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WINTER
2021
Editor
FROM THE EDITOR
Rubin van Niekerk
Many of us chose to remain in a cautious state of
Deputy Editor/Creative Director cocoonism, as nobody denies the realities of Covid 8
Alan Samons
-19, but perspective is important as we must still make
Art Director/Online Editor a living. Lockdown has been hard for relationships
Shawn Donovan Brett
and divorce statistics climbs steadily, whilst loneliness
Office Manager and stress related illnesses increased significantly.
Joan Doyle The insight we gained is that our relationships matter,
Décor Editor especially when our challenges forced greater
Jean-Pierre de la Chaumette introspection. No Coronial baby boom followed, as
Art and Entertainment
anticipated. Instead, the broken wing syndrome, that
Denise Latham trapped people across all demographics globally,
caused unprecedented frustration fallouts.
Lifestyle and Social Alcohol, drugs, both over and under the counter,
Michelle York
pornography as well as fear addiction skyrocketed.
Restaurant Reviews Stress diseases manifested in great numbers
Rubin van Niekerk, Alan Samons
culminating in high mortality rates unrelated to Covid.
Reviews Medical problems occur where routine treatment from
Jacques Botha, Leon van Nierop, inoculation for children, to health check-ups remained
Alan Samons, Rubin van Niekerk
on ice, so the ongoing cumulative medical carnage
Advertising Sales continues and exceeds Corona mortality stats. It took
Rubin van Niekerk, Alan Samons the WHO a year to announce on 20 January 2021 32
Contributors that our Covid testing protocols is inaccurate after
Jacques Botha, Shawn Donovan Brett, the Corman-Drosten Review Report on 27 November
Warrick Bews, Costa Carastavrakis,
Ciaran R. Maidwell, Luke Hackney,
2020 caused outrage in the scientific and political
Phil Joffe, Neal McKenna, landscape. The scandal is about the amplification
Alan Samons, Ryan Thomas, factor of 47 that leads to an accuracy figure of only
Leon van Nierop, John Whittle
3%. Does this mean that a lot of healthy people
International Contributors may have been infected in quarantine or hospital
Ken Cage – New Zealand conditions? Governments may have anticipated
Barrie Mahoney – Canary Islands
David Vance – USA subdued, fear addicted populations, but the world’s
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Photographers begun. Lawyers are co-ordinating efforts globally with
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 CONTENTS CONTRIBUTORS
2 EDITORIAL ALAN SAMONS
Travel, art, healthy food and all the finer things in
4 BUSINESS DIRECTORY life fuel Alan’s passions. When not hard at work
6 SUBSCRIPTION GIVEAWAYS at Gay Pages, he enjoys painting, sculpting,
making silver jewellery and reading. Alan used
8 COVER STORY his lockdown time to learn to cook shojin ryori –
Dr. Fezile Mkhize Japanese temple food – and hopes to soon host
dinner parties for paying guests.
12 MR. GAY WORLD
16 ENVIRONMENT
SHAWN DONOVAN BRETT
18 IN THE SPIRIT Shawn is an entrepreneur, owner and creator
of Brand-Me, a signage and screen-printing
20 DÉCOR company. A passionate fitness and obstacle
22 TECH & TRENDS course race enthusiast, and a self-development
fanatic always up for personal challenges, he
24 CAR NEWS is an avid motoring enthusiast, spending his
26 ROAD TESTS days speaking and writing all things cars. He’s
unable to function without coffee.
30 DVD & STREAMING REVIEWS
31 MUSIC REVIEWS JEAN-PIERRE DE LA CHAUMETTE
Our décor and design guru, Jean-Pierre has his
32 IN GOOD NIC finger properly on the pulse. As a publicist and
Nic Billington talented interior designer, he is well-placed to
search out the latest talent and trends. From the
34 BOOK REVIEWS must-haves to the must-sees, Jean-Pierre always
ensures that our décor pages are packed with
36 DISCOVERING GYM AT AN OLD AGE inspiration.
Leon van Nierop has discovered
working out isn’t that bad
CIARAN R. MAIDWELL
38 EMOTIONAL FITNESS AND BEING A DADDY Ciaran is a short story writer, television
Being a daddy also means being a mentor scriptwriter and producer living in Cape Town.
He is passionate about literature and the
40 AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT IS CONFUSED? power it has to broaden people’s minds and
So many subcultures to navigate perspectives, especially in relation to gay issues.
in the gay community! He enjoys eavesdropping, good grammar and
copious amounts of tea.
42 RETIRING AS AN LGBTQ INDIVIDUAL
Our community face a unique set
of problems as we age LEON VAN NIEROP
Leon is a film critic, broadcaster, writer,
46 WHY I LOVE BEING GAY producer, radio and TV-presenter, journalist
The contrasts and frivolities (and and university professor. He was head of the
hardships) that shape us TUT Film School and published two academic
books. He has done a TV-series on the history
48 THE GAY GUIDEBOOK of Afrikaans film and has written 25 novels, TV
The path to self-acceptance series, dramas and radio serials

50 #FEMBOY FRIDAY
Finally, some fabulous forward thinking JACQUES BOTHA
With more than 15 000 vinyls and CDs in his
52 UNCONDITIONAL LOVE collection, Jacques has a passion for all types
The love of our parents, lovers, friends, and family of music and is always looking out for new and
exciting artists. He also writes and records his own
56 THE MAGICAL CELLARS-HOHENORT songs. To balance a healthy mind with a healthy
Immersed in Constantia’s cocooning cloak body, he is an ardent runner and part-time fitness
instructor. His music craving is subsidised as a
60 OUT & ABOUT OUT consultant focusing on leadership development
and workplace safety.
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Adult............................................76, 77 Gay Holiday....................................66,68 O
Aesthetic Skin Care..............................66 Game Lodges..................................66,68 Online Shopping.......................11,23,71
Accommodation............OBC,13,66,67,68 Gardens.....................................64,71 Oriental Antiques and Interiors.........19,62
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AidsTreatment/Counselling....................70 Grooming...........................64,65,66,67 P
Alternative Healing..............................65 Guesthouses...............................66,71 Painting.................................IFC,1,71
Art and Antiques.............................19,62 Gym Training...................................65,67 Personal Training............................65,67
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H Pets.................................................68
B Hair Loss..............................................65Pharmacy.......................................69
Bars and Clubs..............................,62,63 Hair Removal........................................67 Photography...................................69
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Beauticians...............65,66,67,69,76 Hair Care......................................66,IBC Pride Paraphernalia.............................65
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Car Rental..........................................63 Hypnotherapist...............................66,68 R
Church...........................................63 Reiki..........................................66,67
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Cleaning Service.................................66 Insurance.........................................68
Conference Facility..............................66 Interior Décor and Design.................19,62 S
Costume Hire.....................................65 Social Therapist..................................71
J Solar Power........................................70
D Japanese Art and Antiques................19,63 Skin Care...........................................66
Dating............................................63 SPCA............................................15
Debt Collection..................................62 L Sports Massage Therapist.....................65
Décor............................IFC,1,19,62,63 Labour Law...........................................63 Surrogacy....................................62
Digital Magazine....................... ...........5 Landscaping & Gardening......................71 Swimwear.................................11,23,71
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Estate Agents.................................64,65 Marriage Officer...............................68, 69
Estate Planning...................................62 Massage (Therapeutic)......................66,67 V
Mediation.........................................69 Veterinary Clinic.............................70, 71
F Medical.....................................68,69,70
Fitness Training..............................65,67 Men Only Retreats.................................67 W
Florist..............................................65 Menswear.......................................70,71 Waxing and Trimming................65,66,67
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FEZILE MKHIZE
Doctor, presenter, master of ceremonies, actor and model Fezile Mkhize is
known for his big win on SABC 3’s “The Presenter Search”, presenting Top
Billing on the same channel. He was Mr World 2019 First Runner Up, and
won the title of Mr World Africa 2019.
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orn on 8 March 1991, Fezile Mkhize was raised talk about them, can kind of bring answers to a lot of the
on the South Coast, Oslo Beach, then later questions that each different sector has. So, uniting with that
settled in Johannesburg where he got his start as purpose is something that I think we can all reflect upon and
a medical practitioner, model and television presenter. drive home.”
Mkhize became a medical practitioner after graduating “I think when it comes to being a straight man on the
with a medical degree at the University of Cape Town cover of Gay Pages it is to galvanise everybody and bring
with the completion of his mandatory practical years of them together and not have just one person doing one
internship and community service at Charlotte Maxeke thing to help people, because that’s the issue with a lot
Johannesburg Academic Hospital. of organisations who try to better our country, is that they
In 2019 he ventured into the pageant arena and won all work in isolation. I think when we individually have the
the title of Mr World South Africa which paved the road things we are passionate about and then also are able to
to the international stage of Mr World 2019. There he cross over and assist, is when true change happens. That’s
performed in an arduous three-week journey to claim the because you now have the support of other people who are
position of Mr World 2019 First Runner Up, and the title of philanthropically minded and who are trying to help others
Mr World Africa 2019. and also because then there is also an appreciation that
After landing a presenting opportunity on the respected we all are actually quite similar. We all want the best for
platform, Top Billing, his evident love for fashion and great ourselves, we want a better quality of life, we want to feel like
passion for all things health and wellness shone through. we are heard within our country, within our continent, and
With that, he has won Best Dressed L’Ormarins Queen’s the world. And for me, that is what that kind of image of an
Plate 2019 and Cosmopolitan’s Sexiest Man 2019 with a individual who is on the cover of the Gay Pages portrays. I
Men’s Health cover in April 2019 and a Men’s Health Style may be heterosexual in terms of my orientation, but it speaks
cover in October 2019. about that unity. Prejudice against any group of people is an
What does United With A Purpose mean to Dr. Fezile Mkhize? issue for the whole of society. It is a great stride in moving
“United with a purpose is just such a great motto. It talks towards like-mindedness and at the very least respecting
about bringing people together, uniting across all boards other people and that, for me, is the most important thing
and seeing each person, each man as a brother, is just so and that’s what the Mr World platform has always been. I
crucial because we each have such similar life experiences hope the mantle of unification will be taken up by those who
and to be able to take all that and bring it together and to follow and that we can live a more loving life.”

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MR GAY WORLD SOUTH AFRICA
Mr Gay World South Africa presented a glamorous event at Galleria
Conference Centre in Johannesburg that was sponsored by Plascon.

O
n Friday 21 May, Charl-Jaquairdo van Helsdingen and this year it was stunning to see how the internet
handed over the title as Mr Gay World South Africa has brought people much closer from geographically
2021 to Louw Breytenbach (31), who competed remote locations. We enjoyed a great show hosted by
against 11 contenders for this prestigious honour. The Holly Diamond and glitzy event created by Edith Venter
first runner-up was Bonginkosi Ndima (37), who also took Promotions and Johan Els.
home the Mr Photogenic title. Shanon Kannigan (27) Having spent more time with this energetic group of
bagged the second runner-up place. We congratulate the guys during earlier judging, I was impressed by the fact
crowd-pleasing Louw Breytenbach who will represent South that almost all of them came out of the closet at young
Africa in the Mr Gay World pageant in September this year. ages and came from such diverse backgrounds. Most of
This glamorous pageant was made possible by headline the guys revealed strong entrepreneurial skills which is
sponsor, Plascon and we really appreciate all the hard extremely important in a country like South Africa.
work done by Suvasin Moodley and Asheer Jaganath Winning this title is about much more than just having a
from Plascon, who worked around the clock to make pretty face or a hot body but showing self-development
this happen, while Edith Venter added her own special on every level. Anybody with a body to die for, will tell you
magic as always. that it takes hard work, just like it takes hard work to excel
It was my third time as head judge for Mr Gay World in a career or get a Cum Laude university degree.

MEET YOUR WINNER!

LOUW BREYTENBACH
Louw is a 31-year-old entrepreneur and mental health
activist. As a businessman he is the Director of the National
Arts Association of South Africa, and owner of the LALT
House of Growth, a community theatre school he started at
the age of 21.
Louw had a difficult childhood having to fight through
poverty, speech impediments and terrible self-confidence.
He has also worked extensively in television and was the
presenter of Drama Mammas on VIA, script writer for
KykNET’s ChatNOU, and featured in various shows including
Legacy, Hoor My Sien My Soen My, and Vergewe My. In
2020 Louw made his bow as director and producer of the
documentary The Louw Down, a personal project for Howler
and the Talent Theatre, focussing on mental health and
depression. His love for community, charity and kindness is
the trademark of his character and for the past two years
he has also proudly headed the Gate Of Hope mental
health awareness campaign. Currently Louw is studying life
coaching and devotes his time to charities, his family and his
passions including exercise, reading and theatre.

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KELVIN TE BAERTS MARKUS SCHUBACH

RICHARD THERON DEEN DANIELS

EZEKIEL MOLEFE RUHAN BREEDT

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ENVIRONMENT

By RYAN THOMAS

FEATHERS
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or millennia, we’ve marvelled at them and their feathers are what allow them to fly silently, opening up
freedom. They’ve captivated our imagination and a world of possibility from silent wind turbines to quieter
inspired us to do greater things; push the limits. Birds aircraft. Birds also have tricks for flying long distance.
have amazing traits and tricks to do what they do. Most fly, Flying in a V-formation helps improve efficiency and humans
which requires loads of oxygen (just think about how much have copied it with plane squadrons, reducing fuel usage.
huffing and puffing you do simply carrying groceries). To Moulting worn feathers just before they set off, ensures they
cater for this, birds don’t just have a pair of lungs, they have have new feathers for the journey, reducing drag. Some
nine air sacs that store air. The sacs take turns storing air with species are masters at flying long distance. The Arctic tern
each breath and ensure that even when the bird is breathing currently does it every year, as it migrates from the Arctic to
out, the lungs have fresh air in them. Birds are also as the Antarctic and back again, while the swift spends nearly its
aerodynamic as they come, and we’ve spent decades using entire life in the air – eating, sleeping, and mating while flying.
this fact to first get in the air and second, improve flight while Sadly, despite all their abilities, climate change and habitat
we’re up there. destruction threaten many species. Being responsible with
Just recently scientists discovered that micro finlets in owl our planet is essential if we wish to continue learning from it.

SRI LANKA TO DESTROY OCEAN RAPE ON A GLOBAL

OIL PALM TREES SCALE
Sri Lanka has banned imports of the world’s most- Seaspiracy is one of the most informative films you could
consumed cooking oil and told planters to get rid of all the watch on Netflix. War is being waged on our oceans. Join
trees in the country. an intrepid activist determined to document and uncover
The island nation joined some other countries in bashing what is responsible for oceanic destruction and extinction.
palm oil. Filmmaker Ali Tabrizi has had a lifetime fascination with the
The US has stopped inbound shipments from some top ocean and the documentary follows him and his partner
producers in Malaysia on allegations of forced labour in Lucy starting out documenting plastic waste, to large-
the second-biggest grower, while the EU plans to phase scale dolphin and cetacean slaughter in Taiji in Japan,
out palm-based biofuels by classifying the commodity from and from shark fin shops in Hong Kong, to interviews with
large plantations as unsustainable. Sri Lanka’s President conservationists. The film highlights modern slavery and
Gotabaya Rajapaksa ordered companies and other entities species extinction on a global scale, among other topics.
growing oil palm to remove the trees in a phased manner. It is a chilling indictment of our species and the wholesale
They have been asked to uproot 10 percent of the trees each rape of our oceans.
year and replace the fields with rubber or other environment- If you want to be an informed planetary citizen, this is one
friendly crops, according to an official statement. documentary you cannot miss, nor dismiss. It goes hand-in-
Sri Lanka’s Director-General of Customs has also been hand with Cowspiracy, also on Netflix, and highlights not
advised to refrain from clearing palm oil cargoes, the only human greed, but also our failure and complicity in
statement said. caring for our planet and non-human animals.
At the same time, the cultivation of oil palm will be completely One chilling phrase says it all: “if the oceans die, we
banned, it added. die”. And we are mere years away from that seemingly
The country has around 11 000 hectares of palm plantations, unavoidable demise.
just over 1 percent of the total area planted with tea, rubber
and coconut.

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STELLENBOSCH WINE ROUTES

CELEBRATE HALF-CENTURY
SA’s first wine route is set to remain collaborative pacesetter incorporated food-related experiences into their wine-tourism
in wine tourism. The Stellenbosch Wine Routes celebrates offering.
its 50th anniversary this year, a milestone that also marks Today, the Stellenbosch Wine Routes comprises a myriad
the birth of South African wine tourism. of world-class wine tourism encounters in addition to wine
Beyond offering the highest density of exceptional premium tastings. From wine safaris to award-winning gourmet
wines in South Africa, the Stellenbosch Wine Routes paved affairs, the Stellenbosch Wine Routes justifiably earns its
the way for the creation of the country’s wine tourism, an reputation of being the biggest visitor attraction outside of
industry that contributes R7,2bn to GDP per year. Cape Town. Every year, hundreds of thousands of guests
Since its first step 50 years ago, the footprint of wine tourism traditionally visit the area, which is a staple of trips to the
has extended to wine-producing regions in five provinces Western Cape – for both local and international guests.
with 23 recorded wine routes. The development of wine On the effects of the pandemic, it is estimated that the
tourism in South Africa has also led to the transformation of industry lost more than R2,5bn in revenue between
the rural landscape in these wine routes, with state-of-the-art March and July 2020, with most losses incurred at the
wine estates, graded hotels and event facilities having been tasting room.
added for guests. More than half of member wineries have www.wineroute.co.za and www.visitstellenbosch.org

DE TOREN’S TIMELESSLY TOKARA XO BRANDY WINS

ELEGANT WINES Tokara, the family-owned Stellenbosch wine estate, has won
international acclaim with its luxurious, hand-crafted XO Potstill
The bespoke De Toren Z 2016 vintage is an extraordinary Brandy bringing home a Brandy Masters 2021 Gold Medal.
merlot-dominated wine follows through perfectly on the This annual competition presented by The Spirits Business,
palate, revealing subtle hints of spices, ripe blackberries, the leading international spirits trade publication based in the
plum and cherries. The integrated, complex and beautiful UK, is part of the Global Spirits Masters Series. The Brandy
rounded tannins of this Bordeaux-style blend finish off Masters rewards the finest brandies on the world stage with
velvety, yet the blend is vibrant and expressive. With an around 150 entries judged by a panel of spirits specialists.
outstanding ageing potential of 15 years plus, each bottle The ultimate choice of aficionados, Tokara XO Potstill Brandy
has been beautifully wrapped in tissue paper and carefully honours the age-old Cognac tradition. The Chenin blanc
packaged in an exquisite wooden case. This beautiful wine base wine is double distilled retaining only the heart fraction
will go a long way in helping to show your appreciation to for ageing in individual Limousin oak casks for 12 to 18
dear friends and family, but it is equally perfect for giving years. Unctuous and complex with great depth of character,
yourself a little treat. the palate delivers rich flavours of caramel, dried apricots and
Complimentary delivery applies within SA borders upon all cocoa butter with a spicy finish and fine length.
2016 vintage case orders. This elegant, world-class XO Brandy is available at the Tokara
1,5 litre (Magnum) available for R995. Tasting Lounge and selected purveyors of fine wines at a cellar
www.de-toren.com door price of R950. For online purchases at www.tokara.com

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 CONSTANTIA GLEN TWO
SWEEPS THE BOARD
Constantia Glen TWO has triumphed as the best South African
SUGARBIRD CRAFT GIN Sauvignon/Semillon blend at the 2021 International Wine
SPREADS ITS WINGS Challenge (IWC), bringing home the trophy for the third time
and clinching its 5th gold medal in this prestigious London
TO BRANDY based competition, since first entering the wines in 2014.
Best known for its quality fynbos gin, Sugarbird has negotiated The 2019 vintage of this flagship white Bordeaux-style blend
access to aged barrels of potstill brandy from one of the just released by the family-owned Constantia Glen wine
world’s finest, award-winning distilleries – right here in South estate, was awarded gold and 95/100 points by the IWC
Africa. Chenin Blanc and Colombard grapes, grown in the judging panel.
Breedekloof region, provide the distillate that is carefully aged This is the third major international accolade for the 2019
in small French oak barrels, for 14 years. Ultimately, once the vintage after the wine scored 93 points at the prestigious
ageing process has completed, this delicate liquid is trickle- 2020 Decanter World Wine Awards in London and the
filtered through honeybush and other fynbos botanicals by highly respected Tim Atkin South Africa 2020 Special Report.
Sugarbird’s artisan blender, Edmund Paulsen. The wine is a consummate blend of Sauvignon Blanc
With a nose of sweet prune, dark chocolate and vanilla that (67%), lending acidity and backbone, and Sémillon (33%)
follows through on the palate, the Sugarbird XO 14-Year- contributing to the waxy weight, richness and texture.
Old is a great choice for sipping around the fire, either neat, “The 2019 has terrific freshness, depth and elegance with
or with a block of ice. remarkable fruit concentration. It is tightly wound in its youth
With this XO Brandy, Sugarbird hopes to pay tribute to our but shows absolute fruit purity as well as uplifting citrus and
unique South African distilling traditions, whilst proudly waxy notes, which will integrate and develop with time into
celebrating our vibrant and diverse country. an exceptionally refined wine,” is how winemaker Justin van
Sugarbird XO available from Takealot, Smous Online and Wyk describes this lauded wine.
selected independent liquor stores at a recommended retail Constantia Glen TWO 2019 is available at a cellar door
price of R499.95. price of R290. For online purchases visit www.constantiaglen.
www.takelot.com com/order-wine.

