Jan's rules for writing

JAN’s RULES FOR WRITING….sort of!
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Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
It is wrong to ever split a sentence with an infinitive.
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
Be more or less specific.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
Also, too, never ever use repetitive redundancies.
No sentence fragments.
Contractions aren’t necessary and shouldn’t be used.
Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.
One should never generalize.
Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations e.g., etc. and i.e.
One-words sentences? Eliminate.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
The passive voice is to be ignored.
Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
Kill all exclamation points!!!
Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth-shaking ideas.
Use the apostrophe in it’s proper place and omit it when its not needed.
Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.”
If you’ve heard it once, you’ve heard it a thousand times – resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million
can use it correctly.
Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
Don’t verb nouns.

And my personal favourites:
32. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
33. Who needs rhetorical questions?
I first saw a shorter version of this list at The University of Victoria (Canada), but am not sure who the original
author was. I have added some of my points and will gladly include yours.
Good luck with your papers, reports, theses and dissertations.
Jan

Dr. Jan Kietzmann
Beedie School of Business
Simon Fraser University

jan_kietzmann@sfu.ca
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