The documentaries

The documentaries

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  THE DOCUMENTARIES FADE IN: SUPER:A ROBBER’S POINT OF VIEW EXT. FRONT PORCH – NIGHT CAMCORDER’S POINT OF VIEW – The MAN is wearing a ROBBERS MASK. MAN Hello. My name is Frank. I’m going to do a documentary. Let me tell you, I am a trained robber and I know how to rob stuff. I’m a robber. I rob things. My name is Frank. OK, let’s get going. He turns around and smacks against the door. He falls onto the hard cement in dizziness. SUPER: A PARENT’S POINT OF VIEW INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY – NIGHT CAMCORDER’S POINT OF VIEW – The MOTHER in front of the camera has so many bags under her eyes. She sits on a chair in front of the stairway. MOTHER Hello. My name is Mother. I am a Clarice. I need to protect my robbers and keep them away from children. I’m standing on my chair and I’m closing my eyes to watch the front door. I need to protect my robbers so I keep a watch out for children. The DOOR behind the woman opens and smacks the chair making it fall all the way down. HANNAH, a little kid, opens the door. Her eyes are shut. The screaming of the mother falling down is heard in the BG. HANNAH Mom! I want a glass of water! CAMCORDER’S POINT OF VIEW – The WOMAN’S FACE is seen. MOTHER
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  This is howfar a mother would go to protect her child. The WOMAN starts crying. She gets up and grabs the phone on the counter. She dials a number. MOTHER Hello, 911? EXT. FRONT PORCH – NIGHT CAMERA’S POINT OF VIEW – The MAN is up now. MAN OK, this is how you enter the house. The MAN takes a vase. He throws it at the house and it hits the wall. The MAN stares at us nervously and chuckles a bit. MAN I guess you need to have a good aim. He coughs a bit. MAN When I threw that vase and when it hit the wall; I was giving an example okay? I was just testing you. He takes another vase and throws it at the window. It doesn’t break at all. MAN Damn it! He takes a softball lying on the floor and throws it at the window. It bounces back and hits him in the crotch. MAN Holy – He falls to the ground. SUPER: THE SECOND CHAPTER IN A PARENT’S POINT OF VIEW INT. DOWNSTAIRS HALLWAY – NIGHT The WOMAN keeps dialing a number. She gives up. MOTHER
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  SOMEBODY HELP ME! TheDOOR smacks open banging her in the head. ROBBER (O.S.) LET ME IN! The WOMAN closes the door. WOMAN SOMEBODY HELP ME! The DOOR smacks open again banging her hand. ROBBER (O.S.) LET ME IN! EXT. NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE – NIGHT There are a few neighbors moving in. NEIGHBOR 1 Are they really crazy? NEIGHBOR 2 We think they are psycho. Actually, that is too harsh to say. The woman’s name is CLARICE, and she has a problem with leaving her house and she won’t let anybody in because she is afraid of robbers. She has been waiting for her husband to come back, but went crazy cause he didn’t. The guy with the mask is FRANK and he is Clarice’s husband. On Halloween he wore a robber’s mask, but he never got inside his house because he smacked into the doors so many times, he kept on thinking he is a robber. NEIGHBOR 1 That’s horrible. NEIGHBOR 2 takes out a camcorder. NEIGHBOR 2 It is not that horrible. CAMERA’S POINT OF VIEW: SUPER: MY FRICKIN CRAZY NEIGHBORS! THE END