WHAT MEN SHOULD

KNOW ABOUT SOY
Soy is a great source of high-quality protein, and soy foods
are generally low in saturated fat. Soybeans also contain
fibre, calcium, iron, omega-3 fat, and other essential
vitamins and minerals. Additionally, according to a meta-
analysis published in the International Journal of Sports Research further indicates soy may reduce the risk of
Nutrition and Exercise Metabolism, supplementing your prostate cancer in men. This is important information since
resistance exercise training with soy protein can lead to prostate cancer is the second most commonly occurring
increases in muscle mass and strength to the same extent as cancer in men worldwide.
supplementation with animal protein. In a recent review of 30 observational studies, high soy
There is a growing body of research to support the many consumption was linked to a significantly lower risk of
health benefits of soy. However, some men still have developing the disease. Interestingly, there is a much
reservations about consuming it. lower prostate cancer mortality rate in Asian, soy food-
Misconceptions concerning soy foods stem from the fact consuming countries.
that soy is a uniquely rich source of isoflavones, which Soy foods can play an important role in the diets of men by
are naturally occurring plant chemicals classified as providing high-quality protein and healthy fat. Soy protein
phytoestrogens. Phytoestrogens are plant components also supports normal blood cholesterol levels and is a good
found in several different types of food but the amounts in choice of high-quality, plant-based protein for those wanting
soy are much greater than other foods. However, despite to increase muscle mass.
being classified as plant oestrogens, soybean isoflavones The research overall indicates that soy foods can be
differ at both the molecular and clinical levels from the safely incorporated into the diets of essentially all healthy
human hormone oestrogen. So, no, you won’t get man individuals except for those allergic to soy protein, which is
boobs and your human hormones can’t be disrupted by relatively uncommon. The key is to incorporate soy as part
plant hormones in any way. of your nutrient-dense overall healthful diet.
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DÉCOR | By Jean-Pierre de la Chaumette

BEEN AROUND

THE WORLD
Jean-Pierre de la Chaumette rounds up
the latest from three global brands making
waves right here in South Africa.

THE WINNING WINCH IM-PRESSED-ED BY

COLLECTION TOM DIXON
Up your style game with the Winch collection from Roche Celebrated British furniture and product designer Tom Dixon,
Bobois. Designed by French designer Sacha Lakic, the recently launched a series of heavyweight glass vases, bowls
collection encompasses a series of dining and occasional and candleholders entitled Press. The collection is very
tables, chairs and cabinetry. distinct thanks to the chunky coils of clear transparent glass
Winch boasts elegant detailing and sensual curves: an that make up each piece.
aesthetic aided by the solid cherry wood veneer used in The collection’s bold silhouette originates from big globs of
its crafting. Expect sun-patterned bookmatching on door molten glass manufactured at 1 200 degrees centigrade that
fronts and table tops as well as luxurious ceramic and are then pressed in two- or three-part iron moulds. Whilst
vinyl inlays. As usual, Roche Bobois’ focus on the highest contemporary in nature these designs have a familiarity
levels of craftsmanship come as standard. about them that hark to the ‘60s and ‘70s.
This and other winning collections by Roche Bobois are A beautiful addition to Tom Dixon’s product range, Press is
viewable in their Johannesburg and Cape Town showrooms. available locally from Crèma Design.
www.roche-bobois.com/en-za www.tomdixon.net

WE’RE HERE
FOR VANITY
Known for their ability to match technological innovation
with style, Rimadesio are the go-to suppliers of modular
systems for the home: think walk-in closets, bookcases, and
the like.
Working with prominent designer Giuseppe Bavuso they’ve
launched Vanity, a storage system for all your precious
objects, fragrances and cosmetics, and we’re hooked.
Designed to integrate with Rimadesio’s existing storage
systems, it provides various configurations of storage,
mirrors and more. Vanity is one of the most elegant vanity
solutions we’ve seen in a while.
Rimadesio is available in South Africa from
www.domum.co.za

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TECH & TRENDS | By Donovan Banyard

STR ANGER INFLUENCER

When architect Brandon Song couldn't decide what takeaway would appear to be looking to disrupt and monetise social
to order, he posed this question to his followers on a new media connections between creators and their followers.
social media app NewNew. It is designed as a way for the artists to have a much deeper
His army of followers on the app came to his aid by voting and closer connection with their fans compared to other
on one of the choices he provided, for a fee of US$5 (R75) social media services.
per vote. The poll attracted 1900 votes. When a so-called creator sets up a NewNew account and
NewNew is the product of Los Angeles-based entrepreneur attracts followers, they are encouraged to ask them,via video
Courtne Smith. The app, currently in beta, describes itself clips, to vote on aspects of both their work and personal life.
as “a human stock market where you buy shares in the Whenever a vote is cast the creator gets the money minus
lives of real people, in order to control their decisions and NewNew's undisclosed commission.
watch the outcome“. The creator sets the question and a choice of answers, think
Courtne has stated that the last two years have been spent Instagram voting with the added benefit of monetisation.
perfecting and enhancing her idea. Their followers get to vote, and can pay to do so as many
To many people the idea of having strangers dictate every times as they like. They don't get their money back, regardless
aspect of our lives seems ominous and controlling, however of which way the result goes.
the reality is actually far less dystopian. The app is aimed at In addition to voting, followers can also pay extra – from $20
creators – writers, painters, musicians, fashion designers, (R300) – to ask a NewNew creator to do something of their
bloggers etc. NewNew creators are people that allow the choosing, such as naming a character in a book after them.
consumer to be involved in the decision making process. Whilst other apps ask people to cast their votes on a poll or
The results of the polls are then livestreamed with creators something similar, NewNew says that what it offers is unique.
updating their followers with the winning life-choice. NewNew www.newnew.co

WHAT'S UP, DOGE?

Elon Musk has been trending in the news for reasons other
than trying to populate Mars. People around the world
have sent their tongues wagging over the power that this
individuals tweets conduct in the realm of crypto currency.
Global attention continues to remain focussed on his Twitter
as well as the power his opinion has on the price of Bitcoin.
Elon’s tweets provide an insight to his falling-out of
love with the leading crypto coin which he has branded
“decentralised”, as the majority of Bitcoin is held by a
handful of people. Musk continued to berate Bitcoin and
it’s feasibility as a payment system, citing its high demand
for electricity when mining. Bitcoin mining roughly consumes
the same amount of energy as Argentina does per annum.
Musk’s crypto focus has changed to dogecoin, a crypto
currency that was started by two software engineers as a currency to be used when purchasing Tesla vehicles. Musk,
joke back in 2013. In the last year the value of dogecoin has once the self-appointed CEO of Dogecoin, gave indication that
increased by 20 000%. Tesla may have sold some of its stake in Bitcoin and continues
Dogecoin started 2020 off at roughly US$0.0025. It went to to push for extreme upgrade to Dogecoin that he predicts is
a whopping US$0.49 after a series of tweets from Musk. His “needed [for dogecoin] to become the currency of Earth”.
tweets pushed for the adoption and implementation of the www.coindesk.com

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www.da.org.za
CAR NEWS | By Rubin van Niekerk

THE ALL NEW

HYUNDAI i20
H
yundai buyers have been driven by pragmatism,
durability, reliability, and trendsetting warranties.
Emotion had little space in this equation and
aesthetics was secondary until recently, where the new
car radiates funkiness. The edgy design identity features
Hyundai’s “Sensuous Sportiness” which balances four
fundamental design elements, namely proportion,
architecture, styling, and technology. It gives a distinctive
appearance with a wedge style design on the sides where
the lines on the doors continue all the way to the end.
At the rear the LED lighting creates a sense of width in a
car that is significantly more spacious than its predecessor,
whilst with minimal growth in dimension, yet lowered roof
height. Primarily the gains are in the rear with 88mm more
space and 40mm of shoulder room, while with seats down
the loading capacity leaps to a very impressive 1165
litres, with a boot swallowing 311 litres, making the i20
a perfectly practical compact courier. Ambient lighting
creates a cosy, yet airy interior atmosphere and it all works
wirelessly with your smartphone in seconds when you place
your phone into the charging tray in the centre console.
An unusual feature in a small car, but what a privilege to
not have to be bothered with ports and wires to keep your
phone charged up.
However, three USB charging ports including one in the touchscreen functionality for multitasking.
rear means everybody can charge their gadgets, whilst Eight model derivatives offer three transmission choices and
enjoying a superb Bose sound system with 8 speakers and three engines, which caters to different needs and offers
a subwoofer. This practical five-door hatch is loaded with more efficiency. It starts with a Motion 1,2-litre naturally
electronics to connect you, whilst enhancing your safety. aspirated manual that produces 61kW and 115Nm. The
The touchscreen is easy to operate and integrates well with next engine derivative is a 1,4 Motion AT that produces
Android Auto and Apple CarPlay, mirroring the functionality 74kW and 133Nm, whilst the top of the range 1,0-litre
of smart phones. Typically, there are almost no options, engine TGDI engine produce 90kW and 172Nm of torque
but the car is superbly kitted out in an attractive and solid and is available either as a 6-speed manual or with a
quality interior. In fact, the i20 has the best features in its 7-speed DCT gearbox. Top speeds ranges from 169km/h
class with state-of-the-art smart tech with a dual 10,25- to 190km/h and CO² emissions vary from 124 to 151g/km
inch visually combined digital cluster and an 8-inch centre whilst the impressive average fuel consumption varies from
touchscreen which enhances the dashboard aesthetics and 5,9 to 6,9 litres/100km.

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 There are eight exterior colours to choose from and the roof
is Phantom Black in the two-tone options, whilst there are two
interior colours available. The i20 has a high residual value
forecast based on independent research that identifies its
excellent specification levels and build quality. A competitive
7-year/200 000km warranty, 7-year/150 000km roadside
assistance and 4-year/60 000 km Service Plan also offers a
great incentive to ownership.

1.2 Motion MT – R275 900

1.4 Motion AT – R305 900
1.2 Fluid MT – R289 900
1.2 Fluid MT – 2 Tone – R294 900
1.0 TGDI Fluid MT – R330 900
1.0 TGDI Fluid MT – 2 Tone – R335 900
1.0 TGDI Fluid DCT – R355 900
1.0 TGDI Fluid DCT – 2 Tone – R360 900

www.hyundai.co.za

PORSCHE PURSUES
E-PERFORMANCE
After initial testing on the proving grounds of the Porsche
Development Centre in Weissach, the all-electric Macan
is ready for the road, with the well camouflaged next-
generation prototypes of the compact SUV now heading
outside Porsche premises for the first time.
By the time the all-electric Macan is launched onto the
market in 2023, it will have covered some three million test
kilometres worldwide in varying conditions. The prototypes
are able to incorporate the experience gained from countless
previous test kilometres driven in a virtual space. Digital
development and testing preserve resources and therefore
enhance sustainability. Instead of real vehicles, the engineers
use digital prototypes – computational models that replicate
the properties, systems and power units of a vehicle to a
high degree of accuracy.
The first physical prototypes of the all-electric Macan were
built based on the data obtained from the simulations which
gets regularly adapted based on the virtual refinement
process. By the same token, the findings from road testing
are fed directly into digital development.
The demanding test programme for the all-electric
Macan, carried out under the extremes of climatic and
topographical conditions, includes disciplines such as the
charging and conditioning of the high-voltage battery, which
has to meet rigorous standards. Like the Taycan, the all-
electric Macan with its 800-volt architecture, will offer typical
Porsche E-Performance, such as long-distance range, high-
performance fast charging and reproducible best-in-class
performance figures.
The market launch of the all-electric Macan, the first Porsche
to be built on the Premium Platform Electric (PPE), is planned
for 2023. The new combustion-engined Macan models will
be offered alongside the all-electric Macan in the future.
Until then, however, it still has millions of test kilometres to
cover both in real life and virtually.
www.porsche.co.za

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ROAD TESTS | By Rubin van Niekerk
Engine Supercharged 8-Cylinder V8 5000 cc
Power 423kW @ 6500 rpm
Torque 700 Nm @ 3500-5000 rpm
Acceleration 0-100 km/h in 3,7 seconds
Top Speed 300 km/h
Overall Fuel Consumption 14,6 lt/100 km
Load Capacity 509 lt
Turning Circle 10,7 m
Ground Clearance 107 mm
Weight 2120 kg
Price R2 422 700
3-Year/45 000 km Service Plan
CO2 Emissions 252 g/km

Jaguar F-Type R AWD Coupé

This 300km/h super car is future classic right now and that hints at Jaguar’s rich heritage.
growing demand ensures value escalation. The best part of Tactile materials such as Windsor leather, Engine Spin
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is the subtlety with which it blends in metallics and satin-finish Noble Chrome add touches
grey suburbia. of luxury and are complemented by beautifully crafted
Dramatic design, improved dynamics, driver engagement monogram stitch patterns and Jaguar Leaper or R motifs
and in both coupé and convertible form, does its World Car embossed in the headrests.
Design-winning predecessor’s form credit. Beauty is in the Available throughout the first year of production is a special
eye of the beholder though, so indulge your eyes in judging First Edition version of the P380 all-wheel drive exclusively.
the aesthetic appeal. The First Edition adds 20” Diamond Turned alloys, ‘First
The F-Type’s driver-focussed 1+1 interior has been refined Edition’ scripting on the door tread plates and aluminium
with discreet details and a heightened sense of luxury instrument panel finisher and Windsor leather performance
and sportiness, with a theatrical start button’s pulsing red seats in a choice of Ebony with Light Oyster stitching or
‘heartbeat’ that merges with ‘Jaguar Est.1935’ markings Mars Red with Flame stitching. The First Edition is available

Engine Inline 3-Cylinder 1200 cc

Power 96 kW @ 5500 rpm
Torque 230 Nm @ 1750 rpm
Acceleration 0-100 km/h in 9,1 seconds
Top Speed 198 km/h
Overall Fuel Consumption 6,5 lt/100 km
Load Capacity 345-1075 lt
Turning Circle 10,4 m
Ground Clearance 174 mm
Weight 1188 kg
Price R479 900
2-Year/30 000 km Service Plan
CO2 Emissions 148 g/km

PEUGEOT 2008 1,2T and I realised how good this little devil makes you look behind
the wheel. I smiled when I realised we would have gotten
It was love at first sight when I laid eyes on this playful stuck in a lesser car, but totally worth a pink faced driver!
Peugeot, with quaint little details like, “claw marks” and A really hot and sexy 3D cockpit takes the driving experience
“fangs” on the lights. to the next level. Another innovation is the choice of a fully
Any technologically minded person would be overwhelmed electric engine.
by standard level of technological innovation that you would What makes it a winner besides build quality, futuristic
only expect in cars at double the price. technology, beauty, spaciousness and trendsetting spec
Good build quality was demonstrated on the launch where levels is a fun factor and low fuel consumption sweetened by
we would have needed back surgery afterwards due to the nippy performance.
deliberate choice of some terrible roads. Not that it mattered A turbocharged three-cylinder 1,2-litre petrol engine is highly
as we just floated over potholed paradise in sections and efficient with a slick shifting six-speed automatic gearbox.
once we had reached the off road section the weather played The forging softly sprung suspension floats over our nasty
along with pouring rain that allowed us to play in some of Gauteng roads and speed bumps.
the most challenging muddy and wet conditions. Never had Frankly, anybody who wants to buy a car with a comfortable
I experienced such driver seat envy as my co-driver loved suspension for daily commuting needs to drive this little gem
showing off his rally driver skills. Driving back, it was my turn first. You most likely will experience a eureka moment.

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in three colours – Fuji White, Santorini Black or Eiger Grey.
A Quickshift transmission has been recalibrated for even
faster, crisper gear changes via the steering wheel-mounted
paddles or the SportShift gear selector. A torque on-demand
all-wheel drive system combined with Jaguar’s Intelligent
Driveline Dynamics (IDD) control technology delivers
immediate throttle response in all gears, on all surfaces and
in all conditions.
The supercharged monster benefits from the new Quiet
Start function, which ensures a more subtle, refined sound
where electrically actuated bypass valves in the rear silencer
remain closed until they automatically open under load.
Quiet Start can be over-ridden by selecting Dynamic Mode
or by pressing the switchable exhaust button before starting
the engine if your neighbours irritate you.
Listening to the stunning sound system can be a sin though,
if you never just simply indulge in the acoustics of the
distinctive crackle and pop of this divine engine, that begs
to run wild. A rare privilege to experience such deviant work
of art in an era where the trend is to build small engines
with the appeal of sowing machines. The ultimate accolade
though is that Jaguar is also at the forefront of the electric
vehicle revolution.

Engine 4-Cylinder Inline 1462 cc

Power 77 kW @ 6000 rpm
Torque 138 Nm @ 4400 rpm
Acceleration NA
Top Speed 170 km/h
Overall Fuel Consumption 6,2 lt/100 km
Load Capacity 328 lt
Turning Circle 11,4 m
Ground Clearance 198 mm
Weight 1130kg
Price R315 700
3-Year/45 000 km Service Plan
CO2 Emissions 147 g/km
to their profile, customers can manage their vehicle via the
Toyota Urban Cruiser Xr Manual MyToyota App. This intuitive app allows on-demand service
bookings, vehicle information and history, tracking data as well
There is strong demand for small, practical, but affordable as Toyota Connect data recharge services and much more.
SUVs and the Urban Cruiser ticks all the boxes, being fun, Occupants can access and display Google Maps, Waze
affordable and a practical compact crossover vehicle, that is and Apple Maps for navigational duty while also streaming
perfect for hauling dogs or for your next weekend adventure. their favourite music from apps such as Apple Music, Spotify,
Based on the Suzuki Vitara Brezza, it brings Toyota’s SoundCloud and JOOX.
comprehensive dealer support, customer service and parts’ Class-leading towing capacity ramps up the utility factor with
supply network to the party. enough power for adequate performance supplied by the
Perfect seat height offers easy access and enhances easy naturally aspirated 1,5-litre engine.
parking. A large touchscreen infotainment system features The flagship model has keyless-entry with push start, LED
Apple CarPlay and Android Auto, while text messages can be headlamps, Rear Park Distance Control (PDC), automatic
read out to the user, with speech-to-text functionality ensuring headlights, cruise control, auto-dimming rear-view mirror,
safe communication while driving. Bluetooth, Aux and USB rain-sensing wipers, dual 12-volt power outlets, front armrest,
inputs are also catered for and all models are equipped with leather steering wheel and the inclusion of two tweeter speakers.
the Toyota Connect telematics system which includes an in-car This practical car deserves to be test driven and offers
Wi-Fi hotspot and complimentary 15Gb data. Once linked extremely good value for money and peace of mind.

