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Ceiling fan conversations and arguments (my version)
The document narrates a whimsical story involving ceiling fans personified as characters, including a vintage hunter colonial and a fanimation islander, participating in a humorous and absurd scenario. Tension arises when a ceiling fan calls the police on another fan for asking about its 'bearings,' leading to an arrest and a comical ending. The storyline combines elements of action, comedy, and imaginative dialogue among the ceiling fan characters.
Ceiling fan conversations and arguments (my version)
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- 5. BOY!!!! HOW DARE YOU ASKME THAT!!! SOMEONE GET HUNTER COLONIAL!
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- 8. I cannot believeyou just asked my brother how his bearings were. That’s it. I’ll be calling my friends!!
- 9. NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
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- 13. This next scenecontains action that is considered violence and therefore, has been censored. Anyway, here is a stroll through the cast of ceiling fans I am using.
- 14. This ceiling fanis unknown, as of now. It appears to be an old vintage ceiling fan.
- 16. This ceiling fanappears to have been out for a year. It’s also unknown.
- 17. This ceiling fanis a Hunter Colonial. My grandparents have 8 of these in their house. But, the fans do not have the light kit seen on the fan below. 2 of them do not have a light kit. One of those ceiling fans is in antique brass. The other one is the style of the fan below. The 6 other fans have what appears to be a four spotlight kit. The antique brass one appears to spin faster than the others, which are the white style below.
- 18. This hugger ceilingfan is definitely an unknown ceiling fan. It does have what appears to be GE vents, as you can see.
- 19. This ceiling fanis definitely unknown. As you can see, it is flush mounted But, my living room ceiling fan has the white pull chain on this ceiling fan, except not as long.
- 20. We have twoof these fans up in our vacation site, Nut Ridge. My grandparents stay there for the entire summer EVERY summer. Sadly, I have seen the two fans hardly running now, as one has a violent wobble to it. The other one could be the same, too.
- 21. This hugger ceilingfan is another unknown ceiling fan, based on the vent design.
- 23. This ceiling fanis a Fanimation Islander ceiling fan, and is the last of the ceiling fans in the ceiling fan cast. It will be taking the role of the police officer in this video after the next 7 scenes in this video (notice in next scene and scene after 7 scenes after first notice are excluded). The reason being is it will have a police hat on it. Stay tuned.
- 24. Now, back tothe episode you were watching.
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- 27. YEEEEES?? We’re calling the policeon you RIGHT NOW!!
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- 30. I’m a huggerceiling fan. The reason I am calling you is because we have a vintage ceiling fan in the house we are in, which is my friends. The vintage ceiling fan asked my friends’ brother about his bearings.
- 31. Oh my goodness gracious.Thank you for telling me. I’ll be there in a few minutes.
- 32. When the policeofficer arrived
- 34. You, sir, are underarrest for asking another ceiling fan how his/her bearings are.
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- 36. After all ofthe events that happen when you are arrested
- 37. Well that’s justgreat. I’m now in a jail box with no way to get out. As you can see, I also was abused before being placed in here.
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