dim light out to 5 feet, though it is not bright enough to
Level 7 shine through clothing.
A curse with surprising numbers of benign users, this is Healer’s Lust
quite handy in a bedroom or for public play. Just be sure
to guard your doll carefully, or you’ll be moaning out Level 4
You’re distracted by even the mere thought of tending to
another tune soon enough. another’s wounds, and the act itself is no less
When you gain this curse, a poppet of arousal appears pleasurable than your dreams make it out to be.
in your possession. This poppet is permanently linked to While cursed in this way, whenever you would restore
you as a target, and creatures do not need to be attuned hit points to another creature by any means, you take
to it to use its effects. stimulation equal to the same amount. You are also
Enlivened Wardrobe enticed while you can see an allied creature below half
Level 5 hit points.
Whether by drawing in an invigorating pseudospirit Indelible Inking
from the Far Realms, or by the imbuement of simple
animating magic, this curse causes any and all clothing Level 4
Your skin takes to marking well, there for anyone to
a person wears to practically come to life to assault create whatever works of art they may.
them. They seem to react to more energetic activities. While cursed in this way, anything drawn or written
When this curse is applied, the cursing creature upon your skin cannot be removed until the curse is
chooses acid, bludgeoning, or cold stimulation. While lifted.
cursed in this way, above half your maximum stamina
points, and wearing clothing, you take 1d4 points of the
chosen type of stimulation at the start of each of your
turns while in combat or another stressful situation, or
at the start of each 10 minutes while outside such a
situation, as they never truly leave you alone. Disrobing
requires a DC 14 Strength check while your clothing is
animated in this way, but the clothing is not
permanently transmuted and loses its animation when
you remove it. you are incapacitated for two turns
instead of one.
Inescapable Grasp Living Canvas
Level 9 Level 3
So potent that it’s often only applied on the most Your body is a canvas, there to be painted as people
valuable of merchandise, this curse renders a person desire, though their marks may be impermanent.
much, much less likely to be able to escape captivity. Whenever a creature successfully makes an advance
While cursed in this way, you may not take any against you, they may choose to leave a mark on your
actions that would remove the grappled, restricted, skin, such as a handprint a heart, or words and letters.
restrained, or ensnared conditions on yourself, or any They may choose the size and color of the mark as they
other form of bondage or restraint, so long as they were place it.
imposed on you by the conscious actions of another All but the most lasting marks fade at the end of each
creature or the intentional design of an environment. of your long rests, though they can also be cleared by
You may still attempt to evade the initial grab, but once five minutes of vigorous scrubbing, which may be taken
bound you become incapable of freeing yourself, as part of a short rest.
including by more esoteric means such as teleportation, If you either consent or are marked while defeated, a
self-imposed “forced” movement, or by moving the creature can spend additional time granting these
source of your bondage. marks additional properties such as changing color,
Only the actions of another creature may allow you to glowing in the dark, or being visible through clothing.
escape a grapple or restraint, and it is not any more Furthermore, for every minute they spend marking you,
difficult for them to do so, though the curse does the markings last for an additional day before fading.
seductively whisper to your captors and potential Marks whose duration is extended in this way cannot be
rescuers what they might do to you while they have you removed by mundane soap and scrubbing.
trapped. Mantle of Agreeability
Intimate Eruption Level 5
Level 3 Created as a twisted means of claiming consent, this
Your orgasms are so forceful that they make an absolute curse is a favorite of the more predatory type.
mess, draining you tremendously. While cursed in this way, you cannot verbally
Whenever you climax, you produce an additional 1d4 communicate a refusal to any question, command, or
liters of sexual fluids. You then require one additional request. You can choose not to answer, and you can
person’s worth of water by the end of your next long rest nonverbally communicate as you desire, but you cannot
to replenish yourself and avoid having to save against communicate a negative response in any language.
exhaustion. Mental Meddling
Irremovable Binding Level 7
Level 3 Designed as one of the many ways for owners to
An easy way of keeping people in line, this is templated “reward” their submissives with things they would
off the more classic ability to cursebind equipment to a ordinarily have without their tampering, this curse gives
person. anyone with the right knowledge near complete control
When cursed in this way, you become unable to over the bearer’s mental faculties.
remove one restraint, armor, or article of clothing of the When this curse is placed, the cursing creature
cursing creature’s choice until the curse is broken. selects Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma, as well as
When applied to an item, the item itself becomes two command words. As a bonus action, any creature
incapable of being removed until the curse is broken. who knows them may speak one of the command words
to reduce your selected ability score by 1, to a minimum
Leaky Faucet of 1, or the other command word to increase it by 1
Level 4 again, up to its number as unmodified by this curse.