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ROAD TESTS | By Shawn Donovan Brett
Engine Turbo Petrol 4-Cylinder 1991 cc
Power 145 kW @ 6100 rpm
Torque 320 Nm @ 1650-4000 rpm
Acceleration 0-100 km/h in 7,6 seconds
Top Speed 237 km/h
Overall Fuel Consumption 7,2 lt/100 km
Load Capacity 405 lt
Turning Circle 11,6 m
Ground Clearance 116 mm
Weight 1750 kg
Price R1 044 040
5-year/100 000 km Maintenance Plan
CO2 Emissions 162 g/km

Mercedes-Benz E200 Coupé

By modern standards, the engine is enthusiastic enough and
The E-Class Coupé has been tinkered with, and we like it, capable. The more practical engine forced me to focus on ride
majority of the focus being placed on the front end of the comfort, functionality and every-day needs. With a price tag
car, minimal changes to the back... but then again, if it isn't of just over R1 million, placing it over R150k above its nearest
broken then don't fix it. competitor, the BMW 420i Coupé, it seemed a bit pricey but
The Coupé’s flowing roofline, small rear windows and I would not let this figure eliminate the consideration of the
rounded features make the already-handsome E-Class E-Class when shopping for a fashionable coupé.
design look even better from the outside. It’s just as good The highlight of the review was definitely the comfort,
on the inside as well. The cabin makes use of an abundance supple luxury and build quality. I have some personal
of high-quality materials including tactile wood trim and gripes with the updated multi-function display screens and
aluminium to great effect. the highly sensitive touch buttons on the steering wheel,
The 145kW, 320Nm petrol engine prevailed throughout but apart from personal preferential peeves, the E-Class
my review, despite preferences to the infamous grunty V8s is for the modern guy or girl who has matured, become
from Mercedes, this more modest daily runner still has a responsible but likes to be noticed and mentioned in
top end of 237km/h and a 0 to 100 in 7,6 seconds... casual cocktail conversation.

Engine Turbo Petrol 3-Cylinder Inline 1199 cc

Power 96 kW @ 5500 rpm
Torque 230 Nm @ 1750 rpm
Acceleration 0-100 km/h in 8,7 seconds
Top Speed 208 km/h
Overall Fuel Consumption 7,0 lt/100 km
Load Capacity 309-1081 lt
Turning Circle 11,2 m
Ground Clearance 160 mm
Weight 1158 kg
Price R386 900
3-Year 45 000 km Service Plan
CO2 Emissions 143 g/km

Opel Corsa 1,2T Elegance rides on 15-inch wheels, while Elegance boasts attractive
16-inch alloys. Edition level of trim features daytime running
Opel has announced its presence in the hatchback segment lights, air conditioning, rear park distance control, USB port,
with the new Corsa, an elegantly styled and fun offering. The Bluetooth, auto lights, power steering, cruise control, and
new Corsa has more than enough grunt to hustle between cloth upholstery. Elegance adds Partial Cloth and Artificial
robots and it can execute quick and nimble overtaking Leather trim, LED headlights, LED daytime running lights, front
manoeuvres on the highway too. fog lights, panoramic roof, auto wipers, and a rear parking
In terms of ride quality, the Corsa prioritises comfort, safety camera. In terms of connectivity, Android Auto/Apple CarPlay
and key feature offerings. I was pleasantly surprised by the has been fitted, and looking at boot space, 309 litres, but if
abundance of features such as a 180-degree reverse-view you fold down the rear seats, 1081 litres is available.
camera, lane-keeping assist, traffic-sign recognition, forward- Overall, this Corsa 1,2T Elegance makes a very compelling
collision alert, front pedestrian detection and collision- case for itself and what it offers. Competitively priced against
mitigation braking. A total of 6 airbags is fitted along with ABS its main rivals and offers good comparative value. The new
with EBD and electronic stability control with traction control. Corsa is one of the best offerings currently in this segment and
There are two levels of trim; Edition and Elegance. Edition it’s certainly a worthy alternative to Polo and Fiesta.

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 that is happy to chew up some tread and show you what it
BMW M8 Competition Gran Coupé feels like to get the tail wagging. Drivers can use the Setup
menu to select 4WD Sport mode, which sends an even higher
The new BMW M8 Gran Coupé Competition blends standout proportion of drive to the rear wheels, and de-activating DSC
performance attributes with distinctive body design and brings 2WD mode into play, with drive fed exclusively through
increased space for rear-seat passengers. It offers an exclusive the rear wheels.
opportunity for driver and passenger in four full-size seats to BMW has conquered cornering with swift single-
sample the signature dynamism, agility and precision offered mindedness thanks to determined turn-in and self-
by the new range-topper. correcting balance supported by fast-acting dampers and
Despite the supercar performance, the Gran Coupé is still a standard rear-wheel steering.
luxurious and surprisingly comfortable car to drive and live Among the ingredients in the extravagant appearance of the
with daily despite the fuel consumption. But then I have said four-door high-performance sports car is the dynamically
it before and I will say it again, fuel consumption is irrelevant stretched silhouette, muscular shoulders and stand-alone
in this price category. rear-end design. Large air intakes, M gills on the side panels,
However, I recommend setting aside a good rainy-day fund aerodynamically optimised exterior mirrors, a rear spoiler
for when the 20-inch tyres need replacing, although it is a and other M-specific features provide a visual showcase for
4-wheel-drive, it has an optional rear wheel only configuration the high-performance character of the new model.

Engine 4-Cylinder Inline 1396 cc

Power 73 kW @ 6300 rpm
Torque 135 Nm @ 4200 rpm
Acceleration 0-100 km/h in 12,9 seconds
Top Speed 175 km/h
Overall Fuel Consumption 11,3 lt/100 km
Load Capacity 325 lt
Turning Circle 9,6 m
Ground Clearance 140 mm
Weight 1246 kg
Price R308 995
4-Year/60 000 km Service Plan
CO2 Emissions 137 g/km

KIA Rio 1,4 LS Automatic Rio really does surpass your expectations of an affordable
Exterior design updates for Rio’s mid-life refresh have hatchback, with good quality finishes, ample space and
been kept to a minimum, with the bulk of the design an overall presence of consumer focused effort on offer
enhancements concentrated at the front of the car. Rio from the Korean motor house.
retains its iconic ‘tiger-nose’ grille, narrowed for a more Interior enhancements have been kept to the minimum, and
focused appearance. the Rio’s user-friendly interior ergonomics remain intact,
The updated design extends further than just aesthetics, making intuitive use of all major functions a cinch. The main
which includes the inherent safety design of its body shell, update is an upgrade of the colour touchscreen interface
which comprises 51% Advanced High Strength Steel from 7-inches to 8-inches – which is now also standard
(AHSS) to give Rio the structural integrity required to keep across the Rio range.
occupants safe in case of an accident. AHSS is used to In fact, the most notable revisions of the Rio range have
reinforce the A- and B-pillars, side sills, the roof structure, occurred on the entry-level LS grade. Apart from the colour
engine bay and floor pan in order to also aid the more touchscreen infotainment system, the Rio LS models now
effective distribution of impact forces. also gain 15-inch alloy wheels, replacing the previous
The general build quality on offer in the cabin of the Kia model’s steel wheels with plastic wheel covers.

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DVD & STREAMING REVIEWS | By Leon van Nierop

SUPERNOVA
Starring Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth
Directed by Harry Macqueen
If you appreciated The Father in theatres recently starring Anthony Hopkins, you might also have
huge respect for the way dementia is handled by this unsentimental and warm film. It might bring
a kind of understanding of what especially the family and friends of sufferers of dementia go
through. In this captivating LGBTQ film, two gay men, who have been together for ages, played
with compassion by Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth, go on a countrywide trip and visit friends and
family. They are actually taking leave of each other as the Tucci character will soon not recognise
anybody around him, not even his husband. It is overwhelming, touching and filled with heartfelt
kindness. Unforgettable, as is also celebrates undying love.

LIKE YOU MEAN IT

Starring Phillip Kamer and Denver Milord
Directed by Phillip Kamer
This LGBTQ-film had potential which isn’t always realised, although the film still strikes some
emotional notes. It is about an out of work actor who suffers from severe mood swings is in
a relationship with a handsome guitar player, Jonah. But he is self-destructive and not even a
counsellor can save this troubled relationship from going off the rails. The film makes brave
statements about moving on once a relationship has taken its course and examines the nature
of true love. It also addresses issues of commitment and the nature of adapting to a lover with a
self-destructive streak. It is, at times, a bit too self-conscious, but still watchable.

END OF THE CENTURY

Starring Juan Barberini and Mia Maestro
Directed by Lucio Castro
Hats off and condoms on for this electrifying new chapter in LGBTQ cinema, not without its faults,
but so refreshing and ordinary that it finds itself in the same company as the classic Weekend (2011).
Two ordinary men (not pretty gym narcissists) meet and indulge in an erotic encounter portrayed
convincingly while avoiding sentiment. One-night stands, mutual attraction, unglamorous though
erotic sex and an attempt at commitment all feature prominently. After a painful separation, the
lovers meet again after twenty years. This love story contains one of the sexiest dance seduction
scenes since Pulp Fiction (1994) and addresses whether gay relationships can be monogamous and
can actually last. It examines what could eventually lead to the termination of a relationship. A virile
and provocative addition to the LGBTQ film movement with amazing chemistry between its leads.

KISS ME KILL ME
Starring Van Hansis and Gale Harrold
Directed by Casper Andreas
You must be in a Rocky Horror Picture Show state of mind to give yourself over to the absolute
awkwardness of this camp, muddled, mawkish mess. Undoubtedly, if you’re with friends at
an outrageous party and want to indulge in a flat, half-hearted, razor-thin movie with glaring
blunders and oversights, this is it. It even indulges in imitating film noir clichés to the extreme.
One of the conditions is: you had to have had a few drinks to survive this clumsy directing and
messy narrative. A young man, Dusty, breaks up with his dubious boyfriend. During a robbery
the ex-lover is killed. Whodunit? The film is weak and lacks coherence apart from being clumsy,
exaggerated and reminiscent of bad 1990s TV. Where is Jessica Fletcher when one needs her?

TRUE HISTORY OF THE KELLY GANG

Starring George MacKay and Nicholas Hoult
Directed by Justin Kurzel
Although this is not strictly speaking an LGBTQ-film, the notorious history of Australia’s Kelly gang
here gets a homo-erotic treatment designed for the gay gaze. Especially George MacKay, that fine
actor whom you might recognise from Sam Mendes’ brilliant one-take 1917, as well as the ever
reliable and credible Nicholas Hoult, are frequently nude and their characters indulge in understated
home-erotic overtures. Be warned, although stunningly and beautiful on the eyes (the Australian
landscape has seldom been depicted as more desolate and deadly) it is excessively violent. Charlie
Hunnam is in fine form with nuanced acting and well-defined characterisation as the lecherous and
frequently nude Sergeant O’Neil. Brutal and disturbing. Please know what you’re letting yourself in
for. This may be about pretty boys, but the subject matter is deadly… and true.
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 By Jacques Botha | MUSIC REVIEWS

KAREN ZOID | UNDER THE COVERS

I cannot believe the crazy rocker chick that released her debut album in the late ‘90s has turned into
such a mature musician. With a repertoire that really showcases her talent, Karen has continued to
stay relevant in an everchanging music industry. With her new album, Zoid takes on cover songs that
are special to her. The album kicks off with her rendition of the Joni Mitchell classic A Case of You
which is beautifully delivered both musically and vocally. Her cover of Fleetwood Mac’s Landslide
has got nothing to be shy about, but ultimately the best track on the album is where she goes back
to her rock roots and covers Nirvana’s Heart Shaped Box.

JUSTIN BIEBER | JUSTICE

I will not call myself a Justin Bieber fan (Belieber), but everyone now and then he releases something
truly amazing. The last time this happened was with his Purpose album and suddenly there was
THIS. The sentimental R&B drivel that he has released recently is gone and he surprises with an
honest, mature and vulnerable album about his personal struggles with Lyme disease. The lead
single Peaches doesn’t really do his artistry “justice” and the rest of the album is really where
he shows his talent both as singer and songwriter. Lifetime has got to be the perfect love song,
whereas Unstable showcases his emotional battles. Definitely one of the albums of 2021 that is
on repeat in my car!

BRIAN JUSTIN CRUM | BJC:DIVA

Openly gay singer Brian rose to fame after coming fourth on American Idols. After several singles and
club tracks, he releases his first solo album on which he pays tributes to the divas, doing renditions of
some of his favourite songs. The first single is a daring cover of Tell Him originally by Celine Dion and
Barbra Streisand. He is joined on the cover by fellow gay singer Matt Bloyd, telling a beautiful story of
gay love. On the other tracks he pays tribute to Alanis (You Oughta Know), Whitney Houston (I Have
Nothing) and of course Beyonce (Halo). What makes this collection unique other than the gay angle is
the fact that he stayed reasonably true to the original but still doing a completely fresh take on it. Not
just a pretty face (and a good body) but good vocals overall.

SAM SMITH | LOVE GOES: LIVE AT ABBEY ROAD STUDIOS

Hot on the heels of their album Love Goes, gender-neutral Sam follows up with a live album that was
recorded at Abbey Road studios. The album features 12 tracks including earlier hits such as Too Good
at Goodbyes and Lay Me Down. However, the biggest treat on here is their rendition of Cyndi Lauper’s
eighties hit Time After Time. Before performing their upbeat Calvin Harris collaboration Promises, Sam
shouts out “We’re gonna turn Abbey Road into a gay bar right now”. The show is a great mix of upbeat
tracks balanced with typical Sam tear jerkers. The best part of the music is Sam’s amazing vocal ability
and astounding range; not missing a single note!

NORAH JONES | TILL WE MEET AGAIN

With winter upon us, how can we not love a little fireplace cuddle music and who best to serve it than
Norah Jones herself. With her first live album to date, Norah really takes the best songs from her career
and delivers them to perfection. Earlier hits such as Don’t Know Why and Cold, Cold Heart nestle
in nicely with some her newer songs like Just a Little Bit and “falling” and it all just feels like familiar
(though beautiful) territory. She closes the album off with a tribute to the late Chris Cornell singing
Soundgarden’s hit Black Hole Sun in true Norah style. Overall a perfect summation of an artist that is
both consistent and genius in what she does.

DEMI LOVATO | DANCING WITH THE DEVIL: THE ART OF STARTING OVER
After multiple stints into rehab, Demi opens her soul and lays it bare through a collection of songs that
describes her journey over the past few months, recovering as an addict, but also nearly dying from
an overdose. The struggle is probably best echoed in the opening song Anyone where she is literally
begging for help. She also opens up about her bisexuality in the song The Kind of Lover I Am. Met Him
Last Night, a duet with Ariana Grande, has already hit the radio and echoes how we sometimes fall
for the worst possible guy. One of the greatest moments on the album is her cover version of Tears For
Fears’ Mad World. If seven is the holy number, Demi’s seventh album definitely rids itself of the demons
of her past.
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IN GOOD NIC
By JACQUES BOTHA

Very few South African artists know how to manoeuvre their way through
the pop music market. Nic Billington has been on the local music scene
since 2009 and through some well calculated decisions he has lived up to
the expectation of still being relevant and standing the test of time.

O
riginally hailing from Durban, the thirty-seven-year with Armand Joubert called Wish You Well; the music video
old’s memories are filled with music: “I was hooked of which received in excess of 32 000 views.
at a very early age because the radio was always At the end of 2020, Nic returned to the music industry
on. My mom was a big fan of Prince and Madonna and with his new single You Get Me High with a brand-new
she played their music constantly. I knew all the lyrics to sound a flashy music video to accompany. “I've gone
their songs and would spend hours a day just singing and through many ups and downs since the release of my debut
dancing. I knew around the age of six that I wanted to be a album, and that has shaped me into the person that I am
musician but only took it seriously once I finished school.” today. I experienced many difficult setbacks in my personal
“My best memories would be all the carefree times life, and I didn’t have the mental capacity or the energy to
that I spent with my family and friends – music festivals, deal with the politics within the music industry. I purposely
braais and special events. My worst memory growing up stayed away from the limelight for quite some time. I feel
would probably be when my family relocated to Scotland. much more confident now, because I’m now doing things
I was nine years old at the time and things didn't quite go independently, I control the outcome entirely.”
according to plan. At one point we were homeless and The follow up single Without a Warning has just been
didn’t even know where our next meal was coming from. released. Nic says about the song: “The track is a reminder
It was extremely tough, but it also taught me to appreciate that appearances can be very misleading. A person could
the things we take for granted.” easily be at war with themselves on the inside while appearing
He spent his youth scribbling lyrics in a notebook, whilst fine at face value. I struggle with low self-esteem and have
laying down melodies on a tape recorder. After school, Nic been beating myself up for years. I’m not sure where it all
chose to work for an independent record company, where he stems from. I’m in the process of rewiring my brain in the
spent time learning the trivia of the music industry. He soon way I think and see myself. It took me three decades just
began networking with producers, using his business skills to feel comfortable in my own skin. I definitely think social
to slowly build the foundations of his career as a musician. media has heightened these issues because you're constantly
Nic recalls the time: “I worked behind the scenes and got to looking at people’s “filtered” life and comparing it to your
meet tons of celebrities, travel on tour and learned the ins own. I also wanted the music video to depict the struggles
and outs of the music business. I feel like that experience that one faces when battling with their inner demons, but in
really changed the way I see musicians today. It's definitely a very artistic way. The unique and unusual wardrobe was
not as glamorous as one would think.” designed by South African avant-garde designer and textile
During this time, he also started posting covers on scientist, Roman Handt. There’s a scene where I physically
YouTube which earned him a large number of followers as beat myself up and this represents my battle with low self-
well as a call out by none other than Britney Spears on her esteem. The entire video is dark, moody and very different
website when he covered one of her songs. from anything I have done before.”
In 2009 he was featured on DJ Roxxi’s track Away, which One of the things that’s evident from Nic’s music videos
did exceptionally well on radio. Soon afterwards he was as well as photo shoots is that both fashion and fitness are
signed to Booom Records to work on his debut album. He very important to his music: “I think fashion and music go
released a cover version of Prince’s Kiss followed by his debut hand in hand. Both allow you to express yourself and can
album Overload. Along with singles such as Love Bound and give you an identity. Although I love keeping an eye on the
Never Let You Fall, Nic quickly rose to celebrity status. latest trends, I tend to always revert back to the basics, which
His sultry looks caught a lot of attention and he made a probably best describes my personality: simple, mysterious
number of magazine lists for being a “hottie” and an eligible and edgy. I’ve always been inspired by K-Pop fashion. Fitness
bachelor. The publicity opened up more doors for Nic both also has been a vital part of my life for the past six years.
on TV and radio, but also being the opening act for the Mr I came to the realisation that you only get one body so it’s
South Africa competition in 2013. important to look after it as best you can. Being physically
Since then, he returned to the stage for several active helps keep my body in check as well as my mental
productions before moving to Johannesburg in 2017 to health – It’s like meditation for me.”
further his music career. Nic launched a YouTube project For the rest of 2021, Nic will putting out some more
called #BackseatBangers in 2019 where he covered songs singles and music videos which will ultimately culminate into
from the backseat of a vehicle. He also released a stand- an EP later in the year. So, keep an eye open for what should
alone single called City Boy as well as a very daring duet be a “top billing” of a year for this great local artist.

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BOOK REVIEWS
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE BATS – Conservation, The Coronavirus And How We Must Reset Our
Relationship With Nature
Adam Cruise | Tafelberg | 9780624091578 | R295
It’s not about the bats, it’s about you and me – and our governments.
The Covid-19 pandemic put the spotlight on how human expansion has led to an increase in zoonotic
viruses jumping species, and calls on us to re-set our relationship with nature. In his trademark
accessible and anecdotal style, Cruise explores the ethical and practical issues – and solutions – to the
greatest problem facing earth.
“These are the steps we need to take to restore the balance of nature and ensure our own survival.” –
Don Pinnock.

THE HEART IS THE SIZE OF A FIST

P.P. Fourie | Kwela Books | 9780795709982 | R290
A story of a boy’s complicated relationship with his violent, but charismatic, alcoholic father. The son,
Paul, recalls periods that his parents reconciled, followed by times of desperate flight with his damaged
mother. It is also a poignant coming-of-age and a coming-out tale as Paul discovers his identity.
And a story of brotherly love, as he seeks to protect from harm his estranged half-brother – the only
other person who can call that man ‘Dad’.

DIE DAG VAN DIE LORD

Johan Kruger | Umuzi | 9781415207420 | R220
Lord Kitchener se Anglo-Boereoorlog het Andries Fourie se lewe verbrysel: Hy was tien toe hy moes
toekyk hoe die Kakies sy pa se pastorie afbrand en sy kleinboet om die lewe bring. Hierna het die
konsentrasiekampe by Standerton en op Ceylon die lot van sy sussie en sy ouers bepaal. Jare na
die Boereoorlog en aan die vooraand van die Eerste Wereldoorlog het Andries vir Kitchener in sy
visier. Andries is nou ‘n jong regsgeleerde in Londen. In ‘n wereld van spioene en verskuilde agendas
ontvou sy wraakplan wat hy geheim hou vir Jenny, die jong Skotse vrou op wie hy in Londen verlief
raak. Van die verbrande aarde by Bethal en Irene, tot in Duitsland, die sensorkantore in Whitehall en
Windermere ontknoop ‘n verhaal gebaseer op ware gebeure wat die geskiedenis onherroeplik kon
verander het. Die gay aspekte wat ontmasker word is baie interessant.

