“Nice to see you back here. It’s been what, 18 months?”
Hey, if I want guilt trips for being away, I play with my Tamaguchi.
Besides, all of these pictures were from that playthrough March-April
last year, so technically you have no reason to snark!
Thanks to twojeffs wonderful College Adjuster, I can play each
semester as one day instead of three!
“Which means that I have to write my entire term paper within the
next 24 hours. You really have no mercy.”
Is this the secret society outfit that I’ve heard so much about? /s
“Ow… ‘Magivestigium’ isn’t supposed to have a failure risk…”
After accidentally going to the midterms in her underwear, Myf
eagerly rolls the want to enroll into Mathematics…
But college isn’t just about studying: it’s also about gaining important
life lessons through humiliating experiences :)
Myf eventually did manage to score a smooch out of Christopher.
I have no idea if that’s his name, but he looks like a Christopher.
“I – I can’t d-do it. *sniff*”
“Oh I’m sorry hun, I really didn’t mean to push you that hard.”
This must be the first time I’ve seen the coach look apologetic.
The dormies keep smustling like there’s no tomorrow.
Then again, they are permanently stuck in freshman year, so they can
probably do whatever the hell they want.
Witch students are badass. Flying to classes, being able to replenish
your mood quickly without an Energizer – and not to mention that
sweet outfit.
I needed some pictures for a Boolprop event right about here, so I
sent Myf community lot hopping.
Poor Kevin.
“Grilled cheese. Grilled cheese?”
“Grilled cheese!”
Oh no! Will Myf survive being
scared so many times?
#shittycliffhangers
Back at the main house, everything seems to be in status quo.
“DIE, DIE, DIE”
“Salute!”
“Good morning Ms Nimi.”
“Don’t you even glance at my butt.”
“Damn, these girls are fine”
You best back off before I get the hose.
“Mom, why do we have to get A+ on everything? Isn’t it more
important to just do our best and be ourselves?”
“Not in this universe, sweetie.”
“Aw shucks.”
“Now do my homework, honor roll brat.”
“Here, lemme freshen you up a little.”
“Really, I’m fine. And worried that you’re going to poke my eye out
with that wand someday.”
“It seems like something’s jammed in here. If only I could get – OW”
Why such a frustrated smustle, Anthony?
“Those darn capitalists have ruined my view!”
“Really, what narcissists would promote their game like that? And for
years at end!”
And after that little musing, Anthony goes back to his hobby wants.
The game still expects me to be surprised that Ivy brings Teresa
home from school. The two are practically joined at the hip!
“It’s rude to keep guests waiting. Can’t I go play with him just a little
before work?”
Ari, sweetie, your grade hasn’t been A+ in days. Please, just, please.
Besides, Snoeu knows how to occupy himself.
“So… hungry… must… clean…”
Despite all the crap I give him, Anthony seems to make my simself
happy, and that’s all that I could wish for. Even if he gets on my
nerves just as much as if I’d married him for real.
“Hokus pokus, make me your master!”
You can’t cast Compello Amicus on a dog, Anthony.
How many dogs are there in this picture?
The answer may surprise you.
That’s your work outfit?
“International Sim of Mystery, baby.”
I can not not hear that in Austin Powers’ voice.
“Why doesn’t Dad just use the throne?”
Sadly your father is still rather narrow-minded about the whole
“witchcraft” affair.
IVY! Care to explain why your grade is at a B+?!
“Nnngh just five more minutes…”
This is what I get for letting my sims indulge in what they want.
“Was that prank just now supposed to be funny, mop-head?”
Axl, like any teenager, is quite sensitive about his hair.
Well that escalated rather quickly.
“I hope Teresa doesn’t hurt him too badly, or Voice’ll make me do his
homework as well.”
“So what now?”
Elderhood, I guess. Thank you for those last 10 points!
Ari may have seven nice points, but her expressions are wicked.
“Blast! Benemoodus Simae is useless against that odor!”
That’s what Cleanus Corpus is for, honey.
“… I really shouldn’t be this surprised that you can hear my thoughts.”
Sarge is a big boy now  This means I’ll have to move in another dog
soon that I’ll end up ignoring as well
“Who let the dogs out? Who, who who who!”
Behold, a picture of a picture of a person taking a picture of
themselves taking a picture.
Est-ce que ceci n’est pas une image?
“Thanks for coming over, Bim! Please hold on a sec while I go beat up
my sister’s girlfriend.”
“Uhhh…”
“Sorry, can’t make it today *cough cough* Hee hee, I can’t believe it’s
actually working!”
The date went off without a hitch. I’m so glad to see my pseudo-
children experience love!
Oh, isn’t it wonderful to get to work with children all day?