Your balls swell to a frankly ridiculous size, and you find
yourself dripping precum from the slightest stimulation. Milky Melons
While cursed in this way, your cock size increases by Level 4
one size category, or you gain a cock appropriate for You may be the subject of a bit more chest envy with
your size category, along with oversized balls if you do this curse, though size is not the only change.
not have them already. While cursed in this way, your breasts swell in size, or
Additionally, your balls become extremely sensitive. you grow breasts appropriate for your size category if
While affected in this way, you gain vulnerability to all you did not have them before. They are extremely
stimulation dealt to your balls, and you constantly leak sensitive, causing you to have vulnerability to all
salty but tasty precum when aroused. stimulation dealt to them. In addition, you begin
In addition, you produce an extra 1d4 liters of cum lactating sweet but nutritious milk when aroused.
when you cum.
Nudist’s Need Overbearing Heat
Level 7 Level 5
You simply can’t stand to have yourself covered by A curse that is designed to make you debase yourself
anything more than the most tantalizing apparel. like an animal in heat, breeding is never far off the mind
While cursed in this way, you cannot willingly wear while under the effects.
any clothing more covering than lingerie. If this curse is While cursed in this way, you are hyperfertile and
applied to an item, that item becomes the sole exception enflamed. Additionally, you know at a glance whether a
to its effects. If you are cursed in this way while wearing creature is capable of impregnating you or being
clothing, you have disadvantage on all attack rolls, impregnated by you in some way, and you have
ability checks, and saving throws until you remove your disadvantage on Charisma checks against them that are
clothes. not made for the express purposes of getting them to
Nymph’s Craving
breed with you.
Level 5 Perpetual Virgin
You really just can’t help yourself, you can only barely Level 6
keep from falling to your knees the moment you see Virginity may be a social construct, but that doesn’t stop
someone’s sex. the creators of this curse from tapping into that
While cursed in this way, each time a creature’s bare unconscious understanding.
genitals are exposed to you, you must succeed on a DC While cursed in this way, you are restored to a state
14 Wisdom saving throw or fall prone and be compelled of virginity after each sexual encounter both physically
to orally pleasure them until they climax. If you succeed and in terms of skill as defined by the creature that
on this saving throw, you are immune to the effects of cursed you. You do not add your proficiency bonus
this curse as it relates to that creature for the next 24 when making sexual advances, or to the saving throw
hours. DCs of your spells and abilities that cause stimulation.
Obnoxious Speech Premature Climax
Level 4 Levels 6 through 9
Whether it’s sounding overly saccharine and adorable You really can’t help but be a bit of a quick shot, even
or uncontrollably adding verbal tics to the end of most of when you’re trying to resist.
your sentences, this curse seems to alter your speech Whenever you take stimulation, roll a d20. On a 1,
just for the purposes of annoying people. In reality, you climax. When this curse is level 7, you instead
whether or not someone would find your new speech climax on a roll of 3 or lower. When this curse is level 8,
patterns actually unpleasant, there is a subvocal whine you instead climax on a roll of 6 or lower. When this
that tends to piss people off. curse is level 9, you instead climax on a roll of 10 or
While cursed in this way, you have disadvantage on lower.
Charisma checks that rely on you speaking aloud. Princess’ Permission
Oneiromantic Seduction Level 5
Levels 3 and 7 Placed by overbearing noble parents or their strict
When you sleep, you dream of a figure that brings you disciplinarians, this prevents a person from satisfying
the deepest satisfaction you’ve ever felt, so much so that their own urges, unintentionally forcing them to beg
you long for them even while awake. others for release.
When cursed in this way, whenever you dream, you While you remain cursed, you are physically
are visited by a figure of the cursing creature’s choice incapable of pleasuring yourself, and are immune to any
that satisfies your deeper desires in ways you might not stimulation you apply to yourself through any means,
even consciously know or believe you want. This but not to stimulation applied by other creatures.
creature is always the same.
As a 7th level curse, you must make a DC 17 Wisdom Puppet Strings
saving throw upon meeting a creature in the waking Level 9
world (after dreaming at least once with this curse Thought to be one of the most potent forms of
applied) that resembles this dream seducer or be puppeting rituals, this curse will have you dancing on
captivated by them. This captivation lasts until they do strings before long unless you are very careful.
something physically harmful to you, or until you save When you gain this curse, a poppet of dominion
against this effect, repeatable at the end of each hour appears in your possession. This poppet is permanently
you remain captivated. linked to you as a target, and creatures do not need to
be attuned to it to use its effects.
Rapid Resizing Somniac’s Sleep
Levels 3, 5, 7, and 9 Level 8
Whether it is a tiny dick or a fat ass, humiliating others You struggle to stay awake when things get hot and
by increasing or decreasing the sizes of parts of their heavy, even when you try your hardest.
body is a classic method used by many spurned lovers When you are reduced below one-quarter your
or perverse lechers. maximum stamina points, you fall unconscious. You
When you gain this curse, the cursing creature selects remain unconscious until you take damage or until one
some visible aspect of your anatomy, and chooses to minute has passed, whichever is sooner. Stimulation
increase or decrease it in size by up to 50%. does not wake you.