HOW TO START A SIDE HUSTLE

Nic Haralambous | Tafelberg | 9780624092155 | R240
Everyone has an idea that they believe could be a business. As you read this blurb that idea is in your
head, isn’t it? But so is the fear of failure, the apprehension to take that first step and the concern that you
don't have what it takes.
Very few people take the leap but with the economy turned upside down by Covid-19, there is no better
time to get started on your side hustle – to experiment and generate extra income.

LOUIS BOTHA – Krygsman, Generaal, Staatsman

Richard Steyn | Jonathan Ball | 9781776190287 | R270
Louis Botha was ’n briljante Boeregeneraal wie se taktiese vernuf en intuïtiewe aanslag vir etlike
oorwinnings oor die Britse magte in die Anglo-Boereoorlog gesorg het. Maar dit was sy enigmatiese
karakter en vaste oortuiging om te hou by wat hy geglo het reg was, wat hom as ’n leier van die
Boerevolk bevestig het.
Richard Steyn gee op meesterlike wyse insae in die lewe van hierdie grootse Suid-Afrikaanse krygsman
en staatsman. Hy beskryf verhelderend hoe Botha saam met sy hegte vriend, Jan Smuts, die vier Suid-
Afrikaanse kolonies na Uniewording in 1910 gelei het waarna Botha as die eerste eerste minister van
die Unie aangewys is.
Also available in English as Louis Botha – A Man Apart.

TROY
Stephen Fry | Michael Joseph | 9780241424582 | R475
The story of Troy speaks to all of us. It is the kidnapping of the beautiful Helen, which sees the Greeks
launch a thousand ships against that great city, to which they will lay siege for ten whole and very
bloody years. It is Zeus, the king of the gods, who triggers war when he asks the Trojan prince Paris to
judge the fairest goddess of them all. It is a terrible, brutal war with casualties on all sides. The Greeks
cannot defeat the Trojans – since Achilles, the Greek’s boldest warrior, is consumed with jealousy over
an ally’s choice of lover and will not fight… The stage is set for the oldest and greatest story ever told.
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WHILE PARIS SLEPT
Ruth Druart | Headline Review | 9781472267986 | R355
Paris 1944. A young woman’s future is torn away in a heartbeat. Herded on to a train bound for
Auschwitz, in an act of desperation she entrusts her most precious possession to a stranger. All she has
left now is hope.
Santa Cruz 1953. Jean-Luc thought he had left it all behind. The scar on his face a small price to pay for
surviving the horrors of Nazi occupation. Now, he has a new life in California, a family. He never expected
the past to come knocking on his door.
On a darkened platform two destinies become entangled. Their choice will change the future in ways
neither could have imagined.

LEGACY OF WAR
Wilbur Smith, David Churchill | Bonnier Zaffre | 9781838772246 | R330
The action-packed new book in the Courtney Series and the sequel to Courtney’s War.
The war is over, Hitler is dead – and yet his evil legacy lives on. Saffron Courtney and her husband
Gerhard only just survived the brutal conflict, but Gerhard’s Nazi-supporting brother, Konrad, is still
free and determined to regain power. As a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse develops, a plot against
the couple begins to stir. One that will have ramifications throughout Europe...
Further afield in Kenya, the last outcrop of the colonial empire is feeling the stirrings of rebellion. As the
situation becomes violent, and the Courtney family home is under threat, Leon Courtney finds himself
caught between two powerful sides – and a battle for the freedom of a country.

CITY OF VENGEANCE
D.V. Bishop | Macmillan | 9781529038781 | R330
Florence. Winter, 1536. A prominent Jewish moneylender is murdered in his home, a death with wide
implications in a city powered by immense wealth. Cesare Aldo, a former soldier and now an officer of
the Renaissance city’s most feared criminal court, is given four days to solve the murder: catch the killer
before the feast of Epiphany – or suffer the consequences. During his investigations Aldo uncovers a
plot to overthrow the volatile ruler of Florence, Alessandro de’ Medici. If the Duke falls, it will endanger
the whole city. But a rival is determined to expose details about Aldo’s private life. Can Aldo stop the
conspiracy before anyone else dies, or will his own secrets destroy him first?

THE BEAUTY OF LIVING TWICE

Sharon Stone | Allen & Unwin | 9781838953874 | R335
Sharon Stone, one of the most renowned actresses in the world, suffered a massive stroke that cost her
not only her health, but her career, family, fortune, and global fame. In The Beauty of Living Twice, she
chronicles her efforts to rebuild her life, and the slow road back to wholeness and health. In an industry
that doesn’t accept failure, in a world where too many voices are silenced, Stone found the power to
return, the courage to speak up, and the will to make a difference in the lives of women and children
around the globe.

EXTRATERRESTRIAL – The Search for Intelligent Life Beyond Earth

Avi Loeb | John Murray | 9781529304831 | R355
In late 2017, scientists at a Hawaiian observatory glimpsed an object soaring through our inner solar
system, moving so quickly that it could only have come from another star. Avi Loeb, Harvard’s top
astronomer, showed it was not an asteroid; it was moving too fast along a strange orbit, and left no
trail of gas or debris in its wake. There was only one conceivable explanation: the object was a piece of
advanced technology created by a distant alien civilization.
In Extraterrestrial, Loeb outlines his controversial theory and its profound implications: for science, for
religion, and for the future of our species and our planet.

ANCIENT REMEDIES FOR MODERN LIFE – The Secrets to Healing, Resilience and Immunity With
the Most Powerful Natural Medicine in History
Dr Josh Axe | Orion | 9781398701106 | R355
Long before the first pharmaceutical companies opened their doors in the 1850s, doctors treated people,
not symptoms. And although we’ve become used to popping pills, patients have finally had it with the
dangerous side effects, addiction and over-prescribing – and they’re desperate for an alternative. Here’s
the good news: that alternative has been here all along in the form of ancient treatments used for eons
in traditional Chinese, Ayurvedic and Greek medicine. Ancient Remedies for Modern Life is the first
comprehensive layman’s guide that will bring together and explain to the masses the very best of these
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By LEON VAN NIEROP

DISCOVERING GYM
AT AN OLDER AGE
Regular visits to the gym can be an addictive lifestyle choice,
but can it become an addiction at a relatively older age?
Or should the fast-paced house of pain be avoided?

F
or me a gym has always been a place of horrors worse blindly at you, or the worst ever: trying to renew your driver’s
than House of Wax (2005) starring Paris Hilton. She license while there was a strike with the printers. Hell doesn’t
was actually more terrifying than the remade 3-D movie come in a much worse form. Well, perhaps in the latest
from the 1953. Six-packs and narcistic men parading half Godzilla movie.
naked in order for others to gawk at their perfection in front Until my partner started gymming and only had praise
of mirrors with sideward glances and sniggers at those not as for the instructors. He didn’t arrive home with any of these
perfect, especially if you are from a generation old enough to hallucinatory tales of men parading in revealingly bulging
be the grandfathers, is foremost in my over-active (perhaps G-string or nasty looks as they compared themselves to you.
mislead) mind. Kind of like a Woody Allen reciting one of his Neither did I get the impression that it was a cattle farm where
neurotic monologues. only the most alluring attracted adoring glances akin to the
Make no mistake. Of course, not the entire gym fraternity latest gay movie to hit the scene. You didn’t want to frame
falls into this category, far from it, but that is the image one them and hang them in the Louvre. They were just people
gets from idle talk around dinner tables and gossip. Not to exercising.
even mention the eyefuls some gym bunnies get in the shower, I found gyms excruciatingly boring and always made a
or so they boast. This could also stem from overwrought gay hasty retreat. Doing a certain exercise, unsure why you are
movies or wishful thinking. doing it, is as useless as a used condom with a hole in it.
I foolishly, without preparation, ventured into a gym two or Still, not even a tractor would draw me to a gym. Until a
three times in my life, simply to get rid of work stress, but with modest, pleasant, extremely capable young man came to my
disastrous results worse than the film version of Cats (2020). house to help me to exercise here. He was fully aware of my
It gave substance to my worst experiences in school: trying paranoia but realised that I desperately needed exercise in
to participate in the school gym class with well-built Afrikaner a very stressful job. I initially thought him to be one of these
boys, teachers’ pets, and always be the last to be chosen to be butch, aggressive, domineering army-types who would scream
on any team. Also, from sheer clumsiness for not being taught at you, bringing back my torturous army days in Kimberley
properly by selfish, bored teachers who didn’t care about the with 100 leg raises with your boots on or star jumps with R1-
shy little boy in the corner, making a fool of himself to the rifles or endless running to a tree bringing back the wrong
delight of his school mates. leaf, only to be sent back again, because I couldn’t make the
People can be so cruel, and you never forget it. hundred push ups the first time. At least Moffie (2020) got that
I once, years later, ventured into a gym without anybody one tree leaf scene right.
demonstrating how to use the machines, so a man eventually But my gym instructor was civilized, calm, pleasant and
approached me to inform me that I was sitting the wrong way sympathetic. He gradually guided me through my exercises.
round on a machine. Thanks to him I at least knew what I was First, he started with the important warming up on an exercise
doing wrong, and he was quite courteous about it. But that bike, explaining why I needed to do it. But then the most
was the last time in that gym. important part: Tolerantly and pleasantly clarifying each
In another one I ventured onto a tread mill, only to be exercise and fully explaining why you do it in a specific way,
chased out in front of other people because I was not wearing otherwise it means as much as a soapie cliff-hanger.
the right shoes. Again granted – it was for my own safety, For the first time he connected my brain to the muscles I
although there was nothing wrong with those sneakers, but was exercising. Here were exercises with added brainpower.
that put me another six years back. (I still wear those same As you did squats or pull ups, he would explain the muscle
shoes today on the treadmill by the way.) I was developing. But more importantly, to support me and
Not forgetting the other time I was trying out a machine, explain that even at sixty-eight, you can start going to the gym.
only to be informed that I needed to warm up before-hand. That you gradually became fitter and started to lose your fear
Warm up? What was that? Nobody ever took the time to take and that you discovered a purpose to each exercise, muscle
me through those steps. So, gym became the equivalent of or muscle group. Commending you when you did well and
venturing to the Department of Home Affairs with, oh, so reminding you what you did wrong. But also understanding
bored people sitting and eating behind a counter and staring why you made a boo-boo and reassuring you that he still

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makes the same mistakes himself. into an adventure of discovery. Added to that the warming
So now at sixty-eight, I am looking forward to my weekly down part on a treadmill (which was, in the beginning, so
gym session (I also exercise on my own on other days) as the damn boring) has now taught me to experience how stiff
highlight of a brutal week. We don’t waste time on chatting muscles begin to relax.
idly before-hand. Gently yet firmly he would erase those nasty Now the next step. Venturing into a public gym and not
memories of school and in the army and some antagonistic, being aware of all those taunting, mocking, spiteful eyes on
arrogant gyms. me (which could be imaginary) and enjoying the company of
Suddenly, I found an interesting way as opposed to just others participating in other exercises. But still the memories
begrudgingly doing push-ups, not understanding why I was of school and the army stick like clams to my body. But they
enduring the pain, to appreciate and actually enjoy the are slowly releasing their grip.
burning sensation when you are doing an exercise correctly. Perhaps I shall venture into a public arena soon? Or maybe
Gymming with your brain and body was heaven with an in another lifetime? Who knows? In the meantime, I am
instructor who has now become a friend. Somebody who enjoying the subtle, well-mannered, gentle ways of my gym
gave the impression that he cared and was willing to help instructor behind his beard which hides a sympathetic smile
patiently. Also, to appreciate your own hard work and when I cringe at a difficult exercise. An Afrikaner boy who has
realising why you are doing a specific exercise in a certain never once ridiculed me or laughed at my clumsiness. But can
way to get the most out of it. be firm if he has to be.
So, at this late stage in my life, I suddenly got rid of There must be hundreds of them out there. Also friendly,
aggression (writing hours per day and then taking a welcome agreeable gyms. I just have to get enough courage and
breather) with exercise as a tension deflector. Gym has turned stronger shoulders to enter…

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By HENRY BANTJEZ (M.Psych.)

EMOTIONAL FITNESS
AND BEING A DADDY
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need to exercise your mind.

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et’s call him Jason. 20. Tall, muscular blonde with He jokingly flexes his bicep. “Fuck Yeah”, he says. “You
an angelic face he looks down when I speak in my see? The third one. Looking after your body. I’ve been
therapy practice. working out. Soon I’ll look better than you”. I laugh, but a
“Look at me when I talk to you”, I say, raising my proud thought runs by me. A 28 year age difference between
authoritative voice. us, and he is right. I do look great.
“What is it…” he says looking me square in the eyes and It was Sophia Lauren who said in Italian, “Non puoi essere
I interrupt him. “No Jason”, I lift my index finger. “Speak up. bello quando sei pigro”, meaning that you can’t be good
What did I tell you about confidence? About speaking with a looking if you are lazy. When some of you are taking your
soft voice? Nobody will take you seriously if you talk into your Sunday naps, I am either boxing or doing pushups getting my
chest and neither will I. And sit up straight”. testosterone levels up. Testosterone plays important roles in
He adjusts his posture and volume, and deepening his the body, especially in men in their forties. It regulates your sex
voice he asks “What is it to man up? To be a man”? drive, bone mass, fat distribution, muscle mass and strength,
“Interesting”, I reply, knowing very well that his insecurities and the production of red blood cells and sperm. At 48 I feel
stem deeply from his absent father. His separation anxiety stronger, healthier and have similar sexual stamina as in my
amplified by his awareness of stepping into a world where twenties. As men age, they often produce less testosterone
you are judged not by what you say as a man, but what you (that’s where that tummy comes from). While testosterone
do. An area where his dad failed miserably. stimulates a man’s sex drive, it also aids in achieving and
“Jason, close your eyes. Take a deep breath. Deeper. maintaining an erection. Testosterone alone doesn’t cause an
Exhale. One more time. That’s good”, I say, my years of erection, but it stimulates receptors in the brain to produce
psychology knowledge telling me that here is a young man nitric oxide. Nitric oxide is a molecule that helps trigger a
who gets it, and I catch myself wishing I had a “Henry” at 20. series of chemical reactions necessary for an erection to
“Tell me, Henry”, he asks, leaning in. “Jason”, I deepen occur. When testosterone levels are too low, a man may
my voice. “Being a man is not about being tough. It’s about have difficulty achieving an erection prior to sex or having
three things. Control, respect and taking care of your body. spontaneous erections and we love those spontaneous
Control is something you learn. It’s being emotionally fit”, I erections. Lower levels of testosterone also correlate with
pause when I notice him thinking. lower levels of confidence.
“You mean like emotional intelligence? Like when you told So, if you want to stand out in a crowd, be respected at
me there is no reality only perception. Like you choose how work, not take shit from anyone – if you want to be a man
you react to any situation”? – make sure you have your testosterone levels checked. It’s
I feel a sense of accomplishment when I answer. “Correct. what makes a man a man physically.
Taking accountability for your actions. Never blaming. But also It’s been a few years now that I started dating younger guys.
embracing your masculinity. Being proud of being a man. I am fit and have endurance. I find older men unsatisfying who
Walking into a room full of people with your partner where sweat after five minutes (there will always be an exception of
everyone will know in an instant he is yours. Not asking your course). But then there is a different sweat. A hot muscle stud
partner every five minutes are you OK. If your partner is with in my arms. Both of us sweaty after an hour’s play. He rests his
you of course he should be OK. Because you will protect him”. face on my wet chest then moves upward and smells my pits.
I notice how he pushes his chest out when he responds. “Yes. I lift his beautiful face as my grip tightens around his throat.
Yes. I remember our session about control. About eye contact. “Take me Daddy”, he whispers. That is a different kind of sweat.
About finding my inner man. Last night at the bar I did not ask Our bodies release pheromones through sweat, while a small
him if he wanted a drink. I told him I was going to get him a organ inside the nose – the vomeronasal organ – receives
drink. I told him not to worry about the guys who look at me and them subconsciously. The nervous system communicates this
try to pick me up because I took your advice. I told him that he attraction to the hypothalamus, resulting in an altered mood,
should know he is the one who will go home with me tonight.” and heightened heart rate, body temperature and breathing
I smile when I say “Well done. And that is what respect is and Daddy licking sweat.
about. Not wanting to harm someone. Not disappearing with I’ve embraced my Daddy status. Just don’t call me “Oom”.
someone else and lying about it. That is a man.” Feeling confident and walking into a room with a young
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stud by your side is exhilarating, but often comes with social do with emotional fitness. Think of an athlete who becomes
stigma. Get over it. Is what I say. Recently at a party, a guy fatigued. It’s his mind that gets him over the threshold.
in his forties, single, overweight, asked my date and I how Sexual confidence, and guiding guys in sex therapy is
we dealt with the very (placing emphasis on very) huge age something I embrace, and I want to share with you. In your
difference. Towering over him when I spoke, I smiled when I forties you may not get aroused instantly anymore and I
replied: “You know what? When he dies I will just have to find suggest more intimacy for that natural erection before relying
myself someone younger”. too much on erectile enhancers such as Kamagra or Viagra.
Growing older I find that my emotional fitness is as Flavonoid-rich diets like blueberries, red wine, cherries, and
important as my physical fitness. Healthy body, healthy mind. radishes help decrease the risk of weaker boners. You could
As you have to exercise your body, you need to exercise your be (and should be) having the best sex of your life at this age
mind. Healthy eating. Healthy thoughts. Your emotions are because you have a stronger sense of sexual self, you want
like muscles that can be trained and nurtured how to respond. to make sex more playful, and don’t suppress your desire for
How to react. How to man up. Self-awareness. How you more passionate connected sex, no matter how kinky you are.
present yourself. How you show up in this world. Emotional and Unapologetically explore different aspects of your sexuality
physical fitness coach Lynette Kruger (@gamechangewithlyn) and kinks. If you want to stud-up, then start paying attention
so poignantly states “when you walk through a door people to your heart. And I am not talking about your romances. Your
see a beautiful body, they automatically know you have cardiovascular system is key to a thriving sex life and essential
a proud mind, because you are proud of your body”. It’s to sexual functioning. This means keeping up with your
about carrying yourself with a lot more confidence. When cardio, but don’t skimp on weight training. You’ll have more
you feel good about your body you feel good about your energy for fun in the sack, and the confidence that comes with
mind and vice versa. You engage at a high vibration in your looking good naked is always a bonus. But remember, fitness
mind. Resilience, perseverance and stamina, she says, speaks and looking good is not about being better than anyone else.
to your success. Goals you need to achieve. It’s all got to It’s about being better than you were before.
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hen I was growing up things were easy. You were people that populate our planet. Imagine if we were all the
either gay or straight… maybe bi. But that was it! same, how boring that would be!
Whatever you were – that was it! There simply was Having said this, I still remain confused with all the variety
no confusion. Most straight people hated gays. Most gays of interesting and mottled people within the community. This
were in the closet for a variety of reasons; from family and confusion is a problem I can handle.
religious pressure to political pressure, misunderstanding What I really can’t handle, and what I’m really confused
what it is to be gay, and questioning why “I’m not normal!” about, is how some members of subcultures discriminate
The Kinsey Scale, also known as the Heterosexual- against other subcultures. I can’t fathom it! If there is one
Homosexual Rating Scale, is one of the oldest (it was sector of society that should understand what it’s like to
developed in the 1940s) and most widely used scale to be discriminated against, to be made excluded, different,
describe sexual orientation. The Kinsey Scale was ground- lesser than, and looked down upon, it should be any gay
breaking at the time. It was the first time that it was man or woman.
hypothesised that people were not only heterosexual or What am I on about? How many times has this happened
homosexual. Instead, the Kinsey Scale measured people on to you: you’re in a social setting, as are other gays or lesbians
a scale; from completely straight to completely gay. that are stereotyped differently to yourself. What does the
So, life while I was growing up was uncomplicated as one tribe think about the other? How does one group react
people were either gay, straight or (sometimes) bi. to the other? Or even, how does one group treat the other?
Fast forward to today: now within gay and lesbian culture, For example, how many times have the group of muscle
one gets a plethora of different sub-cultures. Lesbian sub- Marys “looked down” on the nerds across the club?
cultures include lezbois (they are recognised by their How often have we “othered” those that are different to
mowhawk or a similar hairstyle), teeny-dykes (younger girls), ourselves? Have some of us ever looked down or “thought
alphas (they don’t “dress up” and come across as super down” of others (who belong to a different sub-group) who
confident), the butch (usually wears denim and leather) and are “different” to us. In reality, I believe that a hierarchy
the lipstick lesbian (feminine lesbians who love wearing has subconsciously been created by each of us. We each
make-up and to dress in a very feminine fashion). develop a hierarchy in relation to ourselves.
As far as gay men are concerned, you have queens or Allow me to illustrate what I mean with an explanation: at
drag queens, butch guys, bears, muscle Marys, jocks, chubs, a school the cool kids gravitate towards each other, as do
chasers, geeks, gaymers, twinks, twunks, pups, the list goes the nerds, and all other group for that matter. Each group
on. As a result, usually men who fit within a certain sub- knows “their place” in the unspoken hierarchy of the school
culture, generally separate themselves from other types of – the cool kids or the A side rugby team will sit on a higher
gays and stick together with those of the same sub-culture. scale than the nerds who feature lower on the scale. If you
To really complicate matters even more, one gets were to ask the different groups, they would agree with the
subcultures within gay subcultures. To illustrate this, order of the hierarchy.
an example is the bear subculture. Bears are gay men How often have you seen how the jocks who only hang
that exhibit more of a “masculine” demeanour. They together exclude the twinks who themselves are huddled
appreciate heaviness, hairiness, and masculinity. Bears together, and not interested in even being seen close to
are not associated with other groups that are thin, hairless, the bears only a few meters away? Just like in the school
fashionable and feminine, for example. scenario, although members of a sub-group may wish to
Within the bear group, additional subcultures include belong to another “higher status” group, they will simply not
grizzly bears (heavier hairy men), cubs (younger hairy men), be accepted into it because they do not “qualify”.
polar bears (older men with greying or white hair), big teddy In other words, we create a voluntary segregation and
bears (men who are hairy, but heavier than grizzly bears), discrimination hierarchy system and then we even adhere to
otters (thin men who are hairy). Much like the otter, wolves it. As a result, I’ve seen how people who are on an elevated
are unique as, although they are also hairy, they are also level of the hierarchical scale treat others as if they are
lean and muscular. Other classifications include ethnic “lesser than.”
alternatives such as black bears (hairy men of colour) or How sad!
even panda bears (hairy Asian or Pacific Islander men). Despite so many of us being on the receiving end of being
It’s understandable that there are so many subcultures separated, othered, beaten down (literally and figurately),
(and sub- subcultures) within the gay and lesbian community how have so many of us come to be exactly like those that
as gays and lesbians have experienced one or other type of have hurt us in the first place?
discrimination or exclusion. Therefore, wanting to belong, Instead, let’s appreciate and enjoy the diversity and
and to belong to a particular group, with those most similar variety that we have in the community. Instead of looking
to oneself ensures that one feels included and part of a up or down at others different to ourselves. Instead let’s
particular similar community. appreciate the differences and array of perspectives and
As long as these sub-groupings are a source of support outlook that makes the assortment of colours that when
and empowerment and not the creation of barriers and set side by side forms an incredible technicolour band that
reasons to discriminate against others, including other gays emerges as a beautiful rainbow.
and lesbians. Acceptance and tolerance should always be This should be our aim.
the objective, even if one prefers to gravitate to others that Until that aim is reached, I remain confused as to why
are similar to oneself. Appreciating our differences and anyone in the gay and lesbian community would not work
uniqueness is exactly why one should value the variety of towards that aim in the first place!

