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I'm so terribly confused yet endeared by this game... It feels like the game concept was written by a 7 year old on some sort of substance, cause what do you mean the entire soundtrack is just the "happy birthday to you" part of the happy birthday song, followed by exactly 17 seconds of clapping before it restarts again? Why do I explode every time I move right and why do I explode specifically into a pile of promotional material for the movie Star Trek The Wrath of Khan? And why am I actually obsessed with this nonsense?? Truly I've been playing for 7 hours straight and I can't stop. Please send help, but also don't cause if anyone stops me from playing this game I am going to crash out. In summary WHY DOES THIS EXIST???!!.... AND WHERE CAN I FIND MORE????!! 

Incredible! The end had me tearing up! You got me emotionally invested so fast and I didn't even realize it was happening behind all the horror and puzzle elements. 

Omg I loved this, just the right mix of challenging and solvable enough to be rewarding. I loved the mystery and language aspects and by the time I finished I was reading everything with little problem, which made me feel very smart lol. The writing is also clearly so carefully crafted and I just love the story! Thanks so much for making it!