“I got puked on by a kid today. Apparently the school doesn’t have a
system for calling in sick when you get the flu.”
Just in case Ari wasn’t feeling queasy already.
“What strange creatures.”
“I never knew baking soda was so versatile!”
It really is. My mother talks about it the same way Kostas Portokalos
talks about Windex.
“Gotta make sure the li’l buggers don’t outdo me in P.E. class.”
“Hi sis! Hi Teresa! This spot has such great acoustics, mind if I stay
and smustle for a bit?”
“GET OUT”
“That bust of Tylopoda looks just like the one we have at home! I’ve
misjudged my daughter’s taste in friends.”
These teens really love the ACR “Booty Call” option.
Fair warning, kids: I have the Inteeeeenimateeeer~
“Captain Nimi reporting for duty.”
Holy cow that outfit is awesome.
“I am burdened with loneliness. Also, my parents are expecting me to
give birth to at least 20 brats once I finish college, preferrably with as
many different fathers as possible. Here’s 4000 quid.”
There was some chemistry, but ultimately the date with Grumpy
Bowl Cut Man ended on “okay”. Maybe he’ll return one day when I’m
desperate trying to scrape together 20 casual lays for Ari, but for now
he can return to the townie unknowns.
Alas, there is a time for everything, including seeing a representation
of yourself grow old and wait for death.
“Geez, way to make me feel better about this.”
Axl has found a job as a security guard, netting me another point.
“I wonder if they’ll let me bring the taser home to keep obnoxious
trespassers off our lawn…”
“Although I’d love to watch her leave…”
You mean to tell me, Axl, that your true reason for hating Teresa so
much is because you’re attracted to her?
*facepalm* Of course it goes both ways.
Well, at least they won’t be at each other’s throats anymore… in the
traditional sense. Wink wink, nudge nudge
To avoid future situations like this, I’m making Axl study anger
management.
“It’s all about communication, baby.”
“Mister Skunk, please.”
“*munch* Just a few more minutes!”
“Good work, human pawn. Now proceed to re-fill my food bowl.”
You know you’re taking a long time in the bathroom when even a
spectral servant is annoyed with you.
“Sorry, please repeat that? I can’t hear over my sister’s retching.”
“Oh wow, how did this happen?”
“You’re nooking on a daily basis and our mom has supernatural
powers. Really, you should be less surprised. Also: SHOO.”
That InTeen outfit really didn’t suit her, so I combined my pleasure
with Ivy’s and sent her maternity shopping with her darling.
“Teresa, care to explain why you’re hanging out with someone so
irresponsible of her own well-being?”
“Yikes, this is going to be awkward. See you later, skater!”
“I don’t know whether to laugh or cry about all of this. I haven’t even
gone to college yet!”
Don’t worry honey, I’ve got you covered.
Especially since I’m the one who clicked “Try for Baby” in the first place
Meanwhile, what Ari at first considered to be friendship has
developed into something much more.
“And that’s Ursa Major, as in Ur-such a major cutie.”
“Aw, that’s adorkable.”
“I’m surprised you caught the joke. It’s usually reserved for text.”
Sweeties <3 I know I’ve used Snoeu as aspiration fodder before, but
this time I might actually send him off to college.
“Hey, aren’t you that kid that Voice has been keeping around for
generations for the sake of superficial flings?”
“How dare you besmirch my honor like that!”
“Gotta go babe! *mmmwah*”
“I – I – I think I’m in love with you.”
Before I round this chapter off, here’s a brief check-in with Myf.
“I got to see like, four different ghosts tonight, but I’m still so bored.”
“Huh, what is that thing circling the trailer park? …nah, must be a
prank or something.”
“*cough* *hack* *inhale* WHAT – WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!”
“Alas, my dear Christopher, I have realized what a short time we have
left before our exams. I thought it might serve us both well to study
without external distractions.”
And there they sit ‘til this very day, cramming knowledge into their
little sim heads thanks to the Cube of Study and Doom.
And now if you’ll excuse me, I need to construct one of these for my
own midterms. Happy simming!

Sim Scrabble (a TS2 Name Game): Chapter 1.5

  • 2.
    “Nice to seeyou back here. It’s been what, 18 months?” Hey, if I want guilt trips for being away, I play with my Tamaguchi. Besides, all of these pictures were from that playthrough March-April last year, so technically you have no reason to snark!
  • 3.
    Thanks to twojeffswonderful College Adjuster, I can play each semester as one day instead of three! “Which means that I have to write my entire term paper within the next 24 hours. You really have no mercy.”
  • 4.
    Is this thesecret society outfit that I’ve heard so much about? /s
  • 5.