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By MANNY DE FREITAS

AM I THE ONLY ONE

THAT IS CONFUSED?
As we explore our identity, we have to navigate so many gay cultures,
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And is internal discrimination within our community a big threat?

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By ALAN SAMONS

RETIRING AS AN
LGBTQ INDIVIDUAL
As I’m aging, the prospect of my later years and retirement are becoming
more and more important. This is a typical human reaction. In our younger
years, we hardly pay the thought of getting old any attention. The business of
being young and having fun is most important. And that is as it should be.

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ut there comes a time when reality starts filtering still mobile and lives in a care home where she has a flatlet
through. We start focussing on our careers. We settle and she’s still able to look after herself. She cooks, bakes,
down. We buy property. We accumulate stuff. Perhaps and eats like a horse. Sure, she has an ageing body and all
even start a family. Every “grown-up” action or period of the accompanying aches and pains, but touch wood, she’s
life adds a layer of heaviness on our lives. Then, at some OK for now. I shudder to think about the possibility of her
stage in our fifties, reality settles in… For me it was the first going into frail care.
time a young man called me “oom“. I. Nearly. Died. Am I Before moving to her current old age home, she worked
really that old? Short answer: yes. In my mind and thoughts, at one for eleven years, so I’m intimately acquainted with
I might be the same person I was in my twenties, but the those types of facilities. I certainly don’t want to end up
mirror tells a vastly different story. I still dance when no-one spending the last days of my life in a nursing home among
is watching, but never in front of a mirror! a bunch of (mostly) straight, gossipy old women. Then I’d
Now, as a couple, the question of retirement and where rather take the easy way out…
my partner and I think we’ll be in another fifteen or twenty It is a sad fact that if you are a member of the LGBTQ
years is cropping up more and more in conversation. We’ve community, an old age home will be a scary place. You would
even gotten our wills sorted. My dark sense of humour came have to get back into the closet. That is a fact for pretty-much
to the fore when I made a file entitled “In Case Of My Death, every old age home. Residents and staff can be vicious in
Use This File”. The lettering has glitter glued to it. Morbidity both word and deed. If you’re trans or non-binary, you’d
is not my thing. be facing an even steeper uphill battle. Perhaps in another
Truth is, there is so much to consider when putting fifty years things would have changed, but they haven’t in
together an end-of-life plan. Mine is an evolving process. the past twenty-nine years that I’ve been in contact with old
My file includes my will, a living will, and a few letters of age care facilities. Sure, they’ll tell you it will all be OK, and
instructions. You need to keep your friends and family’s you’d be welcomed with open arms, but bear in mind these
contact details and your passwords written down, so places exist to make money and people – both residents and
someone can inform your loved ones and friends, deactivate staff – are individuals with all their own baggage, hang-ups
your social media accounts, and other necessary things. Like and yes, homophobia is often one of those hang-ups. Most
deleting porn from your computer and disposing of your old age homes are also heavily involved with churches, so
adult toy collection… You might need to appoint a special if you’re non-religious, it might not be a problem, but there
friend if you’re single. will always be a sense of otherness. And in my own life, I
Importantly, in our case we have legal documents in have experienced Christian hate disguised as love far too
place giving one another similar rights as spouses. Marriage often, so again, an old age home will be the last place I’ll
is not on the cards, and has never been, but we are keenly end up in my dotage.
aware that we need to have a significant other appointed What most people don’t know is that care homes are
to take decisions should we not be in the position to do not equipped for inmates (oops!, residents) who are really
so for ourselves. Let’s just say after the hundred extra years ill and bedridden, or patients who suffer from dementia or
lockdown has added to our considerably long time already Alzheimer’s. They have to move to specialised care homes.
spent together, my fingers are itching to pull the plug. I think The most one can expect in frail care at a regular old age
the feeling is mutual. home is food, regular baths, prescription medication to be
But I’m putting the cart before the horse. Truth is, I try to given at the correct times and, often at the very most, oxygen
avoid thinking about growing old. My mum will be turning if needed. They simply aren’t geared up for much more.
eighty-nine during the time this magazine is on sale. She’s Another sad fact is that we live in South Africa. Worldwide,

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especially Europe and North America, LGBTQ people have Naturally you’ll have to be wealthy to afford this type of
the choice of going into retirement homes built especially housing, but it’s a step in the right direction.
for our community. They are rare, but they exist. Also, you’d In my opinion, it should be left to the community to
need to be reasonably or very well-off. Here in sunny South step up, like we did during the Aids crisis, to create the
Africa, we have no such options. Until someone with vision type of environments we want to live in. And that means
(and deep pockets) establish LGBTQ havens for our older there is scope for an NGO to be set up, and also for older
folk, we are all on our own. gay folk to make provision in their wills for money to be
There had been a lull in the US with regards to retirement left to such NGOs. Too often I’ve heard of rather wealthy
options in past few years, but post-Covid there will be several individuals who pass away, either intestate, or leaving their
new communities established and some enlarged. wealth to family members for no other reason than that they
London mayor Sadiq Khan has backed the city’s first are related. Often those same family members behaved
retirement community designed for LGBTQ people with atrociously while the person was alive. Make no mistake,
a £5.7m loan, which will be put towards buying nineteen I’m in no way pro NGOs with all the corruption going on,
flats in Vauxhall that will be made available on a shared- but we have to start somewhere.
ownership basis from late spring this year. The one- and My partner and our friends have often spoken of the
two-bedroom apartments will be supported by care facilities possibility of buying a house in a trust. It will be simple to
as well as events and activities by housing association set up and a few friends can opt in to pay for it and form a
Tonic Housing, which says the focus of the service will be to small self-sustained community. Caregivers can be arranged
“celebrate LGBT+ identities” while working with established if needed, as can outings such as grocery shopping and
community organisations and support providers. movie nights.
The housing association said it wanted to make the One thing is certain, we won’t be going out invisible and
community “genuinely affirming of the lives, histories, needs isolated. We’ll be the loud old fags in the corner at Babylon
and desires of LGBT+ people”, adding this “does not imply sipping mojitos and dancing wildly, so watch out twinkies! A
exclusion of those who do not identify as LGBT but actively friend even came up with the brilliant idea of pooling a few
values those who respect and celebrate LGBT+ people”. rands every month and when one of us has a birthday, the
The Bankhouse assisted living facility was designed by commune can rent a gent to give the birthday boy a good
Norman Foster – the architect behind the British Museum’s hard shag. I’m all for mercy fucks.
great court and London’s ‘Gherkin’ skyscraper and Growing old is scary. It’s expensive. It will be lonely. But
overlooks the Thames with a restaurant, floating garden with a bit of creativity, you can manage it with a little help
and roof terrace. from your friends.

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 By COSTA CARASTAVRAKIS

I LOVE BEING GAY

Taking a look at gay culture can be eye opening and often
hilarious when we put pen to paper, taking into consideration all
the habits, lifestyle choices and decision making processes.

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“ hat’s Grindr?“ asked my mother while I was at my pool party. It is having the number 69 in at least one of
parents’ house one Sunday for lunch. your passwords. Stalking a Zoom meeting colleague while
“Well, it’s an app that shows you who else is gay and talking to them with a straight face. Researching a trip to
in close proximity to you, so you can review them and see who Cape Town or an Atlantis Cruise at least once a year, while
you want to chat to.” trying to decide which bank will give you enough credit.
“Ooh, that’s nifty.” Explaining some of these things to my mother makes her,
“It is, as long as you don’t get catfished.” and many people like her, think we are all kinds of things –
Her confused face got me explaining that this was a common from frivolous, shallow and plastic, to original and unique,
practice: men posting fake pictures of guys hotter than they to downright weird. And sure, gay culture is a lot of these –
were, trying to lure guys like me to send them naked pics. for many of us.
“Naked what?” But it is also about other things, which are far more serious
My Greek mother’s confusion deepened and my repeated and even harder to swallow for many. About being the odd
explanations started sounding more and more ridiculous. one out at school and being bullied for it, but finding a way
What was I even doing, trying to explain gay culture? – every single day – to get up, suit up and face the music.
I realised, then, that gay culture is many unique, strange It is about loving someone but not holding their hand in
and inexplicable things. Things only we really get! the line at the cinema – but still finding a way to make eye
Gay culture is about being catfished, for sure. It’s about going contact with him that reminds him that you love him. We
to a new town alone and meeting tons of people who have hide who we really are for so many years that we sometimes
Grindr and feeling like a local within minutes. It’s queuing with believe that we are the defective ones.
masks on before whipping them off in a nightclub. If clubbing When we come out, it’s about hearing that being who
were a meal, a trip to Zara would be the starter. Gay culture we truly feel we are might be just a “phase”, but pressing on
is also about a pedicure being seen as an investment. About it with our identity journey anyway. It’s the fear that there’ll no
being perfectly acceptable to want to marry someone without longer be a place for us at work when they all find out we
ever having met them. About having at least two Brazilian are gay. In the confusion and fear, at those times, it’s often
models who you randomly send nudes to on Instagram, hoping about turning to destructive behaviours to numb the shame.
to get one in return. (Oh, come on. YES!) It is loving your friends and family with the same intensity
It’s about having a strong opinion about which Pride is while you wait for them to accept the real you, who’s so new
more relevant, Soweto, Joburg, or Cape Town. A culture to them – sometimes for years.
in which it’s perfectly acceptable to have slept with a guy, Gay culture is about knowing you are fully protected by
then to bump into him regularly at the gym and ignore him the Constitution, but not when you get into a full taxi with your
completely. Gay culture is moving to Cape Town at least boyfriend. It is consoling many, particularly lesbian, friends
once in your career, then leaving because everyone was too when they’ve been sexually assaulted for being themselves.
cliquey. It is secretly stalking the hotties from school just to About praying to God, knowing that many in your church
see how fat they are now. Gay culture is lingering like you feel you shouldn’t really be there. Gay culture is seeing the
did as a teen around underwear packaging, admiring how countless movies, adverts and posts that always perpetuate
well-rounded the bulges are. It is listing social media as a the straight way of life, constantly not being represented yet
valid hobby on questionnaires. still remaining positive about the possibilities for you in society.
Gay culture is belonging to at least two WhatsApp groups It is about being forced to take a long, hard look at
formed on those weekends where you are all sworn to secrecy yourself at a young age, then standing up for yourself so
afterwards. Where a cock ring is justified for testicular health. bravely that, as the years go by, others look up to you for the
It is bumping into at least one random from your past when resilience you have shown.
visiting the clinic. It is a walk anywhere in town that includes I am proud of all of this, from the crazy idiosyncrasies to
constant crotch comparisons. It is eating a lot of pineapple at the tough yet life-affirming lessons. To me, these oddities
least once in your life to see whether it works… and contrasts, struggles and frivolities, are all part of the
It is literally doing sit-ups and a few runs a week before fabric that makes us who we are.
Pride, hoping it will help. And about doing push-ups just And my mother is proud of me. God bless her, she has a
before your friend arrives to get in the car to go clubbing, good feeling, she tells me, that I may just find love, here, on
and the obligatory push-ups in the bathroom during a Grindr. Eyeroll! I don’t have the energy to argue.

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By CIARAN R. MAIDWELL

THE GAY GUIDEBOOK

Growing up gay isn’t easy. From the confusion and loneliness to the
bullying and shame, even young gays with the most accepting friends
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huge part of the reason we struggle so much, is that Everyone does cocaine: Not a joke, just a fact. There
we don’t get the same guidance that straight people are a lot of drugs on the scene. Be careful what you take,
do from society or from the media available to us. who you take it from, and how much of it. Experimenting
Throughout history, film, television, and books have is fine, but anything more than that really can ruin your
primarily – often exclusively – represented heterosexual life. Turn to friends, not substances, for support.
coming-of-age stories and romances. These media play Coming out isn’t a once off thing: The first time is the
a huge role in how young people are socialised. Among hardest, but it’s not the only time. You’ll be coming out
other things, we learn about friendship, dating, and sex throughout your life, sometimes on the daily. You’ll come
from the content we consume. As young gays, we constantly out every time you get a new job, every time you make
compared ourselves to the straight stories we saw on screen, a new friend, every time an old lady asks about your
with little to no references for how different or similar being significant other. You’ll get better at it – because you have
gay might be. It also gave the impression that world is largely to – but it’s always at least a little awkward.
devoid of gay people, but if you’ve ever been to Cape Town, There are a lot more queens out there than you could
you know that is categorically untrue. possibly imagine: As a young gay, you’re going to feel very
For this reason, the path to self-acceptance can be alone, like the only gay person in the world. But you’re
a long and difficult one. We’re terrified to be different, not. There are gays literally everywhere, and eventually
embarrassed to be abhorrent, and want so desperately to you’ll have dated all of them (or know someone who has).
cling on to some form of traditional masculinity. Back in Gay sex isn’t scary (or weird, or painful): If you do it
high school, I was convinced that liking boys was only a right, gay sex can be the best sex, because it’s only about
phase. Despite my flustered feelings in the changing room, pleasure and connection. If you can give up the idea
or the boy-on-boy porn I was watching, I still believed I’d that sex needs to be clean (in all of the senses) and that
end up marrying a girl and having 2.5 children. One of it needs to be profound every time, you’ll have a much
them would be named Ciaran Junior, CJ for short. better relationship with it.
Years later, I’m the kind of gay who likes to rub it in There’s more than one way to be gay: Femme queen,
people’s faces, to make a big deal of it, to be as gay as butch queen or none of the above – being gay gives you
I can in as many places as I can, because I know that it the freedom to choose and build your own identity. Plus,
goes a long way in inspiring others. But gurl, it’s been heteronormative relationship structures don’t apply to you,
a journey. As a young gay, I often wished for a guide, a so you have the freedom to configure your interactions
kind of self-help book for queer and questioning teens. In however you like.
fact, even as an adult, there have been many times where The earlier you accept yourself, the earlier you start
I wished I had had better training. living and loving your life: Being gay isn’t something to be
To that end, I put the question “what would you tell your ashamed of. Once you give in to those feelings you have,
younger gay self?“ to my community of queer friends, and and start exploring your desire, you’ll free yourself from the
have compiled some of the answers here. It is a guide, but weight of other people’s expectations. Sure, it’ll be difficult,
it is also a kind of retrospective balm for the soul. Most but it’s one of the best things that will happen to you, and
importantly, most of these tips are still relevant for adult it will allow you to truly confront yourself in a way that
gays to hear, so here goes: wouldn’t happen if you didn’t have an identity struggle.
You’re still gay if you only focus on the guy in straight Personally, I wish I’d known that being gay would lead me
porn: When I was still trying to convince myself I was to all the best things in my life. From a found family and a
straight, I’d watch straight porn because I thought I could culture built on overcoming struggle, to a purpose beyond
fix myself. Turns out, there’s still a naked man involved in myself. I wish that I had known that being gay was not a
straight porn, and apparently that’s enough. Don’t feel personal failure, that it would become a public triumph.
bad about what turns you on – the sooner you figure it The good news is that it’s getting easier for younger
out, the better your sex life will be. gays to come out earlier. Thanks to the internet with its
You don’t have to sleep with the first guy who smiles supportive virtual communities and a proliferation of
at you: Remember that feeling of finally finding another, coming out stories, everyone can find acceptance earlier.
relatively cute gay person? For most young gays, the Thanks to the struggles and efforts of all the queers who
immediate response is to jump directly onto him and fall in came before, Ciaran Junior will find the world a much
love. Only later, after being ghosted, do you find out that safer place to be gay in, even if it never becomes the
he’s a huge dick. Just know that there will be other men (so norm. My advice to him, passed down from one gay
many other men), so you can wait a bit, if you want to. generation to the next, will be simple: It gets better.