This change lasts until the curse is removed, and This curse is suppressed for one hour after being
cannot be altered except by spells of a greater level than kissed by a creature who truly loves you.
the curse, or by items depending on the level of the
curse. At level 3, this curse is overpowered by Stony Embrace
uncommon and more rare items. At level 5, rare and Levels 8 or 9
rarer. At level 7, very rare and rarer. At level 9, only Even the cold stone seems bent on enabling your
legendary or rarer items overpower the curse. orgasms.
While cursed in this way, whenever you penetrate or
Sexually Transmitted Lizards are penetrated by another creature, you must succeed
Level 4 on a DC 13 Constitution saving throw or be petrified for
Subtle lizard-like patterns appear on your skin to denote 1 hour, though you do not gain resistance to stimulation
the scaly claim others have over you. while petrified in this way.
While cursed in this way, you are beguiled by all When initially cursed, the cursing creature
creatures with scales. determines what type of material you are transmuted
into when petrified, and whether your entire body
Sexual Inversion
changes or merely everywhere that is not an erogenous
Level 4 zone.
A “curse” that not all are upset to be hit by, and that is If this curse is at level 9, your petrification lasts for 1
often used for the purposes of teaching lessons, this is hour, or until 24 hours after your last climax while
designed to give someone a taste of a different kind of petrified, whichever is later.
life.
While cursed in this way, your sexual characteristics Streetwalker’s Wardrobe
are transformed to roughly be as feminine as they were Level 3
masculine, and as masculine as they were feminine. In some professions, this curse is counted as a blessing
While this may seem like a contradiction, both if only due to the ease of acquiring appropriate clothing
transformations apply at once. An individual with for their purposes. The cost of making your clothes
particularly thick facial and chest hair but wide hips inappropriate for all other situations is not always a
may transform to have silky smooth cheeks and legs but price people are willing to pay.
narrow hips and a broad chest, for example. While cursed in this way, any clothing or armor you
wear transforms to become incontrovertibly perverted
Shrinking Submission and sexualized. This has no mechanical effect, and the
Level 5 equipment transforms back when it is removed, the
Created by those who love to loom over their targets, alterations lasting only as long as they are worn by you.
this ensures that those with a more dominant kick are
very confidently capable of towering over their Submissive’s Weakness
submissives. Level 4
This curse activates when its bearer becomes the Obedience isn’t required, but there’s something about
target of a sexual advance if the source of the advance muscles that you just can’t help but fawn over.
appears dominant in nature. While active, the bearer is While cursed in this way, you act appreciatively and
transformed as the Reduce option of enlarge/reduce, to submissively towards any creature with a higher
a minimum size of Tiny. The curse becomes inactive Strength score than your own. This does not compel
again when the bearer has not received stimulation obedience in any way. In addition, whenever you fail a
from a dominant source for 1 minute. saving throw against the frightened, beguiled, charmed,
or captivated conditions, you become enticed for the
next minute.
Tongue of the Beast
Levels 6 or 9
Language is a tricky thing, and this curse will rob you of
it in part or in whole..
While cursed in this way, you are considered to be
under the effects of speak with animals, but you cannot
communicate verbally except in the form of animal
noises and other nonlingual sounds, such as mewls or
whinnies. You still understand any languages you are
proficient in, but cannot speak them.
As a 9th level curse, you also lose the ability to
understand language with any precision, though you can
still parse general directions and commands that are
not too complex.
Victimless Vice
Level 7
You can stop anytime you want, you promise! You just
don’t want to, is all.
While cursed in this way, you have disadvantage on
addiction saving throws and a mild but resistable
compulsion to try new addictive substances.
Furthermore, you are inclined but not forced to justify
your vices to others if they question you. A true
intervention can still be successful, but it is not easy.
Whore’s Greed
Levels 4, 6, 8, and 9
Whether you like them or not, a paying customer is a
paying customer.
While cursed in this way, whenever you are offered
monetary compensation of at least a certain amount for
a sexual act, you must succeed on a DC 14 Wisdom
saving throw or be compelled to perform that act.
As a 4th level curse, any monetary compensation of
100 gp or more (or equivalent amounts of a different
currency) is enough to trigger the curse. As a 6th level
curse, compensation needs only be 10 gp or more. As a
8th level curse, only a single gold piece need be offered.
As a 9th level curse, any amount of anything recognized
as money by the offering creature triggers the curse.
Wild Climax
Level 9
Truly, woe be upon ye, one whose climaxes might have
ruinous effects.
Whenever you climax, you must immediately roll on
the lewd wild magic table.