    “Ow… ‘Magivestigium’ isn’tsupposed to have a failure risk…”
  • 6.
    After accidentally goingto the midterms in her underwear, Myf eagerly rolls the want to enroll into Mathematics…
  • 7.
    But college isn’tjust about studying: it’s also about gaining important life lessons through humiliating experiences :)
  • 8.
    Myf eventually didmanage to score a smooch out of Christopher. I have no idea if that’s his name, but he looks like a Christopher.
  • 9.
    “I – Ican’t d-do it. *sniff*” “Oh I’m sorry hun, I really didn’t mean to push you that hard.” This must be the first time I’ve seen the coach look apologetic.
  • 10.
    The dormies keepsmustling like there’s no tomorrow. Then again, they are permanently stuck in freshman year, so they can probably do whatever the hell they want.
  • 11.
    Witch students arebadass. Flying to classes, being able to replenish your mood quickly without an Energizer – and not to mention that sweet outfit.
  • 12.
    I needed somepictures for a Boolprop event right about here, so I sent Myf community lot hopping. Poor Kevin.
  • 13.
    “Grilled cheese. Grilledcheese?” “Grilled cheese!”
  • 14.
    Oh no! WillMyf survive being scared so many times? #shittycliffhangers
  • 15.
    Back at themain house, everything seems to be in status quo.
  • 16.
  • 17.
  • 18.
    “Good morning MsNimi.” “Don’t you even glance at my butt.”
  • 19.
    “Damn, these girlsare fine” You best back off before I get the hose.
  • 20.
    “Mom, why dowe have to get A+ on everything? Isn’t it more important to just do our best and be ourselves?” “Not in this universe, sweetie.”
  • 21.
    “Aw shucks.” “Now domy homework, honor roll brat.”
  • 22.
    “Here, lemme freshenyou up a little.” “Really, I’m fine. And worried that you’re going to poke my eye out with that wand someday.”
  • 23.
    “It seems likesomething’s jammed in here. If only I could get – OW”
  • 24.
    Why such afrustrated smustle, Anthony? “Those darn capitalists have ruined my view!”
  • 25.
    “Really, what narcissistswould promote their game like that? And for years at end!”
  • 26.
    And after thatlittle musing, Anthony goes back to his hobby wants.
  • 27.
    The game stillexpects me to be surprised that Ivy brings Teresa home from school. The two are practically joined at the hip!
  • 28.
    “It’s rude tokeep guests waiting. Can’t I go play with him just a little before work?” Ari, sweetie, your grade hasn’t been A+ in days. Please, just, please.
  • 29.
    Besides, Snoeu knowshow to occupy himself. “So… hungry… must… clean…”
  • 30.
    Despite all thecrap I give him, Anthony seems to make my simself happy, and that’s all that I could wish for. Even if he gets on my nerves just as much as if I’d married him for real.
  • 31.
    “Hokus pokus, makeme your master!” You can’t cast Compello Amicus on a dog, Anthony.
  • 32.
    How many dogsare there in this picture? The answer may surprise you.
  • 33.
    That’s your workoutfit? “International Sim of Mystery, baby.” I can not not hear that in Austin Powers’ voice.
  • 34.
    “Why doesn’t Dadjust use the throne?” Sadly your father is still rather narrow-minded about the whole “witchcraft” affair.
  • 35.
    IVY! Care toexplain why your grade is at a B+?! “Nnngh just five more minutes…” This is what I get for letting my sims indulge in what they want.
  • 36.
    “Was that prankjust now supposed to be funny, mop-head?”
  • 37.
    Axl, like anyteenager, is quite sensitive about his hair.
  • 38.
    Well that escalatedrather quickly. “I hope Teresa doesn’t hurt him too badly, or Voice’ll make me do his homework as well.”
  • 39.
    “So what now?” Elderhood,I guess. Thank you for those last 10 points!
  • 40.
    Ari may haveseven nice points, but her expressions are wicked.
  • 41.
    “Blast! Benemoodus Simaeis useless against that odor!” That’s what Cleanus Corpus is for, honey. “… I really shouldn’t be this surprised that you can hear my thoughts.”
  • 42.
    Sarge is abig boy now  This means I’ll have to move in another dog soon that I’ll end up ignoring as well
  • 43.
    “Who let thedogs out? Who, who who who!”
  • 44.
    Behold, a pictureof a picture of a person taking a picture of themselves taking a picture. Est-ce que ceci n’est pas une image?
  • 45.
    “Thanks for comingover, Bim! Please hold on a sec while I go beat up my sister’s girlfriend.” “Uhhh…”
  • 46.
    “Sorry, can’t makeit today *cough cough* Hee hee, I can’t believe it’s actually working!”