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f you’re not already on TikTok then you’re missing out campaign – Noah’s personal style is as masculine as it
on one of the best media sharing platforms to date. comes. His photoshoot for VMAN can simply be passed as
Outside of all the dancing videos that have been shared a trend-centric media stunt aimed to appeal to an area of
across pretty much every other social platform, TikTok has interest that the masses are currently engaging with.
various niche sides to it that enable users to interact with Engagement with areas of queer expression, through
different communities by exploring and engaging with curiosity instead of judgement is more than we can ask
topical hashtags. for from our non-queer counterparts. But there is a
Hashtags like #foodie, #eat, and #tiktokfood will open responsibility that we all have, as social media users and
users up to an algorithmic area of the platform known as trend perpetuators, to not forget why celebrities, like Noah
FoodieTok. Similarly hashtags like #beforeandafter and Beck, are not only able to do this in the first place, but be so
#2000sthrowback will present you with video content well-received in it as well.
from RenovationTok and NostalgiaTok respectively. So For as long as history dates back, the queer community
it’s no surprise that hashtags like #gaytok, #bitok, and and in this instance, its men in particular, have been
#pride allow users to explore the trends, coming out ridiculed, ostracized, and in some instances even harmed
stories, and queer culture commentary of the LGBTQI+ when expressing themselves in ways that did not align with
QueerTok community. society’s idea of what it meant to be a man. It has taken
One of the latest QueerTok weekly themes that has earned many years, filtered through several generations of FemBoy
its wings of trend-worthy status – having over 290 million veterans, who have stood their ground in six-inch heels, to
views on the hashtag and counting – is #femboyfriday. be seen, accepted, and received positively today. Thankfully,
FemBoys are individuals whose gender identity is either this proves that the perceptions of how we believe we are
male or non-binary but who express themselves in more supposed to act, based on the roles we have been told we
traditionally feminine ways. Be it through their appearance, are supposed to fulfil within society, are changing.
persona, or general and overall nature, FemBoys flaunt their And so if any publishing platform is looking to celebrate
femininity wearing nail polish, skirts and dresses, varying and endorse the breaking down of gender stereotypes – then
degrees of beauty makeup, and the confidence to carry it the individuals, who are living that reality every day – should
all – incredibly. be the ones being commemorated. It’s their light to bask in
The amazing thing about internet trends is their uncanny and their song to be sung.
ability to influence the masses. #Femboyfriday has seen It’s wonderful that in the new social climate of the world,
many, otherwise masculine, cis-gendered, and heterosexual men are coming to find a genuine and personal benefit in
boys twirling in their girlfriend’s or sister’s Sunday bests. allowing themselves to express and embrace the feminine
Without this trend’s emergence, the door to the wonderful qualities they do possess. As this world of thought and
world of feminine expression may have remained shut, never exploration advances, traditionally straight spaces may
to be explored by these more laddish boys. slowly become more accepting of individuals who express
Arguably, its reach has gone as far as to influence not themselves in gender non-conforming ways.
only celebrities, but both fashion and publishing houses, to In the past, women have found great power and a
incorporate stereotypically feminine garments, silhouettes, stronger political voice in the owning of their more masculine
and fabrics into their depictions of mainstream menswear. attributes – take for example women in the 1920s wearing
One of the most recent instances of a male celebrity suits in the workplace to be taken more seriously in a
wearing what most would regard as women’s clothing – professional sense. As the world is shifting to accommodate
fishnet stockings and stilettos – is TikTok star and soccer for more feminine energy, it would be in every man’s best
athlete, Noah Beck. interest of avoiding regression, to open themselves up to
Outside of his thirst-trap TikTok content, Noah Beck’s exploring their softer sides.
fame is largely accredited to his romantic relationship with To break down gender stereotypes means to have its
singer and associated TikTok star, Dixie D’Amelio. That’s polarities meet somewhere in the middle and find that not
right, he’s straight, but if you were to take a look at his despite, but because of our differences, we are more alike
2021 photoshoot for VMAN, that may not have been your than we have previously been led to believe. We are all
initial impression. The series of VMAN’s black and white individuals with a multitude of different traits and personality
photographs see a shirtless Noah sporting dramatic eye types. The only way we are going to figure out where we
makeup, fishnet stockings under black skinny jeans, and truly fit in the mix of gender expression, is by defining
black high heels. that placement for ourselves – through our own personal
So, good for him, right!? A heterosexual man, brave exploration of what’s available.
enough to stand his ground in the breaking down gender So, go out and explore whatever feels right for you; not
expression boundaries. And better yet, with almost thirty because a trend is telling you that it’s cool, but because
million, predominantly teenage TikTok followers, his your unique identity is looking for ways to express itself.
influence reaches far and wide! Find your fabulousity. Make friends with your machismo.
But what does this mean for the true-at-heart FemBoys? But in doing so, be mindful and thankful of everyone who
As progressive as it is to see a muscular, heterosexual has fought for these spaces in which you can do that, to
athlete look like he’s mid-transformation between football be as safe and welcoming as you will undoubtedly find
star turned Frank-N-Furter, outside of this isolated media them to be.

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#FEMBOYFRIDAY
Finally some fabulous forward thinking thanks to emerging social
media trends, TikTok has opened the door to feminine expression.

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Model: Llewellyn Mnguni
By RUBIN VAN NIEKERK

UNCONDITIONAL LOVE,
AND OUR PARENTS, LOVERS, FRIENDS, FAMILY & PETS
Deep relationships matter more than we care to admit
and are less random than we anticipate. You can never
do enough for those who love you so unconditionally.

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e all relate to the suffering of friends and family father’s premature death. My dad’s irresistible humour still
who struggle with the loss of a loved one at some makes me smile.
stage. Losing furry children is far more traumatic Losing a father is tough for anybody irrespective of age,
than we realise, but can you imagine how empty your but I believe more so for boys. The lack of a father figure was
life would have been without them? Think back how their devastating for me, especially because I really worshipped
unconditional love and cuddles cheered you up thousands my dad. I would get up at night to watch him leave for night
of times in their short lifetimes where they expected nothing shifts as a train driver, feeling quite forlorn when I saw the
other than your presence. Adopting Maximus, our rescue Pit taillights of his Triumph disappearing around the corner. As a
Bull into his forever home has been an incredible journey of little boy my parents sneaked me onto trains a few times with
healing and laughter, whilst we mourned the departure of great difficulty, yet these magnificent memories left me with a
our two furry girls, Onyx and Amber. lifelong obsession with the retro romance of trains. I started
The death of a parent is one of the most agonising traveling by myself from the age of twelve and continued to
events in childhood that approximately 3,5% of children travel by train mostly alone till my twenties when I explored
under the age of eighteen in the USA have experienced. The Europe by rail. I travelled in magnificent trains like the Blue
loss of a child is of course the ultimate anguish no parent Train and Rovos Rail a few times and revere trains as much
should have to endure. Losing my father at the age of nine as my dad did.
brought a range of symptoms like depression, anxiety, Being the youngest sibling by twelve years, I experienced
social withdrawal, and insomnia. Masking this was easier similar strict maternal demands with my eldest sister who also
being a bibliophile who enjoyed books more than people. had to grow up fast. History repeats itself, as my mother had
After about five years, healing came in the unusual form of to step in as mother from the age of five when her mother
discovering the joys of toying with two stroke engines, which had died, and she had to take care of her younger brothers.
restored the masculine balance that disappeared since my My grandfather had to work during the day and feared

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Mom and I

Fire worshiping: Maximum & Onyx

Onyx and Maximus worshipping the fire Mom rescuing another baby bird

that the welfare service would take his children from him. to suffer from respiratory and digestive problems, irritability,
He remarried and my mom’s incredibly loving stepmother or sleep problems in their first three years of life. Some of
inspired my mom immensely. Sadly, she also died soon, their developmental cognitive and emotional problems can
and my mother and her brothers experienced the pain of continue throughout adolescence into adulthood.
serial maternal loss. They were children with little financial Professor Catherine Monk, an expert in Medical Psychology
means but had strong spiritual guidance from a deeply in Psychiatry and Obstetrics and Gynaecology at Columbia
compassionate serial rescuer father who made a difference University found that foetal reactivity correlates with infant
to the world. temperament from four months. Consequently, babies enter
The emotional state of pregnant mothers has a massive the world with a wide range of different temperaments due
impact on unborn children and my mother was traumatised to the interplay between biology and environmental factors
by the pain of a stillborn older brother named Lionel. from before birth. We cannot change events, but we can
During pregnancy a woman’s emotional state regarding change how we react in terms of meditation, nutrition,
stress, anxiety and depression can change her child’s exercise and having a good emotional support network.
development with long lasting consequences. A little stress Having children is the exception rather than the rule for
is good, as it makes us less passive, but too much can be most of us and a psychologist named Ellen Walker believes
overwhelming. This is known as the Yerkes-Dodson law a child-free lifestyle became a trend in 2014. This gained
in psychology, or Goldilocks principle, where our brain’s traction via the internet and by 2020 Taiwan had more pets
optimal neural development needs just enough stress than children!
just before and after birth, according to Janet DiPietro, Coming from a large family who originated from even
a researcher at Johns Hopkins University. Babies whose larger working-class families, our primary obsession was
mothers experienced toxic levels of stress, are more likely with the church, marriage, and welcoming more babies.

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My mom as a 10 year-old girl Munnik, my dad Magdalena, my mom on her 88th birthday, on 26 April 2019

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 The pressure for any gay boy in such environments is high
and they are expected to fit the mould and understand the
importance of marrying young and having children, whilst
supporting their church, family, and congregation. That
applies to all dogmatic beliefs.
I failed to fit into this simplistic view, but being introverted
as a weird little spectacled bibliophilic boy kept me secure in
a world of books, whilst my mother struggled financially as a
single parent to keep the pot cooking.
Despite our differences we relied on each other and my
mother encouraged my entrepreneurial instincts. At the age
of twelve I started a little business supplying milk tarts and
apple tarts to a kind and supportive neighbourhood which
taught me about networking and survival. Our intertwined
lives made it incredibly tough to part when I was conscripted
to the army, but strangely that gave me breathing room to
learn how to deal with a homophobic environment.
Years later, I built a cottage for my mother at my house
where she lived happily for decades until her death. She
prepared us for her inevitable demise, as we never had that
opportunity with my father. Her deterioration over eighteen
months was sad, but we grasped that like most mothers she
bonded us together as siblings.
She passed just before midnight on 14 March 2020,
probably to be with her father, Martin Nel, that she adored Ronnie Nel, Magdalena Nel & Louis Nel
and whose birthday was on 15 March. My sister Joan and I
felt she wanted to celebrate her father’s birthday with him on
the other side.
Attachment theory is fundamental in psychology and
research indicates how we are hotwired to be attached
to others and how it affects our mortality, as in the case
of infants who die at high rates when detached from their
caregivers, irrespective of medical attention or nutrition.
Alan Samons in a dhow in Mozambique
Never underestimate unconditional love that sprouts in so
many shapes and forms in what often starts in unexpected
casual relationships in our lives. It might just be the new
unwanted pavement special that you adopt from the SPCA.
Or the shy geeky guy that you just met or maybe someone
that you meet purely platonically at an art class. Relationships
are complex, but forming new bonds with people we care
about is crucial, especially when going through break ups.
In a society where we break up often whilst generally not
having children, we rely so much more on friendships and
significant others. Life goes on and our innate urge to give
and to love unconditionally is incredibly strong. Recognising
and allowing this drive helps us to find fulfilment, whatever
our age, sex appeal or financial power may be.
Should you be blessed with finding such unconditional
love in romantic love, then hold on for dear life, as such
a catch should never be abandoned! Deep relationships
matter more than we care to admit and are less random
than we anticipate. You can never do enough for those who
love you so unconditionally.

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By RUBIN VAN NIEKERK

THE MAGIC OF
CELLARS-HOHENORT

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t was stunning to return to one of my personal top ten combined various of the old farm buildings and built newer
favourite hotels in the world where time vanishes when sections in arguably one of Cape Town, and South Africa’s
immersed in Constantia’s cocooning cloak in the lush most idyllic locations. A picturesque suburb, conducive
emerald, green forest. Years had passed since my last visit to total escape, Constantia is venerated for its beautiful
to this enchanting place hidden amongst giant whispering scenery, historical properties, and access to a multitude of
trees, but I was instantly transported back in time. lifestyle and leisure pursuits.
Murmuring traffic far beyond the trees grows silent as you The five-star Cellars-Hohenort forms part of The
merge with magnificent gardens that took centuries to reach Liz McGrath Collection and located in the historical
mesmerising perfection. Sometimes a gentle breeze stirs the Constantia Valley which is known as ‘Cape Town’s
top of the trees that cast giant shadows over paths through Vineyard’. The hotel has 51 elegant guest rooms and
the jungle like gardens where gifted landscapers attained suites, including a two-bedroom Villa and the exclusive
harmony between nature and carefully crafted foliage. Madiba Villa, with three bedrooms, a dining room,
Strolling in such tranquillity submerges you into a meditative lounge with fireplace, private pool, and a service kitchen
state in minutes. Globally, due to covid, people travel more and bar. All rooms boast breath-taking views of South
locally, but few have hidden gems so close to the heart of a Africa’s iconic Table Mountain range and the property’s
city in an ancient forest nestling against some of the planet’s world-renowned gardens.
most majestic mountains. An amazing variety of activities, Constantia Wine Valley is the oldest wine region in South
unmatched scenery and world-class service crowns this Africa and boasts some of the most impressive historical
ultimate staycation in South Africa. estates, with grounds, wineries and eateries challenging the
On 7 September 1693, the farm Klaasenbosch was best globally. Five divine wine farms in close proximity to
established by the chief surgeon of the Dutch East India vine growing Cellars-Hohenort are Groot Constantia, Beau
Company, Hendrik ten Damme. Cellars-Hohenort Constantia, Eagles’ Nest Wines, Constantia Glen Wines

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Many of SA’s top 20 restaurants are within a 10-minute
drive from the hotel, so award-winning meals matches the
best wines in the world. Cellars-Hohenort has its own top
fine dining establishment on site, in the form of multiple
award-winning Greenhouse under Head Chef Farrel Hirsch,
where we had a magnificent lunch with endless courses
matched to incredible wines from the valley. Both award-
winning restaurants, Greenhouse and The Conservatory,
offer an unforgettable culinary journey and there is no doubt
that the best bobotie in the country is served at the popular
Conservatory. Greenhouse consistently ranks as one of the
South Africa’s top restaurants by the prestigious Eat Out
Mercedes-Benz Restaurant Awards.
Several golf courses are close to the hotel and cyclists
and trail runners are surrounded by beautiful routes in the
form of the Klaasenbosch trails that links up with the Cecilia
Forest Trail and Alphen Trail. Frankly, I loved the hotel’s
massive gardens too much to be tempted to be lured away.
I popped down to the stunning local Constantia Village
Shopping Centre, a few minutes away and enjoyed the art
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drove me back to the hotel where nine acres of lush gardens for three. Being pet friendly, makes it ideal to take the whole
incorporating vegetable and herb gardens, awaited. The family for a well-deserved end-of-year break.
magnificent three-hundred-year-old camphor trees are A ten-minute drive to Kirstenbosch Botanical Gardens
home to an array of birdlife, which is a great backdrop or a mere fifteen minutes from the V&A Waterfront, can
even just to enjoy the garden views from your sun lounger also take place with free daily scheduled hotel transfers. I
alongside one of two heated swimming pools. was delighted in the humorous exchanges with the talented
A fitness studio and tennis court also help to keep your concierge services and travel desk who are highly informed
routine intact, alternatively the Fresh Wellness Spa and Hair about excursions and recommendations.
by Eloise Salon, tucked into the gardens, provide pampering. Picnicking is a popular activity on the grounds with majestic
The hotel’s exclusive boutique offers high-end retail therapy views of the Table Mountain Range and the Constantia
with a fine selection of jewellery, Ardmore ceramics, sculptures, Valley surrounding the property, which naturally makes it a
leather bags and belts, books, clothing, and other beautiful stunning location for weddings and special functions.
items. The charming rooms offer a complimentary minibar, The Cellars-Hohenort must be on your list of places to
24-hour room service and excellent Wi-Fi. The property offers explore, even if it is just to enjoy a marvellous breakfast on a
so much more in terms of activities that it makes sense to Sunday morning amongst pretty little ducks.
stay a little longer with a stay for four days, whilst only paying www.thecellars-hohenorthotel.com

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Road, Norwood. OUT!OLOGY
LGBTI activism, education and support
REC ROOM Email: [email protected]
Steam bath with secure parking. www.outologynetwork.org.za
Sun-Thurs: 13h00-01h00,
Fri-Sat: 07h00-03h00. PE LGBTQ SUPPORT
Shop 1, Phoenix Centre, AN LGBT and questioning support group
Malibongwe Drive, Randburg. in Port Elizabeth to talk about real issues.
Tel: (011) 792-1288. www.recroom.co.za Tel: 061 750-7481
www.facebook.com/PElgbtqsupport
RELIGIOUS
DIE REFORMERENDE KERK: Die Kapel
Te Fontianebleau Gemeenskapskerk
PRETORIA
h/v RabieStr en 4de Laan,
Fountianebleau, Randburg
Ds. Trevor Skinner: 084 305-1670
RECREATION BARS & CLUBS
HIKING ETC-ZONE CENTURION
Monthly day hikes for both sexes Gay bar. Open Mon-Sun 18h00-02h00.
www.gayhikers.co.za Gables Shopping Centre, Ivan
Street, Bronberrick.
STUDENT SOCIETY Christo: 072 799-7639
WITS ACTIVATE
Email: [email protected] STALLIONS
Gay Dance Venue & Langarm Parties
De Bruin Ave,
KNYSNA Fundus, AH.
EVENTS Tel: 082 854-9104
PINK LOERIE MARDI GRAS MEN ONLY
Week long annual pride and parade – May.
Email: [email protected]. CAMP DAVID
www.pinkloeriemardigras.co.za Cnr of Garsfontein Road and 46
Selati Street, Alphen Park.
Tel: 072 497-2500
MOSSEL BAY
BARS & CLUBS COMMUNITY SERVICES
WINDGAT OUT LGBT WELL-BEING
70 Marsh Street, Mossel Bay, Western Cape. HIV Counselling & Testing,
Tel: 084 588-5655 STI screening and treatment.
1081 Pretorius Street, Hatfield.
Tel: (012) 430-3272, Counselling
POTCHEFSTROOM line: 086 068-8688.
Email: [email protected]
STUDENT SOCIETY www.out.org.za
Potch Campus Pride
Email: [email protected]
Tel: 071 685-9949 STELLENBOSCH
STUDENT SOCIETY
PIETERMARITZBURG LESBIGAY STELLENBOSCH
Email: [email protected]
www.lesbigay.wordpress.com

WELKOM
COMMUNITY SERVICES BARS & CLUBS
PMB GAY & LESBIAN NETWORK CLUB IGO
Tel: (033) 342-6165 Gay club. Straight friendly.
Email: [email protected] 3 Alma Road (Next to SPCA)
www.gaylesbian.org.za Open Wed., Fri., Sat from
Monday – Friday 08h00 - 16h00 20h00. Tel: 083 688-1189

PORT ELIZABETH

BARS & CLUBS

AQUA NIGHTCLUB
Corner York Road and Prince Alfred Road.
Open Wed., Fri., Sat. 20h30-04h00.
www.clubaqua.co.za

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Art & Antiques 62 Attorneys

Art and Antiques: Alan Samons Fine Art – Johannesburg

I specialise in contemporary art, decorative items and antiques sourced
directly from Southeast Asia, China and Japan. Regular buying trips enable
us to source the objects of your dreams direct from source. I enjoy working
with collectors, designers, architects and anyone interested in Asian art.
Alan: 082 900-3607

Attorney: Hahn & Hahn – Pretoria

Tel: (012) 342-0563
Email: [email protected]

Art: Denise York – Johannesburg

Still-life, landscape, portraits and etchings.
Tel: (011) 440-4076 Cell: 082 777-0831

Bars & Clubs: Cape Town.

Crew Bar.
30 Napier Street, Green Point, Cape Town.

Blinds: Blind Boyz – Johannesburg

Vertical, venetian, roller, bamboo, solar-screens and folding-doors.
Ronell: (011) 472-0962
Mike: 082 386-3333

Bars & Clubs: Babylon the Bar – Johannesburg

198 Oxford Road, Oxford Centre, Illovo.
www.babylontheclub.co.za

Bending and Welding: Metal Spirit cc – Johannesburg

Bending and welding, laser cutting, light sheet metal work and geyser trays.
Tel: (011) 402-8770/1, www.metalspirit.co.za
 Clubs 63 Education

Business: Safety and Insurance Solutions – Johannesburg and Cape Town

Helping businesses achieve compliance with the Occupational Health and
Safety Act.
Neil Hosken (Gauteng): 062 922-3054 and
John Kilian (Cape Town) 076 509-4590
www.safetysolutionsafrica.co.za

Dating:
GWM, 55, financially stable in northern suburbs Cape Town would like
to meet an also financially stable older gay GWM between 65 and 85 for
friendship and possible long-term relationship.
Would like to hear from you and reply to [email protected] or
reply to Advertiser, PO Box 1504, Brackenfell 7561.

Car Rental: Bidvest

Car rental rates tailored with you in mind.
Tel: 086 101-7722, www.bidvestcarrental.co.za

Décor: JP Inc. Communications

Public relations consultancy specialising in décor, design and luxury.
Cell: 072 073-7200
Tel: (021) 461-1549
Email: [email protected]

Church: Die Reformerende Kerk – Johannesburg

h/v Rabie Straat en 4de Laan. Fontainebleau, Randburg.
Create product visibility by advertising your product
Ds. Trevor Skinner 084 305-1670 or service in the Gay Pages. Comprehensive national
and selective international distribution ensures superb
Electricians: Line Electrical – Johannesburg
visibility at the most competitive advertising rates.
Pre-paid, geyser timer, earth leakage, cable faults, stoves, electrical
maintenance, and lots more.
Renier: 076 403-4204, Tel: (011) 726-1560 or Cell: 082 777 0830
Email: [email protected] [email protected] www.gaypagessa.co.za
Church 64 Estate Agents

K I N G S
Estate Agents and Auctioneers
Specialise in
PARKHURST · PARKTOWN NORTH
Kings specialise in Parkhurst and Parktown North.
For many years now, we have a proven track record of top sales and
record prices and a reputation we are proud of!!!
If you are thinking of selling in Parkhurst and Parktown North, or if
you need advice on property in Greenside, Melville and Craighall
Park, contact Kings on 447-4420.

We Provide:
&
Realistic no-obligation valuations.
&
Large buyer network, local, national and international, through
our internet exposure.
&
Excellent after-sales service.
&
Fully equipped central office.
&
Sound experience, effective advice.
&
Constant feedback.

For a free no-obligation valuation of your

property, contact us on (011) 447-4420

TO LET
220sqm house with 1500sqm serviced garden.
2 Bedroom & 1,5 Bathroom
Double Garage
Large Office / Consulting Room
Pub & much more!
Close to The Mall of Africa (Midrand)
To view by appointment only
072 555-0496

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 Fitness 65 Health & Wellness

ROCKING
HORSE
Esoteric: Psychic
For accurate readings and spiritual guidance.
TOGS
PRIDE FLAGS
Personal consultations and telephonic readings.
Westdene, Johannesburg.
Joan: (011) 482-9935 / 082 706-1219

Estate Agents: Kings Estate Agents and Auctioneers

&
Specialise in Parkhurst and Parktown North, Johannesburg. ALL YOUR PRINTING REQUIREMENTS
Tel: (011) 447-4420 Pride T’s, longsleeved shirts, hoodies, jackets
Sizes Small to 5 XL
Fancy Dress: Jods Hire Service Car Branding
Huge selection of costumes for theme parties. General Printing
Tel: (011) 455-7083 or Email: [email protected]

CUSTOMISED PRIDE MERCH

Florist: Rhubarb Flower Company – George
Creative, fresh floral arrangements, specialising in commitment
Tel: 082-936-6153 // Email: [email protected]
ceremonies, weddings and functions on the Garden Route.
Tel/Fax: (044) 874-5108
Email: [email protected]

Furniture Removals: Girls on the Move – Johannesburg Pilates & Wellness

The difference is our feminine touch!
S T U D I O M E L V I L L E
Tel: 086 111-6683 or Desiré: 083 677-1273 www.girlsonthemove.co.za

Health and Fitness: Warren Bronner – Johannesburg

Personal trainer & sports massage therapist.
Cell: 083 442-5005
Email: [email protected]

Health & Wellness: Bodyworks – Pretoria

Male Grooming & Massage
PERSONAL TRAINING GYM TRAINING REHABILITATION TRAINING
From brows to toes & everything in-between.
Waxing, trimming or shaving. Sport, Taoist or Thai Massage. PILATES WEIGHT/ MUSCLE / FAT %
ASSESSMENTS
CARDIO IMPROVEMENT
063 642 8231
Cell: 083 286-1891 or 082 950-6789
www.pilatesmelville.co.za

[email protected]

CHRIS VISAGIE
Health and Wellness: Sports Massage and Shiatsu Personal Trainer
34 4th Avenue
Daniel Brink Park, Bryanston, Johannesburg.
Melville
For headaches, stiff neck and shoulders, lower back pain, injury,
stress and insomnia.
SHENEELA SINGH Jhb
Pilates instructor
Contact Leon: 082 479-7634. 2109
Visit massage-wisdom.co.za for more details.
HENDRIK RAUBENHEIMER #pilatesmelville
Personal Trainer
@PilatesM34
Doctors needed. We are looking for advertisers to
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Comprehensive national coverage and the best rates.

Tel: (011) 726-1560 | Cell: 082 777 0830

[email protected] www.gaypagessa.co.za
Hotels & Holiday Accommodation 66 Hypnosis, Reiki, Health & Wellness

Holiday Accommodation: Caracal Lodge – Mpumalanga

Self-catering accommodation in Houtboshoek Valley. 5 luxury cottages.
Cell: 082 451-0359
Email: [email protected]
www.caracallodge.co.za

Holiday Accommodation: Magalies Mountain View Cottage, Hekpoort,

Magalies Meander Region, Gauteng
Charming 2-bedroom self-catering timber-frame cottage with panoramic
mountain views. Cycle or walk along country roads. Take a balloon or
microlight flight. Listen out for the cry of the fish eagle. A comfortable hour
or so drive from Johannesburg or Pretoria.
Call Sue on 082 888-2724 to book a piece of paradise with us.
Email: [email protected]

Holiday Accommodation and cleaning services: Cleaning Fairies – Jeffreys Bay

Cleaning service for holiday apartments and homes as well as administiring holiday
accommodations and keeping an eye on unoccupied rental properties.
Tel: 076 469-6964, Email: [email protected]

Holiday Accommodation – Marina Da Gama, Cape Town

Marina Beach House – 12 Sleeper holiday home in Cape Town, with hot tub!
Cell: 082 521-3447
www.marinabeachhouse.capetown

Create product visibility by advertising

your product or service in the
Gay Pages. Comprehensive distribution.

Tel: (011) 726-1560 | Cell: 082 777 0830

[email protected] www.gaypagessa.co.za
 Health, Wellness & Medical Treatments 67 Mens Waxing & Laser

Create product visibility by advertising your product

or service in the print and digital Gay Pages.
Comprehensive global distribution ensures superb
visibility at the most competitive advertising rates.

Tel: (011) 726-1560 or Cell: 082 777 0830

[email protected] www.gaypagessa.co.za

HAIR LOUNGE
Shop 3, Illovo Muse,
198 Oxford Road, Illovo
PHILLIP or DONNA
Tel: 011 447-9866
[email protected]
[email protected]
 Holiday Accommodation 68 Medical Practitioner

A Romantic Fairytale Experience Awaits!

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Call Manie on 013 767-1114 or 072 234-4134
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Luxury self-catering accommodation in Houtboshoek Valley

in the heart of Mpumalanga. There are 5 luxury cottages, 3
of which are privately secluded in the bush and 2 have their
own cuddle puddle rock pool. They have no electricity, but
have gas appliances and are romantically lit with lanterns and
LED lighting.
Caracal Lodge is surrounded by beautiful grassy mountains,
home to a variety of plains game and antelope. Gerry the
friendly giraffe loves visiting guests at their cottages. Breath-
taking views can be enjoyed while hiking or on a 4x4 drive.
Enjoy a picnic or sundowners at the waterfall. Supervised clay
target shooting, gym and honesty bar.
Close to Sudwala Caves and Kaapsehoop, a quaint village
famous for their wild horses.
Tel: 082 451-0359
Email: [email protected] • www.caracallodge.co.za

Holiday Accommodation: Walkersons Hotel and Spa – Mpumalanga

Nestled in the rolling hills of the Highveld, outside the hamlet of Dullstroom.
Tel: (013) 253-7000
www.walkersons.co.za

Holiday Accommodation: The Turbine Boutique Hotel – Knysna

24 en-suite bedrooms, Island Café, Turbine Tapas Bar & Amani Spa.
Tel: (044) 302-5745, www.turbinehotel.co.za

of all ages (and women), functional medicine, Holiday Accommodation: Villa D’or Gay Guesthouse – Johannesburg
Luxury spacious rooms including full bathroom, DSTV, bar fridge and breakfast.
Tel: 084 252-2565, Cell: 084 905-7909 www.villador.co.za

Holiday Accommodation: Shangrila-innibos – Magaliesberg

Luxury camping sites, log cabins, thatch chalets and a guesthouse.
Tel: 072 945-4115
Email: [email protected]

Hypnotherapist: Timothy Fritz C.Ht. – Cape Town

Certified Hypnotherapist (Non-Medical)
Cell: 083 353-4570, Email: [email protected]

Holiday Accommodatiton: Ixopix Earth & Sky Cottages – Skeerpoort.

Beautiful view of the Magaliesberg. Situated between Hartebeespoort and
Magaliesburg. Affordable accommodation in two en-suite units, with patios
overlooking the veld. A lapa houses a fully equipped kitchen and relaxation
area. Enjoy hiking, biking, hot-air ballooning, fishing and horse riding.
Contact Clara: [email protected] / 082 557-5790 / facebook.

Holiday Accommodation: Melkbos Moments

Stunning self-catering unit in Melkbosstrand 80 metres from the beach
and within walking distance to restaurants and shops.
Hantie: 082 411-9399.
www.melkbosmoments.co.za
 Podiatrist 69 Photography

Leather Fetish: Kinx Melville Pharmacy

Online bondage boutique.
www.kinx.co.za, Email: [email protected] & Pharmacist

Marriage Officer/Huweliks Bevestiger: Pretoria • Personalised service

Make your union legal: marriage or civil partnership. by owner
English or Afrikaans. Religious or secular. Based in Pretoria,
but able to travel. • Homeopathic and
André Muller: 082 326-9385
Email: [email protected] Allopathic medicine

Open 8h00 to 17h00

Marriage Officer: Centurion
Rev. Wim Griebenow. Gay Marriage Officer, Trauma Counsellor, Inner Awareness Phone Petra for friendly advice
Therapist. Email: [email protected] Cell: 083 513-6281 Tel: 011 726-2304/2211
2D 7th, Closest Cnr 1st Ave, Melville

Mediation: Bateman Krogh Professional Mediators

Parktown North, Johannesburg. Emotion is at the heart of any disoute. Podiatrists diagnose, treat and prevent
-Facilitated by two psychologists with 40 years’ experience. conditions of the leg and foot through:
-Specialised divorce/partnership, avoid costly legal options. minor surgical procedures | biomechanical
-Cost effective, emotionally intelligent and equitable outcomes. evaluations | design & manufacturing of
Avalene Bateman: 082 777-7811 or Annale Krogh: 083 302-5005 custom made orthotics |
Website: www.professionalmediators.co.za management of complications that affect
the foot due to chronic disease

Medical: NLP Practitioner and Life Coach – Johannesburg Lucas Breedt

Don’t struggle alone. Mental, emotional or behavioural solutions.
Past, present or future orientated. REGISTERED PODIATRIST
Brian: 078 668-8656 or www.bettereverplace.co.za B.Tech. Podiatry (S.A.)
HPCSA no. CH 0005401
Pr.no. 0663778
Cell: 083 433 2347
Medical: Melville Pharmacy – Melville, Johannesburg Tel: 012 663 1572
Personal service, homeopathic and allopathic medicine. E-mail: [email protected]
Tel: (011) 726-2304/2211

Medical: Psychologist (Industrial/Career) – Hilton, KZN

Calum McComb, B.Com (Hons), M.Com (PS 0121398).
Career guidance, EQ assessments and coaching, psychometric
assessments, talent management, team dynamics and leadership
development. Skype consultations available countrywide.
Tel: 084 913-7069
Email: [email protected], www.peoplesense.co.za

Medical: Psychologist Juan Nel (Pretoria)

Lesbian/gay affirmation therapy, group therapy for gay men.
Cell: 083 282-0791

Medical: Dr. Cobus van Niekerk & Associates – Johannesburg

Aesthetic & General Practitioners
66 Drysdale Road, cnr Taurus Road, Sandown.
Tel: (011) 675-5886

Minister and Marriage Officer: Gauteng

I shall gladly officiate for you a Church wedding and ceremony, also at your
venue or home. Also feel free to contact me for other religious services like
the christening of your children, pastoral counselling etc.
Cell: 083 730-2887
Email: [email protected]

Doctors needed. We are looking for advertisers to

fill the gap in our gay and gay-friendly business A-Z.
Comprehensive national coverage and the best rates.

Tel: (011) 726-1560 | Cell: 082 777 0830

[email protected] www.gaypagessa.co.za
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LOVE.MONEY.CAREER
Your deepest questions. And all of their answers.
Call Joan for a tarot reading & the best psychic advice.
(telephonic readings also done)

@NIKUUNDERWEAR
80 Cantonments Road
Tel: 011 482-9935 Cell: 082 706-1219 SA’S FINEST DESIGNER +27 62 119 2027
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Menswear: Malebooth
Original underwear and swimwear.
www.malebooth.com

Menswear: Undie Co.

Men’s lingerie from subtle to sexy.
www.undieco.co.za

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Cell: 082 777 0830
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Medical: Psychologist Rob Hamilton – Johannesburg (Melville)

Individual and couples therapy, coming out, substance addiction, sex/porn
addiction, life changes, living with HIV, coaching for job interviews.
Tel: (011) 673-9951 or 072 020-5467
Email: [email protected]

Medical and Aesthetic: Wellnessthetics

Aesthetic treatments, cosmeceuticals and men’s health.
Tel: (011) 675-5886, Email: [email protected]

Nursery: Garden World – Johannesburg

Beyers Naudé Drive, Muldersdrift, Gauteng.
Tel: (011) 957-2046
Cell: 083 997-6142,
www.gardenworld.co.za

Painting Contractors: The Coating Crew

Wall coating, roof coating, waterproofing, dampproofing and building alterations.
Tel: 083 307-2093, Email: [email protected]

Pet Art: Pet Pawtraits

Original artworks from your photographs, capturing the spirit of your pet.
Tel: 083 340-4240, Email: [email protected]

Social Service: Dr John-Eduard Bosman (Narrative/Pastoral Therapist)

Johannesburg, East Rand. At the StoryRoom we approach your life challenges
in a professional, non-judgemental and caring manner.
Cell: 082 856-6284
Email: [email protected]

Vet: Melville Animal Clinic – Johannesburg

24 1st Ave, Cnr Main Road, Melville.
Tel: (011) 726-2886
After Hours: (011) 705-3411
RESTAURANTS

YAMATO | Illovo, Johannesburg

Quite possibly the best Japanese restaurant in Johannesburg. Yamato will expand your culinary horizon with their
Yamato serves the standard fare of sushi (which is excellent), fantastic variety of traditional (and some non-traditional)
but don’t let the opportunity pass you by to try something Japanese food.
completely new. Start off with a classic cold weather dish, Illovo Mews, 198 Oxford Road, Illovo, Sandton, Johannesburg.
dobinmushi, a delicate clear broth with seafood, or try the Open Monday to Thursday for lunch from 12h00 to 15h00
steamed egg custard, veg and prawn chawanmushi. and dinner from 17h00 to 21h00. Friday, Saturday and
For mains, try the tofu steak with teriyaki sauce or the Sunday from 12h00 to 21h00.
chicken katsu. Or, have some fun with the nabe mono, a Tel: (011) 268-0511
traditional hotpot ideal for sharing. Email: [email protected]
The green tea ice cream with red bean paste is divine. www.yamato.co.za

HELL’S KITCHEN | Melville, Johannesburg 1854 RESTAURANT | Greyton, Western Cape

A bit of suburban biker-chic with good-looking, edgy interior Pricing in smaller towns is often a lot more affordable than
and a patio from where you can watch the goings on in big city restaurants and with produce that’s as fresh, if not
Melville. This is the coolest place to hang out with friends in fresher, and mostly sourced from local farms. The food at
Melville and get hammered. 1854 is wholesome, delicious and well-priced. You know
The menu is tight, but everything is really great, especially the you’re in for a culinary treat when there’s crayfish tail on the
burgers and beer-battered hake. starter menu… Local lamb is always a good option, but the
Pick your poison from the well-stocked bar. The craft beer seafood platter is equally outstanding. The dessert menu is
list is extensive, and the cocktails are sublime. Now, sit back, small, proof that the mains are rather filling. For non-meat
relax and enjoy. eaters, it might be best to phone ahead to see if it will be
Shop 4, 7th Street, Melville, Johannesburg. possible to have something prepared.
Open from Monday to Sunday 11h00 to 23h00. 14 Main Road, Greyton, Western Cape.
Tel: 079 980-9591 Open for dinner, Monday to Sunday from 18h00.
Email: [email protected] Tel: (028) 254-9639
www.hellskitchen.co.za Email: [email protected]
www.1854.weebly.com

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SPRINGFONTEIN EATS | Western Cape UMAMI SUSHI | Kommetjie, Cape Town
Michelin-starred chef Jürgen Schneider serves a four, five, or Beautifully prepared and presented sushi and succulent
six-course tasting menu at the restaurant located in a barn seafood is on offer at this delightful venue. The décor is
on Springfontein Estate. crisp and service is top-notch.
Only the best and freshest seasonal organic produce is used. Enjoy your delicious meal in the tranquil garden when
The menu is variable and dependent upon what is available. the weather is fine. A big bonus is that the garden is
And, since the restaurant is situated on a wine farm, it pet-friendly, so if your fluffies are well-behaved, by all
is advisable to enjoy a tipple made right there. Both the means, take them along.
Springfontein Chenin Blanc and the Jonathan’s Ridge The farm is simply stunning and offers a wide variety of shops
Pinotage are great options. – from organic produce, to interior décor, to art, wine, and
8 Wortelgat Road, Springfontein Wine Estate, Stanford, cheese. Situated on the route to Cape Point, it’s a delightful
Western Cape. destination in itself, or great for a stop while exploring the
Open for lunch from Thursday to Sunday 12h30 to 14h30 area.
(last order 13h30pm). Dinner from Wednesday to Saturday Imhoff Farm, Kommetjie Road, Kommetjie, Western Cape.
from 18h30 to 22h30 (last order 20h30). Open from Monday to Sunday from 12h00 to 21h00.
Tel: (028) 341-0571 Tel: 060 504-8036
Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected]
www.springfontein.co.za www.imhofffarm.co.za/restaurants/umami

FORTI GRILL & BAR | Menlyn Maine, Pretoria

Forti Grill and Bar is the dream of well-known SA celebrity daily. There is a beautiful pasta bar where pasta is made
chef Fortunato (Forti) Mazzone. After 22 very successful on order. Clients can watch the kitchen action unfolding
years at his iconic restaurant, Ritrovo, Forti created a through a giant viewing window.
flagship restaurant to a truly international standard. Forti The wine list brings together some of South Africa’s greatest
Grill and Bar is an upmarket restaurant with an Italian flair wines as well as a fine international selection. There is also
focussed on hospitality and exceptional food. A beautiful a fantastic signature cocktail list.
and luxuriously appointed dining room and showpiece Italian specialities, wines and Le Creuset cookware are
kitchen offering service and cuisine of a superior standard. available from the delicatessen.
The restaurant seats 100 and includes two private rooms Forti is a true fusion of exceptional food, great wine, fine art
and a full temperature-controlled wine cellar/private room and beautiful music. A true event for the senses.
and an elegant bar serving some of the most exclusive drinks Top Floor Sun Time Square Casino, c/o Aramist Avenue and
in SA. An outdoor terrace offers a variety of seating options. Corobay Street, Menlyn Maine, Pretoria.
The restaurant features olive trees, and some of the most Open from Sunday to Thursday from 11h45 to 22h00 and
exclusive bespoke furniture, art and chandeliers and lighting Friday to Saturday from 11h45 to 24h00.
ever created for a South African restaurant. Tel: 08600FORTI (36784) or (012) 003-6181
The menu has a wide selection of selected free-range meats Cell: 083 467-2588 or 076 260-3025
including the famous marbled Wagyu beef, and fresh fish www.forti.co.za

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AL PESCATORE | Ballito, KZN

It might be the oldest restaurant in Ballito, but that certainly

doesn’t mean its stuck in a rut. The owner designs new chef’s
specials every day and with the unbeatable view over Clark TANG | Sandton, Johannesburg
Bay, its easy to see why Al Pescatore has been a firm favourite
among locals and visitors alike. Named after the Golden Age of Chinese history, the Tang
The food is based on Mediterranean/Italian cooking, Dynasty, this urban cool restaurant plays with cuisines from
but a few local favourites can also be found on the China to Japan and other Asian countries.
rather extensive menu. First choice should be the The concept is inspired by contemporary Japanese izakayas
seafood platter consisting of a selection expertly where drinks are accompanied by delectable small food
prepared fresh fish and seafood. If you happen to be offerings, as well as classic Cantonese eateries. Come
dining with friends, a good option would be to order hungry and feast on small plates of dim sum, sushi, tacos,
a selection of gourmet pizzas to share. The Cajun ceviche and many more irresistible morsels prepared by
chicken, and Thai prawns and calamari are absolutely award-winning chefs. The drinks list is comprehensive and
divine. Carnivores will love the fillet with marsala and though it isn’t the cheapest venue in town, it certainly is
if you are vegetarian, there are many superb offerings perfect for celebratory occasions.
on the menu. Service is slick and the waiting staff are Tang is already one of Joburg’s hottest hangouts for the
knowledgeable and attentive. city’s celebs and beautiful people
14 Edward Place, Ballito. Shop No 120, Nelson Mandela Square, Sandton.
Open from Monday to Sunday from 11h30 to 21h00. Open Monday to Sunday from 12h00 to 23h00.
Tel: (032) 946-3574 Tel: (011) 000-0000
Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected]
www.alpescatore.co.za www.tanghospitality.com