  • 47.
    The date wentoff without a hitch. I’m so glad to see my pseudo- children experience love!
  • 48.
    Oh, isn’t itwonderful to get to work with children all day? “I got puked on by a kid today. Apparently the school doesn’t have a system for calling in sick when you get the flu.”
  • 49.
    Just in caseAri wasn’t feeling queasy already.
  • 50.
  • 51.
    “I never knewbaking soda was so versatile!” It really is. My mother talks about it the same way Kostas Portokalos talks about Windex.
  • 52.
    “Gotta make surethe li’l buggers don’t outdo me in P.E. class.”
  • 53.
    “Hi sis! HiTeresa! This spot has such great acoustics, mind if I stay and smustle for a bit?” “GET OUT”
  • 54.
    “That bust ofTylopoda looks just like the one we have at home! I’ve misjudged my daughter’s taste in friends.”
  • 55.
    These teens reallylove the ACR “Booty Call” option. Fair warning, kids: I have the Inteeeeenimateeeer~
  • 56.
    “Captain Nimi reportingfor duty.” Holy cow that outfit is awesome.
  • 57.
    “I am burdenedwith loneliness. Also, my parents are expecting me to give birth to at least 20 brats once I finish college, preferrably with as many different fathers as possible. Here’s 4000 quid.”
  • 58.
    There was somechemistry, but ultimately the date with Grumpy Bowl Cut Man ended on “okay”. Maybe he’ll return one day when I’m desperate trying to scrape together 20 casual lays for Ari, but for now he can return to the townie unknowns.
  • 59.
    Alas, there isa time for everything, including seeing a representation of yourself grow old and wait for death. “Geez, way to make me feel better about this.”
  • 60.
    Axl has founda job as a security guard, netting me another point. “I wonder if they’ll let me bring the taser home to keep obnoxious trespassers off our lawn…”
  • 61.
    “Although I’d loveto watch her leave…” You mean to tell me, Axl, that your true reason for hating Teresa so much is because you’re attracted to her?
  • 62.
    *facepalm* Of courseit goes both ways. Well, at least they won’t be at each other’s throats anymore… in the traditional sense. Wink wink, nudge nudge
  • 63.
    To avoid futuresituations like this, I’m making Axl study anger management. “It’s all about communication, baby.”
  • 64.
    “Mister Skunk, please.” “*munch*Just a few more minutes!”
  • 65.
    “Good work, humanpawn. Now proceed to re-fill my food bowl.”
  • 66.
    You know you’retaking a long time in the bathroom when even a spectral servant is annoyed with you. “Sorry, please repeat that? I can’t hear over my sister’s retching.”
  • 67.
    “Oh wow, howdid this happen?” “You’re nooking on a daily basis and our mom has supernatural powers. Really, you should be less surprised. Also: SHOO.”
  • 68.
    That InTeen outfitreally didn’t suit her, so I combined my pleasure with Ivy’s and sent her maternity shopping with her darling.
  • 69.
    “Teresa, care toexplain why you’re hanging out with someone so irresponsible of her own well-being?” “Yikes, this is going to be awkward. See you later, skater!”
  • 70.
    “I don’t knowwhether to laugh or cry about all of this. I haven’t even gone to college yet!” Don’t worry honey, I’ve got you covered. Especially since I’m the one who clicked “Try for Baby” in the first place
  • 71.
    Meanwhile, what Ariat first considered to be friendship has developed into something much more.
  • 72.
    “And that’s UrsaMajor, as in Ur-such a major cutie.” “Aw, that’s adorkable.” “I’m surprised you caught the joke. It’s usually reserved for text.”
  • 73.
    Sweeties <3 Iknow I’ve used Snoeu as aspiration fodder before, but this time I might actually send him off to college.
  • 74.
    “Hey, aren’t youthat kid that Voice has been keeping around for generations for the sake of superficial flings?” “How dare you besmirch my honor like that!”
  • 75.
    “Gotta go babe!*mmmwah*” “I – I – I think I’m in love with you.”
  • 76.
    Before I roundthis chapter off, here’s a brief check-in with Myf. “I got to see like, four different ghosts tonight, but I’m still so bored.”
  • 77.
    “Huh, what isthat thing circling the trailer park? …nah, must be a prank or something.”
  • 78.
    “*cough* *hack* *inhale*WHAT – WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!” “Alas, my dear Christopher, I have realized what a short time we have left before our exams. I thought it might serve us both well to study without external distractions.”
  • 79.
    And there theysit ‘til this very day, cramming knowledge into their little sim heads thanks to the Cube of Study and Doom. And now if you’ll excuse me, I need to construct one of these for my own midterms. Happy simming!