PIVNUSHKA BEER GARDEN at Hazendal | Stellenbosch

Situated in Hazendal’s newly revamped historical Kraal,
the Pivnushka Beer Garden is a place for friends,
acquaintances, families and colleagues to gather against
the beautiful backdrop of Simonsberg and the Bottelary Hills
in the Stellenbosch Winelands to make a toast to happiness
and health. Expect a novel take on traditional pub fare
with a unique German-style open-fire cooking menu with
a contemporary Russian and South African twist. Imagine
tucking into mouth-watering peri-peri chicken, BBQ lamb,
pizzas, bratwurst, fresh salads or something different such
as pork shashlik.
The Pivnushka Beer Garden offers a selection of the finest
local craft beers and ciders, wines from Hazendal’s cellar and
an array of virgin cocktails which can be taken up a notch
with the help of their master mixologists.
Bottelary Road, Stellenbosch.
Open Wednesday to Saturday from 11h30 to 21h00 (last
seating at 18h30), Sunday from 11h30 to 17h00 (kitchen
closes at 16h00). In case of rain, the beer garden closes.
Tel: (021) 205-5620
Email: [email protected]
www.hazendal.co.za/beer-garden

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DANTÉ | Umhlanga, Durban ËLGR | City Bowl, Cape Town

Built on the site previously occupied by the renowned Ile Chef Patron Jesper Nilsson, who hails from Sweden,
Maurice restaurant, The Danté Experience is the hottest trained at the Institute of Culinary Arts in Stellenbosch and
new restaurant in Durban. has worked for Darren Badenhorst at Grande Provence,
Chef Consultant and Durban industry stalwart, Chef Richard Carstens at Tokara Restaurant and Arno Janse
Marco Nico, together with Christina Martin-trained Head van Rensburg at The Kitchen at Maison, Franschhoek. To
Chef Kyle Govender, brings to life the contemporary gain further experience in the international culinary scene,
Mediterranean/Italian menu, with a South African twist. Jesper travelled first to New Zealand and then to Sweden,
Those who know Chef Nico and his slow-food ethic, will where he joined Andreas Dahlberg’s team at Bastard
also know about his ‘local is lekker’ approach to food and Restaurant in Malmö. On his return to South Africa Jesper
you’ll find that in abundance on the bistro menu on offer. reunited with Arno at Janse & Co.
Chef Govender is well acquainted with the style and tastes Jesper’s vision for ëlgr is fine food, great wine and inspiring
of the East Coast, having worked at both The Oyster Box cocktails, all served in a relaxed environment. Menus are
and The Beverly Hills, so expect to see an abundance of seasonal and change often, with exceptional, original,
local ingredients, sustainably sourced meat and fish and yet uncomplicated flavours. The dishes are creatively
the best of international... only when absolutely necessary. presented with simple, fresh ingredients.
Multiple venues on multiple floors offer something for every Jesper’s curiosity about flavours, and their cultural story
customer – from the island-style verandah opening into will reflect in his dishes which are creatively prepared
the light and airy restaurant, to the elegant Champagne with simple, fresh ingredients delivering unexpected tastes
Bar, tropical Oriental Bar and Cigar Bar, before stepping and a memorable dining experience. ëlgr takes pride in
outside to a Gin Terrace and upwards to a show-stopping working with local farmers and suppliers to source fresh
Roof-top Bar, with a 180-degree Indian Ocean sea view. high-quality produce. The menu at ëlgr is set to change
9 McCausland Crescent, Umhlanga, Durban, KZN. often so that guests can explore something different, even
Open from Tuesday to Friday from 12h00 to 22h00. when visiting twice a week or more.
Saturday and Sunday from 09h00 to 22h00. The Kitchen 75 Kloof Street, Gardens, Cape Town.
closes at 21h00 daily. Open from 16h00 – 22h00 from Wednesday to Saturday.
Tel: 087 133-3263 Tel: (021) 422-0384
Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected]
www.thedanteexperience.co.za www.elgr.co.za

BIRU | Sandton, Johannesburg

Biru is a concept restaurant that incorporates the pleasure
of braaing and fine dining together, bringing you an
unforgettable experience of fun and laughter and to a
certain extent the feel of homemade food right at your
table. It is their belief that everyone has a chef within them
and they operate on the simple understanding that some
people just like their meat done their own way!
Choose your meat from their fantastic selection beef,
chicken, lamb, pork, duck, and more. Biru also offers
options ranging from seafood and sushi to vegetarian.
329 Rivonia Boulevard, Sandton.
Open Tuesdays to Sundays from 11h00 to 14h30 and 18h00
to 21h30.
Tel: (011) 234-2581
www.biru.co.za

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THE FUSSY VEGAN | Blairgowrie, Johannesburg LA MADELEINE | Lynnwood Ridge, Pretoria

Eating out can be an unpleasant experience when the chef Nearly three decades have passed since La Madeleine
doesn’t know how to cook for vegans. At this unpretentious Restaurant opened and its first advert appeared in Gay
eatery there is no need to be fussy, in fact, even dyed in Pages magazine. They took classic French and Belgian
the wool carnivores will be pleasantly surprised by the tastes and created a relaxed, respectful environment, which
freshness and flavours of the food on offer. remains deliciously constant today.
Pop in for a quick sandwich to take to work or sit down to The eatery takes its name from the shell shaped Madeleine
enjoy a more leisurely meal. Everything is fresh and healthy, biscuit of which French gay writer Marcel Proust once wrote
from the bread, to the burgers, to the cakes. Cakes? If your that it “invades the senses with exquisite pleasure.” The same
idea of a vegan cake is something that tastes of cardboard, is true of La Madeleine restaurant. Here, they do not have a
you will have your mind blown! The Fussy Vegan shows written menu, rather customers are treated to the personal
how great this environmentally-friendly lifestyle can be. attention of Chef Leusch who visits each table individually
Caltex Waterfall, 89 Jan Smuts Avenue, Blairgowrie, Johannesburg. to describe the ever changing specials of the day. They also
Also at City Rock and Greenside. take value for money very seriously.
Open Monday to Friday from 09h30 to 18h00 and Saturday 122 Priory Road, Lynnwood Ridge, Pretoria.
from 10h00 to 14h00. Open for dinner from Tuesday to Saturday from 18h30 and
Tel: 060 716-6029 lunch only on Sundays from 12h00.
Email: [email protected] Tel: (012) 361-3667 / (012) 348-1249
www.thefussyvegan.co.za www.lamadeleine.co.za

CAFÉ PICOBELLA | Melville, Johannesburg

This modest eatery has been one of our local favourites for
many years. The old house has been given an Italianesque
makeover with stone arches, a massive pizza oven and
simple interior. The north-facing patio is popular year-round
and if your furkids are well-behaved, they are welcome on
the patio. The menu is pretty standard Italian fare, but there
are a few stand-out dishes, like the beef lasagne and the
salmon pasta, but their pizzas are good as well. It’s a great
weekend breakfast spot. The owner, Dayon, is a lovely man
and knows all his regulars by name. If he’s in, there will
be classical Italian opera on the sound system, which adds
immeasurably to the atmosphere. Service is friendly, but
a tad inconsistent. Service notwithstanding, Picobella is a
home-from-home – and office – for many Melvilleans.
66 Fourth Avenue, Melville, Johannesburg
Open daily from 08h00 to 22h00.
Tel: (011) 482-4309
Email: [email protected]

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 THE GREENHOUSE | Constantia, Cape Town

In a time when going to the theatre can be confused with

going to a restaurant, Chef Farrel Hirsch’s take on story
telling is refreshing. Subtle themes are interwoven into his
dishes drawing your mind to the earth, to the sea, to memory
and to mystery.
Greenhouse, located in what is known as “Cape Town’s
THE BUNGALOW | Clifton, Cape Town
Vineyard”, explores the mysticism of the southern African
culture, retelling ancient stories as modern-day food fables.
“Take balmy, add a splash of bubbly, stir in a breezy blonde, Hirsch sources the best, most sustainable ingredients, and
pop in an oyster and it’s the Bungalow.” So reads the intro from there they build their dishes. “My philosophy is centered
on their website, and it is beautifully accurate. A fantastic on conserving ingredients and foraging sustainably. Seeking
spot to chill over summer months lounging about on beds out hyper local flora and coastal plants. I’m drawn to food
and couches with a magnificent sea view. They also get in that tell stories and preserves local culture and history”, says
DJs and attract a fabulously diverse crowd on sunny days. Hirsch.
But their food will have you coming back even when it’s cold Signature Dishes include False Bay that interprets the
and windy, when you might prefer a classy interior. mysteries of the Atlantic Ocean’s kelp forests with a fresh
The sushi and appetisers are remarkable. For mains think yet umami driven dish of False Bay tartare, rooibos dashi,
stacks of veggies, chunks of bread, piles of prawns, juicy lime compressed apples and squid ink rice cracker. Or try
meats from the grill, pizza, and buckets of thin-cut fries. There the Tshisanyama, a dish of house-aged sirloin, sweetbreads,
is a wide variety, but if you are doing a chill day lounging about kombucha pickled carrots, madumbi fondant and beef
you might want to taste their gourmet chicken, beef, fish crackling. This take on tshisanyama channels the sizzle of
or veggie burgers, they do not disappoint! Order cocktails Gugulethu.
galore from their cocktail bar, these too are adventurous Returning to Greenhouse restaurant for a second time,
and tasty. Or go for the classy option and order some French Farrell Hirsch brings world-class experience to the table.
champagne and a bucket of oysters. A definite must! The Cellars-Hohenort Hotel, 93 Brommersvlei Road, Constantia.
Glen Country Club, 3 Victoria Road, Clifton, Cape Town. Open for lunch on Fridays and Saturdays from 12h00 to 14h00,
Open Monday to Sunday from 12h00 to 23h00. and dinner from Tuesday to Saturday from 18h00 to 21h00.
Tel: (021) 438-2018 Tel: (021) 795-6226
Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected]
www.thebungalow.co.za www.greenhouserestaurant.co.za

JULES ON JARVIS | East London

The owners, chefs Keagan Schlunz and Julia Chemaly, met

in Cape Town while studying at Silwood School of Cookery.
The duo has garnered a reputation for using only the best
and freshest ingredients in their food.
The menu changes regularly, as the chefs experiment with
new and innovative flavours and ingredients.
34 Jarvis Road, Berea, East London.
Open for breakfast from Monday to Saturday from 07h30 to
12h00. Lunch from Monday to Friday from 11h00 to 15h00.
Dinner from Monday to Saturday from 16h00 to 21h30.
Tel: (043) 726-8774
Email: [email protected]
www.facebook.com/julesonjarvis

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MUNDO VIDA | Umdloti, KZN

Seafood reigns supreme at this idyllic restaurant with its

prime location on Umdloti Beach. Using the freshest local BUNSOUT BURGERS | Linden, Johannesburg
ingredients, traditional cooking methods underscore the
food, but flavours are contemporary and up to date with This burger restaurant was ranked as one of the best
modern food trends. With the ocean literally on their burger spots in the world by Bloomberg – the only South
doorstep, guests are treated to the finest seafood and African restaurant to make it to their list. Eat there once,
linefish caught by local fishermen is preferred. and you’ll see why.
Asian influences are evident in the slow-roasted pork belly If you can dream up your perfect burger, chances are its
with red dragon sauce. The menu also offers pizzas and on the menu. Spanning meat and veg options, there is
pastas. And, for those who are watching their weight, there something for everyone. The fries are so moreish, you’ll
is a good selection of banting dishes to order from. have to order extra.
Attention to detail is evident in the plating (and portions are Check out their Rosebank branch located at 2 Bolton Road
generous without being too much), and the service is good. (Tel: 083 674-8532).
The wine list is rather eclectic. 32 7th Street, Linden, Johannesburg.
1 South Beach Road, Umdloti, KwaZulu-Natal Open 7 days a week Sunday to Friday from 12h00 till
Open for lunch Monday to Sunday from 12h00 to 15h00 and 22h00, Friday and Saturday from 12h00 till 23h00.
dinner Monday to Saturday from 18h00 to 21h30. Tel: 074 434-1390
Tel: (031) 568-2286 Email: [email protected]
www.mundovida.co.za www.bunsoutlinden.wordpress.com

THE GRILLROOM & SUSHI BAR | Brooklyn, Pretoria

Newly opened in Brooklyn, Pretoria, The Grillroom & Sushi Bar

is a modern, stylish restaurant perfect for special occasions,
romantic dinners and business lunches. The restaurant offers
an exquisite culinary experience for all palates.
Head Chef Jamie Sutherland has 36 years cooking experience
under his toque with a formidable career that has taken him
across kitchens in Europe, Asia and Africa.
High ceilings, loads of natural light and a fresh warm
ambience are the makings of this beautiful restaurant.
A great meal consists of the freshest ingredients and meats,
fruits and vegetables are sourced from the best local
producers. Wine lovers will not be disappointed as their
wine list has over 100 of the best South African wines with a
selection of award-winning international wines. The resident
sommelier is also on hand to assist diners in pairing wines
with their food.
For vegetarians, the menu delivers carefully chosen favourites,
made to perfection – from the refreshing quinoa salad to the
creamy risotto with shiitake mushroom, asparagus & parmesan
to the mushroom and camembert for something lighter.
On the sushi side, there are maki rolls, nigiri and sashimi, with
choices for vegetarians as well.
Fish and seafood lovers are not forgotten with soya infused
salmon, tuna tartare, calamari and grilled prawns on the list.
The dessert menu has a cheese board selection with
chutney and relishes for those with a savoury preference
and for the sweet toothed, the choice of summer surprise
mille-feuille, lemon meringue tart or the black forest
brownie will be a delight.
Brooklyn Bridge, 570 Fehrsen Street, Brooklyn, Pretoria.
Open from Monday to Saturday 11h00 till 22h00.
Tel: (012) 030-0013
Email: [email protected]
www.thegrillroomandsushibar.co.za

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MOGG’S COUNTRY HOUSE | Hermanus TRYN | Steenberg, Cape Town

Located in the beautiful Hemel-en-Aarde Valley outside Tryn, Steenberg’s new signature restaurant has re-opened
Hermanus, this family run restaurant is surrounded by with Chef Kerry Kilpin at the helm. After the complete
mountains, fields, fruit and vines. Open since 1994, Jenny transformation of Catharina’s Restaurant which closed after
and Julia Mogg have gained a reputation for excellence far 21 years, Tryn is a refreshed, youthful and stylish space that
beyond our borders. Cosy and quaint, the cottage restaurant appeals with leisurely charm and inspiring cuisine.
seats diners indoors and outdoor dining for 30 is at the Dedicated to Steenberg’s 17th century founder, Catharina Ras,
whim of the weather. The setting is beautiful even in winter. or Tryn as she was known, the new restaurant is contemporary in
Fresh vegetables and herbs come from the cook’s garden and spirit with fabulous food, bold accents and modern textures. Chef
local produce is used, hence the menu changes frequently. Kerry takes her culinary skills to the next level, featuring an
The food is wholesome, and beautifully presented. Try the abundance of fresh ingredients, honest flavours and intuitive
roasted lamb shank in puff pastry, or if you’re vegetarian, the service. Known for adding a touch of Asian and Middle
Middle Eastern aubergine, chickpea and red pepper salad is Eastern flair to her classically prepared food, Kerry enlivens
delightful and is a good accompaniment for the artichoke, the familiar with exciting twists and flavour combinations to
spinach and parmesan tartlet. The twice-baked blue cheese delight all palates.
soufflé served with cauliflower purée is sublime. True to her personal style, she has infused some unexpected
Wines from the region are available on the small wine list. savoury notes such as basil, coriander, thyme and cardamom
Nuwe Pos Farm, 28 Nuwe-Pos Farm Road, Hemel-en-Aarde into her desserts.
Valley, 11 km along the R320 from Hermanus. Steenberg Estate, Steenberg Road, Tokai, Cape Town.
Open for lunch from Wednesday to Sunday from 12h00 to Open for breakfast from Monday to Sunday from 07h00 to
14h30. Reservations are recommended. 10h30. Lunch from Monday to Sunday from 12h00 to 15h00.
Tel: 076 314-0671 Dinner from Monday to Sunday from18h00 to 21h30.
Email: [email protected] Tel: (021) 713-7178
www.moggscookhouse.com Email: [email protected]
www.tryn.co.za

LEAFY GREENS | Muldersdrift, Johannesburg

This whole food café celebrates fresh, seasonal organic

produce grown in their own gardens. Breakfasts are hearty,
and you won’t even miss the bacon and eggs. The lunch
buffet is priced per plate, so grab a large or small plate and
dish up. Even hardened carnivores will love the food.
The gardens are beautiful in any season and chickens
scratch around for tasty grubs. Socialised pets are welcome.
Check out the Leafy Greens shop and stock up on supplies to
take home and create your own healthy meals. And if you feel
the need to escape, book into the beautiful and affordable
self-catering La Casa. If you’ve never been, you’re mssing out!
Plot 328 Rocky Ridge Road, off Beyers Naudé Drive,
Muldersdrift, Johannesburg.
Open from Wednesday to Sunday from 09h00 to 17h00.
Closed Monday and Tuesday.
Tel: (010) 595-4563
Email: [email protected]
www.leafygreens.co.za

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SMITTEN | Franschhoek, Cape Town

When television host and avid foodie, Imraan Vagar, the pair to seek a permanent home for their wildly popular
sampled chef Chris Smit’s cooking in the summer food concept.
of 2007, it was love at first bite! The dynamic duo The Smitten dining experience can now be enjoyed all days
have been partners in life and business ever since. of the week at The Yard, a charming oasis of tranquility
After moving to Franschhoek in 2008 to begin a new on the main road, in the heart of Franschhoek town.
chapter together, Chris and Imraan launched a unique Regional produce, seasonal ingredients and unfussy food
pop-up restaurant and MCC bar at the Franschhoek at affordable prices – all enjoyed in a plush and premium
Village Market every Saturday during the summer setting – will form part of the daily dining experience at the
months as a means to test their fellow Franschhoekers’ deli, bistro and bakery.
appetite for fresh, unpretentious and honest food – in The Yard, 38 Huguenot Street, Franschhoek, Western Cape.
a wine and gourmet town saturated with fine-dining Open every day from 08h00 to 16h00 for breakfasts,
offerings. The success of Smitten, both a nod to their lunches and Magic Hour snacks.
enduring romance and a play on Chris’ surname, led Email: [email protected]

BESPOKERY | Parkview, Johannesburg

Bespokery was born out of the desire to create a food and wine.
flavoursome and relaxing food and wine experience Their favourite food memories range from the eclectic street
combined with superior hospitality. As personal dietary food of George Town, Malaysia to Cape Town’s award-
preferences become more varied, the stress of ensuring that winning La Colombe, and to enjoying an intimate dinner
everyone is catered for when dining out with friends and prepared by Massimo Bottura (chef-patron of a three-
family can detract from what should be a joyful occasion. Michelin-star restaurant in Modena, Italy) amongst numerous
Bespokery is an invitation to the most essential flavours others. Upon their return to Johannesburg, they yearned for
and aromas of the Mediterranean, curated in a selection the quality and convenience that they experienced when
of small plates designed to be shared. Our objective is to eating out while living in Bogotá, Colombia.
maximise convenience and choice for thoughtful eaters, be The restaurant is owner-run to maintain that personal touch
they ketogenic, gluten-free, vegan, or vegetarian, without and ensure that you have the best experience possible.
compromising on the social enjoyment of dining out. The space is designed to be comfortable and inviting, best
We aim to deliver delectable and consistently well- enjoyed in the company of family and good friends.
prepared food. In doing so, we are also deliberate in 66 Tyrone Avenue, Parkview, Johannesburg.
the selection of our suppliers so that our purchases are Open daily from 11h00 to 23h00.
seasonal, local, and sustainably produced. Tel: 072 752-4184
Nadia & Mitesh are newcomers to the restaurant industry Email: [email protected]
but certainly not to the pleasures of savouring sumptuous www.bespokery.co.za

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